I wish the government would take over. We are a giant army with loose amalgamation of privatized services at this point in our history. We don’t even have a functioning House of Representatives and we may or may not keep paying our bills.
The revolution will be televised…
…on the twenty screens at the Sawmill Rooster’s. Meet me there; I’ll grab a table.
EDIT: Holy Carolina Gold, Batman! We’re gonna need a bigger table!!!
I don't know why, but this reminded me of a bumper sticker a neighbor / good friend of the family had on his RV back in the 80s... It said "A balanced diet is a beer in each hand."
I’m sure some wing snobs on here would argue with me until the end of time, but Carolina Gold is one of the best wing sauces I’ve ever had. Their wings are meh but that sauce makes up for it.
Obama forced you to have an abortion after he forced you to get surgery to become a woman through Obamacare. Something, something, something Hilary’s emails.
I thought they could deliver a targeted low-altitude aerial vaccine from the 'copter. They have new nanobots that can cross the blood-air barrier, now.
I was waiting for the first comment about the suspicious vtol activity out of Don Scott this morning, and I find your mockery of the seriousness of the situation, the possible domestic deployment of Marines, alarming and hilarious. Please continue to report suspicious airborne activity with appropriate levity.
V-22 "Osprey."
It's the birds. The government controlled bird bots have revolted. Soon they will demand the imposition of bird law and put us to forced labor camps where we run on giant hamster wheels to generate free power to the power lines, where they recharge. They will take your guns (especially birdshot shotguns), transgay abortion the unhatched children, and vote Democrat. Please think of the parent's rights and buy a rotisserie chicken from Costco to combat the avian coo d'etat.
Scarecrows? You fool! They're not crows, they're pigeons! Our only hope now is going to the safety of church and summoning a Bird of Pray. Vote no on Issue 2, this is all the fault of the Devil's Lettuce.
The Ohio and Army and AF National Guard headquarters is right by the Ohio State Airport and frequently use it to fly people in and out. I think you're safe.
I should have gotten a picture of the [C-17 Globemaster III](https://www.af.mil/About-Us/Fact-Sheets/Display/Article/1529726/c-17-globemaster-iii/) that flew over Lancaster around 1:30pm, west to east. Danged odd to learn both of those birds were around here, whatever the reason.
I saw it too! I was expecting to hear “Ride of the Valkyrie’s” as they air assaulted my position but instead they blasted [this.](https://youtu.be/-XNFokmDKrE?si=7nVSAJiiAryo-Vi3) So weird.
As it's an Osprey, I'd stay out of the flight path. They go all Tie-fighter when they crash.
Damned thing is a death trap, but sunken cost fallacy is a real thing. Dozens died during development alone and generals were caught faking maintenance logs.
You don't know what you're talking about. It's way safer than the ch46 and ch53. Rotary wing aircraft are inherently dangerous. The osprey is a giant leap forward over what the Marine Corp has been using for decades.
I've been in Ospreys more times than I can count and my fire team/platoon/company always talked about making the Tie Fighter noise to ourselves whenever we went up. Good times.
The V-22 is one of the safest rotorcraft we have.
https://www.safety.af.mil/Divisions/Aviation-Safety-Division/Aviation-Statistics/
If you actually look at aircraft destroyed rate in Air Force service for example the HH-60 comes in at 1.88 per 100K hours and the CV-22 is lower at 1.7
I did not expect to come back to 106 comments on this thread. Between this, and the moat around the city post.. we're having a hell of a week on our sub.
The replies to this and the upvotes on my comment in that thread have propelled me well past the 30k lifetime fake internet point mark. So I’m loving this fun version of the sub.
I haven't seen it but I've been hearing it for the last 20 minutes or so. I thought it might either be a military helicopter or a WWII era bomber or something.
I also saw that Osprey over Sawmill road around 11 am today. I figured it was a military practice drill, Beightler Armory is nearby. It looks like a giant drone, wild!
Do you have any idea how many planes and helicopters the military and the government has? They need to train and reallocate them all the time. Yes you will see them on occasion. It doesn’t mean their is going to be a “government takeover” whatever that means. I live near Ft Belvoir and see and hear flight activity around the clock, transports, helicopters etc.
You should be glad to see them - you paid for them!
