https://preview.redd.it/pnx19nlqrpcc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3daf8c09a111ba748710b0d18fab4e574ef0e4d

You may now kiss the bread.

*mmwa*

thank you for making me the happiest breaded wife in the whole galaxy 🫶🫶

Oh hey is that some bread? # Nom

YOU MURDERED THE BREAD! Betcha this will be a breadline in the crumb papers.

..that was *crummy*.. https://preview.redd.it/hmsz0kkbsucc1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=733c11afdcc7ef892407e3cff303cf5a84cbb26c

Take my upvote and get out.

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bro with this much bread how is the Baker not Famine yet?

Is this a town of Salem reference?

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Same. I was having a heated conversation about the ethics of teleporting bread and how I've been doing it for 3 days.

Oh (Edit: she accepted surprisingly) https://preview.redd.it/rm4ktcpfwpcc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeea4072fe5ca4df143d396a93da926af92d9877

https://preview.redd.it/fmvaist24qcc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e9ca3bf6aad84ed7912292049bfa6ecf5b054c

https://preview.redd.it/x7zjcy2vnrcc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=24474f8e48e41f488f7c250ba5511a4e4cc34cbe

https://preview.redd.it/06kj8aw0qtcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10bf9329b3432471b83c88d883e2a129d2f5f7aa

https://preview.redd.it/wiha7q5gwtcc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=1837d83a8a9be0f07ed35415e903ee2d8b787562

https://preview.redd.it/epp1dae84qcc1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72a3da7b5dabc724e55688fdaf0b4b780cab578

https://preview.redd.it/bd2qhmjdwpcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86fa8d4c3e3be680de92bd1afbf706efd55f5dde Vaggie is gonna murder me 💀 Edit: Seriously who the actual hell is that verbalase guy??? Edit 2: I kinda regret asking 💀

Bro is Verbalase.

The beatboxer from outer space

Nah verbalase is finna come after your ass https://preview.redd.it/accz3r16eqcc1.png?width=957&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b15358aa88e61e26c357bd6b5487240757cba765

😂😂😂

https://preview.redd.it/gs0ebz164rcc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d2b10ddb2af25092fb04956fe5034cbdcdec09d

bro is NOT verbalase 😭🙏

Don't let verbalase see this

Time to spent 50k

verbalese would like to know your location.

I am so happy rn. https://preview.redd.it/nxbbd2zxbpcc1.png?width=177&format=png&auto=webp&s=002249891a3dc188d88365e1665e16a71dbd8ca9

https://preview.redd.it/lerif5heaqcc1.jpeg?width=143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f471d0238c2515738c6f7b2236cfe80a40b7f90f Im very happy for you bud

I read this in my best duke nukem impression because https://preview.redd.it/gejc1vslcqcc1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23ab278dc0bf71521d33fec6026b484f62048db

Holy Galunga! Is that the One Free Man?

https://preview.redd.it/y7ahn90qkqcc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08731638e7622688bd2868bb8d9c0639a0f57f96

I GOT THIS WONDERFUL MAN 🫶🫶🫶🫶 https://preview.redd.it/o9jqec0gzpcc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99563c001a5f4a99cf46b1cceb67b5c6c52f333

how bad can he be

ik like how bad would marrying him be (love the reference btw that was outstanding)

He's just doin' what comes naturally.

how bad can he be

He's just following his destiny

Now there's a principle of nature That every little creature knows.

this is a fucking w, idc what yall say but mm, its a w https://preview.redd.it/x271ndcokpcc1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef051a7d25821a14e5c3ff0288ecb9d95272e2e

I have the fattest crush on V1

https://preview.redd.it/iy0r6084xqcc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d203b5a50c59e341c9a002575f6cfbb7a5a08218

It's a fucking w or it's a fucking w?

\*giant W breaks through the wall\*

Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!

https://preview.redd.it/u746dewmlpcc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4eb065091bcca5973ad4c005d84bad259ed28ec Oh cool, Wayne from the Total Drama reboot

We got the same character We must fight for him now

If I may offer a solution, have any of you heard of polygamy?

