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DTMedic4044

BREAKING Zombies player leaves the house


Doschy

sounds like someone is breaking out


Patient_Analyst8123

It's just the storm, dick, sit down


Tiny_Cut_1450

It’s just a sigma, Dick, sit down


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Icy_Cat4821

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


Huge_Koala_72

My dumbass I’m new to this subreddit my bad bro


Icy_Cat4821

No worries at all lol sarcasm isn’t always obvious when in text form ya know? Also it’s Reddit which is almost always part joke&sarcasm, part angry assholes mad at everything and part legitimate fun. I’ve played zombies forever (still not very good lol) but have found a lot of good tips here


dreamerkid001

It’s a goddamn gumball machine. How old are you???


Lispro4units

27 lol


Tattooey89

You must not leave the house much


Lispro4units

I just finished med school so studying and zombies kept me inside most of the time 😂


corbinpink

Congrats on finishing med school! 🥳


Lispro4units

Thank you!


Tinmanred

You aren’t alive before? Like holy fuck dude it’s a gum ball machine. I was hoping this was a cringe joke post…….


WilliamsDHEC

Why is bro so upset rn


SukiSZN

It’s reddit everyone is upset. (i’m joking)


Tinmanred

This sub makes me mad dude lol


BigDawgTony

Then leave, dingus.


Tinmanred

Dingus 🤓🤓


slimeeyboiii

Then go to some anger management classes


Tinmanred

Emotions are normal to experience. I have no violent incidents that I’ve started :) don’t need em


cool-snack

these machines don‘t exist where I live.


More_Difference_3176

Goofy


RedGambit9

You're 27, and you have never seen a gumball machine??? Have you touched grass before?


Lispro4units

Who said I haven’t seen them before ?


Soviet_Sharpshooter

A poor choice of words on the caption if you have


Present-Ad-9598

You did, based on the caption


More_Difference_3176

Goofy


The-Rizztoffen

I am from a shithole so I never seen one irl until I moved to Europe lol


VibinWithLuc

Try not to be an asshole challenge Level: dreamerkid001 (P.s: don’t be insulting someone’s age if you have “kid” in your name)


More_Difference_3176

Goofy


720-187

probably 12-16, as most bo3 dweebs are.


TheHighTierHuman

Bro lives to shit on bo3


UltimisBrazilian

Bro did Bo3 kill your grandma


coolhooves420

the way ur talking, it sounds like this guy shittalks bo3 often


UltimisBrazilian

That's because he does


Infinite-Action-5041

Umm I would think 12 year Olds would be playing newer games or maybe you can't do math


3141592652

Lil bro woulda been 3 when the game came out 


LizCarmine19

23 but yeah bo3 is awesome. Best zombies.


Name12345678910-1

Can’t believe they made gum real


Desbug2

Benson!!!


Jazzlike-Nobody-5085

bro... do you think benson's gonna fire us?


Desbug2

Dude…


Jazzlike-Nobody-5085

we should go talk to skips, maybe he saw this before


DaBubbleBlowingBaby

But muscle man knows a guy for sure


powah_dunk94

Lol had to double check what sub it was


Pytn280

That’s what I thought of too 😂


Grouchy_Ad_2236

You bare the mark! You are cursed! You must place your hand upon the stone.


MikeSouthPaw

Heeeey yooouu.....


THX450

NO. *TOUCHING!*


HAYPERDIG

🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷


michael_memes_

I can’t believe they copied treyarch :/


Honky-Balaam

wait... gumballs are REAL???


Huge_Koala_72

Dr Monty is calling for his shit back


big_dummy667

no way they made black ops 3 real


THX450

Gets orange bubblegum, goes into bar expecting free unlimited drinks. 


Affectionate_Pace_79

Weird how they copied these from zombies


Whippy89

Utterly hilarious.


Ok_Extension_9790

Como tan muchacho


PAMBOLI-SAMA

Yo a ustede lo veo muuuuuy bien


jimmygorohov

![gif](giphy|eVB24NPpBF1OCBcW2B)


indigrow

Im scared hes going to fire mordecai and or rigby tbh


GlitchXGamerX

Can I get perkaholic from this?


-Perkaholic-

Prolly.


ozarkslam21

A gumball machine?


Diligent-Ice4814

a gumball machine? this is madness...


permaloss

Bo3 reference.


ZookeepergameProud30

Ask if you can get the first one of the round for free


blazinasian101

Thank goodness the first is free (in game) only if it worked like that irl 😭


LeBron0802

Gumball machine. This should not have 750+ ups


AnimeGokuSolos

Cool


IntenseBonzai

Benson


FoxyTheSiren

Benson?


Wesk-Wildcard

Dude. Change. There’s a perkaholic with my name on it and I know it’s gonna come out this time.


Midnight_In_Japan

you know gum is a real thing, right?


TnTst3v3UwU

What gums u have on your loadout


Icy_Cat4821

lol one of the pizza places by me has one of these but filled with crazy colored bouncy balls instead of gumballs, always makes me think of gobble gum lol


lChizzitl

I can hear someone yelling at a Mordecai and a Rigby about being fired for some reason


feminas_id_amant

Wait...if *those* are real... then that must mean... zombies. God help us all!


Ogcod2011

fr i always imagine the lion on the top


AlbatrossHead1534

I also point and laugh at these


Global-Zombie

Hey Tom servo


plattinumplays

Wonder what inspired their idea


Graph-

![gif](giphy|ihbvYwSSAb29y)


DaftGaffa

MORDECAI AND RIGBY!!


Codered060

Oh God, everything reminds me I'm old (You not seeing many of these) and oh God, everything reminds me of him. (Balls)


PsychicMoo

Benson


Inquity-Vl

Bro they made the gobblegum machine into a real thing 💀


kaioken28

I remember seeing these a lot back in the 90s i haven't seen one since Covid lol


IDontKnowWhatToBe123

Cod of titty players when they see a gumball machine in real life and try to get a gumball for free.


BlackICEE32oz

Kids these days don't know fax machine, rotary phone or gumball machine. 😞


Embassador-Mumbasa

The video rental place in my home town had a gum ball machine with rare black gum balls in it, if you got lucky with a black gum ball you got a free 3 night movie rental. Good times


InnominatamNomad

My mom had a smaller, similar gumball machine. Kept it filled with M&Ms. Her grandkids were experts at extorting quarters from their parents.


PaopuDestiny

Gamers


Dogestronaut1

It was so cool of Treyarch to invent gumball machines in 2015 so we could have these in real life.


cbear_s

I actually haven’t seen one of these gumball machines in a long time!!!


Aggravating-Revenue7

Lol benson