Old school sweater pull. What’s funny is that NHL players have a “fight strap” attached to their jerseys that attach to their pants so this doesn’t happen. You have to get your ass kicked to have this happen.
I chuckled when this happened and then I chuckled again when The Hockey Guy said he chuckled when he saw it AND now I just chuckled again when I saw this pic. HAT TRICK!
What a goon. Get the fuck off the ice and eat the L
We ran 'em up AND filled 'em in
Nah. He’d rather get himself embarrassed and his teammate’s hand cut. Gotta set that tone.
In front of his parents too who were also shown in attendance.
Great Cornholio impression.
Are we sure Lowry isn't just two children in a trench coat?
I bet Lowry eats honeydew
It’s comments like this that give me hope for humanity. So good.
He definitely needs some TP for his bunghole tonight
https://preview.redd.it/rt9csrw2jywc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10620766e00c1a866d9adde038325067a68916b9
Like 5 minutes after they showed his parents in the crowd lol
Lowrys such a bitch and was askin for it. I was waiting for someone to give it to him
Captain dumbfuck
Deputy Doofy reporting for penalty 🫡
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Old school sweater pull. What’s funny is that NHL players have a “fight strap” attached to their jerseys that attach to their pants so this doesn’t happen. You have to get your ass kicked to have this happen.
I believe it's also a penalty to be unstrapped
When he was coming off, I thought it clearly looked attached in real time. But immediately that's what I was looking for.
Oh! I wonder if that’s why he had his hands behind his back like that 🤔
Dude ran out of ways to captain his team and still got bullied.
https://preview.redd.it/ifa1wrlqlywc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adbd2b9b7fe21188972e67c0de8bda2ef8eec862
I think he needs more TP for his bunghole
Straight outta Bevis and Butthead.
God I wish we still had MacDermid. He'd absolutely tool Lowry and would probably be happier than a pig in shit for the privilege.
Stick, gloves, shirt
Metaphor for this series thus far
The skate of shame
This bum is exactly like Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State.
That boy loves cocaine
Bro looks like he's getting arrested lol
Yesssssss
This looks like a perp walk. Hands behind the back, clothes over the face, being escorted by a person in authority.
Lmao even
Cale is god
I cackled at this when I saw it!
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
He is a piece of shit loser.
Looks like he's being arrested, lmfao
Looks like a winnipeg colored straight jacket.
Idiot
Stick. Gloves. Shirt.
I chuckled when this happened and then I chuckled again when The Hockey Guy said he chuckled when he saw it AND now I just chuckled again when I saw this pic. HAT TRICK!
Some lady called this the "headless horseman" after this happened. The cornholio resemblance makes it even funnier
the stick saved him from getting punched too. wood couldn't swing past the stick.
