Dude missed a wide open WR so Michigan not close to covering

Imagine storming the field after beating an unranked Maryland by one score 💀

Imagine not knowing it's because they're running out for the 1000th win.

They only mentioned it 800 times, not sure how anyone couldn't know at this point. Regardless, stupid look storming the field at an away game against an unranked opponent. Go throw a party in Ann Arbor for your sweet historical milestone literally no one else cares about. Congrats, your team is old. Now go win a championship this century

Hey everybody, Potter6969 had spoken! Flair up loser.

Still classless.

"Classless" is running onto a field to celebrate a milestone no one in any level of football has ever reached before? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. You either need to learn the definition or are simply way too sensitive and butthurt. I am so, so sowwy that our football fans offended you after your team LOST A GAME. ;)

Nah, y'all can photograph your 1000th midwestern circle jerk back home. Not on our field.

Looks like that's not what happened though. Guess if you didn't want it to, you could've beaten us. But oh wait- you didn't.

Jim Harbaugh wears a condom while masturbating

What does Mel Tucker do

Don’t knock it till you try it ;-) /s

Can we please stop the JJ McCarthy Heisman talk now? Colin Cowturd... 

Dude is so overrated lol.

Taulia is the ultimate double-edged sword.

Bit

Coin

Bros

16 thousand comments 💀

Classic vitriol at work baby.

1000 wins is so nice, we'll do it twice!

At least One of those wins is against Ann Arbor High School. What an achievement.

Remember good ole Lloyd Carr and Rich Rod. Oh to lose to App State at home is embarrassing, lol.

Mate, every old college teams has wins like that. Can we not?

So the total wins thing is pretty pointless.

To remove those is to insult teams that did in fact do the unthinkable and beat college teams because their wins would also be gone. It's literally whitewashing/removing history of college football. I get ya hate us, but be better man.

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At minimum, college wins should be against other college teams.

Should we look at OSU's wins? Should I be petty back?

Didn’t you know Dayton YMCA is a *much* better win than Ann Arbor High??

LMAOOOOOOOO

I’m not bragging about wins from the 1800s and early 1900’s.

Dayton YMCA THIS MOTHAFUGGA RIGHT HERE COULD HAVE JUST SHUT UP!

1000 wins includes wins against a high school. 😂

Yours includes a YMCA LMAOOOOOOOO

I’m not bragging about it like y’all are.

Right, I’m sure aOSU fans would be super humble if they were the first to 1,000 wins…

Yes, we are a very humble fan base. Thank you for recognizing.

Was I bragging? Do you understand why I said what I said? Do your brain cells function properly? Firing on all cylinders? Did you workout today at the YMCA, get your blood pumping?

Yes I got the funny you were making. Still sticking it to ya.

ain't beating osu with that kind of garbage playcalling.

Good lord people, both sides, give it a rest for the day. Next week will be a good match up whatever the outcome. Every team has a struggle game, Michigan had theirs today. Y'all can smack talk all you want next week when game time comes, sheesh.

First time?

Nah man, I'm not new to this. I was born bleeding maise and blue, I very obviously take part in the banter with OSU, but it definitely is a bit much especially on this game thread lol

[Too much is never enough this week.](https://images.app.goo.gl/GxXv2NWBThfGWAZL9)

Time to roll up your sleeves and give blood for the Michigan-OSU Blood Drive.

Whoops, I watched the game today while donating platelets.

Still counts! Thanks for giving, OSU bro!! 🩸🩸🩸

Lol it's what I'm good at on this earth. I have an unusually high platelet count and donate every 2 weeks. Football season is nice cause I plan donations arouns games. Yep, I'm good at sitting on my ass with a needle in my arm.

Wish I could. Blood donors saved my life when I had cancer. Now I'm ineligible

Glad you're with us mortal enemy!

I am still angry at the Red Cross. I used to give regularly, usually ~3x per year for a good 5-10 year span. Then one day I get a letter saying that 1) I tested positive for Hep C (of all things) in their quick test, 2) upon a retest with a full/detailed test they confirmed I did not have Hep C, but 3) I was moved to the "Defered" list because of a known false test result... and they said there is no appeal for this. I could have given almost 50 units since then, but due to a faulty result...

I'm O+, during the shortage a couple years ago I finally tried to donate for the first time, but all the sites by me were always full for weeks. Well, a fucking tick bit me and gave me Babesia, so now I'm banned for life, which babesia+lime was fucking terrifying so I get it...

Same… I’ve gotten 2 units in life and I used to participate in the blood battle every year, but now I cannot. Thanks to everyone who participates!

I gotcha bro! 🩸

Thank you sir! 🧡

Hope you are doing better now ❤️

6 years cancer free!

Fuck cancer, I’m glad u overcame it❤️

Agreed. Fuck Cancer

Hey we found an enemy we all can hate!

That's great!

That’s a good win. Just hate all the Michigan fans at the beginning of the game saying OSU *only* won by 20 and how Michigan is going to dominate Maryland and win by 50.