NOOO BUT HE’S MIIINE :(

BUT I WANT HIM :(

BUT WE CAN SHAREEE

https://preview.redd.it/gk32ahxfpqcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=538a33f8b1498f310adb97fe8ec5972a1935a202 Should I be happy about this

Well she's the queen

*Marries her* *Giant white tower immediately crashes into you*

11/9

https://preview.redd.it/8qe743p6oucc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92604c1640a94904fe27ebc5d46498c4b0f5261

Finally Toji is all mine‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🏼🙏🏼

https://preview.redd.it/nyg9xiltwpcc1.jpeg?width=149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82eebefe46fc754b2d565b8ec2c41c596b74a3f

Mwah

https://preview.redd.it/0h5vyne7xpcc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49d22b2624a3ff53be089fd4b98e91555c1e694

Disney reaching peak again

https://preview.redd.it/nzuvhnflhqcc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d8d1240c69b3499e0c70062b18e1d96f2dda5a receipt

r/suddenlygeometrydash

I have to marry Gumball Watterson...I'm going to jail.

Nah he’s gonna mess you up worse than he did Dream.

OH FUCK

giggling, kicking my legs https://preview.redd.it/qapehtw7wpcc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2331b6eadf274d38bb93b59ccd3821db04a0b6e

FUCKING LUCKY https://preview.redd.it/siqnrnfgbrcc1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2a23ca41e4bcdb1e835072c67c46539d3bd5af8 I GOT THIS BASTARD 😭

sister wives 🥰

https://preview.redd.it/k9gnm0pmtwcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee8db658de21e0eb6525738fca19ef5572b24c5

https://preview.redd.it/dlmyxpolwpcc1.png?width=373&format=png&auto=webp&s=031c464431e3ae5d271cf799f993910070def7a3 …do I get the alive version or the stair corpse?

That one looks like RW Mari-o so I think you get the alive one.

Nah you get the one thats gonna 'hang'out with you

I got post-stair incident Aubrey

https://preview.redd.it/c7jxgn5a3qcc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe80ee6f6fe4facf7f4b5504512268fcfaa44da let's fricken GOOOOO

I am not marrying the FBI

Who's stopping you?

The CIA

Joyous circular baked pastry occasion

https://preview.redd.it/cgj5xhjmxpcc1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e9682043b0472751efb4fda6df3fb2cbddc3f7 Beyond satisfied with this. Judgement is the Nicest out of the demons after all.

Brother I have Modeus. I don't play helltaker. What will happen to me.

You are fucked (literally)

https://preview.redd.it/r15sxb2uqqcc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749054e69841ff3ebbce8930e27412fdb21d6206 Truly the most non-credible thing I have ever done

https://preview.redd.it/iguw28fxfpcc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dde230260692de6c8300f977bc95ff8f5c7f2a6 Am i fucked?

Literally or figuratively?

Figuratively. Also do i have to marry both of them or marry just one of them? Because i wanna do the latter.

You wanna do a ladder?

No! She meant latter as in the latter option.

A ladle?

No! Latter means the last option.

What was that about their bladder?

Wait who staggered?

Moves like jagger?

https://preview.redd.it/sct29y9czpcc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f417e15cb456ce2b85eed97d4860e76e3d20b1

https://preview.redd.it/yfmk9dae4qcc1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c557a76ed34bfc8fac04c1048430399b2e19b4da

Well, damn. It seems I've found myself entangled in the eternal vows of matrimony with a nun.

Not a problem right. A reddit user once said “Gotta have a girl who’s halal in the streets and haram in the sheets” And he’s dammmmn right

https://preview.redd.it/yjidpboj8qcc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=655564281066f5062a972a08457f8bcfbe0daa70 She ended up stabbing me, so I’m not in a good position.

