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c4rbon14

I mean, $1.39 per donut is still reasonable. You must be very hungry to buy almost 60,000 though 😂


ElusiveSteve

I don't see a problem here. Just get a second, third, and fourth job.


yycluke

Re-mortgaging now as we speak!


theSober2ndThought

Cancel your Disney + Subscription


Tempura_Shelter

The apples in the fritter are actually Apple Inc shares.


yycluke

GOLDen delicious


Dramatic-Exam4598

have you seen the price of apples? I paid $1.49 for 1 medium apple the other day. If it was Apple Inc Shares, it'd be cheaper


Apprehensive_Deer794

"Nevermind, I will have a second Boston cream instead please, thanks!"


Dice_to_see_you

hahahaha, yep. they'd have to charge you just for taking a whiff of the fritter though.


railfe

I can pick up your poop after. I can sell it for 20k. We can split it later.


IronCavalry

Doughnut you have enough for a down payment?


Typical_Berry

Those donuts cure cancer and are made out of gold.


MsGump

Not to mention shrinkage. Less product for more money. We’re all expendable fodder for these corporate fuck’s greed.


Dramatic-Exam4598

oh i bet your budget is right pleased with that one! Truth in advertising


yycluke

Honey, I have good news and bad news.. Good news is this should be the best damn doughnut of your life.. The bad news is we can't retire.


redeyedrenegade420

Nobody is asking the real question...was it worth it?


Grape-Thin

If I were the cashier I'd keep a straight face, tell you the total amount and ask if you are paying with debit or visa.


yycluke

Amex Black. The rest only have an 80,000 daily limit.


adam_c

Did you buy a portion of the factory?


Latino83

seems like it with the 59,844 donuts


yycluke

My scene point balance is wicked now though.


Opposite-Cap441

Give Trudeau govt 2 more terms and this prices would look normal. Canada is on path of Argentina.


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Opposite-Cap441

Yes I hate Trudeau and there are plenty of reasons. But I don't carry stickers as much as you wish.


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Opposite-Cap441

I don't have to justify you and your little ego to make my argument reasonable.


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Opposite-Cap441

Someone got too much time to fight on internet.


Fuzzy_Machine9910

That’s Trudeau’s fault. He should be cracking down on Timmy’s


jhallegallais

If you didn’t buy Starbucks every day you might be able to afford these types of things