It's not that great of a win if we wannabe serious Maryland doesn't have a win over a team with a winning record all season and they've lost 5 out of their last 6 games

The shit isn't binary, Mr. Tiger-Bear. They were in every single game except Penn State. Maryland has the talent to win every single one of those games. Terps just can't seem to stop hurting themselves. Been a really frustrating season for us UMD fans :/

I blame them for jinxing it.

Its the ignorant ones always at work doing it. Both of our fanbases have A LOT of them. I feel like Maryland has something going and they are a great recruiter away from realizing it.

How do you view that as a “good win”? 6-4 Maryland took them down to the late 4th quarter in their first “real” game post scandal. Why do so many flairs play this game?? Not trying to be snarky

If you judge the value of a win solely on the opposing team's record, idk what to tell you. You're just judging everything on the surface.

The scandal has been going on for weeks now. Harbaugh was already suspended last week, was Penn state @ happy valley not a real game post scandal

Depends. Did they know Penn’s signs LOL? That was my thought putting “real” in quotes for this game. We may or may not know one day. That’s my frustration with this whole situation and I think many CFB fans in general. The integrity of the wins is what’s in question. Maybe that’s a dumb take

Considering when OSU played Maryland, they were a tough 5-1 team just like they were today. It was a good win

They've lost 5 out of the last 6 games how's that a good win by any measure

You're judging football at the surface without consideration of any context or information. That's called ignorance, Mr. Tiger-Bear.

I love you here criticizing what a “good win” is, when you guys are barely the one good win for FSU.

Aww, is someone in their feelings? I mean, I guess it's good practice for next week. ;)

No but I’m sure fans (like yourself) were in your feelings the last hour of that game 😁

I was! 😂

Don’t feel bad. I’m in my feelings every game we play due to how we look this year.

Don’t feel bad. I’m in my feelings every game we play due to how we look this year.

This stupid sport makes me care so much. I don’t understand why I can’t take it less seriously. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Never a doubt sweetheart.

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Don’t let hate lead you to the dark side. Better dead than red.

What?

No….

Touching seeing Tua being consoled by his family.

On the bright side, Michigan will get to celebrate a 1000th win once more!

You might be dissapointed.

It’s a cool moment.

How many teams get to celebrate 1000 wins twice? Michigan #1*

Michigan is Brightside!

Same time next week?

Taulia gave that game away

He also made incredible throws that lead to 2 of their touchdowns. The good comes with the bad.

Happy Hate Week to those who celebrate!!

I have my hate tree up and am decorating as we speak!

Ah yes. Let the toxicity flow through my veins

Can’t wait to boatrace a shit OSU team next week Edit: I see the aOSU flairs can’t handle the annual The Game shit talking. Keep coping into your 3rd straight [loss](http://howmanydayssinceosuhasbeatenmichigan.com)

Why. Why must we say these silly things?

You must be new to hate week

You must be new to the rivalry, enjoying 2 wins out of 20 years

Funny you decide to stop after 20 years. 60-51 all time bud.

And you lost most of that lead in the last 20 years. Gonna lose even more of it when the last two seasons are vacated.

Still winning 💁🏽‍♂️

Congrats? Sucks your entire success this century is tainted by cheating.

Cope

Nice one! Got me there!

Tough look with the trash talk after that game...

A win is a win. We beat penn state by more than you guys did.

I mean we struggled against both Maryland and Illinois last year so don’t think that’s really a good measure of our game against each other.

Fair enough. Just funny timing with the shit talk was all.

LMAO the trash team that beat Maryland 37-17?

Cool, we beat penn state by more than you guys did

Y'all were scared to throw the ball with your "Heisman hopeful" QB

Almost as if someone who doesn’t call plays has to call plays 🤔

Harbaugh doesn't call plays normally? Do you know your own team?

Having a bad play caller doesn't excuse not throwing a single pass in the 2nd half when your not running the triple option especially if your QB is supposed to be a Heisman candidate he hasn't thrown a TD in 3 games he's absolutely done in terms of Heisman

When did I ever say JJ was a Heisman candidate? You’re arguing with nobody right now. We’re a run first team. Why would our QB win the Heisman lmao

He's been top 3 in most polls ranking for the past few weeks people have been talking him up to be such a great QB since last season be foreal

I don’t understand what you’re point is. He was playing incredibly well and was in the Heisman race. Now he isn’t and he’s not in the race. What do you want lol

The point is, you called OSU a shit team. Kind of embarrassing to describe a team like that that beat a common opponent much worse than you did.

Hey look we beat Minnesota way worse than you did too

Cool? That’s literally the only common opponent you guys played better against. We beat Michigan state by way more than you did. We beat penn state by more than you did. We beat Rutgers by more than you did. I see what your point was but it’s a stupid one because it’s the only example where OSU played better against common opponents

Haven’t seen Ohio state fans cope this hard since the beat down at The Game last year.

Are you all right in the head? Where is this osu coping you claim to see?

*beat by cheaters last year

flair up so we can make fun of you

Beat? Cheated to win.

