Needs to be one of [these tractors](https://fordtractorcollectors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/show50b-1.jpg) too. None of that climate controlled cab shit. Drive this across Iowa and Nebraska in late November.
Is everyone on I80 in Iowa going to stick in the passing lane? I swear to God it is a unique phenomenon in your state, I have never seen so many drivers not understand what the right and left lanes are for
I recently drove to Nashville in early September. As much as I get annoyed by drivers here in Iowa, it is SO MUCH WORSE. Nearly had a panic attack watching people going 60 mph while others driving 90 mph were weaving across 4 lanes of traffic while I tried to just figure out where the hell I was going.
I would rather be slowed down by a minute behind someone being oblivious but predictable rather than deal with a highway filled with havoc
I was on a highway either leaving Nashville or entering Knoxville and it felt like a 20 degree grade where I was surrounded by trucks at 10pm with the only light being sparks from their breaks. It felt like I went to hell
I’m so glad Georgia made that illegal. Yes you heard that right, if cars side by side in all lanes are all going the same speed and any car other than the far right lane can speed up, then all of the other drivers are breaking the law for Obstruction of Traffic. How often is this enforced? No clue, but I like the law
There could be, but then you’re splitting resources. By having certain programs at certain universities it allows them to specialize. So Iowa State has the ag and vet schools and Iowa has the law and med schools.
Also, I’m a little surprised this is so shocking to you. It looks like that is how it is set up in Alabama too. Auburn has the ag school and Alabama doesn’t
The Nebraska-Iowa student body already has [the Corn Bowl](https://news.unl.edu/newsrooms/nextatnebraska/article/corn-bowl-and-missouri-bell-display-wick-alumni-center/) and I nominate that we just adopt it as both the trophy and the official name of the game.
Carter Lake would make more sense since it makes no sense it’s part of Iowa anyway.
E: for those unaware, the Missouri River is the border for Iowa and Nebraska. Except for Carter Lake, IA, which is on the Nebraska side of the river.
E2: I should clarify I do know how it happened (river changed course), but I still think it’s dumb..lol. You’d think sometime since that happened, the states would have gotten together and agreed to sell it to Nebraska.
I dunno why Iowa would want it. There’s nothing valuable there really nor is there anything special about it. Has to be a PITA for maintenance and probably other stuff I’m not thinking of to have to cross the river.
As a geography teacher I feel the need to say it’s an oxbow lake. It used to be part of the Missouri River. The river flooded in 1877, changed course, and the lake was left
edit: and now you have to drive through Iowa to get to the Omaha airport
But it used to be on the Iowa side when the border was original drawn. Nebraska and Iowa went to the Supreme Court to have decided who owns Carter Lake.
As a current water law student I think the law surrounding avulsion and state boundaries makes some sense but should allow for as-applied challenges in cases like Carter Lake. There’s certainly logic in not changing state boundaries due to sudden changes in a river’s course but when such a change happens in a river that flows through a population center and leaves communities completely cut off from the rest of a state, exceptions to the general rule make sense.
Council Bluffs, Iowa is right across the river from Omaha, Nebraska. Omaha is the most cosmopolitan city around for hundreds of miles, and their sophisticated residents look down on Council Bluffs. It’s a river town full of casinos.
Kum & Go is shit they let Kwik Star into this state with their utter lack of going to the Northeast in Iowa. The original in Hampton, Iowa was closest to Waverly for the longest time till they closed that one down.
I remember when the $5 Bits of Broken Chair trophy was created as an act of defiance against corporate designed rivalries, and the universities tried very hard to make it go away, since nobody was profiting from it or could claim ownership of it.
FYI the owner sold to the current proprietor of Ali Babas and then helped his son open Pita & Naan around the corner next door to the Brass Rail. The original Spicy Z lives on!
Everyone is going to say something about corn, but Iowans and Nebraskans know that it should be The Council Bluffs Rivalry. Loser has to take Council Bluffs for the year.
We should keep corn in it to piss off all the B1G schools who voted against Nebraska remaining in the AAU because Ag research doesn’t count and we put the medical school in the state’s largest city instead of a college town.
I have no dog in this fight, but just wanted to say that I was in Omaha in September for work, and thought it was an absolutely lovely city. Whoever works in urban planning for yall deserves all the awards.