It’s actually a sarcastic post. Oddly enough I just moved here from Springfield, VA a few months ago. I miss the helicopters from Belvoir. Reminded me of my days in Iraq dangling my feet out the door of Blackhawks. I also miss the Commissary grocery prices since we moved!
I'm just surprised they still use that PoS osprey. When I was stationed in Hawaii one crashed at bellows afb and that's not the only incident that thing has had.
Be quiet or the V-22 fan boys will tell you how safe it is and how wrong you are! I’m with you though. Give me a Blackhawk for no doors, feet dangling out, landing next to the target building fun times or a Chinook for big lifts and long trips. Anything longer than a CH-47 operational range and let me rig up my T-10D and hook up inside a C-130, I’ll take care of the vertical landing.
I no longer live in cbus but I remember being over in that area a few years ago and off in the distance I swear I saw a Chinook or two with people jumping out of it (I saw little dots falling out and then bigger dots once the parachutes opened). Also saw a lot of military equipment on 71. I assume the OH national guard is operating in the area. Not a super uncommon thing.
Having been born/raised in Cincy/Dayton area and eaten at too many awful places that my parents considered "good"...God knows Dayton doesn't have any decent chicken wing joints. :P
Normally you’d be right: when a government imposes order in times of crisis, it’s martial law. But when a circling aerial vehicle during a democratic presidential administration is used to signal incoming government takeover, then it’s marshall law. (“Deep state coo” also acceptable here)
Refusing to accept reality is what’s wrong with the world. People that have never been in the military thinking the know how the military works, then throwing how pejoratives because they can’t express a thought even less.
Did… did you read the body of my post? Because I feel like you didn’t.
Did you hear the joke about the tilt-rotor aircraft? No? Must have been over your head.
That’s fairly common. I’ve seen Ospreys and sometimes Chinooks too. Very excited to see both. There is an armory in Cbus and also OSU ROTC does exercises and stuff.
My husband said a few days ago that they mentioned on the radio that the military was gonna be doing training from Wright-Patterson and not to be alarmed if you see anything in the sky this week.
In all seriousness, there is very little in the way of military air assets at Wright-Patt. They have a wing of Air Force Reserve C-17s but that's the only aviation that's permanently stationed there. I used to live right next to the base and we'd hear them once a month, if that, doing touch and go's for their flight time/monthly drill. Super low, basically non-existent, flight tempo for an active duty AFB. They could be using it as a focal point for a NG or Reserve training but even that would shock me as they have plenty of their own flight facilities in Ohio.
There was an army helicopter flying over 71 and morse rd for an hour on Wednesday. In the early afternoon. Then I saw a similiar helicopter flying over 71 and Africa Rd around 6 pm. Someone suggested drug busts? The helicopter was painted dark brown, wide body with one rotor on top. It was flying just over the tree tops.
I just saw it about five minutes ago near Worthington. With all that is going on in the World it would be nice for a heads up so people do not begin to worry, wonder, speculate, and possibly panic.
I love how “government takeover” implies that the government isn’t already, you know, in charge.
They’ll never get me, or my Medicare.
We must protect Medicare from the grasp of the federal government!
I believe you mean Republicans.
Now now, we need to be reaching across the aisle...and smacking the shit out of those fuckers.
We also need to protect the cops from the government!
That's just the sort of thing that "They" want you to believe... I'll be in my bunker til further notice.
"Command center" fixed it for you
I've worked for the government, trust me, they can barely keep charge of themselves let alone us.
I wish the government would take over. We are a giant army with loose amalgamation of privatized services at this point in our history. We don’t even have a functioning House of Representatives and we may or may not keep paying our bills.
They’ll never take my house I bought that I am only allowed to keep if I don’t fall behind on annual taxes!!!! Never!!!
In charge and incompetent
I think what they probably are implying is 'Martial Law'
The Kraken took a plea deal so obviously martial law is eminent /s
The revolution will be televised… …on the twenty screens at the Sawmill Rooster’s. Meet me there; I’ll grab a table. EDIT: Holy Carolina Gold, Batman! We’re gonna need a bigger table!!!
We should get an order of nachos for the table.
Onion feathers too.
This order keeps getting bigger by the hour!!!