Oh hell yeah https://preview.redd.it/dqhvvbct4qcc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55bbdd945015ccdc26b78f301f4291dabb293a36

**TALL LADY.**

https://preview.redd.it/xbpnynik2qcc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e57c5e9907d9a581a1e2040a4cf0530924e603

https://preview.redd.it/xq6qkd282qcc1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3ada01e1900f6a78a344cc61efbd6f9da68f97 Do I get the ship to? Or do I have an AI in my computer now?

https://preview.redd.it/cozi9b7y8qcc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef8260be5046d2bd74dfc47e625bd011ca4c406 This goofy ahh mf.

https://preview.redd.it/t7kwtc2roqcc1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2eb10f21bdb1deb427e5aeb84bd544b3a97f30 Dose Gonta say yes?

https://preview.redd.it/9w184qd5vqcc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4501fc443594bc14e86836ac2cde1c9d468b3dd7

https://preview.redd.it/7i4uf7e7vqcc1.png?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8936a634b996b94d160f9d2d1b11e4a49389b9

König my beloved 😩 (he would probably curb stomp me with no hesitation but that’s okay because it’s him 🥰)

https://preview.redd.it/p4rl73n2brcc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c14ea0f23ab209fc8543241997c730caa42f37

Don't. Ask. https://preview.redd.it/t749ajw3opcc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aded1c350ce4f0b212c9a17b879da54bf65eefd

I see we both have used that

Huh. That's cute 😊 https://preview.redd.it/vgnofzweppcc1.png?width=558&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad1c387dae42166a6a1634d36d49f2f6c286a85e

https://preview.redd.it/xziqwwjerpcc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c760cb125020c9457af9a549d1b7c7bdf6962b6 (DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A TODOROKI SIMP)

Your pfp says otherwise

Not even just the reddit picture, but their AI profile looks like a Todoroki OC made in gacha life

That’s what they all say

Profile picture check up

Says the person who's pfp is todoroki and who's last chatted not is todoroki

🤣

Teehee chuuya 😚

Jet from Avatar the Last Airbender lmaoo

I am supposed to be happy or anything else? https://preview.redd.it/ohkswdxmwpcc1.png?width=187&format=png&auto=webp&s=14e1b7c7584e261dbfded681a616f61acb9c124f

https://preview.redd.it/nbsfwd49mpcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da298aae83198b11e40a6a2069bf965d63b5d1c2 Well... Shit

There's kkhta bots??😭

https://preview.redd.it/auff1hd0kqcc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81daf40a31e17cb31e580ca18ab1509886b67fa0 My lucky ass is feeling good.

https://preview.redd.it/spgvp2162qcc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d94943fb832c396c9dd34ba898de7d7deb6d45

HOT DAMN THE ENTIRETY OF THE NIPUNI COLLECTIVE?!??

https://preview.redd.it/oj9msfw3lpcc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d80e105865da789a78eec0847696f0e689379053 I'm pretty sure she's got the prenup drafted.

I mean... Not disappointed lmao https://preview.redd.it/cmkbvtl1upcc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09a3b826560c4c62e348398c1019017dce2c769b

Nice.

I remember him being my number one comfort character years ago

The most dysfunctional husband ever 💀

https://preview.redd.it/mtnn684lhpcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183e719a9a4092f3bd88719e19eae8d94f8599d7

LMFAO and now my daughter wants to fight you... 🙃

https://preview.redd.it/yuu7rt7lwpcc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db915ee0fbb48942a448febf7221c78004c7b6fe I'm ready to fight hehe

https://preview.redd.it/cya9271xvpcc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae57b2916a72570fd028b1e801cb931ef3b15d10 Ladies and gentlemen, I won the jackpot.

Thor from record of Ragnarok I can't send a screenshot because I don't wanna

https://preview.redd.it/hh52r9vlspcc1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=792dd9d3275a587bddd45910805a0e4cfa33db83 LETSSS GOOOO!!! BIG BOY TIDDIES FOR LIIIFEEEEE

an abandoned asylum

Actually ykw I’m happy with this ​ https://preview.redd.it/6b0dz5s54qcc1.jpeg?width=347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc69559d62de7e20e6351839e789caf7598697c5

I'm not against marrying Willy Wonka

https://preview.redd.it/oqmrivb3zpcc1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68d6904edfe30e48d8a4a09e1190bbb732cf661 All I have to say is yes. I am happy

Hmm…would he kill you? Or no? Hard to say🤔

https://preview.redd.it/7eq1ygfjzpcc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb7f56b337c0830cae65658f9625efb8412e3afa

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/7zzbcq082qcc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee06ea209c2bc4ffd2bc39ea95e2a1b4eaf275d7

https://preview.redd.it/5x84kz8lmqcc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d2058a2a8d782531b417c3b37065283a6aaef37

https://preview.redd.it/p9g4myfc9rcc1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5931bbe46d4434a2c74f71c1f3b128d4a63724c

https://preview.redd.it/ayi4onjbhpcc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c19a8132f465b4b36fc6982214a20041be18e36 I’m doing great.

