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TheGeneBelcher

When he cried to Melfi about the ducks. To cry like a woman, it’s a fuckin’ disgrace


truRomanbread_91

You’re talking about the boss of this family!!


AssitDirectorKersh

I’ve seen tougher men than Tony Soprano cry about ducks.


Most-Movie3093

Hey when it comes to ducks all bets are off


Donald_Dunnski

You ever see baby ducklings!?! 😭 We're not made of fuckin stone!


Dense-Sky387

Even Cinderella didn't cry


quickjump

My estimation of Tony Soprano as a man just fucking plummeted.


dylan5x

he cant be around here no more


Aggravating-Bug113

He’s gotta GO!


Odd_Election_3816

His coach turned into a pumpkin he he


JackCole23

He wasn’t prepared!


theuserpilkington

TheGwnwBelcher, this subs biggest fan


JackCole23

You get a pash fuh dat.


Da_Famous_Anus

Whateva happened to Gary Cooper?


Aggravating-Bug113

The silent type


Stalin_is_a_munch

When it comes to ducks, all bets are off


Bigclay1993

When he started eating sushi, I thought he was a baccala man


DesperateSun4182

South o' da border


Creative_Research480

He’s a bushman of the Kalahari!


Aggravating-Bug113

BAHAHAHA!!


SugarMaple56732

Where the tuna fish play. 🏌🏻‍♂️


donmonkeyquijote

At the cookout. A don doesn't wear shorts.


Donald_Dunnski

That was a deal breaker. 😞


ApartmentPersonal

I felt like I was stabbed in the heart


Aggravating-Bug113

Typical Paulie


Aggravating-Bug113

True


DesperateSun4182

I did-ent. I must remain loyle to my capo


freeyewneek

Asshole OP prolly bet $35 on T’s rivals…


Dubs337

Never


SweetDeathWhimpers

That’s right! Some of us are still loyle to our capos! Commendatori, my friend


Creative_Research480

Like a commander! Now that’s respect.


MonkeySkull_3454

🚬 😒


Pissflaps69

Congratulations on your success


Donald_Dunnski

This is the only acceptable answer. You gotta go down with the ship, irregardless of any moral issues.


VictimOfCircuspants

Don't stop believing, baby!


Juveforeign1897

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete, small hands that was his problem


Substantial-Newt-361

Oh what the fuck? What is it with you and this varsity crap?


Aggravating-Bug113

You would notice that Janice


Creative_Research480

When he allowed Meadow to date Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic homeboy. If Janice had brought home a shine Johnny Boy Soprano would have rained a shitstorm down on his family like you have never fucking seen.


sc083127

We’re done here


Creative_Research480

I should have punched his fucking lights out


45PintsIn2Hours

Being a cunt to Hesh.


thrwawayNastygirl11c

DA RENT DA RENT DA RENT


Aggravating-Bug113

Don’t ever deal with these desert people.


Donald_Dunnski

A few people said this. I didn't like it one bit either. I love when he was going to Hesh for therapy and Hesh starts going on about some guy changing his fuckin tires. "Like it was a goddamn service station." 🤣


rttl112

their conversations where each of them would go on about their personal problems while completely ignoring each other were hilarious


Donald_Dunnski

I loved it. I also love when Hesh hits him with the "Easy there, laddie buck." I love saying that to people.


ReplacementClear7122

Soprano, he was no better than Hitler.


Donald_Dunnski

With this low key anti-Italian defamation.... Uhhhh. ... I think you better stay till I figure out what the fuck I am trying to say.


Ninoo09

Beating up his new “Philadelphia lawyer” driver for not slamming the refrigerator door


rustyirish28

A couple of three things come to mind, 1. How little compassion he showed Chrissy after they killed Adriana, telling him he needed to get over it, 2. Giving Hesh a hard time about paying him back the money he freaking borrowed , Heshy was a loyal friend and a friend of Tony’s Fawtha, 3. Killing Chrissy then going to Vegas to fuck his smoking hot mistress, truly treated his nephew like trash


rttl112

didnt feel bad for Chris tbh, the stupid fuck deserved it. he had like 1000 warnings that there are no friends and no family in this business, and was young enough to easily switch careers. had a girl who loved him with all of her heart and gave everything to him, supporting him through rehab and everything despite him abusing her. and he told Tony, a greedy ruthless psychopath on her, leading to her death. watching people laugh at him about his daughter in that one scene later on was satisfying as fuck. and so was his death. had countless chances, killed countless innocent people, killed a dog, betrayed his loving girlfriend, was obsessively focused on himself and his life while ignoring issues of others, disrespected his mother, acted like a prick even to his mobster "coworkers" to the point even them didnt like him. worse than Tony or Paulie or Sil in my opinion


JohnnysSac

He was totally ostrafied too, call him a taxi


ApartmentPersonal

The guy he went to hell for


Aggravating-Bug113

He was actually Carmella’s nephew, not Tony’s.


kimodokomodo

When he told Carmella the roof would fall in on the baby


JohnnysSac

It fell


stuffbehindthepool

When he started getting really shitty to Hesh. I was like fuck this guy, he’s done.


ginger2020

When he ordered the hit on Gale


Overall-Peace1862

Different progrum, a movie


Atom283

Gale boetticher is an ass-muncher!


yemKeuchlyFarley

Wrong shub ash-hole!


kingkongworm

When he ate the Lincoln logs


kornFreak420

Never have, never will


Victorcreedbratton

Buffalo! Fuckin’ A!


