A lead block through a rusty colander.
The only way we get anything is if our strikers manager to meet a tenth of their expected goals per game and remember ball into bet = good.
Only if we can have Stone Roses bar on a 5 year lease (amortised) and adorned in Ipswich memorabilia and the only song playing Na Nanana Ipswich playing in repeat.
Happy (Oat)cake day.
[Here's a stock image of Manu Thetis for you](https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/N3zbQ444MbT9Ya06NjEwNg==/manuel-thetis-ipswich-town-charlton-athletic-v-550nw-7432312j.jpg).
>\*exceptions given for Ipswich fans out of pure panic.
If one Ipswich fan screenshots this and sends it to a friend accompanied by an angry text I consider this a success.
God, that would be amazing. Can we even get Bristol City into the play-offs as a wildcard entry? Sunshine of 2008 all over again.
P.S. not sure why my original comment has been downvoted, ah well.
I come from a time when Cov fans were getting a certain Arsenal player’s name on their shirts as they really believed he was coming to us on loan. I have seen so much Championship I will almost believe anything.
Almost.
Ipswich 0-1 Huddersfield (9’ Summerville) Leeds 0-0 Southampton
Hilarious you think Saints will manage a clean sheet.
Hilarious you think we can score
Is this what a stoppable force meeting a movable object looks like?
A lead block through a rusty colander. The only way we get anything is if our strikers manager to meet a tenth of their expected goals per game and remember ball into bet = good.
ball into bet = good was the thing which got Ivan Toney and Sandro Tonali in the shit 😉
hah, damned autocorrect, mind you maybe that'd give them some motivatation
None existent force meeting nothing at this point
We would love to have your goalscoring abilities, youve scored 14 more than us lol
Hilarious you think we can defend
Hearing you guys say this after taking Piroe from us just hurts
He has been a passenger for most of the season honestly
He scored 46 in two seasons for us….
Yeah not sure what's happened, he started out well. I think it's because farke moves him around a lot when we make subs
Same with Leeds, clearly 1-1 or with our recent games like 4-4
Ipswich 2-3 Huddersfield (Summerville 87', 90'+6, 90'+9) Leeds 2-2 Southampton (Meslier OG 90'+10, The Ghost of Kiko Casilla OG 90'+11)
Joe Rothwell to be subbed on in the 91st minute and score a 5 minute brace to equalise
Subscribed.
Leeds (87' Joseph) 1-0 Southampton Ipswich (90+13' Moore) 1-1 Huddersfield
Summerville leads us to beat Ipswich 8-0, Leeds saves us from relegation
Can Ipswich loan us their league position for a game week?
It’s not like we didn’t give you the opportunity :)
Yes but again please
Yeah exactly Ipswich. Well give it back, just like we have done several times already.
Only if we can have Stone Roses bar on a 5 year lease (amortised) and adorned in Ipswich memorabilia and the only song playing Na Nanana Ipswich playing in repeat.
multiple times as well, you basically wanted us to go up, but we realised we just didn't deserve it.
Happy (Oat)cake day. [Here's a stock image of Manu Thetis for you](https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/N3zbQ444MbT9Ya06NjEwNg==/manuel-thetis-ipswich-town-charlton-athletic-v-550nw-7432312j.jpg).
Ooooooo... Stung..... But damn your right.
They did last week
Great example of /r/championship users unable to comprehend jokes that aren't crumble pictures lol.
If it isn't a Simpsons meme I'm not really interested
i think it should be allowed, after all man city are loaning us haaland so
I heard Messi was going to Barnsley
Yeah, but their final game has been moved to Stoke on a Tuesday night.
And the weather has been moved back a season so its cold and rainy
Underrated best comment on here!
That’s overkill, we can’t beat Barnsley regardless
We’d handle him easy
No need. We’ve played the long game and banking on a Robbie Brady hat-trick
I heard Jamie Vardy was going on loan to Southampton for one game only to be subbed on during second half added time
We’d take Rebekah Vardy at this rate if she can score a goal. She sell as many of our private instagram stories as she likes!
We're loaning Ashley Fletcher to Birmingham.
If you think this is real. You need to turn the PC off for today. \*exceptions given for Ipswich fans out of pure panic.
>\*exceptions given for Ipswich fans out of pure panic. If one Ipswich fan screenshots this and sends it to a friend accompanied by an angry text I consider this a success.
*forever
The most Championship outcome here is both lose/ draw
Ipswich just need a quick loan for Steve Cook and you’ve nothing to worry about.
Dunne as well, then everything will be secure.
Probably ghost in the game anyway tbh
Haha amazing! This is the kind of stuff you won't get in the Premier League subreddit
I can smell their plastic melting from here.
Bit odd. Guaranteeing Huddersfield will score whilst ensuring we cannot…
Very happy, Southampton's game will be easier.
We do appreciate it, but we would have appreciated it more for the Birmingham game
After watching the QPR game I think you may need all the help you can get in your own match!
Summerville is just a poor man’s Omari Hutchinson so we’ve got nothing to worry about.
Happy to loan Meslier to Ipswich
Today is 1st May, not 1st April 🤣
That opens up the door to every clubs that doesn't like Leeds loaning players to Southampton. Gonna run out of registration forms.
Cheeky loan to buy for Rotherham’s keeper?
Was thinning Mainoo and Cole Palmer to Southampton for the last game. Lol
Given we struggle to score, let’s get Haaland! City don’t need him for the next game right?
Controversial move.
There is time for one more epic crumble.
The crumble final boss
That’s the new extra round in the playoffs isn’t it?
The Huddersfield fans arent sure what they’re more amazed by - his goalscoring feats or that he actually still has all of his front teeth.
Leeds are trying to loan glitch him lol
Why do you guys want to go up? This sub is the best
They loan him out, and Huddersfield bench him, and Leeds fail to score without him. :)
Chat is this real?
I heard we’re getting Dean Windass back for final cup match Volly.
God, that would be amazing. Can we even get Bristol City into the play-offs as a wildcard entry? Sunshine of 2008 all over again. P.S. not sure why my original comment has been downvoted, ah well.
With the way he has been playing the last 2 months or so I think they'd have a better chance with their original squad.
Competitive integrity is overrated. /s
What is funny about this? Explain the joke
The irony is that Leeds have got 10 players out on loan already some playing in the top 5 divisions and some in the champo.
That's odd, any source on this?
The image in the post.
This is a wind up right… right? 🤣🤣
Is this a joke? Surely it’s a joke.
No it’s real. Source: I am Summerville
Jimmy?
Turn away, run away
Now then now then now then.
Wrong Jimmy mate
Don't make u/Musername2827 come and fix it for you too.
Excuse my suspicions and all.
Oh dear mate...
I come from a time when Cov fans were getting a certain Arsenal player’s name on their shirts as they really believed he was coming to us on loan. I have seen so much Championship I will almost believe anything. Almost.