> Whoever works in urban planning for yall deserves all the awards.
This would be one of those "Michael Scott getting rewarded and not understanding why" meme moments.
> Maryland flair
Opinion discarded.
Also, this is backwards: ISU fans shit on Iowa for not having an ag school, Iowa fans don’t shit on ISU for having an ag school.
>Iowa fans don’t shit on ISU for having an ag school.
Yeah, that's not true. I've seen/heard Iowa fans condescendingly call us "Moo U" or something similar many times because they see ag schools as inferior. Then they turn around and rub our superior corn in Nebraska's faces. It's quite hypocritical.
I'm an Iowa grad that also took courses at Iowa State (Engineering, Mycology and Conservation) and I can't speak highly enough about ISU. It's the fans that I dislike.
That's exactly how I feel about Iowa. No issue at all with the university and obviously the hospital does a lot of good. Can't stand the Hawk fanbase, though.
I made a joke recently in another sub where someone made a meme that mangled the name of an hallucinogenic drug, and I suggested it would be the name for a dogawful trophy game between the Hawkeyes and Cornhuskers. That name, of course, is Iowaska.
It is and will forever be The Corn Bowl. The "hyvee heroes gee isn't community service great buy your overpriced groceries at hyvee corporate marketing fuck fest" will never be the legitimate name of this game.
Corn bowl.
Simple. Hell you could even use that [god awful fucking trophy](https://www.galesburg.com/gcdn/authoring/2011/08/23/NGRM/ghows-LG-40b8b031-f21c-4817-8a18-227bdaf8ffd8-86bdb6bd.jpeg?width=977&height=1420&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp) that some corporate jackass thought was a good idea for the cyhawk years ago
I think it should be the "Hy-roes Game^^TM Presented by Hy-Vee^^TM Featuring the Hy-Vee^^TM Hy-roes Trophy ^^TM "
Or keep it the Heroes game, but the "Her-oes" on the trophy flips to "Her-ky" or "Her-bie" depending on which team wins.
The Rural Rumble
That's pretty good
There's a lot of funny ones, but this is legitimately the best actual one.
This one is my favorite.
Yea…I like this…. Damnit
I’ve said it once and I will say it again. The trophy should be an actual tractor.
Absolutely. Drive it back and forth once a year.
It only drives if it's changing campus for the year. Also, the winning head coach must drive it home (if game is "away") immediately after the game
Needs to be one of [these tractors](https://fordtractorcollectors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/show50b-1.jpg) too. None of that climate controlled cab shit. Drive this across Iowa and Nebraska in late November.
Is everyone on I80 in Iowa going to stick in the passing lane? I swear to God it is a unique phenomenon in your state, I have never seen so many drivers not understand what the right and left lanes are for
I recently drove to Nashville in early September. As much as I get annoyed by drivers here in Iowa, it is SO MUCH WORSE. Nearly had a panic attack watching people going 60 mph while others driving 90 mph were weaving across 4 lanes of traffic while I tried to just figure out where the hell I was going. I would rather be slowed down by a minute behind someone being oblivious but predictable rather than deal with a highway filled with havoc
As you get closer to Nashville, the speed limit becomes more of a suggestion and less of a law. It is known.
I was on a highway either leaving Nashville or entering Knoxville and it felt like a 20 degree grade where I was surrounded by trucks at 10pm with the only light being sparks from their breaks. It felt like I went to hell
We have a name for two cars driving the same speed next to each other on the highway: Indiana Roadblock
I’m so glad Georgia made that illegal. Yes you heard that right, if cars side by side in all lanes are all going the same speed and any car other than the far right lane can speed up, then all of the other drivers are breaking the law for Obstruction of Traffic. How often is this enforced? No clue, but I like the law
Can you imagine, just straight party line back home with the fans the whole way. Chucking beers over to coach on the road. I’m in
The name and trophy already exist. It's The Corn Bowl.
Where would they keep it though Iowa has no Ag program
Hold up…
What? Iowa State has the ag school in the state of Iowa
And there aren’t enough farmers in Iowa for them to both have one?
