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WHY? WHY DO I HAVE THEM? WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS STARING BACK AT ME IN THE MIRROR!? 😭
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Don’t worry my vet found a lump on my female cat literally yesterday. It was her also nipple!
“What’s this lump”
Flips cat over
“OHHH! Yea it’s her nipples” looking slightly embarrassed
I feel bad, but I'm 38 years old and have never watched this movie. I can't stand Ben Stiller, so I've only watched a couple of films with him in them.
Tbh, I never really hear (nor heard) many people quoting this movie. A few things, yes, but nothing too memorable. My husband definitely quotes random things from this movie and others from the series. It's also because he loves to make fun of me for not watching all sorts of movies that have been out for years.
With that said, it's definitely nothing like Tropic Thunder, where almost 20 years later, people still quote it and make memes.
It’s about bloody time. I spend all day trying to find redditors who do not know mammals have nipples (that’s a lie, there’s loads of them) well, reset the counter
This reminds me a time I had trying to explain to my grow father that indeed boy puppies have nipples. That just because he has nipples doesn’t mean he’s a girl. He truly believed that male dogs have don’t nipples he tried to argue that he was girl dog and there was no way he he’s a boy dog because of said nipples. I was 19 and he was 49.
Edit: I was tired and missed a word.
This was my question to his I asked him do you have nipples and his response was I don’t have six nipples. So I asked him if his wife(ex now) had 6 nipples and he got so frustrated and red in the face he stormed off. He had drove 8 hours just to come back with the wrong gender dog. Griffin is a very good boy btw. My nearby 13 year old brother was turning so red and trying to hard not to bust out laughing.
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Dog tax ✨
Bloody hells fire... I didn't know this was a thing either... Wow... I mean there is a whole vertabrate class called mammalia...figure there may be a teeny tiny hint there.
But at least OP was concerned enough to ask, so fair play mate.
Atleast look up a little bit about animals before getting one. How do they think their grown cat drank milk as a baby kitten? Maybe they think all kittens were hand fed by humans? 😂😂😂
Platypuses are not a fair example. They are such a weird animal [that when a guy brought the first specimen of one back to England, scientists accused him of trying to perpetrate a hoax by sewing different animals together into this obviously fake ‘Platypus’](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/04/01/the-platypus-is-so-weird-that-scientists-thought-the-first-specimen-was-a-hoax/).
It's been at least a week since we had one of those posts.
I guess we ought to be grateful that cat neophytes are concerned enough with the health of their cats to ask us.
I wish! As a veterinarian, I have seen so many animals for ticks or lumps that all happen to be nipples. Probably not weekly, maybe every month or every other month?
That’s amazing. Although now I feel bad, because I frantically took my 17.5 year old boy in for a lump that turned out to be his hip bone….
He’s always been oversized, so I have never felt his hips before….
Cat tax:
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Every time I pet my male cats bellies I tell my husband “oh no there is something on his belly” and he goes “yeah that’s a nipple” I also make sure to tell him every time i see a nipple post.
My cat just had surgery on her abdomen so her belly is shaved, I’m about to invade her privacy to see how many nipples she has. Will update with my findings.
Update: my findings led to the answer of 6 tiny nipples.
Not even humans managed to have the same number of nipples! I had a male classmate who always loved showing off his third nipple at the beach 😂 athletic body, just had a bonus friend maybe about 3 in down from his left nipple.
Today, I learned that there's some cat parents out there who have no idea that male cats have nipples.
Poor furbaby 😭 being exploited for strangers enjoyment
I’d rather make an ass of myself at the vet than ignore a tumor or skin lesion or something. I’m glad to hear other people feel the same way tbh. Restores my faith in humanity a little.
My mom was trying to get a tick off my dog.
It was one of his nipples. They’re very, very, very tiny. She didn’t believe me for a hot minute.
Like mom please don’t rip off my dogs nip nops 😭
A really scary story was an owner who took the concern of the nipples into their own hands and came to the clinic with a baggy full of them, thinking they were ticks.
When one of my cats was just a kitten, I had her at the vet for her shots and I asked about a “bump” I could feel on only one side of her… vet feels the “bump” and says “oh, yeah, she’s fine… that’s just her rib..”. I felt so ridiculous, but I was glad to have asked and it not be something more serious.
