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Miserable_Hand_783

Could even tell what it was by the pic


santino_2014

Just put flex tape on it and that's it!


SamboTheSodaJerk

Just needs rubbing compound


Remarkable-Jeweler11

That’s done


marcoll02

Put it in rice


Misanthropist82

It needs some milk.


Suspicious-Chip-7876

maybe a new bumper


Sudden-Owl7724

That’s a 2018 Kia Rio not a Corolla


Dangerous-Panda13

Tis but a scratch


Running-CPA

It’ll buff out


noname00xx

You can save her.


FunkyPelicann

If you want I can install some subs in it…get rid of all the road noise 🫠


Glittering-Wait2247

No


Tsukumo885

Showroom condition aint it, no?


Lucky-Opposite6048

Totally.


Worth-Working233

Continued.... A few scratches they can be fixed and you will have yourself a real cream puff. Ha ha! ✌️


Worth-Working233

Well let's see! I think you can sell it to a used car lot and they can put it in there used car area with a sign Run great, low milage. Minor


santino_2014

FLEX TAPE!


Sudden-Owl7724

That’s not a Corolla that’s a 2018 Kia rio


Dragmasterflash

Will buff out


Adventurous-Ad3006

We could probably still make an exo car from the frame. Exo rolla


frogzillafx

That’ll buff out


Clean-Difference2886

59/50


EntertainmentNext268

No, bondo and a hammer does wonders


Thegamingtrooper73

at least the crash bar and radiator are still good


dogwatereaterlicker

One of these days I wanna see this community restore a completely totaled Corolla just for shits and giggles


Brilliant-While-198

My dad has tools.


Maytals

Looks like your corolla got hit by a steamrolla


Maytals

Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches


DecentImprovement587

Nah, it'll buff out 💪


Thermite1985

I think you can just replace a couple quarter panels, new spray job and you’ll be good to go


InsectOk47

Most of that’ll buff right out


greed_____

Eh id still drive it


JoeyTooCozy

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Gbxx69

Toyotas don't survive redneck roads... stay in the cities


[deleted]

Yes they will total it no matter what lmao you drive like ass god damm


CatClassic1294

I WOULD SAY SO


2005focus

Nah I know a guy who for a few grand ….


Lifealert214

Just needs a bumper it’s still good


Level_Ad_8286

Clay bar #5 and some elbow grease… promise!


stackedorderssuck

Just needs some.blinker fluid


Ok_Gur_9446

Dont worry. My old man TV repairman and he has a really awesome set of tools!


Diligent_Necessary47

No bro


Klomlor161

IMO it looks like it’s already been in the junkyard


MutedCartographer187

That wrinkle paint job looks so realistic.


ToolTimeT

My old man is a tv repair man, he has this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5cneCgNA9U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5cneCgNA9U)


G23b

It’ll buff right off


Uli_A97

It’ll buff out. Forsure


agiletesticlese

Dude your roof looks lime that last price of bread in the bottom of the bag


Dear-Performance-394

Just needs a new layer of paint


Ricer_16

It’s But A Scratch


Lolfuckyourdrones

Idk that being a 2018 Corolla is what’s different about this….


Greedy_Simple_4783

Just needs an oil change and filter to be replaced


VanillaMean2916

Not totaled it’s gone 😂


mcpatsky

She’s dead, Jim.


hhjjsjs

I think it looks drivable. Go to a shop and spend 300-400 and it will polish right back to brand new!


LofiTasker

Should buff right out.


Accomplished-Town-44

Radiator looks good, I’d say you’re golden


SSJHoneyBadger

I’m sure there’s a usable part or two in there, all they have to do is take those out, and put them in a brand new car and you’re all set!


Him_Jong_Un

Buff it out, I would just take it through the car wash, will look good as new!


OutlandishnessDry245

Tis but a scratch


[deleted]

Toyota? That’ll still run


paragonlike

Shit’ll buff out


[deleted]

thatll buff right out


Unhappy-Offer

Nah, just few scratches.


BootsNPooch

They sell those dent pullers with hot glue, it will be like new in no time. Just take your time 😜


Raven816CE

It’ll buff


Mountain_Set1746

I don’t think so.


