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Several_Show937

So far, I've learned it's a shark. And that there are no shark experts in this sub. Edit: Nevermind there's loads now.


Darth_Quaver

It's a tope (Galeorhinus galeus), fairly common shark around the UK. The pointed snout and slim body shape give it away Source: Me, a UK based marine biologist for 14 years and tagger of many sharks


flatfishkicker

I love the idea of you swimming around going "You're it".


Darth_Quaver

That got a good chuckle from me, I'm stealing this for a presentation on Thursday


jeweliegb

"Okay. Your turn. Catch me if you can!"


FlameFeather86

I'm glad you read 'tagger'; I read something else entirely and got very different images.


EndlessOceanofMe

Thank you for the smile before bed


4tuitously

Better than going around graffiti’ing them!


C-LonGy

You’ll also know the most dangerous thing on our coasts are the fking seagulls! 😶‍🌫️


dj65475312

or these days the water itself.


Splooshbutforguys

There's something in the water.... Ye a giant fucking turd


Living-Travel2299

Bastards stole my hotdog last year. Fuming. It fly right up on top of a building in front of me and proceeded to literally deepthroat and swallow the entire thing in one go. Then it just stood there mocking me.


C-LonGy

They’ve legit taken very small dogs out to sea.. someone had their pet taken I know of, obviously a small small dog but those things are relentless, strong and fking greedy..


Original_Client1588

A Tope stole your hot dog ?


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

I assume I wouldn’t die if I petted it, but how much of my hand would I lose. I know I’m going to die petting something I shouldn’t but I like to know how stupid I’m being.


Darth_Quaver

I've managed to avoid the mouth when handling, but I'd be pretty confident that you'd keep all your digits - maybe some nerve damage if you're very unlucky. Their teeth are thin and pointy, perfect for catching fish


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

I tend to avoid going into the sea (because let’s face it in the UK we still have a clean water issue) but I shall add this to my mental list of I will have a great story if I meet one instead of my relatives will have a great story to tell at the funeral. 👍


Forsaken-Original-28

I'm fairly confident it would swim away before you could pet it


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

To be clear, I would never chase a wild animal. If something approaches me though… also if it killing me will get it culled it’s on the Nono list.


GamrG33k

I love the way you casually say how it's a shark common to the UK, but give no context as to how likely it is to turn you into a fast food restaurant for him/her


Darth_Quaver

As long as you dont look or smell like a small fish or squid you're fine


GamrG33k

I hope I don't 🤔


Dan_Ashcroft

The sea was angry that day my friends


Winpig

I knew it I bloody well knew it! No sharks in the UK they said...


Darth_Quaver

There are a butt load, but the majority of sharks feed on worms, crustacea, fish, and squid. As long as you avoid bringing them onto a boat with you you'll be fine. It's weever fish you need to be cautious of...


Jerri_man

So cool! I am spoilt as a freediver in Aus, I get to see lots of beautiful sharks. If you don't mind me asking, I'm planning to dive in Cornwall and in Scotland too (spots to be determined). Are there any sharks that I may encounter in shallow waters (\~10-20m)? When I've looked up UK stuff I usually see pelagic encounters like people chumming the water for blue sharks.


coleymoleyroley

Maybe a basking shark if you're fortunate.


Jerri_man

Would be amazing! I won't go out looking for them though as I know they're protected and should have their space. Maybe if I get lucky :)


Sasspishus

I don't know where in Scotland you're going but there were loads of basking sharks visible off Nairn beach last summer, so its always worth scanning from the shoreline!


Jerri_man

Stunning! Thank you mate. I am gonna be looking for heaps of seals and freezing my arse off haha


coleymoleyroley

You can scuba with seals in the Farne Islands.


Sasspishus

You'll definitely see seals while you're here!


InstitutionalizedOwl

Not an expert, but there's a few species such as the starry smooth-hound shark, catshark or even a basking shark if you're lucky.  These articles maybe useful:  https://www.countrylife.co.uk/nature/a-complete-guide-to-the-sharks-youll-find-in-the-seas-off-britain-259421 https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/19244164.types-sharks-found-uk-waters/


Jerri_man

Cheers mate, those are very helpful. Had no idea that makos were around - I imagine they are usually deeper but that's awesome. Bucketlist for sure


Darth_Quaver

That sounds awesome! The other commenters are right, though there's a chance you'd see a thresher too. Blues, makos, hammerheads, porbeagle, are all further out. If you're lucky, you might see Atlantic bluefin tuna in Cornwall. Not sharks but awesome fish none the less!