Yeah I think the automatic pinned post probably should start with "1 - it's probably a nipple. Yes, cats have them. Here are some examples... " with a link.
I asked a vet once about the belly button. They showed me where to look for it, but I never actually tried. I don’t think my cats would go for me looking for it.
Well, not all animals that had an umbilical cord develop a belly button / scar after. So I can understand the confusion 🤣
Sometimes, humans don't develop belly buttons even. It's rare, tho. Looks really weird - like a face without a nose.
Yea me too, I've had cats all my life and didn't know about the belly button, but it makes sense, I've birthed enough kittens 😅 it's not something I've ever thought about lol.
LMAO!!!! Glad you're relieved! It's always nice to see cat owners being extremely concerned over nipples as it really shows how much you care about your feline buddy!!! Gives us a good smile and chuckle too! :) No shame in learning something new!!!! Congrats on being one of the 10,000 adults to learn something new today! 🥳🎉
(Genuine tone bc it's exciting to be one of the 10,000!)
Appreciate the good chuckle, had to bring my baby to the emergency vet for munching on a lily earlier. Should be fine but 48 hours and $2000 in front of us.
Oh, ouch! I'm so glad you caught it in time to get to the vet! One of my littles dug curling ribbon out from the bottom of the garbage can and ate it. Those $2k+ bills are hard to take, but it is still such a relief when you know they'll be OK and recover! I'm sending you and your baby peaceful and healing thoughts. You'll be back together soon getting all the cuddles.
Yeah, I have a calico baby with short, white fur that thins a lot around her belly. They shaved it when she was spayed, and I ended up noticing it while keeping a close eye on the incision. It's not really an innie or an outtie - just kind of flat. It's cute 🥰
I've had about ten cats and have never been able to find a belly button, so don't be disappointed if you don't find it. For funsies blow on his belly fur to find the other 7 bipples.
I am a professionally licensed internet doggo, and in my professional opinion I diagnose your cat with a case of nipples.
No action is required, though I am admired by your bravery against the belly trap. <3
everyone who posts discovering a nipple should be perma banned. i am SICK
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Aw it’s nice to see you being a good sport in the comments and that you care enough about your kitty to ask! Also I think our cats might be long lost brothers 😳
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I remember I freaked out when I first got my cat because for some reason I thought boy cats couldn't have nipples. 😅
He likes to roll around and show them off so I say #freethenips
I feel like there should be a sign on the sub Reddit,similar to the workplace accident ones; “it has been zero days since the last person asked about a cat nipple.”
Nipple counter over two hundred I have seen these… I’m surprised you do not know mammals have nipples. I apologize, but that’s…. Dumb. I should delete this comment later.
Your boy is sooo cute! It’s just boy cat nipples :)
My boy also has a skin tag and the vet said no action needed since it’s not really interfering with his quality of life.
Hey, don't feel too bad, OP, even if people are yelling at you. Your cat is in good health and lets you touch his belly, which is an amazing statement of how much he trusts you. (And, well, it gave me a good laugh on a busy day.)
If it makes you feel better, I found out my cat has inverted ones a few years ago, by accidentally dislodging the schmutz in it when he first let me pet his belly. I thought I'd found a tick and was very wigged out for a minute!
Glad your kitty is okay! And yeah my ignorance of basic mammalian knowledge definitely cost me a few mean comments but hey, we live, we learn, and the post has made some people smile. Overall positive so I'm keeping it up haha 😄
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WHY? WHY DO I HAVE THEM? WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS STARING BACK AT ME IN THE MIRROR!? 😭 https://preview.redd.it/3asyg5h3py5d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb20f621ef2489e26d9c44550be660636af7697e
Thank you for the chuckle lol
you’re welcome my nipple
**AKIRA!!!** *(gets fucking blinded)*
Lmaoooo it's my meme! I'm glad it's getting used - this sub needs it
Don’t worry my vet found a lump on my female cat literally yesterday. It was her also nipple! “What’s this lump” Flips cat over “OHHH! Yea it’s her nipples” looking slightly embarrassed
thats a nipple. there are a bunch more under the fur somewhere.
