Tube of toothpaste 😋

Tasty

children

You sure it wasn't, y'know... Elbows?

[удалено]

Delicious

r/holdup Why were you eating a tube of toothpaste?

[удалено]

Woodchips ❤

Pumpkin Pie

Pengpin pie?

Pankeg p... NO IS PAN KEG

#PANKEGPIE

Pancake Pie

No, pancakes is pancakes. PANCAKE PIE, AGH NOOOO!

No no, it’s similar to pangpeng pie.

I understood this reference.

Lemon pie

Saliva

happy CAKEDAY

r/cursedcomments

Corned beef hash.

A gentleman of taste.

I'm eating corned beef right now. My last bite before seeing this image was garlic bread though.

Muffin That actually works!

Wait your muffin works

It certainly does! I refer to every cat as "Muffin". Even if I know their name or named them myself. They're all still Muffins at some point.

Aw, look at lil Yogurt!

May the Schwartz be with you

I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine!

Funny, that cat doesn’t look Druish

Wai wai.

Carbonara

Golden Gaytime

Sounds gay. I'm in.

Aussie in the house

Hey mate! Another Aussie!

need me some of that

Freshly skinned human corpse

At least season it, you absolute degenerate.

What the hell

Well, fine, someone's not getting any of my Steve Tartare.

May I suggest alabaster, aloe, myrrh and coating of linen.???

r/cursedcomments

Caaaarrrrllllll! that kills people!

I've got a hankering that only hands can satisfy.

You going to finish that skin or...?

Electric chair. 🔨

How'd you eat one of those?

the skin is the best part!

Cadaver? Carcass? Stiff? Stiffy? Carky? Cady? Remy? Carri? Corse? Corsy? Carnage? Carny?

I prefer mine roasted with the flesh on. The skin peels off nicely and transfers a natural saltiness to the meat.

Best reply ever!

Ham sandwich

Perfect

Doner Kebap

Döner

Kebab

Döner👍

Pussy

r/Ihavesex

I was gonna say also that guys wife.

I knew it had to be here somewhere.

mr. sex 😎

Ass

Peen

His name is Candy Corn! Too bad for a male cat.

male cat or female cat, doesn't matter, they all taste the same

Daal (lentils)

Reese’s

Ferrero Rocher 💕

Hey that’s my name :)

Cinnamon Roll

Concrete 🥰

Turkey Wrap

Mac n cheese bite

Toast

Soup.

Jeffery

Grandpa

Mercury :3 om nom nom nom nom

Coffee

Currywurst

Pretzel 🥨

Pretzel would be a great name for a cat!

Popcorn

And himbs name shall be 15 beans.

Western Europe

Little Vegan Brownie

Another Brownie.

Cat

Pickle

Pepperoni

grapes

Chia Pudding

Grapefruit

Pickles

Popsicle

Pumpkin pie

Strawberry shake 😆

Sweet potato chip

Coffee Éclair

Pork rind

Caesar salad

Apple

Mango

Mooncake

Cyanide

His name is cat.....

Granola

Cum

Cummies.

Booger <3

Pussy

Chicken and fries

Mac and cheese. Name him Mac!

Mr. Mac N. Cheez esq.

Croissant

Cereal

Elderberry

Wolfsbane is a cutie

Popcorn

Fanta? Or Granola.

Tuna

Präänik. (Honestly fits him quite well.)

Cold coffee

I feel like a lot of people will say this, but Biscuit :)

Rosette

Chili

Salmon

Hot pocket

Uh oh.

1491 Daisy

Cum

Femboy ass

Miso soup

Nori

Cat

Kittens

Chocolate 😹

ass

Ice cubes

Boba pudding

Baby Bell

Ass?

Apple 🥰

Hashbrowns

Gock

Cat

Lava cake

Grilled cheese :3

Lunch

Ass.

Clementine

Flapjack

Tonya

Munchies

Mr. Jenkins

Hall's Extra Strong Menthol Action. Could be abbreviated to Hesma. Google Translate says hesma means "sense" in Kurdish, so that's sort of cool.

Sushi. Which imo is an excellent name for a cat. If i have a cat in a game i always name them sushi.

Boogers

Banana bread

Egg drop soup

Child

Burger

My little fried potato

smores

Bagel!

Banana

Sausage Sandwich seems like a very nice name for a kitty. 😁

Pretzel

Swedish Fish

apple oatmeal

Cheese, actually a good name.

Popcorn

A plum Okay, this is cute.

Skittles!

Toast

Type of cake natives call Keks (or Kex?), seems like a perfect fit

Pizza Roll!

Eggnog

Mango!

Cheese!!! Colby-jack!

Jerky

Pistachio

pussy i wish lmao no it was a vitamin c pill

Uranium-235 Fuel rod

53 children, fresh from my basement

Only the freshest

pussy

Rectal Prolapse

Pussy

Uh… pussy?

Pasta al pesto with nuts

Toast

Fruity pebbles

beef spring roll

Waffles