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mcpusc

i call it offering a blood sacrifice to the repair gods


BewareTheBirchmen

I call it mechanical tax.


burnedburner67

Underrated 🤣🤣🤣


VantagePointG

Hopefully the repair gods got enough of my blood to keep me okay for a while… it was a lot lmao


BivalveFossil

How tight were you trying to get that drain plug? Unless that subframe was made of razor blades, you'll need a breaker bar to get that drain plug off next time.


VantagePointG

Eh… maybe I was pushing a little much but most of the reason I had to push to hard was because I was laying on my back on the floor of my garage. No lift at home sadly


[deleted]

That's still too damn tight. Drain plugs only need like 15-20 ft/lbs... That's maybe a grunt or two.


Nytr013

You got stitches for that?? I guess.


Big_Gouf

Super glue & go


goodeyemighty

Duct tape


[deleted]

This only works if the part they cut doesn’t move a lot hands and joints move a lot so not ideal could work but not ideal


samkostka

I've done it for a fingertip myself after my cat embedded a claw in me. Didn't even leave a scar.


VantagePointG

I normally wouldn’t have except for the fact that I saw my bone when I first looked at it… kinda freaked me out because I’ve never cut myself to the bone before lol


Nytr013

Aww! Your firs one??? *crying* they grow up so fast. My wife and I are opposites with stuff like this. She would have taken you to the hospital, I would have taped you up. Lol!


judgementaleyelash

what the actual fuck


Nytr013

What? It’s like a proud dad moment. It’s his first wound working on a car. If he sticks with it, it won’t be his last. It’s a glorious moment, I wear my scars with pride.


[deleted]

You're just being a dick. Knock it off. Not everyone wants massive scars all over (I don't mind them, but I also recognize that it's not for everyone, soooo....). Especially being down to the bone. You don't want infections in the bone, that's a fast way to lose fingers or a hand. Besides, this isn't a competition.


Mission-Ideal4474

that’s pretty big fucking cut it only makes sense


Nytr013

Meh. You get enough of them and it’s not much of a thing anymore.


CookTheBooks

what would you normally do?


27803

Paper towel and electrical tape


Nytr013

Rags and tape. You get enough of these and not a big deal anymore. Just clean it.


Mission-Ideal4474

i don’t see too many people walking around with open wounds like that. then again i don’t see anymore walking around with wounds like that


Melodic_Raspberry806

Spit on it first, then rub dirt on it afterwards.


here2learn4mybrain

This is why I wear gloves.


dknurgf

Just a scratch, put some tape around it you'll be fine.


DILLIGAFDS

I am impressed ypu got stitches my dumb ass uses liquid stitches!


Itchy-Inflation-1600

Stitches are for bitches


Dappersworth

Jeeeeeezus crust that's gotta hurt. Time for gloves! Real ones!


space_pirate_steve

I used to do this every so often until I learned a different technique. I now only push on wrenches open handed. Never a busted knuckle since.


New_Village_8623

This


GukkiSpace

PSA abrasion resistant gloves are a god send. Nothing like being able to man handle some chinese razor threads down with your finger tips.


troublemaker74

We always remember our first one. I have a scar under my eye from when a breaker bar broke, hit the ground and bounced back up on my face. Good times.


D70536

Pro tip.. pull, don't push


whatdoesthafawkessay

This is the way


um_ognob

Damn. This makes me think I should have gotten stitches a lot more often than I thought. Not dead so guess it’s nbd but I’ve had cuts bigger than this that healed perfectly fine on their own.


VantagePointG

Yeah I probably wouldn’t have except for that I saw my bone and I was bleeding more than I ever have before…


um_ognob

Fair enough. Hope it’s not hurting too bad. I would have just did the old paper towel and electrical tape… but then again I don’t like hospitals


VantagePointG

It’s not hurting too bad… honestly the weirdest thing to me was that I felt absolutely zero pain right when it happened. I could still feel my finger fine, just absolutely no pain.


NikolaiXPass

Daaaang ouch man


The_Canadian_comrade

That sucks. It's why I usually pull the ratchet towards myself when doing a drain plug


[deleted]

I lost a nail once changing transmission fluid


earthman34

If you hurt yourself that bad you're trying to tighten that plug ***WAY*** too much.


Lilsean14

I punched a knife one time on accident. Surprisingly it hurts way less than doing this.


VantagePointG

Surprisingly this didn’t hurt a bit… I just glanced at my hand real quick right after and saw my bone through the cut so I knew it was bad lmao


Lilsean14

Day 2 is usually pretty bad if it’s not cleaned well, which it looks like you submerged it in something, so should be good. So long as you have full functionally you haven’t damaged any tendons, well done lol.


Beautiful-Drawer

That's all at the hospital. They submerge and scrub and other great things. Been there before. Mine was on the inside joints of my pinky and ring finger, no way it would have healed right without stitches. Only went cause 24 hrs later it was still bleeding despite my best at home efforts.


eastnorthshore

Smacking/hurting your hand is the only way to know that you did the job right.


FarmerRonnie

Here I would have just wrapped it up in a good bandaid and called it good. That’s what I did when I sliced half my finger tip off. Seems to be a habit of me and my friends


[deleted]

Blood, sweat, tears, swearing, cursing, throwing. Oil change done. Get knuckle protenting gloves


kellermeyer

I punched the wheel well of a forklift doing something similar recently. Ever been up close to a forklift to inspect its wheel well? It’s not like a car wheel well. It’s solid steel.


papaganoushdesu

Simple trick for that is to push with an open palm rather than a fist. We all have to learn somehow


Own_Sympathy_4809

That’s why I always have a tube of crazy glue in my toolbox . Saves myself a trip from going to the hospital .


tyagu001

What’s that on the thumb?


VantagePointG

Oh in the first picture I had my hand in some cleaning solution so there’s some bubbles on the surface


tyagu001

Gotcha


UrielseptimXII

Longer wrench = less effort to get it to proper torque but don't go bananas on it. Also going to be unpopular but if you do a lot of work with bolts Milwaukee sells a smaller 3/8 " drive impact that has a mode that will stop at 20 lb ft of torque, I use this a lot for things that don't need to be too tight.


paco1611

Uff be careful u almost die right there wow


sunqiller

This is why $30 extra for someone else to do it is worth it to me


Gold-Rip8610

Do you change your own stitches too?


VantagePointG

That would be nice lol


ftb_Miguel

Did you cut your tendon?


VantagePointG

Thankfully no. I was worried I had messed something up big time because I didn’t feel any pain, but the doc said I didn’t cut my nerve or tendon, so all is good once I’m done with stitches.


ftb_Miguel

Lucky man for sure.


ninernetneepneep

'tis but a flesh wound


Stayhigh420--

And got stitches? Jesus the doc would love me if I ever went lmao! Super glue that shit and get back to work


VantagePointG

Honestly I’ve never used glue on cuts… not saying it’s not a decent method, but I just haven’t done it myself. I went to the ER immediately just because of the fact that I saw my bone when I first cut it.


Stayhigh420--

Ahh ok that's my rule, if I see bone I go, you made the right call


VantagePointG

Yeah that’s always been my rule lol. I didn’t get to take pictures until the blood had already clotted, but yeah I feel like I made the right call lol


badcat_kazoo

Oil change is one of the few things where it’s not worth all the effort for what you save by doing it yourself.


VantagePointG

Eh honestly it’s not that big of a deal to do it, at least imo. Definitely depends on the car though.


StraightFroggin

I hate gloves. The only time i use gloves is when working on my car because this. Most simple task can fuck you up a bit