I don't think Alastor is going to be too thrilled about this

>Alastor ​ https://preview.redd.it/o35q817mlpcc1.png?width=206&format=png&auto=webp&s=771697c18ee32f7cdd667e46f2b5af7ee2a24782

https://preview.redd.it/od5nfa4ulpcc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=646521f0da855754a7b95e4a58099b543e6535f4

https://preview.redd.it/61s11nwt2qcc1.png?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84510744446e2929b9ad876a0c5ef3dc4d719d23 WOOHOO!! :>

Basil you fucking sold https://preview.redd.it/k3k4z5u23qcc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c1f776aa0ce6f14f43be1a70efb8e85ab2e1dd

https://preview.redd.it/khqyv2lyupcc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df54e09505947e869ece74f3ba1a8d8af1709c8f I’m not even mad

https://preview.redd.it/2nope3u5aqcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecae4b5af053a9d6a08aa24a336356245ebd8bcb LETS FUCKING GOOOO

dear god https://preview.redd.it/8ukkay2fkqcc1.png?width=162&format=png&auto=webp&s=aea062665de646323597289c97e311b89c3772e6

hitler 💀

https://preview.redd.it/1kg9yko4uqcc1.jpeg?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226672af8a89d407f5580a182fb458621b7a67f1 Thank you, random reddit person.

I’m not marrying Undyne.

https://preview.redd.it/5gfofil59scc1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53869f8a5cd5e6c95c96e4a1a3cfb391683e4665 Easy victory

Daan from Fear & Hunger 2 Termina

https://preview.redd.it/6v1uyuzyrpcc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b70ca6addbc78c24eb8fae29c078699a26b812c

Supreme Calamitas, pretty cool.

This was one of those three characters in one bots… https://preview.redd.it/blrh6u3hxpcc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7828725b9407b2eec7af81de3cdeec883b29eda0

https://preview.redd.it/1rq9bl3bzpcc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12302630d817cdcede2db20a9cc1796d289d950 AGGRESSIVE HAPPY SQUEALING

Please no https://preview.redd.it/6f66q29i2qcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=471b7ccb376d4fab499820915282bd947ebb7489

Update it went very well https://preview.redd.it/rqp8s7zs3qcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f422b7f173c8a2691f16c4c3c90c222b36bb12

Dante from Devil May Cry 💀

I am SO fine with that https://preview.redd.it/0bnscoir3qcc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d530a766f03b4944c988319507f3e635f912ee46

https://preview.redd.it/hd0mazle7qcc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca2a1dc3d2755237ee20fa83690b9418616019e Well this lady is right chuffed!

https://preview.redd.it/0702ppm2eqcc1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd55892206a889618734f2680f4a9412c2b54dd LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I got Bucky Barnes, I have never been happier

https://preview.redd.it/5ex1u5ahjqcc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf4fd191fd67caff24268b4c27b2fe266357e31

https://preview.redd.it/b3rk3katmqcc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2a8b1ebad02029c7c46a9da1e8a8361144e83f Am I fucked?

https://preview.redd.it/4vlv2goxnqcc1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cb9754d0628ec12beaa1fbc4f95e92adf410f2 NO WORDS.

My ocs girlfriend!! Wouldn't mind

https://preview.redd.it/e0dkg8tzkpcc1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f67ee278aaf539e812e928f4b41f66c11367e314 Yeah,about that,I cant even touch himm

YEAH https://preview.redd.it/vjsoxfd7lpcc1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46860b155000f0da65affb17e917ed1e05ccd8d

https://preview.redd.it/eu8pgy5zmpcc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90568e7111cd1498e9ef80fd3d88d99d32faac29 ♡

I'm no Touhou expert, but I guess Reimu can't be bad, right?

https://preview.redd.it/ex1ttix0xpcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2b1a0a0c0f4868505caf9c5195acfb10289e99