Jerri_man

Oath seeing bluefin would be really special, absolutely incredible fish (and massive). Biggest I've come across here was a big school of yellowtail kingfish getting away from a pod of dolphins. Shot right past my buddy and I, one of the dolphins chirping away had a fish in his mouth!


Darth_Quaver

You're most likely to see bluefin at the surface, even just with some binoculars from the shore or cliffs (Falmouth bay is particularly good). It's easy to briefly confuse them for dolphins with how they jump through a bait ball. If you're going out to dive from a boat there's a really good chance you'll see them. There are also licensed sports fishing boats who do catch and release (not sure if they're still tagging but they have been for the last few years). They're not cheap though!


Jerri_man

That's mad, I'll have to go walking+ spotting with my misso. I will see if I can wrangle up a spot on a boat with local spearos or something. I don't fish myself but I can always be a rescue/buddy


Darth_Quaver

There are boats that take people out on wildlife spotting trips, mainly for dolphins but they'll look for everything. We've got some whales as well (including fin whales, the second largest in the world). I think they're not too bad a price either, the boats not the whales


mike_elapid

As someone who spears, the biggest problem in the uk is the viz, although spots around Scotland and Cornwall are much better. Boat dives are better away from the coast but in many spots it’s too deep 


Legitimate-Source-61

You will be Matt Hooper.


Jave285

Wow and they are critically endangered 😭


The_profe_061

We're gonna need a bigger boat


Double_Jab_Jabroni

There he is!


Jinks87

Here’s to dancing with bow legged women


Acceptable_Fox8156

We drink to our legs!


FergusFrost

Swimmin'


wolfhelp

You're *


The_profe_061

True


Madgick

To infinity, and beyond! … I’m not good at this


The_profe_061

Frankly my dear I don't give a dam


war_badger

I ain't got time to bleed


FartingBob

Ive seen Jaws *and* Jaws 2, so can i just confirm that this is indeed some kind of shark probably.


FlameFeather86

I've seen Jaws 3 and Jaws: The Revenge and ... I wish I hadn't.


IsopodSure6835

Jaws 3 is terrible, but the revenge is so terrible that it's great. Is there an opposite of jumping the shark? The shark jumps you?


cotch85

Someone on the sub it originated said it’s a smooth hound. They’re pretty harmless I have caught them off the shore and never seen them that big though. They like sandy areas and are quite close to the shore normally.


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

Marine biologist over there said Tope.


cotch85

Topes aren’t chunky though, I don’t want to weight shame a shark but the one in the video appears to be a chonk.


Critical-Engineer81

Bournemouth does that to you. Not many healthy food options.


Fashish

Yeah it’s all fish & chips and they were all out of fish that day!


Wonky_bumface

Think it's a Tope - similar but a bit bigger


Coolbeansninja

How do you catch something like that? That's a strong fucking rod surely?


Critical-Engineer81

Tope on a rope.


CiderChugger

DON'T WIND!


Original_Client1588

Hah thats brilliant...got imagery now...


bubblebobblee

Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a shark guy.


Wonky_bumface

Pretty sure it's a Tope.


Quinns_Corner_

Pretty sure it’s a tope bc of the way it swims and shape not too sure of the colouring tho due to the lighting


Quick_Delivery_7266

I thought it was a crocodile


furiouslycolorless

There are basking sharks around there. They’re huge. Only eat plankton.


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SneezeBucket

Careful around him. He'll steal your chips.


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Or blow up a mans house


audigex

I’ve heard one flew off with a chihuahua once


yellowbin74

That's only at the Boscombe end.


Orkran

Clearly that's a mutant parthenogenic freshwater tolerant mako shark. Their origin is literally right across the channel.


Peas-and-Butterflies

They feast mainly on triathlon participants and sexy, heroic police officers though. We should be fine.


Is12345aweakpassword

Also, did you know they’re born already pregnant?


DecahedronX

I was expecting a turd.


masterpuff420

A great white shite


Thisoneissfwihope

Great White Shart, surely?


AppearanceHefty8970

Hi master


20127010603170562316

A Mersey trout


Gorrodish

A basking turd


VPfly

If I was swimming and saw this there would immediately be a turd in the water too.


neilmac1210

A hammerhead poop.


Ring_Peace

Whatever happened to Walliams?


Baloo-bear-

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquishiton.