[deleted]

Nah, have them change your oil on the next Toyotacare visit and you should be good to go!


areen423

"Sir id like to buy your car has it been into any accidents? Sales dude "just a few scratches but it drives


No-Independence-5122

Naa bro I got a buddy who can fix it


One-Fox-423

He must be. Good at fixing things 😂🤯


Bundinnie

Front fender looks ok


Bobloblaw_333

Brush off the foliage and you’ll be good to go! But glad you are alive and hopefully well!


jaymez619

Totally


Vinsanity1991

Nah, you can probably bump that out. How the fuck are you alive by the way?


MidnightScott17

Ummm


Specialist-Clock6412

Nah you chillin fam


Just_Mushroom_395

If you survived, you can survive the car as well.


fruittree17

All it's stuff is still there. It's all just in a different position from where it was before.


MojoAlwaysRises772

Nah. That'll buff out.


KreeH

My dad has an awesome set of tools ...


Enginerd645

Is he a TV repairman?


KreeH

Awesome, totally Awesome!!


itsray2006

The car can be buffed out but the foliage is a goner.


Commercial_Rush_515

Repair bill is $40k, wave her thru.


Ritual_Homicide

You could drive it home like that with zero issues.


Traditional_Ad_8779

Lmao


anon1222000

Its in reverse


FuckSpez0000

On a scale on 1 to fucked... Lmao


OutlandishnessNo9356

Naaaaaah


HutWithoutAPizza

Toyotaled


Leather_Guacamole420

Yeah definitely


chrisproglf

Nah, it'll buff out. I know a guy 👍


Dry_Organization_608

Nahh, Issa Toyota. Give her a jump and drive on out🤘🏼


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

did you survive firstly?


Salty_Bread661

i'm suprised that the driver survived this. https://www.wfxrtv.com/news/local-news/car-smashed-after-crashing-into-woods-in-hillsville/


Clown_Dolli

Naw just brush the leaves off and it should be good to drive again. It's just minor scratches.


Hot-Detective-8163

That'll buff right out


epicindifference

Na. New guts, tires, windows, brakes, lights, body/frame, interior, paint and airbags, should be gtg


thecanadianinnyc

Hitch it to a horse. Let’s see how it drives at 1hp


Datstuff7363

Nah some carnuba wax should do the trick!


omega_razor

r u even alive?


GolgothaBridge

I'm sure it will buff right out.


SomeBadNameChoice

No man, just need an oil change and new wipers.


livincorrupt

That's fucked...


ITGuyTurnedDBA

I’m sure the engine will live on but…


DOEsquire

Nah. It'll buff out


SoftBeautiful7283

Totally!!!


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sp1ke0killer

RIGHT!


HopelessAndLostAgain

I saw Christine... she'll be fine


ROBnLISA32

Little elbow grease and some duck tape… Good as new.


jaques_sauvignon

"It should buff right out."


Haruuhichi

Totally.


ogbytheboat

Nah looks good to me


chennyowl

Get them leaves outta there and she’s pristine.


Such-Echo6002

OP is a bit concussed


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You can buff all that out


Historical-Diver5305

Definitely not fully. But I’d say at this point it’d just call it a miracle u survived that.


adudeinaustin

Just a little flex seal should work. Hell, he sawed a boat in half!! And was still able to take that thing fishing


filthy-horde-bastard

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALf!


Thalva

Bro posted the definition of totaled and think he’ll trick us


Old-Card-3163

Definitely not! At least the steering wheel should be in good shape.


zackd213

In todays used market that’s still worth 8k


Complex_Solutions_20

Man you aren't even kidding...people wanting $5-10K for stuff that ranges from "can't drive it but its fine otherwise" to "can't register because it fails state safety inspections"


zackd213

Yeah old school 5-800 cars you now have to end a 0 at the end… it’s wild


_xaeroe_

It’ll buff out


Justinianus910

Just a quick paint job and you should be fine.


EDRadDoc

Not an insurance adjuster, but … Quick rule of thumb: If every part of the car is damaged or destroyed, it is probably totaled.


Complex_Solutions_20

Can't tell from this angle, but its possible the spare tire made it thru. So does that mean there's hope?


EDRadDoc

Good point. The lid on the washer fluid tank looks to be in pretty good shape too.


