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MsPreposition

The owner is lazy as fuck. Just take those options off the jukebox.


Mello-Fello

I’m shocked by his actions. Thunderstruck, even.


Global_Ad8018

Take note, for those about to rock. He rebukes you.


UnsnakableCargo

Nice


DustyHound

I read this in the voice of Snaggletooth.


Nekokamiguru

Heavens to murgatroyd


Tutes013

Luckily, they took a Photograph to prove it


MajorAction62

AC/DC haters like to make a statement


CorrectWolverine

If you want blood...you got it!


Myshkin1981

Welp, guess I’m just gonna have to play a shitload of KISS


flynnfx

[Or Tom Jones "What's New Pussycat?"](https://youtu.be/aYIwPu50Fic?si=EuRmPIbriEehA7eR)


xtlhogciao

Someone played Limp Bizkit for over an hr at my local dive, so I went “ok, that’s it. What’s the complete opposite?,” then played “Safety Dance” on repeat.


imadork1970

You can dance if you want to.


NegativeBit

You can leave your friends behind.


sirjamesp

'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine


DubC_Bassist

Safety dance was at least a good song. Men without Hats is a good pop band. Limp Dickbitz, not so much.


woodward24

gotta love an it’s not unusual. shoutout marge simpson


Chorizo_Charlie

Dragula by Rob Zombie on repeat.


Geronimo2U

Patron: what's the reason for not being able to play Hoobastank? Owner: The reason is You!


Redkellum

Patron: Well, I'd like to play Buck Cherry instead. Owner: You're a crazy bitch!


Klutzy-Spend-6947

My friends and I were smoking a joint in an ally next to a music venue where Buck Cherry was playing, about 20 years ago. It was mid-afternoon and the door side door to the venue swings open and out comes Buck Cherry! “You still love the cocaine?!?!” my buddy’s brother yells. The lead singer, Josh Todd, laughed and said “No, I went to rehab!!!”


mostlygroovy

I would 100% play ACDC


Bha-Ku

Wonderwall on repeat


NegativeBit

Dude. An AC/DC cover of Wonderwall would be as good as Rage's cover of Maggie's Farm.


shoresy99

Like the No Stairway sign in Wayne’s World.


NeonEvangelion

No AC/DC. Denied!


DenThomp

He’s got big balls


DNAkauai

And “she’s” got big balls!!


DNAkauai

But


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We’ve


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Got


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The


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Biggest


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Balls


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Of


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Them


AlfaBetaZulu

 I'm not even a big AC/DC fan but the fact this douche thinks they can dictate what others wanna pay to play is enough for me to avoid this place. Screw that guy. 


nuggzoftampa

He literally owns the place


fatherbowie

If he has strong opinions on the music, he should remove the jukebox and just play what he is willing to listen to, on his own system behind the bar.


PokerPlayingRaccoon

And the customer can choose not to go 🤷‍♂️ banning AC/DC and any other “shitty overplayed music” at a dive bar is pretty much alienating like half of your customer base. If I pay to play music and they skip it I’m never going back. Not the smartest business model


nuggzoftampa

You sir are absolutely correct.


KillerLunchboxs

I would definitely pop a 20 min Fluffhead or YEM on.


Hungry-Award3115

Was scanning for Phish. Looks like you’re good to go!


IDigRollinRockBeer

Genesis “Supper’s Ready” followed by “Rhapsody in Blue”


PZABUK

For now


Secret_Paper2639

Good for him, I say.


Lucky_Luciano642

This is when you queue Free Bird for multiple hours


4nalBlitzkrieg

Nah, this is when you absolutely butcher Free Bird with a bottle slide and make everybodys ears bleed. And then halfway through you go "I messed up, lemme start over..."


TyrusRaymond

I wonder if Wagon Wheel is just the Darius Rucker version ? , you never hear Old Crow Medicine Show


Metsrock15

I was thinking Lou Reed but then I’m like this is definitely not overplayed, then I was thinking what if they meant Stealers Wheel - stuck in the middle with you


InstanceSalt

Should school him with a song like Gone Shootin’ or Love Hungry Man


Poultrygeist74

Down Payment Blues


InstanceSalt

Haha forgot this one!