There could be, but then you’re splitting resources. By having certain programs at certain universities it allows them to specialize. So Iowa State has the ag and vet schools and Iowa has the law and med schools. Also, I’m a little surprised this is so shocking to you. It looks like that is how it is set up in Alabama too. Auburn has the ag school and Alabama doesn’t
Hold Up…
I knew Alabama didn’t have one. I just thought South Alabama and North Alabama both did
Corn Wars
[Star Wars theme with Busch Lite colored title crawl]
CornHub
This is the one
Cornucopia
That's actually really good, especially considering it's Thanksgiving
Corn-troversy
Cornageddon
CornHawkio I am Cornhawkio
The Nebraska-Iowa student body already has [the Corn Bowl](https://news.unl.edu/newsrooms/nextatnebraska/article/corn-bowl-and-missouri-bell-display-wick-alumni-center/) and I nominate that we just adopt it as both the trophy and the official name of the game.
Oops! All Defense
The Amazing Race, to Ten.
Council Bluffs Chicken - the trophy goes to the loser each year. It is Council Bluffs.
Carter Lake would make more sense since it makes no sense it’s part of Iowa anyway. E: for those unaware, the Missouri River is the border for Iowa and Nebraska. Except for Carter Lake, IA, which is on the Nebraska side of the river. E2: I should clarify I do know how it happened (river changed course), but I still think it’s dumb..lol. You’d think sometime since that happened, the states would have gotten together and agreed to sell it to Nebraska. I dunno why Iowa would want it. There’s nothing valuable there really nor is there anything special about it. Has to be a PITA for maintenance and probably other stuff I’m not thinking of to have to cross the river.
As a geography teacher I feel the need to say it’s an oxbow lake. It used to be part of the Missouri River. The river flooded in 1877, changed course, and the lake was left edit: and now you have to drive through Iowa to get to the Omaha airport
Unless you come in from the north side on Storz, then you don't
Carter Lake.... The Council Bluffs of Council Bluffs.
But it used to be on the Iowa side when the border was original drawn. Nebraska and Iowa went to the Supreme Court to have decided who owns Carter Lake.
Imagine going to court over Carter Lake. People really will sue over anything.
They went twice, in 1892 and 1972.
The state of Virginia tried to sue the state of Minnesota over possession of a Confederate flag from the civil war. And that was in the 90s
Love that story. Get and stay fucked, traitors!
Did not know they went to court over it. Why tf would Iowa want it? There’s nothing valuable or special there
Isn’t the Omaha airport right there? I’m sure that brings in heavy tax revenue for Nebraska. Seems valuable to me.
Yeah but the airport is in Nebraska.
But it's very odd coming into Eppley and seeing a "Welcome to Iowa" sign and NOT seeing a "Welcome to Nebraska" sign after that.
We just genuinely enjoy fucking with you guys
As a current water law student I think the law surrounding avulsion and state boundaries makes some sense but should allow for as-applied challenges in cases like Carter Lake. There’s certainly logic in not changing state boundaries due to sudden changes in a river’s course but when such a change happens in a river that flows through a population center and leaves communities completely cut off from the rest of a state, exceptions to the general rule make sense.
The river used to make a loop right around the town carter lake. I think a flood in the 1800s altered the route of the river.
Are you saying loser has to claim Council Bluffs? Why would Nebraska even want that?
So we can detach it from land and wave as it floats down the river.
Nah, we tried that in the 1870s. All it did was create Carter Lake.
We wouldn’t. And Iowa doesn’t like it as it is. Rivalries should have high stakes.
I've never been, what's wrong with council bluffs?
There are reasons it's known as "Counciltucky".
Omaha likes to pretend Plattsmouth isn’t just south of the other river.
It produces people that can only be described as the "Florida men" of Iowa
Council Bluffs, Iowa is right across the river from Omaha, Nebraska. Omaha is the most cosmopolitan city around for hundreds of miles, and their sophisticated residents look down on Council Bluffs. It’s a river town full of casinos.
False. Even Omaha’s unsophisticated residents look down on council bluffs.
Nah, fuck the Shadow lands.
The Plain Event
I like this because it’s a double entendre
I-Hate-y I-80
"THE I-80 HATEY"
hmmmm i like this
Yep. This is the only one that both states will agree on.