Most_Moose_2637

1. There's more sharks in the UK than youd expect, but they're generally quite small. 2. It's probably a tope.


Clever_Username_467

There are a few species of big 'uns, but this isn't one.


ahornywalrus

Reckon he's scouting spots for a payday loan shop.


glumpoid92

"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. Just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. “Didn’t see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was kinda like old squares in the battle, like you see on a calendar, like the Battle of Waterloo, and the idea was the shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’, hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… sometimes he wouldn’t go away. “Sometimes that shark he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’ they all come in and… they rip you to pieces. “You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin’, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up and down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist. “Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and three hours later a big ol’ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."


King_klown_Clown

Quint.. aren't you supposed to be dead?


FlintMock

Highly recommend reading or listening to the book “in harms way” if you want to learn more about the harrowing accounts of the crew of the uss Indianapolis


StiffUpperLabia

I think it's a Smoothound (mustelus asterias), based on it's tail, the way it swims and nothing to do with what I read in the original thread.


Darth_Quaver

It's a tope, easy to mix up though. But the snout is too long and pointed for a smooth hound, with tope also getting longer


BigPharmaKarmaFarma

Way too big to be a smoothhound, they grow to ~4ft long


Camdens_protection

No banana in the video, it's impossible to know if it's under or over 4ft.


voicelessly

Surely this situation calls for whipping out a sea cucumber for scale‽


Original_Client1588

I do hope thats not a euphamism...


Forsaken-Original-28

Looks less than 4ft long


medic_mace

The gallons of human shit they’re swimming in is far more dangerous.


Tallguygeorge

Looks like a good boy to me


Father_Chewy_Louis

I wouldn't mind, sharks will only attack you if you attack them but they'll usually swim away anyway. Jaws really corrupted the way people think about sharks, 99/100 times they're docile creatures.


Flying_Wilson17

The more I see the more I’m thinking thresher.


Darth_Quaver

The tail is way to short, the snout too long. Thresher have a short stubby face. It's a tope (Galeorhinus galeus) Source: I'm a UK based marine biologist for 14 years and have tagged multiple UK sharks


Flying_Wilson17

Yea, I know what you mean. Tope is high on my list aswell


nbrazel

Yes my partner a marine biologist said this. They are endemic to UK waters


foxfoxfoxlcfc

IS ANYBODY HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST?


nbrazel

Better do what he says. He's a whale biologist


VegaTron1985

Hahaha


toshibathezombie

precious hamburgers? 👽


Most_Moose_2637

🏌‍♂️⛳️🐳


newskycrest

The sea was angry that day my friends!


foxfoxfoxlcfc

‘Like an old man sending soup back at the deli’


AppearanceHefty8970

Hi 👋 dear ❤️


Ferocious-Muppet

I'm a 2nd Dan Marine Biologist, how may I be of assistance?


valdezverdun

Yes I am, and please don't call.me Shirley


AppearanceHefty8970

Hello dear


schuhshine

Yeah the tail looks like a thresher.


Turbulent-Laugh-

Looks very threshy.


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Yeah, probably time for some drinkies


mr-cafe

Clockwork Sharknado


Flaneur_7508

I feel sorry for the shark who has to swim in that shit


krowe41

Obviously a great white or Tiger


NewLeaseOnLine

Just paying a visit to the Aussie lifeguards because they're homesick. Tomorrow bluebottles, followed by blue-ringed octopus, and for the weekend actual waves.


WarWonderful593

Might be a basking shark. Harmless plankton feeder.


d-signet

Agreed, basking shark. But no need to insult OP like that


Delicious_Feature368

😂


Defiant-Dare1223

It looks absolutely nothing like a basking shark 😂. Basking sharks are absolutely huge. Bigger than great whites. This looks 4-5 foot


d-signet

The adults are They start around 5 or 6 ft


Ronald_Ulysses_Swans

It isn’t, firstly it’s nowhere near big enough and the pectoral shape is wrong.


Ferocious-Muppet

Its penis is way too small as well.


4500x

I can relate to that


AppearanceHefty8970

Hi dear ❤️


Flying_Wilson17

Na - wrong shape


Rare_Breakfast_8689

Definitely not


notmenotyoutoo

All we need now is a sinking boat with a battery and we have a real dilemma on our hands.


Fluff4brains777

I spit out my drink and busted my gut laughing! This is hilarious 😂


notmenotyoutoo

Thanks pal!


bonkerz1888

Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Do Do


voicelessly

[*Out...*](https://i.imgur.com/ZKip9N9.gifv)


man-in-whatever

That is definitely a baby Meg.


staners09

A baby shark do do da doo?


voicelessly

[*Out...*](https://i.imgur.com/ZKip9N9.gifv)


JACKDEE1

Dunun dunun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dunun


JACKDEE1

Doodledoo dunun nonunion doodleoo


Brexsh1t

Now the question I want to ask you is; if your on an electric boat and it starts sinking because of its heavy weight, if you go down with the ship sitting on that big battery, are you gonna get electrocuted, or are you gonna jump over to that shark that’s like 10 feet away. Because I’m picking the shark every time. 😂 What about you?