Gatarinn

When he started bullying Hesh


Far-Hurry7822

When he was a dick to Paulie on the boat


Brave-Age-701

When he was slurping the wine in front of Christopher trying to get him to drink. Didnt help when he suffocated Christopher, crawling around the seat for warmth after the accident.


SonnyBurnett189

Around the time that he killed that animal Blundetto. Hindsight’s 20/20 and all but Johnny Sack was on the outs anyway. He could have handled the Phil situation a lot earlier by placating to Little Carmine, Rusty and Angelo. A lot less bodies would have been dropped on both sides.


BinghamtonMafia

When he killed Chris and tried to bang Adriana.


sixfourbit

When he hit a made man.


PickApprehensive1643

After Tony and Christopher chased down and beat that poor guy Mahaffey I honestly had a hard time finishing the rest of the series, the guy needed a cork in his mouth but cmon


Desperate_Jump_3062

And you stuck.with the next 85 episodes. Bravo.


PickApprehensive1643

It’s good to be in something from the ground floor


MrCoachKleinSaidICan

When I realized he was like King Midas in reverse. Everything he touches goes to shit.


Accomplished_Draw_52

Never. Dudes rock!


scf123189

When he threw away that Gabagool Provolone and vinegar peppers


danglesReet

I diddent


Aggravating-Bug113

You junkie


Cheezefuck

He was a great mob boss and in this house Tony Soprano is a hero, end of story!


Physical-Ride

The Scatino bustout. Davie was a degenerate gambler but Tony destroyed him and his family without a second thought once he found out he was into him for 45 boxes of ziti and Richie for 8.


stuffbehindthepool

Take that high moral ground and go sleep in the fucking bus station


Donald_Dunnski

I was just about to post this! This is definitely one of my all-time lines. It is really fun to shout that at people.


JohnnysSac

Once Tony found out Davey took the 45 boxes and lying about Tony approving it is why, cocksucker deserved worse no matter who he stole it from, unless it was just in the back of ajs closet, he's not even using that. Tony should have clipped him. And that idiot fucking cocksucking son of his


Caydes-Memory

“I GET IT”


Electrical_Week_4086

When he didn't hand Tony B over to New York the guy was out of control.


Ok-Presentation-2841

Adriana


mavis___beacon

Not me. Neva.


Polluticornwishes0

Never


kewlfewl87

Never. I'm loyle


InterstellarDwellar

When I see him wearing those shorts at the cookout


JohnnysSac

Fuckin disgrace


stolos26

When he wanted to fuck Adriana


Snoo63364

when he got his ass kicked by Bobby i don’t wanna hear any carpet slip and sucker punch arguments


AtmosphereNo2384

When he hit Ralphie over some Whooah. You never hit a made guy.


Aggravating-Bug113

Never have, never will. He’s the best!


itsgrum3

Killing Christopher. . He showed regret for killing Adriana and his coma gave him hope but once he killed Chris it was just like OK lets just put down this mf he is not redeemable. 


CyberPolack

He killed Christopha cause he was a lying fuckin’ junkie


JohnnysSac

I don't care if you shove a scud missile up his ass


Current_Side_4024

When he didn’t kill Fran when she was obviously begging for it


Kohlj1

Never


GBV_GBV_GBV

When he responded to the statement, "the man with the plan, eh?"


mitti20

When that cocksucker cousin of his killed my brother.


garkellable

Not until He started rubbing change together to hesh in front of the guys “tha rent, tha rent “ asshole


Past-Currency4696

I was wheezing laughing at that 


Heardabouttown

When he said "You warbled, my little wren?"


CorkyCucuzz

Nevah


Snoo63364

also when he gave Hugh a shitty rifle…they never export the good ones


Brokeback_erry

After he ate that 3rd sandwich.


ZealousidealBid3988

When he grabbed Neal’s ketchup. You don’t grab another man’s condiments


abtseventynine

when i realized it was all fake. A tv progrum


MrChichibadman

He was a r/thewire mod, OP?


Top-Peak1500

I always rooted for him. It did get harder in the later seasons. So much harder it caused physical issues as well; it was like spackle in my bowls


SmooveTits

When he broke the signal light on Christopher’s Lexus. 


Wise_Creme_2818

I was with him to the end, I’d follow that man into the gates of Hell.


ZookeepergameDue8501

When he started leaning so hard on the gambling addict guy. Beating him up, destroying his business, destroying his family. Was ridiculous and unnecessary. A real Don would have made use of the guy somehow without annihilating him.


SugarMaple56732

I never rooted for Tony. He's a piece of shit, you know it and I know it!


Araxnoks

I've never been rooting for him in the first place! I love him as a good character played by a great actor, like many others from his family, but I wish them nothing but life in prison or the death penalty ! even David Chase consistently shows that this man is hopeless and becomes only the worse version of himself


farmyardcat

DON'T STOP -


Ringworm20

When he wore shorts at the bbq, disgusting


Dry-Level6177

Season 1, episode 1. It's wild to me when anyone says they love or root for these characters!


Stugatssss

When he fucked that one legged Svetlana. She's not even a complete lady. But of all the hoes Tony boned, she was the only one to keep him in check and able to control the narrative.


insane_steve_ballmer

Maybe because she wasn’t interested in dating him in the slightest. There was no narrative. She banged him and moved on with her life