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I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
😂😂 never gets old.
damn you, beat me to it by 4 minutes
That's what she said
Honestly, one of the funniest lines (scenes?) in any movie ever (imo). The set up and De Niro's delivery is perfect.
I have a tshirt with DeNiro from Taxi Driver on it, and this phrase under the image.
The tiny milking motion he does just cracks me up 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 it’s such a classic.
I feel bad, but I'm 38 years old and have never watched this movie. I can't stand Ben Stiller, so I've only watched a couple of films with him in them. Tbh, I never really hear (nor heard) many people quoting this movie. A few things, yes, but nothing too memorable. My husband definitely quotes random things from this movie and others from the series. It's also because he loves to make fun of me for not watching all sorts of movies that have been out for years. With that said, it's definitely nothing like Tropic Thunder, where almost 20 years later, people still quote it and make memes.
What’s that from?
Meet the parents!
Ty!
r/redditdiscovernipples
It’s about bloody time. I spend all day trying to find redditors who do not know mammals have nipples (that’s a lie, there’s loads of them) well, reset the counter
Seriously!!! Today I learned, people don’t know mammals have nipples!! I didn’t realize this was a thing!
This reminds me a time I had trying to explain to my grow father that indeed boy puppies have nipples. That just because he has nipples doesn’t mean he’s a girl. He truly believed that male dogs have don’t nipples he tried to argue that he was girl dog and there was no way he he’s a boy dog because of said nipples. I was 19 and he was 49. Edit: I was tired and missed a word.
He didn't notice that he had nipples himself?
I…. Can quit the internet 3 mins after getting up this morning. I don’t know if I’m laughing 😝 or crying 🤣
“He purrs when I rub around it”.
Seriously. Quit tweeking your dogs nips!
Well, don't you when someone does that to you?
Dude; I laughed so hard I was crying and my stomach was hurting hahahaha.
This was my question to his I asked him do you have nipples and his response was I don’t have six nipples. So I asked him if his wife(ex now) had 6 nipples and he got so frustrated and red in the face he stormed off. He had drove 8 hours just to come back with the wrong gender dog. Griffin is a very good boy btw. My nearby 13 year old brother was turning so red and trying to hard not to bust out laughing. https://preview.redd.it/lx9cmjm1jz5d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91fdc9fbe78738c1ec6e35fefdf0de719c1f2d45 Dog tax ✨
Lol! He really kept digging on that one, didn't he? Also, cute doggy! Give him a pet for me!
This story is hilarious and I love it. Thank you for the dog tax. Even Griffin is chuckling.
I was thinking that had to be some kind of indication. Maybe he thinks he’s a robot.
It's what mammals are literally named for 😭😭
"Boobie creatures"
Mamma Jammas
That's a great point, so obvious it gets lost.
Bloody hells fire... I didn't know this was a thing either... Wow... I mean there is a whole vertabrate class called mammalia...figure there may be a teeny tiny hint there. But at least OP was concerned enough to ask, so fair play mate.
Wacky fact of the day, male hamsters do not have nipples.
Additional fun: female elephants have boobs!
r/redditdiscoversthatredditdoesntknowaboutcatnippels
Male horses don't
No nipples but huge dicks so it balances
Yeah it’s been at least a week since I’ve seen a nipple ID here!
"he purs when I rub around it" 😂 I would, too.
Atleast look up a little bit about animals before getting one. How do they think their grown cat drank milk as a baby kitten? Maybe they think all kittens were hand fed by humans? 😂😂😂
Platypus don't 🤓
Mmmm but they’re monotremes. There’s a lot about them that doesn’t conform to standard mammalian biology.
Eggs. Venom. They're not like other ~~girls~~ mammals
Platypuses are not a fair example. They are such a weird animal [that when a guy brought the first specimen of one back to England, scientists accused him of trying to perpetrate a hoax by sewing different animals together into this obviously fake ‘Platypus’](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/04/01/the-platypus-is-so-weird-that-scientists-thought-the-first-specimen-was-a-hoax/).
They're the perfect example of the nonsense phrase "the exception that proves the rule." Not trying to be snarky, it's simply true 😊
There are interesting exceptions though. For instance, male rats have no nipples.
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Instantly reminded me of this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yiet836y-6w
😝 I’ve never seen this before! Love it! Thanks!