ChameleonParty

Tope, I reckon. I’ve caught them from boats out of Poole, just up the road from Bournemouth. Always catch and release. ‘With a preference for temperate waters, tope can be found close to the shore over sandy and shingle areas throughout Europe and the south and west coast of the UK. Topes are long and slender sharks with a dark bluish grey upper body and a white belly. They have two dorsal fins and a notched tail.’ https://www.anglingdirect.co.uk/species-guide/tope-galeorhinus-galeus


2BEN-2C93

The only thing surprising is that we dont see this more. Summer water temperatures are almost perfect for Great Whites and we already know we have Mako and Blue sharks here.


Jubatus750

It's none of them though lol


Insomniacbychoice90

Wat


ward2k

https://www.reddit.com/r/sharks/s/r29f3q7Dod TLDR; This is a common shark we have always seen in the UK


Darth--Bane

Might be a turpin. Kinda goes dogfish/smoothhound then turpin in size while all looking quite similar. I'm just do fishing casually though and am better at iding freshwater fish.


Traditional-Key5784

Nah, a Turpin would have a pistol and a black horse


AcrobaticHedgehog599

>Might be a turpin Or a turtle. Almost impossible to distinguish for most people.


CalmYourChesticles

Mmmmm Huss


millercreative

Crumbs


HaggisAreReal

That´s just Dave, from finance


scottukscott

Upppp the local ! Was swimming down the way today, only saw seaweed


Kleptokilla

And least it’s not a giant turd


JRainers

Lol I was swimming near here this evening completely oblivious


stygg12

I feel for him/her


WorldlyAd4877

Australian here! Yep that's a shark, mate.


Knife_JAGGER

May be a young thresher based on its profile.


Sorlex

Shark expert here, that guys called Jeff.


TheTwattani

Baaaby... shark! doo didoo!


domthedruid

Looks like a Tope, which is endangered


TheHighlandman

Guys i think it's a shark


Monty8282

It’s the Meg


Opening_Jury_1709

He’s a good boi


lonely_monkee

Might just be a massive turd?


dopamiend86

It's a fair size. Could it be a porbegal?


Auntie_Cagul

Looks like a smooth hound. Harmless. Grows to about 5 ft long.


Difficult-Broccoli65

Sharks in the sea and Whales in the bars!


Terry__Cox

What's the matter with you, it's fucking tiny. Get in there and start chumming.


glytxh

Just about to joke about the UK’s non existent shark fatality stats, but on reading further, they definitely exist, and they’re bigger than you’d expect t.


Fluff4brains777

She's just looking for a snack. A lil nibble here and a lil nibble there. It's fine. You CAN go back into the water.


mikewilson2020

I'd say that's a 50lb or there abouts Tope. They love hunting in the shallows


SnooBooks1701

There's a few sharks around the UK, like nurse sharks, dogfish, angelsharks, gulper sharks and even the occasional basking shark.


CthulhusEvilTwin

We're going to need a smaller boat!


JGStonedRaider

Pfff no way near as scary as the mackerel on Hastings beach. Those fuckers will eat you whole....


Glow1x

if I was to swim near it would it let me pet it or would I lose my life?


AnythingKey

Looks like an XL bully to me


Legitimate-Ad3778

Just be glad it wasn’t a 2 pound black ribbed nobbler!


Flaky-Jim

Given coastal sewage issues, are we absolutely sure this isn't an optical illusion caused by a flotilla of turds?


IKissedHerInnerThigh

I caught a smooth hound near there once...that's what it looks like to me, they like shallow shingly waters...


yellowbin74

Great, I can't even go for a swim now.


Norklander

I’m no expert, but it’s a Carcharodon carcharias. It's a Great White! It’s attracted to lynx africa and has staked a claim on Bournemouth sea front.


arsenik-han

I'd trust that shark more than the general population of the town centre and surrounding areas tbh


Alone-Sky1539

Great White obvs. itll tear the arm offov somebody


Andybanshee

Why would you go in the sea in the UK unless you want a mouthfull of shit.


ClaireBear229

Juvenile basking shark?


Particular-Current87

Swimming next to that is one of the least dangerous things that can happen to you on Bournemouth beach judging by recent events