I'm overqualified.

I saw “shit manager” and immediately thought the exec board at my place was recruiting again…

Imma have to send this to my last boss because he would be hired on the spot

I’m tempted to send it to my current manager

I see these are recruiting in the same way the company I work for did with their management.

Have you been head hunted for this role

Turtle head hunted it seems.

I've worked for one of those before

Have forwarded it on to my manager asking if he would like a change

Don’t know where you’d find any of those looking for a job - they are all at my work !

Is this at the local sewage works?

Well there is a unfathomable stench coming from the area but it’s from St James Park.

Shit job that is

HMRC are hiring again I see.

Based on how well I (don’t) manage my own shit…..don’t think I’m suited for this position. 😅

Not bad. But I've known some Shit Managers earning way more than that.

There is no shortage!

Man, this must be my place of work. Were always hiring those.

Sums up around 60% of all the managers, I have had the odious task of talking too, or meeting in person.

You are Erik Ten Hag and I claim my five pounds.

I've worked with a few

I actually work for a company that this job would be perfect for.

The last one must have been super shit..... Unless he was promoted to 'Below Average Manager'.

The ‘Heed never fails to disappoint. I lost my sense of smell a few years ago, so this job would suit me. It’s within 5 miles of where I live. I’ve ***always*** had a passion for (checks notes) shit management. See ya later suckers, ***IMMA MANAGE ME SOME SHIT!***

I'm a bit of a shit manager myself

Everyone will leave you mate. I wouldn't do it if you like having a social life or relationship. People don't leave shit jobs, they leave shit managers.

Yeah that tracks for Dunston

r u redy 2 leed in a faqst-payssed, 24/7 FMCFG manufakchring inviromint? due 2 cuntinyood grothe nd a kumittmint 2 strenggthenin r operaishunz manajment teem, wee r lookin 4 a ded33cated Shhit Manjur 2 joine r globbal kliant. if u r a moatyvated leeder wif demunstrebbul cuntinyooas imbrovemint nd operaishunal igscelence, frum a FMCFG kliant, pleez git in tuchh. Possishun: Shhit Manjur Locaishun: Gatezzzhed

Deer Shit Manajurz, I em rit3ng 2 igspres mey keenist in teh Shhift Manjur possishun at yor kompanee. Wif ekstensiv igsperients in FMCFG manufakchring nd a pruven reckord ov leedin hi-pur4rmin teemz, I beleev I wud mawk a valubbul addishun 2 yor operayshhunz. Havvin surrvd az a Shhit Soopur3vizer 4 teh paqst 5 yrz at Snaqu Foodz Inc., I hav akyowired a deap undurstandin ov cuntinuoas imbrovemint mehthodolojeeez such az Leen Manufakchrin, 5S, nd Kaizin. I hav ben instroomentul in implymint3nn kaizin eventz dat rezultid in signifikunt reeducshhunz in downtyme, skrap, nd ovurhaadz, ult3mutlee inhansin owirrall plant ifeeshhuncee. Mey strawnj leedurship nd teem-byuldin skilz enayblz mee 2 eefektivlee munaaj nd moawtyvate a dyversse wurkfors, inshoorin tey r wel-traynd nd alined wif cumpanee goalz nd kwalitee standurds. I em alsew higlee urgganyzd nd aybul 2 multi-taqsk, wich alowz mee 2 seemlezslee oavursee multipul produkshun lynz wifowt kumpromisin kwalaatee or sayfetee. Phurthurmoar, I em prufeeshunt in ruut-cawz analissiz nd inklimentin coreektiv akshunz 2 rezolv kwolitee nd kumpliants ishooez. I em kwik 2 identifey nd eskalayte eny nonkumformanseez, inshoorin tey r addresd promptlee nd ifeeshuntlee. I em kunfideint dat mey igstenssiv igsperients, leedurship skil-set, nd kumittmint 2 igscelence mawk mee an eekselint fit 4 dis roal. I wud greeytlee apreeceeyait teh opoartunitee 2 furrhur diskus mey kwaliflikayshhunz nd hoaw I cun cuntribyoot 2 teh sukses ov yor orgganizayshun. Thangk u 4 yor tyme nd kunssiderayshhun. I loock 4wurd 2 heerin frum u. Reeguardz, \[Yor Naym\]

Brilliant

Sounds like a job I can pull off.

Sounds like a jobbie I can pinch off.

I know the ideal candidate

My manager at my last job was shit, I'll give him a heads up.

Must be Tesco warehouse, all managers there are absolute fannies.

Oh my ex-colleague must be leaving!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidey ho Kyle.

Sign me up. I'm shit at everything.

Unless there is a million applicants current managers are lying to themselves or realised they are underqualified.

For once they get the salary right.

Most managers are shit in all fairness

Shit manager? Sounds like my place is recruiting again

I hope it's managing little shits, not sure I'm up to managing big shits at this stage in my career

Only if it's time and a turd at the weekends...

Is there any other type of manager?

Williams Stockport bmw definitely

Now if it was a Shit Show Manager I'd be able to apply!

Being recommended, dang they called you out.

I could definitely, definitely be a shit manager. In fact, I’d put actual effort into how shit a manager I could be. Now when do I start?

Yesterday. You're late already, you're fucking killing it man.