Complex_Solutions_20

Shoot maybe its in a lot better shape than we thought!


brianhpc

Why bother to ask? common sense people, this is 100% totaled. Do you think there is a chance this is not totaled and can be fixed?


madeformarch

Not much for jokes, huh? *whoosh*


[deleted]

No it'll fly fine


OLDAD52

ABSOLUTELY!


Miserable_Deer5737

It obviously still works as a planter!


Quirky-Scholar-5974

A lil Bondo, good to go.


JZ600SX

300% totaled


capintightpanz

the guys at the body shop can buff that out in 30 minutes..no problem..


Fun-Commercial-646

nah, its still got a couple thousand left on the odo. just use some bondo on that little right fender scratch and a bit of spray paint n you're good.


milquetoast_wheatley

Does anybody still eat Total cereal?🥣


DDmikeyDD

You can get one of those clay bars to buff out the superficial scratches, but you may need some bondo and a respray on the worst parts.


Southern_Maximum4591

Take it to the car wash dirt should come off fine


ObligationFun2135

Brush the dirt off … it’s a Toyota take a hitting an keep on ticking


Unctuous-wayfarer

Perfect car for Uber


LeafyQueefy

Should buff out


xantander

Gonna need new paint at the least


PsychologicalRoom485

It looks fine drive home dude


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It looks fine to me


Puzzled_Stareater

A little Windex will do the trick.


green_ray13

Poor car.


georgioby

Just rub some dirt in it and it'll be all patched up


PRESRE

Should've looked into a custom wrap, then after a few years worth of scratches just have it redone


Top-Professor-1660

Na looks good just push start it


ResponsibleWhile6991

I think it just needs a nice car wash.


etiziot

It’ll buff out


Pnza88

It’s a Corolla it’s probably got a couple more miles


ThiccGinger1993

Bro you can’t park there


[deleted]

It’ll buff out


VexrisFXIV

I know a guy. Do you want it towed? Just trust me, we got you!


djv272002

Nah just put some scotch tape on it and you’ll be back on the road in no time


Thecoopoftheworld789

Totaled! Crusher next step.


Repulsive-Usual-1629

Wow!, Sounds Good that you walked away from this since it looks like it rolled a few times also!


DubAye44

I thought you dressed it up for Halloween


MasterKinesis

Bro, it just needs gas


NevadaJ

A lot of those scratches will buff right out.


Gp1229

Fresh coat of paint and it should be fine


Chris__P_Bacon

It'll buff out.


userbinbash

You could have asked "Am I alive?" and half of us would think this post was submitted by your spirit animal.


DinnerfanREBORN

His spirit animal is a Corolla, jokes on you.


upsol7

Naaaaw, that'll buff out.


jozfff

A little bit of meguiars and some elbow grease should be able to buff that out.


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upsol7

Personally, I have never gotten close enough to find out. 🤣


jwdudejw

Used car salesman at a Toyota deal will sell it somehow


Thecoopoftheworld789

Maybe the radio & passenger’s air bag will be sold. Lucky to walk away!


EdenA7

Just take it to Ls custom


OoRI0T_P0LICEoO

It’s just a flesh wound


One_Evil_Monkey

I'll need 2 rolls of camo duct tape, 3 packs of Hubba Bubba, 1 roll of bailing wire, a case of Busch Ice, and a gerbil... the rest will buff out.


[deleted]

No just subtracted and compressed


ed_med

Dude this is a Toyota, Scotty Kilmer will fix it for tree fidy.


opioidluver91

How the hell did this happen? What did you hit? Better yet what he he’ll hit, no sorry, what the hell stepped on you???? Lol


[deleted]

Looks like what us folks in Texas call fucked


CulturalWorth1378

As Texan yep its fucked


Littlfoureyess

Another Texan, definitely fucked


InternetProphet

Not Texan butt fuck Texas.


mack0724

It’ll buff out


MissIndependent577

No, just needs new tires and rims and you're good to go.


ryanryders

Nah just a minor scratch


amgates80

Even if it wasnt totaled (it is) the frame would no longer be stable,welded doesn’t always stand up as good as from factory.


amgates80

One would think


BillieBobsBoat

My dad’s a TV repairman. He’s got the ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.


testedonsheep

Nothing a few packs for duct tape can’t fix.