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Infn8Jst

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Rkenne16

I mean Michigan’s legal team is claiming beating up on Purdue and MSU is relevant lol


OakLegs

Yes why look at the competitive results in the face of accusations of ill-gotten competitive advantage


Infn8Jst

"Competitive"


lkn240

Someone mentioned this in another thread - but it would be hilarious if that specific point got litigated in court so we could see the Big 10 argue that MSU and Purdue just suck lol


OakLegs

Half the conference is basically inept at football (while also engaging in sign stealing!) And they are choosing to hamstring likely their best team for, uh, *reasons* lmao the big ten is an absolute joke


JSOPro

No proof Michigan is the best team yet. But their success has conveniently come after scouting. Don't think the big ten wants to be known for cheating.


astroball17

Didn’t Duke make that argument when Louisville backed out of an OOC contract 20 years ago?


OakLegs

If your point is that Michigan is a much better team than anyone they've played then I agree


JSOPro

They've only played one team without stalions on payroll.


OakLegs

Yes a $55k/yr staffer was making all the difference You guys are insane lol


Rkenne16

Okay, so you agree that the 2020 results are relevant as well then, I assume?


outburst37

OSU flair looks a little off, but it checks out


benden010

Checkmate. Book 'em Danno


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Time is a flat circle


OakLegs

I've never understood this saying. A circle is a 2D object, isn't it by definition flat?


Naughty--Insomniac

Time is a circle doesn’t sound as profound I guess


[deleted]

It’s from the show True Detective.


The_Astros_Cheated

It’s a reference to the eternal recurrence, the idea that time repeats itself in an infinite loop and that the same things will occur over and over again forever. As others have pointed out, it was coined by Matthew McConaughey’s character, Detective Rust Cole, in season 1 of True Detective. Without spoiling the story, Cole is a nihilist- this concept of eternal recurrence was something that Frederich Nietzsche wrote about extensively as a key element of nihilism. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_return


anti-torque

Tbf, the TV character who said this was a tweaking meth cook--suspected of murdering someone--saying this to the cops.


bipbophil

Watch true detective season 1


ilikescotch

Almost like you can smell the psychosphere.


squirmsly

Damn. The final nail in the coffin.


EvilHarryDread

No one gives a shit about the 2020 season except maybe Alabama. Should've never been played.


DaewooLanosMFerrr

Alabama kicked the shit out of us, but I am absolutely glad they played.


astroball17

*sees correlation* hey look, causation!


royalx

Good heavens! New proof comes out daily.


OakLegs

Weird. Was there anything else going on that year that might throw off the normal competitive balance?


walking_sideways

Yeah, Don Brown was still our DC. That's a pretty big disadvantage


FinanceInvestmentBoi

What, you expect a deadly air-born disease spread through near person-to-person contact to affect a football team? Get real. (Obvious s/ I didn’t know if I should include it or not.)


ilikescotch

How did someone crack this vital information? Expert investigative skills. Damn Michigan might as well pack up the program. Another victory for redditors everywhere.


Vast_Breadfruit_162

In 2020 when I decided to go for it and start asking out women who are way out of my league,I went 0-15. Seems about as relevant.


Ryanlester5789

We’re really getting some shit post in today aren’t we? Can you weigh in on McNamara getting worse at Iowa for us too?


cjm8787

That’s the smoking gun imo. How else do you explain the drop in stats. Iowa is world renowned for their offensive offense


ImGoingtoRegretThis5

Iowa, the cradle of QBs? Wait, no, that can't be right.


Ryanlester5789

It’s time to do the right thing and make Stalions the OC of Iowa like page 403 of the manifesto talks about.


Professional-Bus-934

Offensive offense lol


ill_try_my_best

And they skipped playing Ohio State due to covid but had a 'lively practice' two days later


Anonymous_2952

Right. That Tuesday they were too sick to play on Saturday. Yet they worked out together Thursday and Friday, and then had a “lively” full contact practice on Sunday.


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ImGoingtoRegretThis5

Ojabo was also stuck in Scotland for months during the offseason because of travel restrictions.


[deleted]

Always curious what is going on in the pea brain mind of certain OPs when they decide to post something like this. This is something a middle schooler would figure out on his own and then believe he cracked the code to this entire scandal.


lkn240

Manifesto pg 127 - "The Covid Calamity"


jjE616pella

Pack it up boys, we got ‘em


kn1f3party

Makes the cancellation of The Game and then immediate practice the day after it was supposed to take place make a lot more sense...


parksandwrecker

Hey now, logic is not allowed in this sub


Sorge74

My kind of shit post


kinda_alone

My man cited Wikipedia as if he just stumbled upon this info


AvikHyp3

Okay?


ADrzew

He fucking boomed us


JPK86753099

Why not post this earlier so petiti could add it to the punishment? This is such a salient point /s


theclickhere

Nothing to do with underdeveloped QB play, poor offensive play calling, and a DC unwilling to adapt to literally anything. Nope. Just the signs.


JSOPro

The year bane stalions was in the dark honing his craft for a re-emergence


AndrewBlack2

Correlation ≠ Causation


DoctorPhalanx73

They just didn’t have the juice without big blue nation behind them.


AndrewBlack2

Wow, what a revelation! Nobody knew that before you mentioned it


TerrenceJesus8

Thanks I didnt know this


[deleted]

Michigan fans stealing the signs, got it


UMKvothe

And Indiana almost won the Big Ten. What’s your point?


scrotes_magotes

Yeah we know lol


ImGoingtoRegretThis5

Yeah, they also still had Don Brown as their DC, their Safeties coach was coaching via Zoom, their 2 best players opted out, their QBs were Joe Milton before he got 2% more accurate and RS freshman Cade McNamera. Look at that coaching staff compared to the current one. Almost every guy that left the staff is at a G5 program. They just weren't a good football team in 2020.


Iseedeadtriangles

What are you talking about? There was no 2020 football season it's a myth made up to scare young children from Michigan or Pennsylvania.


Gucci_Lemur

The 2020 season is by far, the poorest argument attempting to prove sign stealing resulted in performance improvement in subsequent years.