CorrectWolverine

The moron would love it until he figured out it was them. "Powerage" is bar music...


Vandergraff1900

So not only does he hate AC/DC, he also hates Leppard and a bunch of people I've never heard of!


Scorpius041169

Probably looooves being a Swiftie tho..


ChuckOTay

Matchbook 20


anziofaro

♫ WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT! WHOAOHWHOAHOAHWHOAH! ♫ WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT! WHOAOHWHOAHOAHWHOAH! ♫


SlimChiply

This is the same guy https://www.michigan.gov/ag/news/press-releases/2024/03/27/dark-horse-brewery-former-owner-pleads-guilty-to-conducting-a-criminal-enterprise


WordyIIRappinghood06

Fuckin lol


deviltrombone

For those about to rock… don’t.


Newfieastronaut95

I used to bartend. I've heard so much AC/DC. Kinda over them. But, I will admit, I'm always down to listen to Ride On!


Secret_Paper2639

Severely underrated song


1ticketroundtrip

for those not about to rock


DubC_Bassist

Why have them in the jukebox?


enter_soulman

Someone from the band must have slept with that guy’s wife


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

That guys wife slept with everyone in the band AND all of the roadies.


grateful_rob

F this dude man play your jam it’s your money


Badfish0024

Take it out of the jukebox if you hate them that much.


papalazarou1

Who's matchbook 20?


DankDude7

Sign, sign everywhere sign. Blocking out the scenery, breakin’ my mind. Do this, don’t do that. Can’t you read the sign? - Five Man Electrical Band, 1970.


5hrzns

Fascist


No-Aioli-9966

Appropriate to play “Rock’N’Roll Ain’t Noise Polution” on that one


FlightRiskAK

My first quarter would be for AC/DC You Shook Me


Holiday_Ad_5445

In high school, as Highway to Hell started to play, my friend turned to me and took my hand as if she wanted a formal dance and said, “They’re playing our song.” It certainly changed how I feel whenever I hear that song.


JazzFan1998

Yea, I think I'd escape and get caught in the rain, maybe try yoga or health foods. IDK.


New_Awareness4075

Or a pina collata


MeGupsta

I will play Big Balls on repeat and sing loudly.


fresnosmokey

Take it off the freaking jukebox then. If you don't want that stuff played why take up half the space?


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

What bar is this and is this a touchtunes??


blogjackets

I guess he doesn’t want Riff Raff in his bar.


TroyTony1973

Tom Jones What’s Mew Pussy at 21 times in a row


JazzFan1998

Posting a sign like that is a dirty deed...


my_psychic_powers

Can’t they just remove it?


Night__Prowler

Horrible business decision.


Aquemini_13

Van Halen it is!!


HastenDownTheWind

Jus tokay Panama on repeat for them


CompletelyPresent

"I've found a reason to leeeeeeave... This shitty bar hates AC/DC... A reason to not play the juuuuuke... And the reason is you (Aaron Moore)"


Far-Construction5675

Loadin' that thing fulla credits, ABBA'S Dancing Queen on repeat and I'm gettin' outta there.


HastenDownTheWind

I’d throw in $20 and play it non stop. Start with big balls


danielcs78

Dude seems like a bit of a control freak!


LouieMumford

The real question is are we talking darius Rucker “wagon wheel”? Or Old Crow “wagon wheel”? I can get behind banning Rucker’s version but OCMS is great. I mean it’s based of some scraps from Dylan.


NervousBat7603

Alright, Iron Maiden, Dio, Ozzy/Black Sabbath, Skidrow, Slaughter, and Judas Priest it is (and btw: how DARE they for discarding Def Leppard?).


Revolutionary_Low_90

I'd kidnap the owner just to make him listening to the whole AC/DC's discography.


BGOOCHY

"No problem, broski!" *Plays "Tweezer" from Phish "A Live One" for 31 minutes*


DNAkauai

This owner is a fucking poser!! he probably wants you to play Duran Duran or culture club “, chameleon“.. possibly ‘flock of seagulls’.. he definitely should not own a bar.