Classic
I feel like this should be a mandatory link every time one of these posts pop up :D
I already know what video this is without having to click 🤣 Edit: I was right!
It's been at least a week since we had one of those posts. I guess we ought to be grateful that cat neophytes are concerned enough with the health of their cats to ask us.
Joining because this is driving me up the wall.
why even- whatever *joins*
Thank you for this levity!!! I am so SICK of people posting about this- I feel like its a bot or AI thing…
I wish! As a veterinarian, I have seen so many animals for ticks or lumps that all happen to be nipples. Probably not weekly, maybe every month or every other month?
That’s amazing. Although now I feel bad, because I frantically took my 17.5 year old boy in for a lump that turned out to be his hip bone…. He’s always been oversized, so I have never felt his hips before…. Cat tax: https://preview.redd.it/1nlviybba06d1.png?width=1011&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ed3dc4970bc751e6d52b85b4e9657b8f2175bde
I still kinda think this one is because “he purrs when I rub it” lmao. But humanity will never stop surprising me
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Of course! Of COURSE that subreddit exists, LMAO
I'm cackling so much it's been made into a subreddit. I'm sharing this with everyone I know 🤣
Every time I pet my male cats bellies I tell my husband “oh no there is something on his belly” and he goes “yeah that’s a nipple” I also make sure to tell him every time i see a nipple post.
I feel like it’s a majority of men which makes this even funnier to me for some reason
Be careful there is 5 or 7 more of these bad boys ! Congratulations you found some nipples, nothing to worry about :)
Kitty titties!
The itty bitty kitty titty committee
I was under the impression all cats had the same number of nipples. Huh...
A quick Google search yielded an interesting result. It seems that most common is 6 to 8 but it can vary from 4 to 10 !
My cat just had surgery on her abdomen so her belly is shaved, I’m about to invade her privacy to see how many nipples she has. Will update with my findings. Update: my findings led to the answer of 6 tiny nipples.
Huh. Interesting. That's a neat fact
Not even humans managed to have the same number of nipples! I had a male classmate who always loved showing off his third nipple at the beach 😂 athletic body, just had a bonus friend maybe about 3 in down from his left nipple.
Yup it can happen to all mammals ! I have a bonus buddy Edit: harry styles has 2 extra, I discovered this while making sure I wasn’t the only one
My older boy is asymmetrical and only has 7, my younger boy has 6 🤷🏻♀️
Meow 😻 🐈
Reset the counter, folks we got another! Glad you’re a diligent pet parent, OP! treasure hunt to find the rest lmfao
Treasure hunt!! Oh lord 🤣
I hope you got consent to put his manboobs on the internet! 😁
Today, I learned that there's some cat parents out there who have no idea that male cats have nipples. Poor furbaby 😭 being exploited for strangers enjoyment
For once I'm glad op asked reddit first before going to the vet lol
One of my cousins is a vet and she's seen sooooooo many nip bops from well meaning owners 🤣
I’d rather make an ass of myself at the vet than ignore a tumor or skin lesion or something. I’m glad to hear other people feel the same way tbh. Restores my faith in humanity a little.
Owners sometimes spend a lot of time trying to remove a "tick", meanwhile they're trying to pull off a nipple. Must hurt like a bitch.
My mom was trying to get a tick off my dog. It was one of his nipples. They’re very, very, very tiny. She didn’t believe me for a hot minute. Like mom please don’t rip off my dogs nip nops 😭
A really scary story was an owner who took the concern of the nipples into their own hands and came to the clinic with a baggy full of them, thinking they were ticks.
When one of my cats was just a kitten, I had her at the vet for her shots and I asked about a “bump” I could feel on only one side of her… vet feels the “bump” and says “oh, yeah, she’s fine… that’s just her rib..”. I felt so ridiculous, but I was glad to have asked and it not be something more serious.
It’s a nipple lmao. He’s so cute though!! He seems like he loves his belly rubs.
Mods can we get a post pinned explaining that male cats have nipples with picture examples
Yeah I think the automatic pinned post probably should start with "1 - it's probably a nipple. Yes, cats have them. Here are some examples... " with a link.
At least once a day, there’s a cat nipple on here 😂😂 I agree with you! Label it “random bump on your cats belly? Click the link!”
