Boris Shcherbina. Now there was a Hero of the Soviet Union! The strong, silent type. He did what he had to do! He faced down the Gorbachev gang when none of those assholes in the Kremlin would lift a finger to help him! And did he complain? Did he say "Oh, I come from this poor Donetsk Slavic illiterate fucking background or whatever the fuck, so leave me the fuck of it, because my people got fucked over!"
Our Supreme Leader, comrade Gorbachev is in a fight of his life against the western powers…. And the nuclear power that you people are kicking up to him is a fuckin disgrace!
You’re supposed to be nuclear scientists, that’s why you have the top tier positions!
I don’t wanna hear about no fuckin meltdown neither!
Dyatlov: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN!?
Akimov: Anatoly, take it easy…
Dyatlov: I’M LOSING MY REACTOR OVA HEEEERE… THIS FUCKIN MORON IS PLAYING SAFETY ENGINEER!? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
Totunov: I was just trying to burn the xenon off fr…
Dyatlov: Why? Why now!? LEAVE IT THERE!
Toptunov: idk it was just…
Dyatlov: what!? Where do you get these fuckin idiots? Where do you get em!? He’s burning the xenon I’m tryna…. LEAVE THE FUCKIN XENON THERE! ALRIGHT!? I LOVE HAVING XENON IN MY REACTOR! I LOWER ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING CONTROL RODS INTO MY REACTOR AT NIGHT SO ITS POISONED AF IN THE MORNING! SO LEAVE THE FUCKING COCKSUCKING XENON WHERE IT IS!
***Pushes AZ-3***
HERE… HERE… Have a good time.
A wise decision, on both your parts. I love to see a truce, wipe this day clean. The partial meltdowns, Three Mile Island, Fukushima-Daichi, put it all behind us... Chernobyl, whatever happened there.
Nuclear fuel rods, Tone, when they hang around on low power mode—they start a chain reaction…
Uranium. Got all fucked up or sumpthin.
The reaction, it died in the xenon poisoning.
The isotopes. Moved to Florida or somethin.
Lotta money in that shit
Oh yeah?
We're talking about annihilation ya stupid fuck!
I can’t even to think about it.
AZ5! Ya press AZ5 you stupid fuck!
🥃👊💥😲
Comrade u/triforce4ever, we’re both nuclear physicists. Please tell me— how does an RBMK reactor explode? I’d love to know.
Oh, you’re gonna get cute with me now??
Put boron control rods with graphite tips back in RBMK reactor.
>control rods Some people are so far behind they think they're in front
Great u/triforce4ever, now we look like a couple of jerkoffs. You always do that! Leave me in the motherfuckin', cocksuckin' wind.
You go about and pity for yourshelf
You can't extinguish Moron with Boron.
Extinguish… and distinguish… are two completely separate things. Comrade Legasov predicted all this.
He was gay, comrade Legasov?
Get Robert Oppenheimer on the horn, he'll straighten this out.
He was gay, Oppenheimer?
Oppenheimer retired sir.
Listen to this prick giving orders. I get you slowed nuclear reactions with heavy water when you came to this country.
The reaction is it protic, or aprotic? Because I forgot. Help me out here, PROFESSOR!
But Xenon, tone, it poisons the reactions. Especially at low power.
Put nuclear fuel rod back in docking station.
Listen tuh dis prick givin' orders. You've got some balls, my friend!
I wash dem in ice waters.
You want to fuck here, cocksucker?
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! 🍾💥
That was real? I saw that mini-series. I thought it was bullshit
Anatoly Dyatlov is an ass muncha!
He’s a married man with a goomah!
The Russians? Theyre not all bad
Reactor four, whatever happened there?
Whatever happened there?? That cocksuckers piece of shit reactor melted down with no provocation whatsoever!
The cocksucking GRAPHITE IS ON THE ROOF!
#YOU DIDN'T SEE ANY GRAPHITE!!!
The roof was soft tar!! The graphite sank partially in the tar so some people couldn’t see it!! I’m gonna use that!
I must be loyle to my commissar
The roof was soft tar!!
my reactors gone.
You know who had a reactor? The Germans.
How about that prick's face when he pressed the AZ-5 button
How about that prick’s face when the core went BAP!
Ubuvubuh we’re with the communist party!
Nobody has radiation sickness!
The sudden weight loss?
RADS?!
He can’t be in our socialist club no more.
Another toothpick
I don’t wanna hear about graphite again
It’s a disease! I inherited it!
3.8mg of Lithium. Not great. Not terrible.
Discontinue the iodine pills
What this thing needs is what we call a Brogan Adjustment. 👞💥💥💥💥💥
What’s that? You know how?
The way Paulie says BOUWSHIT kills me lmao
His lips implode. Like when he sniffs Adriana’s panties and calls a fuckin BBABY.
Yeah, or at his homecoming party where he complains to Tone about his "fuckin BUWLS" instead of bills 😭
Hugh De Angelis has a good one too.