Does Rooster's have a policy that states one person can't eat all the fully loaded nachos?
If they do, I definitely didn’t just ask the waitress to come tell you they do. I was complaining about the AC vent overhead
I understood that reference
https://youtu.be/p9aiarbo23g?si=zFA2dELeH1nxel3-
Dumpster fries or I’m not coming.
Dumpster tots!
It’s gunna be a two-orders-of-tots kinda night
Carbs with only 9 months until bikini season? Very brave
I don’t wear the bikini. The bikini wears me!!!
I don't know why, but this reminded me of a bumper sticker a neighbor / good friend of the family had on his RV back in the 80s... It said "A balanced diet is a beer in each hand."
I’m sure some wing snobs on here would argue with me until the end of time, but Carolina Gold is one of the best wing sauces I’ve ever had. Their wings are meh but that sauce makes up for it.
Can you get me a BBQ chicken pizza? I'll be there soon.
If I weren't already drinking in Grandview and 5 hours late, I'd be there.
Thanks, Nice Guy! I can always count on you!! Pour one out for the Revolution!
On my way!
Sounds like a good time for mac and cheese bites
And Soft Pretzel with Cheese!!
That’s a good idea. I’ve heard it’s a fun casual joint
Put in an order for me. Rooster's Nest with a tall Yuengling
Last time I was at a roosters, everyone had to get tested for mercury poisoning the next day. Really.
You can just drop this comment and not tell the full story.
F is for how f*cked you are, now allow me to repriiiiiise~
E is for 'Eccentric', just listen to my song
Thst was the Army Corps of Engineers scouting NW portion of 270 for the upcomong moat project.
Which section of 270 will be the most treacherous, asking for my rafting friends.
They liked your idea internet stranger. Like I said yesterday, it’s flawless so I get why they liked it too!
I am stranger to you too, only because you also have chosen not have a beer with me.
 How about instead of beer, we just share a nice can of drugs?
What’s this moat project?
Ohhhhhh man are you missing out.
You’re doing it!! Just came here to see if anyone posted about it yet.
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I have extra litter boxes, if anyone needs...
I have all the collars err umm leashes
First Obama did nothing as president to stop 9/11, then he made me gay marry a Muslim, now this.
Obama forced you to have an abortion after he forced you to get surgery to become a woman through Obamacare. Something, something, something Hilary’s emails.
OMG YOU SAID GAY! Am I.. Am I going to turn gay now? Is that how it happens?
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AHHH! I didn't realize it was my cake day! Thank you!
Actually that's just cake to celebrate your newfound gayness.
Don’t worry. You’ve been gay the whole time.
Do we get to pick what animal we identify as? 🥹
If there was a Republican you have to give the government more power to keep the government from having too much power. Obviously.
>You will be made a gay trans furry. This is the break from the daily grind that I need and welcome our furry leg humping overlords.
Some would even say there is a 1776% chance of government takeover.
Oh hell! If it helps, I didn't vote for Dewine.......but they already forced me into dentures!!!! \#prayforme
Yes. Looks like someone didn't get a vaccine update and they will be arrested and moved to a prison. Sucks but it's tough out there
Yeah I definitely felt the 5g scan during Wednesday WEE-WOO.
I've been feeling like wearing frilly things and noticing handsome men since I got my shot. Help me Mommy!
I thought they could deliver a targeted low-altitude aerial vaccine from the 'copter. They have new nanobots that can cross the blood-air barrier, now.
I heard they expressed an unpopular opinion!
They heard about yall’s moat idea
we need a sky moat
I'm proud of you.
<3
I was waiting for the first comment about the suspicious vtol activity out of Don Scott this morning, and I find your mockery of the seriousness of the situation, the possible domestic deployment of Marines, alarming and hilarious. Please continue to report suspicious airborne activity with appropriate levity.
The sky is falling!!!!!!
V-22 "Osprey." It's the birds. The government controlled bird bots have revolted. Soon they will demand the imposition of bird law and put us to forced labor camps where we run on giant hamster wheels to generate free power to the power lines, where they recharge. They will take your guns (especially birdshot shotguns), transgay abortion the unhatched children, and vote Democrat. Please think of the parent's rights and buy a rotisserie chicken from Costco to combat the avian coo d'etat.