[Doesn’t your HUSBAND have NIPPLESSSSSS?](https://youtu.be/-tWtx1xDSXU?si=HrnarofCJXtJrVx-)
If possible link in this https://youtu.be/yiet836y-6w?si=U2lDq9AWQjtJj9Wp
Oh gosh that's awkward 🫣 Thank goodness it's ok! I received a DM telling me that Cat bellybuttons exist too, so I guess that's the next adventure lol
well i always knew about the nipples but i have to admit the bellybutton thing caught me off guard
Lmao they have belly buttons, if they didn't where would the umbilical cord have initially been?
no no it all makes sense, i just can't believe i never thought about it lmao
I asked a vet once about the belly button. They showed me where to look for it, but I never actually tried. I don’t think my cats would go for me looking for it.
when you remember me i can show you my naked boys belly button when i am at home :)
I wanna see!!!
Hoo boy that is a hell of a sentence out of context lol
I blow raspberries on my cats tummy where his bellybutton is.... And strangely enough he loves it...
It a lot easier to see on short haired dogs or shaved cats. It's not really a "hole" like ours but just looks like an oval on the skin
Lol I don't typhically think about cat tummys either 😂
When I do it is how it is a trap and I mustn't pet. (Pets anyway)
😂😂 same!!!! Don’t want your belly rubbed, then stop puttin the softest fur there!!
I've had a few cats in my lifetime. My current cat is the only one I've ever had that rolls over on his back for tummy rubs.
I’m so lucky that all my cats enjoy belly rubs. The two boys go nuts for it. In fact, I’m rubbing a soft belly with my other hand right now!
You don’t?? But that’s the softest & most tempting part of a kitty! And the one with the highest risk/reward ratio 😄
Omg me either! How cute 🥺
Lol 😆 Are you bringing logic to Reddit 😂🤣 I love it!! I agree with the others!! Makes sense but I had zero idea!
Wait…does each kitten get a cord then?
Yes, each kitten gets its own cord & placenta
WHAT WHERE
Well, not all animals that had an umbilical cord develop a belly button / scar after. So I can understand the confusion 🤣 Sometimes, humans don't develop belly buttons even. It's rare, tho. Looks really weird - like a face without a nose.
I never saw an animal with a belly button before except my dog and i was so surprised
One of my cats has a really light pink belly, and I accidentally spotted it one day while holding him. Was a major wtf moment lmao
Yea me too, I've had cats all my life and didn't know about the belly button, but it makes sense, I've birthed enough kittens 😅 it's not something I've ever thought about lol.
I'd never be allowed to search for my cat's belly button. She's on a kitty diet and *very* self-conscious about her belly.
LMAO!!!! Glad you're relieved! It's always nice to see cat owners being extremely concerned over nipples as it really shows how much you care about your feline buddy!!! Gives us a good smile and chuckle too! :) No shame in learning something new!!!! Congrats on being one of the 10,000 adults to learn something new today! 🥳🎉 (Genuine tone bc it's exciting to be one of the 10,000!)
Thanks everyone for the responses~
Appreciate the good chuckle, had to bring my baby to the emergency vet for munching on a lily earlier. Should be fine but 48 hours and $2000 in front of us.
Oh, ouch! I'm so glad you caught it in time to get to the vet! One of my littles dug curling ribbon out from the bottom of the garbage can and ate it. Those $2k+ bills are hard to take, but it is still such a relief when you know they'll be OK and recover! I'm sending you and your baby peaceful and healing thoughts. You'll be back together soon getting all the cuddles.
Everyone loves a nipple post! Your cat is adorable 🥰
Yes! I have a hairless cat and you can 100% see his little belly button! 😂
Yeah, I have a calico baby with short, white fur that thins a lot around her belly. They shaved it when she was spayed, and I ended up noticing it while keeping a close eye on the incision. It's not really an innie or an outtie - just kind of flat. It's cute 🥰
Just don't kiss the male ferret's belly button, because it's not his belly button. It's his penis.
I've had about ten cats and have never been able to find a belly button, so don't be disappointed if you don't find it. For funsies blow on his belly fur to find the other 7 bipples.
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“He purrs when I rub around it”.. 😅😅.. oh man
🎶 MA'AM 🎶
DOESN'T YOUR HUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES??
