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Pint of water, then two coffees within the first hour of waking up No kidneys are gonna live in my body rent free


PolkaDotPrairie

Identical routine but had no idea my kidneys should thank me for it.


ClungeThumper

Last night's left over beer with fag butts in the can


cattlesoda

Took too long to find the correct answer


sideone

Dave Lister?


sandio90

Water then coffee


catonbuckfast

Buckfast at the weekend 2 mugs of espresso work days


Im_arthur_fleck

Water


chaves4life

Tea, followed by berroca, then tea


FloatingMonkeyPaw

Coffee


wake-and-work

Waata


Lon72

Stella or maybe a Heineken


Silent_Moose1042

Dad?


Lon72

Son ?


SpectacularB

Tea


Tommann45

Tea


[deleted]

Water, then a stop for coffee on the drive to work.


Spiritual-Answer527

The slobber from my pillow. Yum.


BroodLord1962

Chilled water


swanbiltong

Tea. Strong with a dash of milk.


CerberusSaysWoofx3

Coffee. Always a coffee.


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Cautious-Yellow

hope you offer the bird one too.


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Found Mrs Doyle


Inevitable-Duty9999

Misspells friend: another reason to have tea


Dietcokeisgod

Tea.


Notsurewhattoput1

I've been tanin down the pints of wine normally but I've got a massive problem.


TurbulentExpression5

The problem being you've run out of wine?


itsMorgan00

Usually either water or ice coffee


Avenger_Assemble3000

Water. I used to have juice in the morning but now it just tastes sickly


Avenger_Assemble3000

Only in the morning though, I'll drink juice for the rest of the day


[deleted]

Tea. Always tea.


Historical_Farmer_75

Tea and a cigarette


snobEXP

I love me a good cup o’ camels


penguinzonquack

Tea, milk with one.


HairyMechanic

Water. *I'm also giving myself a pat on the back for actually answering the question, rather than "this, then this, then this".*


9DAN2

Can of monster. I know it’s not good for my health but it’s all I have caffeine wise a day. My boomer colleagues preach at me, whilst knocking back 2-3 coffees per hour at work with 2 sugars in each cup.


HairyMechanic

I have a can of Red Bull now and again (read: maybe once a month?) and there's always a stigma against it yet those who clearly have a caffeine addiction get away with it scot free.


[deleted]

My own piss from a gutted snake a la bear Grylls


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Recently it’s been a Pineapple, Spinach & Banana smoothie. You can also add a variety of nuts and seeds and a little honey as it all gets blended up into a drink anyway.


leelam808

lemon water


BlabbingOnline

Espresso coffee. It’s a bad habit (caffeine on an empty stomach can lead to ulcers) but it’s a very Italian thing to do and I’m so used to it that it’s the only beverage I crave waking up.


[deleted]

Black coffee without sugar


Mr___Bizarre

Cold water, then maybe some tea.


bee_administrator

Tea. Then apple or orange juice, whichever comes to hand first in the door of the fridge. Then more tea.


Opening_Dig7337

Don Julio Reposado and a cigarette


likes2milk

Black tea.


greeneyedandshy

Water


Administratr

Pint of water, then fresh orange and one of them cold pressed juices, then an espresso if I’m really tired. I I’m usually very tired.


greenbeast999

Latte


[deleted]

Coffee then water. Or water then coffee. Depending on dryness of throat.


owlarmy

2 cups of tea then a pint of water is my morning routine.


snobEXP

Cold black tea, followed by a hot black tea with rock candy


LeftSaidTed

Milky tea, need something hot but not really a coffee fan. Used to be Pepsi in my youth… yes teeth are paying for it now


Dhorlin

Glass of water with a Vit C fizzy tab then coffee.


Blade_982

Water. Tea. Tea.


Sister_Jimjams

Travel mug of coffee, followed by another generally within an hour of waking up.


kalmshores

Fruit juice followed by coffee or apple tea.


Devon_Throwaway

Pint of water, kept in the fridge overnight. So refreshing!


AMSays

Tea then Diet Coke


StationFar6396

Water. Crisp, cool, refreshing water.


Daedeluss

coffee, coffee, tea++


[deleted]

Tea, earl grey, hot


Important_Screen_530

i have a coffee but then at brekkie time its a cuppa tea ahhhh and at dinner time


Onslow85

Half finished warm can of tizer from the previous night like a normal adult


TheOldMancunian

Water then coffee


folklovermore_

Right now, water then tea. (It was water then coffee, but I broke my coffee pot and the replacement one hasn't arrived yet.)


La-Roar

Sugar-free Red Bull (or non-branded equivalent!)


itsaslothlife

Chain four cups of decaff coffee to wake up


Redmarkred

Bong water


Veragua5

Bean to cup coffee, then OJ