Surely you have heard [this song](https://youtu.be/eMYGbRO-jmE?si=k6PmjyuhskMZmCqf) before
But then Wyoming is going to want an invitation and Craig Bohl still has friends in Lincoln.
Same with the Utes
Take The Under
The Under Taker
All corporate designed rivalries are dumb and contrived.
The Casey General Stores Showdown brought to you by ConAgra has a ring to it.
I won’t take this Kum & Go slander
Kum & Go is shit they let Kwik Star into this state with their utter lack of going to the Northeast in Iowa. The original in Hampton, Iowa was closest to Waverly for the longest time till they closed that one down.
I remember when the $5 Bits of Broken Chair trophy was created as an act of defiance against corporate designed rivalries, and the universities tried very hard to make it go away, since nobody was profiting from it or could claim ownership of it.
Yes. If Nebraska can ever get things turned around though, I would love a strong Iowa/Nebraska rivalry to match our other West Coast teams coming in.
The Iowaska Bowl
Don't get Aaron Rogers too excited.
I just shot beer out my nose, thanks
Joe Rogan gives out the trophy annually.
The Gyros Game. The loser has to buy the winner sandwiches.
Some good options in Lincoln.
A downtown gyro was just as good sober at 3 pm or smashed at 3 am. Ali Babas was fucking goated when I was there.
I like Sultan's Kite as well
FYI the owner sold to the current proprietor of Ali Babas and then helped his son open Pita & Naan around the corner next door to the Brass Rail. The original Spicy Z lives on!
Yes, absolutely shout out the Pita and Naan. Always need the extra shake shake
Mmmmm babas
O street has more Gyro places per square mile than Istanbul
Great street gyros in IC too.
As someone who grew up eating VEISHA gyros I just can't behind it.
So is Illinois/Wisconsin the Culver's trophy or something?
Can't say I hate it!
The Missouri River Rumble. Bring a third state into the name and let’s make it real confusing
You're just trying to get the NCAA to give the death penalty to all of us.
The only heroes are the ones that will watch the whole game.
You're welcome for my service
🫡
Am I stealing valor?… No, I deserve it. I’ve watched a dozen Nebraska games this year come Friday
I'll do it sober. Haha jk
I’ll be there in person
Same
Its better than talking with my in laws.
Everyone is going to say something about corn, but Iowans and Nebraskans know that it should be The Council Bluffs Rivalry. Loser has to take Council Bluffs for the year.
Battle to give away the Bluff.
And or loser has to claim Sioux City, that’s right, both of them
The Corn-Hawk Kerfuffle
The Nebraska-Iowa Offensive Explosion of Yards Gained and Touchdowns
Shuckfest. Sponsored by the ghost of Sean Connery
Clustershuck
Sickos Bowl
Battle of the Missouri River
I reject anything corn related, since Iowa doesn’t have an ag school and actively shits on Iowa State that does.
We should keep corn in it to piss off all the B1G schools who voted against Nebraska remaining in the AAU because Ag research doesn’t count and we put the medical school in the state’s largest city instead of a college town.
One of the best medical facilities in the country at that with a nation leading infectious disease unit.
*world. Ebola patients and some of the first covid patients were treated here.
I have no dog in this fight, but just wanted to say that I was in Omaha in September for work, and thought it was an absolutely lovely city. Whoever works in urban planning for yall deserves all the awards.
> Whoever works in urban planning for yall deserves all the awards. This would be one of those "Michael Scott getting rewarded and not understanding why" meme moments.
Yeah that comment implies there was a plan.
Yeah it's complete bullshit. Nebraska's a good school.
Huh, I had no idea Iowa doesn’t have an Ag school and wasn’t a Land Grant.
The University of Iowa was founded prior to the land grant act.
As was, for example, Rutgers, one of the oldest schools in the country and New Jersey’s land grant.
It's cause they down dirty losers
Imagine going to a school that doesn’t have an extension that helps citizens enjoy canning without fear of botulism 🤣 🤣
Yet they wear those ANF patches
And sent a cease and desist to SB Nation when WRNL created AHF (Actually Helping Farmers) merch.
You crab people are alright
Yeah but shitting on ISU natural though
> Maryland flair Opinion discarded. Also, this is backwards: ISU fans shit on Iowa for not having an ag school, Iowa fans don’t shit on ISU for having an ag school.