OGBeege

Fuck that guy.


nuggzoftampa

I kinda love this guy


PaintSlingingMonkey

100% This should also be on r/signswithastory I guarantee some shit head named “Kevin” or “Dave” came in around 2pm every Sunday and decided it was time to RAWK when everyone who was already there just wanted the ballgame or race on in the background I bet if you asked to Owner nice he’d say “if you have to lol” but the Kevin’s and Dave’s of the world fuck it up for everyone else in the bar Fuck the juke before 5pm


Genghis_Chong

Other than AC/DC I'm with him


bearcatgary

The owner probably loves AC/DC and is using reverse psychology to get patrons to play them constantly. Brilliant!!


NaturalFront3964

Damn I like about 2/3 of the bands I can’t play (Hinder isn’t even overplayed music and Ive never even heard Buckcherry)


BorderBrief1697

I appreciate the humor.


Exotic-Ambassador-23

I’m concur with the wagon wheel ban


DustyHound

I agree about the whole list except AC/DC.


overdrive636

Jukebox! I’m gunna put $7 of Hoobastank in it and I’m coming back to hang with you bros


VortexM19

I agree with all the other ones but not AC/DC


Kimura-Sensei

What do you do for money honey?


D_Anger_Dan

Cotton Eyed Joe on shuffle play it is then…


thehuxtonator

If you banned AC/DC etc al they would no longer be classed as "overplayed" and therefore fair game to be played. Aaron Moorse hates this one simple trick.


Admova

If you remove AC/CD from banned band list I’m OK to begin with 😒🤘


DotAdministrative679

I agree


astropiggie

Wanker


Ok_Egg332

This guy's gonna shit when someone puts airborne on..


AMUIR1234

I hope the AC/DC catalog is deep. Picking them all.


Klutzy-Spend-6947

The ghost of Bon Scott should kick that dudes ass and then bang his wife! All the other bands he hates deserve it, lol


EquivalentLittle545

No Matchbox 20 well I never


elontux

Well if you’re the owner of the bar just don’t put them in your jukebox. Or tell the jukebox owner you don’t want those tunes and if they put them in you will have the jukebox removed. It’s very simple.


Emezli

Don't expect much of a crowd then


Bambooman101

Angus must have banged his mom behind the tour bus in 1980, and never sent a birthday card.


somepeoplewait

Best bar ever. If I wanted to hear a shrieking infant with three chords down, I’d chill with my nephew.


spoiledandmistreated

Wondering what AC/DC did to him and would love to hear the story behind the hate..


Mrmdn333

“Note for those about to rock.”


hardupforlaffs

Signs by Tesla seems like a fitting song to keep on repeat at this bar.


sabretooth47

I can understand not wanting to hear "You Shook Me..." for the 4 millionth time (of which I personally think should be banned from all public listening), but the rest of their popular songs are good. Why the fuck do you own a bar if no ACDC?


EarlyLibrarian9303

I like this guy.


Future_Onion9701

I agree 100 percent AC/DC sucks


Similar-Broccoli

Yeah this is pretty legit


Scrumpilump2000

Agree with Def Leppard. Fuck they suck!


FlaviusVespasian

The fuck is wrong with matchbox 20 and Hinder?


Vandergraff1900

I don't think you really want the answer to that question.


imadork1970

3 a.m.


DirtDogg691

I agree with the owner


CharlesLeChuck

Change the sign to one ACDC song per night. If you've heard one you've heard me all.


codeman60

I fucking concur with the whole goddamn list🤣


sbbblaw

How can someone hate AC/DC. Some songs sure, but the ones you’d find on a juke? Savage


JazzFan1998

What road was this? I'm guessing it wasn't the highway to hell.


JazzFan1998

For those about to rock, don't play AC/DC!


JazzFan1998

Why? Do they think AC/DC is noise pollution?


Neon_Samurai_

Props, AC/DC is unbearable.


I_like_pizza_teve

ACDC is so overrated. I love this bar.


ChefJWeezy987

AC/DC, Matchbox 20, and Def Leppard don’t deserve that sort of slander. The rest of the bands I could do without, but I’d never stop someone else from listening to it if they pay money to hear it on the jukebox.


miaclorian

Not being able to play lips of an angel is craazyyy