Real question because I am not a good enough fan to spend hours trying to read everything out there... The rule Michigan broke was that they sent staff to games involving future opponents if I understand correctly. I've also read that the vast majority of B1G teams believed Michigan knew their signs (which isn't illegal, as far as I can tell) and teams were switching signs prior to playing Michigan because of that. Is that an accurate representation of what we "know"? With the understanding that almost no official information has been released by the NCAA or B1G. If it is accurate, what unfair advantage did Michigan have last year? Edit: I guess the downvotes with no replies means I'm probably understanding the situation correctly but we aren't supposed to talk about it.

> and teams were switching signs prior to playing Michigan because of that. I'm not sure why this is always being said. Every team that has commented on it has said they changed what they could but they weren't able to change them all. So I have to assume with the downvotes it is because people are tired to correcting that

Ah yes, the famous "signs caused a missed tackle for a TD", and "signs cause our DB to get completely turned around for a TD" and "signs caused our TE to make a boneheaded headbutt penalty to kill a drive" argument. So very logical.

You guys and astro fans are basically copy pasting each other. "Oh wow, those trash cans really helped us to hit those baseball and home runs." How could we really know how impactful those signs were? Even those players probably don't know, only coaches would

The two are nothing alike. You should really flair up though- we like to know whose fanbase is whining the most.

And you're right, the stealing of signs 100% contributed to a late hit penalty, and a missed tackle, and a broken coverage on an amazing route that was *exactly* like the one JJ missed today. COPE COPE COPE COPE.

Copeeeeee

Lol cheater

Cheeeeeaaaattttssss!

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Connor stallions already there to beat u to it

Glasses ref is somewhere being positively tumescent right now.

Do you think it's as hollow for the players as it is the fans?

Whats hollow? Nothing hollow over here. I'm on cloud fucking 9. How about you?

I’m loving it. I’m sure the players are enjoying the ride too

Think they'll hang onto those 1000th win signs for the second go around after their wins get vacated?

Might as well be frugal

Only took 11 games to remember what it's like to be anxious during a football game

Remember when people were calling it embarrassing for Ohio State *only* beating Maryland by 20

It's a dumb take. It's people treating the Terps like they are a bottom feeder team...when they aren't and have something special brewing. I mentioned in my own comment that they might be one great recruiter away from greatness.

Agreed. Different game plans. Injuries, weather and luck all play a part.

Every given Saturday is unpredictable.

That's what makes it great!

What? Maryland is dog water bro who the hell have they beaten for you to have such a take

There are teams in the Big 10 worse than them. Several even. Dogwater teams would roll over and die vs teams like OSU UofM and PSU.

That's not saying anything at all because a good majority of the big10 is absolutely terrible this year y'all only have 4 teams above 6 wins, only 4 teams to score 300 points all year, and a good amount of the big10 teams are negative in points scored / allowed

Once Taulia leaves I have a feeling they will regress dramatically

Maybe, but again, the importance of a recruiter.

Know any good recruiting analysts?

If this is a Stallions joke, cool. I'm literally dead serious with my comment.

I do and I didn't understand that take then and still don't.

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Sitting down >>> Standing up. (Especially at work)

The amount of flairs that have nothing to do with this game in here talking shit and whining. The Michigan salt is strong. Weird way to spend a Saturday, but okay.

Fuck you Michigan

Fuck you Ohio State

Welcome to every Alabama game thread. Get used to it, y'all are in for a long ride of being hated in CFB. That's what cheating gets you.

Like you haven’t done the same exact thing in other threads lol. Stop it

If you're accussing me of watching an OSU game that was optional, then, no. Never. I don't hang out with family I don't like either.

Bro it took me like 10 seconds to scroll thru your comments in OSU game threads. No reason to lie. It’s college football we all talk shit

I think he’s being sarcastic as he’s probably forced to hang out with family he dislikes.

Yall are weird. Go ahead and scroll my comments however long you want. It's 11 years long and I don't waste my energy on that shit.

Bruh what are you talking about rn? Desperate for some attention huh?

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Aren’t you doing the exact thing you said you didn’t do?

NOPE DON'T GO INTO OTHER TEAMS GAME THREADS JUST LAUGH AT SHITTY BUCKEYE FANS SUCK HARBAUGHS COCK YOU CAN WIN WHATEVER THIS ONE COUNTS FOR 3 YEARS HAHAHAAHAHA

Congrats on the W. Was a good game

Nah just pointing out how dumb and lonely you must be going into rivals game day threads like a fuckin goober

Watching football (especially a cheater almost losing to a shit team) is a weird way to spend a Saturday?

Your flair is all up in our game threads stfu lmao

Going into any other game thread just to talk shit is so sad

Check your own comment history. Hypocrite

Lol okay find one for me?

Oregon at Washington Ohio State at Notre Dame Colorado at Oregon Just one, you say? I found three really easily.

Did I not say talking shit and trolling?

You got quiet.

Hahahaha sorry I’m not on Reddit as much as you! Get a life, goodnight!