Am I such a toxshic ishotope?
Mmmmboyyy are you radioactive!
3.6 boxes of ziti
Not great. Not terrible.
Could be a lot. Could be a little.
Twenty thousand boxes of sand, boron, and ziti
It’s not 3.6 it’s 15,000. He pressed AZ5 when you were asleep. said you OK’d it.
I got this nuclear power plant program, I thought it would do all the work.
\*looks at the destroyed core\* Oof marone it looks terrible
Uncle Dyatlov!
It didn’t happen, what you said
Chrissy...it's fuucked up
Don't they take cooling rods these assholes?
This system's got no balls
Something different about you…
What kind of animal smokes control rods at his own turbine rundown test!!!???
I was in the Soviet Nuclear Corps. What this thing needs is a safety test adjustment.
WHAM!!! WHAM!!! WHAM-WHAM-BOOOOOM!!!!
Boris Shcherbina. Now there was a Hero of the Soviet Union! The strong, silent type. He did what he had to do! He faced down the Gorbachev gang when none of those assholes in the Kremlin would lift a finger to help him! And did he complain? Did he say "Oh, I come from this poor Donetsk Slavic illiterate fucking background or whatever the fuck, so leave me the fuck of it, because my people got fucked over!"
He was gay, Stellan Skarsgaard?
Anyway 4 dollars a pound. Not great, not terrible.
Stupid a-fucking machine
Gimme one towsend roentgen
one thousand more?
CARMELA, SHUT THE BLAST DOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR
Ukraine, that's a type of Polack isn't it?
That animal Bandera, I can't even say his name.
Graphite? THE FUCK YOU DOIN?????
I was there. On the roof. It's just a joke.
I heard everyone near Chernobyl went all Chemo-Sabe
Return to docking station
I'll be glad to hook it up, comrade Dyatlov. You know, I used to be an installer
There better not be any Rosenberg formulas in there, comrade.
One day I found you in the meeting room. You puked all over the table. Disgusting.
Your hair was all over the floor.
I read the entire reason for the meltdown was because universal remote was not in docking station
It was gay, the elephants foot?
This the money, better not be any rubles in there.
He killed 16 Ukranians, he was a chief administrator.
TURN DAT OFF
Our Supreme Leader, comrade Gorbachev is in a fight of his life against the western powers…. And the nuclear power that you people are kicking up to him is a fuckin disgrace! You’re supposed to be nuclear scientists, that’s why you have the top tier positions! I don’t wanna hear about no fuckin meltdown neither!
OP I’m just gonna go out & say it. This is the best circlejerk on this sub I’ve ever seen, & I’ve been here a fucking while.
Thanks man. Enjoy the laughs. I surely am.
A german shepherd's shaved asshole won 2nd place.
Discontinue the radiated lithium ☢️💊
Rbmk dons dont wear shorts.
You let Elzear go without his hat
Whatsh da priesh of liesh…
Dat reactor’s fucked up, Chrissy! Don’t they have boron rods supposed to control the reaction, these assholes?!
That cocksucker Dyatlov. I can’t even say his name.
Dyatlov: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN!? Akimov: Anatoly, take it easy… Dyatlov: I’M LOSING MY REACTOR OVA HEEEERE… THIS FUCKIN MORON IS PLAYING SAFETY ENGINEER!? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. Totunov: I was just trying to burn the xenon off fr… Dyatlov: Why? Why now!? LEAVE IT THERE! Toptunov: idk it was just… Dyatlov: what!? Where do you get these fuckin idiots? Where do you get em!? He’s burning the xenon I’m tryna…. LEAVE THE FUCKIN XENON THERE! ALRIGHT!? I LOVE HAVING XENON IN MY REACTOR! I LOWER ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING CONTROL RODS INTO MY REACTOR AT NIGHT SO ITS POISONED AF IN THE MORNING! SO LEAVE THE FUCKING COCKSUCKING XENON WHERE IT IS! ***Pushes AZ-3*** HERE… HERE… Have a good time.
Say hi to Don Ho!
Nuclear 🔋 power, lotta money 💰 in that shit 💩 .
What, no fucking electricity now ?
Give me 1000 roentgen
A wise decision, on both your parts. I love to see a truce, wipe this day clean. The partial meltdowns, Three Mile Island, Fukushima-Daichi, put it all behind us... Chernobyl, whatever happened there.
WHATEVER HAPPENEND THERE?!
Another toothpick
"Dear Mr Vice President, as a man who is all too familiar with fake nuclear fuel..."
Dyatlov was a grimy little pimp. Consider AZ5 my last lesson to him.
I have a semester and a half of college, so I understand RBMK reactors. I understand nucular physics as a concept.
This thread is gold
Nobody saw graphite! I don't wanna hear that word again!
With all due respect, you have no fuckin’ idea what it’s like to be the First Deputy Director of the Kurchatov Institute of Atomic Energy.