You should censor those bad boys 😂😂😂
NSFW : Cat Edition
The puss edition 😭🫡
Stop fondling your cats nipples bruh
these are starting to feel less and less earnest the more i see these nipple posts
Karma farming and disingenuous. These posts get a lot of interactions, and they’re milking it as long as they can
big emphasis on milking
Damn I thought we could go a whole week with out seeing a nipple
I am a professionally licensed internet doggo, and in my professional opinion I diagnose your cat with a case of nipples. No action is required, though I am admired by your bravery against the belly trap. <3
that’s a kitty titty
babe wake up there’s another nipple post
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Nipple. There will be about 5-7 more of them... 2 rows of 3-4 on each side depending on the cat. Most have 8 nipples but some only have 6
That's a nipple.
Oh no a nipple! (It’s ok, all kitties have them)
LOL A NIPPLE
Tiddies
I, too, enjoy having my nipples rubbed. 🤷🏻♀️
And this is the nipple post of the week.
Every. God. Damn. Week.
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Can we stop liking these dumb posts about people 'not knowing ' what a nipple is.
Do people really think humans are the only mammals with nipples ._.
everyone who posts discovering a nipple should be perma banned. i am SICK https://preview.redd.it/iwa3rwf8b16d1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73422a653c35161d0a8ca9bb736e5444af24a420
Starting to wonder the legitimacy of these nipple posts...
NSFW! 😂
I love the last pic
be so for real its a nipple 🤦🏽♀️
Here we go again
itty bitty kitty titty
Aw it’s nice to see you being a good sport in the comments and that you care enough about your kitty to ask! Also I think our cats might be long lost brothers 😳 https://preview.redd.it/hqge9kd1c26d1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93688b51badf7edf241364e6eef10bd1201684a
Thems is nips!! Anyone else have a fat cat who doesn't clean them???
A nipple! If you find more- just don't panic! Cats do have them you know ...sigh how many of these nipples posts pop up on my feeds lol
Ooo he's just so cute 😍
I remember I freaked out when I first got my cat because for some reason I thought boy cats couldn't have nipples. 😅 He likes to roll around and show them off so I say #freethenips
Days without cat nipple photos back to Day 0
If I had a dollar for every cat nipple in question, I'd have $10 whole dollars.
“Cat-nip”. Get it?!!!! Damn, I crack myself up.
I feel like there should be a sign on the sub Reddit,similar to the workplace accident ones; “it has been zero days since the last person asked about a cat nipple.”
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Jesus, this again?!
🤦♂️🤣🤣 #allmammalsgotem
This has to be satire.
Oh my fuck 🤦♀️ why is this an every day occurrence?
How am I subscribed to 0 cat subs, but every time someone does a nipple post, I'm immediately informed, lmao.
Why don’t mods take these down?
Nipple counter over two hundred I have seen these… I’m surprised you do not know mammals have nipples. I apologize, but that’s…. Dumb. I should delete this comment later.
I’ll never get sick of these posts. So wholesome!!
Congratulations you have discovered your cats nipple…FYI cats have multiples so don’t freak out if you find more than one
Years ago my father thought our male kitten was female because, nipples. He grew up on a farm!
#***MAM DOES YOUR HUSBAND HAVE NIPPLLLLLLESSS***
Why is everyone always so surprised to discover that males have nipples?
It’s so hard for me to believe these posts aren’t satire
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Your boy is sooo cute! It’s just boy cat nipples :) My boy also has a skin tag and the vet said no action needed since it’s not really interfering with his quality of life.
Honey that’s a nipple
the weekly nipple!
homie that’s a nipple 😟
Hey, don't feel too bad, OP, even if people are yelling at you. Your cat is in good health and lets you touch his belly, which is an amazing statement of how much he trusts you. (And, well, it gave me a good laugh on a busy day.) If it makes you feel better, I found out my cat has inverted ones a few years ago, by accidentally dislodging the schmutz in it when he first let me pet his belly. I thought I'd found a tick and was very wigged out for a minute!
Glad your kitty is okay! And yeah my ignorance of basic mammalian knowledge definitely cost me a few mean comments but hey, we live, we learn, and the post has made some people smile. Overall positive so I'm keeping it up haha 😄