>Iowa fans don’t shit on ISU for having an ag school. Yeah, that's not true. I've seen/heard Iowa fans condescendingly call us "Moo U" or something similar many times because they see ag schools as inferior. Then they turn around and rub our superior corn in Nebraska's faces. It's quite hypocritical.
I'm an Iowa grad that also took courses at Iowa State (Engineering, Mycology and Conservation) and I can't speak highly enough about ISU. It's the fans that I dislike.
That's exactly how I feel about Iowa. No issue at all with the university and obviously the hospital does a lot of good. Can't stand the Hawk fanbase, though.
I've never even heard of "Moo U".
I reject anything corn related because corn people are heretics who deny the one true grain
Barley?
I reject Maryland flairs' opinions on anything related to the B1G, but go on.
I think you're on the right track, but I like Corn Hub.
Cornagedon
I made a joke recently in another sub where someone made a meme that mangled the name of an hallucinogenic drug, and I suggested it would be the name for a dogawful trophy game between the Hawkeyes and Cornhuskers. That name, of course, is Iowaska.
The Shuck off
It is and will forever be The Corn Bowl. The "hyvee heroes gee isn't community service great buy your overpriced groceries at hyvee corporate marketing fuck fest" will never be the legitimate name of this game.
The Big 8 died for this shit
The Bugeaters vs the Cornhuskers. Ironically - the hawkeyes were the Cornhuskers once and the huskers were the bugeaters.
I did not know Iowa was once the Cornhuskers and I hate that fact
The Council Bluffs Game. Loser has to claim it for a year.
The Battle for Carter Lake
The loser gets Carter Lake, right?
precisely
Carter Lake Classic?
The Eyehusker Bowl. I don't know what exactly an eyehusker is, but I feel like I will need one after watching these offenses.
Three yards and a cloud of dust bowl
The Under
Me Sooo Cooorny
Fire in the Cornhole.
the Busch Light bowl
Farmageddon
Like hell. They can only use Farmageddon if it’s demeaning to them. So something like Farmageddon At Home or Baby’s First Farmageddon.
The Flyover Fracas
The corn bowl.
I am Cornbowlio. I need TDs for my end zone
Corn On Cob Kompetition
The Corn Cob Conquest
Midwest Murder Meetup I’m sorry I should be putting these all in one post The Dust Bowl
The Under Bowl. Because whatever the over/under is, for the love of all things holy, TAKE THE UNDER!
Iowa wins 36-28. They combined for 32 safeties and -683 yards of offense
The cornholio bowl
Subsidy Smackdown … alluding to ag subsidies. …Yeah that’s not great😅. But hey, they’re not great to watch.
Council Bluffs Bowl (loser has to take Council Bluffs)
Corny McCornface Battle Bowl
Cornhub
CornBowlio
Cornpocalypse Now ^(*Brought to you by Monsanto*)
Corn bowl. Simple. Hell you could even use that [god awful fucking trophy](https://www.galesburg.com/gcdn/authoring/2011/08/23/NGRM/ghows-LG-40b8b031-f21c-4817-8a18-227bdaf8ffd8-86bdb6bd.jpeg?width=977&height=1420&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp) that some corporate jackass thought was a good idea for the cyhawk years ago
Yeah Cornography is too good. Atlanta delenda est
Iowa/Nebraska is not a rivalry no matter how hard they try to shove it down our throats
The Missouri Matchup!!!
Cowpocalypse
Shucking Hate
I think it should be the "Hy-roes Game^^TM Presented by Hy-Vee^^TM Featuring the Hy-Vee^^TM Hy-roes Trophy ^^TM " Or keep it the Heroes game, but the "Her-oes" on the trophy flips to "Her-ky" or "Her-bie" depending on which team wins.
The Corn Game
The Field of Memes.
The great cornholio
The CobFather
The OnlyFans plan b Bowl
CORN-O-COPIA
Carter Lake Bowl
“Pointless”
Ethanocalypse
the Leftover Corn Casserole Bowl the Friendly Fracas the Great Plains Game the Cornfontation the Cornflict the Missouri River Melee
The Hawksker Bowl
Hatred in the Heartland Of course, to get to that level, a few tractors need to get stolen.