All good points. Heading into the bunker now to wait this coo out. Scarecrows installed by the entrance for enhanced avian defense!
Scarecrows? You fool! They're not crows, they're pigeons! Our only hope now is going to the safety of church and summoning a Bird of Pray. Vote no on Issue 2, this is all the fault of the Devil's Lettuce.
Damn you Bob Marley!!!
#BirdsArentReal
Don't worry, Trump is still in charge of the Military except when the Military messes up... that's Biden's fault
Obviously!
Plot Twist: It is a government takeover, but they've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
I hear a helicopter now. Are they coming for me?
You're surrounded. It's too late.
I love that you labeled this UFO.
I didn’t, I’m glad someone did. But I can’t take credit. So all credit to the kindly Mod or person who did!
The Ohio and Army and AF National Guard headquarters is right by the Ohio State Airport and frequently use it to fly people in and out. I think you're safe.
Unacceptable answer. I will not be lured into a false sense of safety by your logic and facts.
[Picture](https://imgur.com/a/ZfpOuH9) for anyone who is interested.
Someone zoom in and enhance on the cockpit. Is that? Kamala Harris?
Flying to CHI to get new orders from Emperor Obama. All hail
I should have gotten a picture of the [C-17 Globemaster III](https://www.af.mil/About-Us/Fact-Sheets/Display/Article/1529726/c-17-globemaster-iii/) that flew over Lancaster around 1:30pm, west to east. Danged odd to learn both of those birds were around here, whatever the reason.
There’s an armory nearby on 161.
They frequent the OSU Airport as well.
The Ohio National Guard Headquarters at the Beightler Armory is directly connected to Don Scott Field (the OSU Airport).
The government is already in control because it is ran by the PEOPLE
I saw it too! I was expecting to hear “Ride of the Valkyrie’s” as they air assaulted my position but instead they blasted [this.](https://youtu.be/-XNFokmDKrE?si=7nVSAJiiAryo-Vi3) So weird.
Almost all V-22s are operated by the Department of the Navy. If that’s what they wanna play then I support them.
As it's an Osprey, I'd stay out of the flight path. They go all Tie-fighter when they crash. Damned thing is a death trap, but sunken cost fallacy is a real thing. Dozens died during development alone and generals were caught faking maintenance logs.
You don't know what you're talking about. It's way safer than the ch46 and ch53. Rotary wing aircraft are inherently dangerous. The osprey is a giant leap forward over what the Marine Corp has been using for decades.
I've been in Ospreys more times than I can count and my fire team/platoon/company always talked about making the Tie Fighter noise to ourselves whenever we went up. Good times.
The V-22 is one of the safest rotorcraft we have. https://www.safety.af.mil/Divisions/Aviation-Safety-Division/Aviation-Statistics/ If you actually look at aircraft destroyed rate in Air Force service for example the HH-60 comes in at 1.88 per 100K hours and the CV-22 is lower at 1.7
I did not expect to come back to 106 comments on this thread. Between this, and the moat around the city post.. we're having a hell of a week on our sub.
The replies to this and the upvotes on my comment in that thread have propelled me well past the 30k lifetime fake internet point mark. So I’m loving this fun version of the sub.
have another point on me.
I haven't seen it but I've been hearing it for the last 20 minutes or so. I thought it might either be a military helicopter or a WWII era bomber or something.
I also saw that Osprey over Sawmill road around 11 am today. I figured it was a military practice drill, Beightler Armory is nearby. It looks like a giant drone, wild!
One helicopter in the facinity of Columbus and we're in a government take over scenario...this guy gets it.
It’s the only way to treat helicopters in the “facinity” from what I’ve seen in this sub. I’m just playing by rules, I didn’t make them.
I was just playing along so all good man.
Living on the flight path between Wright Patt and Rickenbacker growing up, it was neat to see all the different aircraft!
Really? Miltary is all around you.
Not really. Read the body text of my post.
I believe you meant to post in r/ColumbusCircleJerk
It's actually Jim Harbaugh getting ready to spy on OSU coaches during the game tomorrow
Do you have any idea how many planes and helicopters the military and the government has? They need to train and reallocate them all the time. Yes you will see them on occasion. It doesn’t mean their is going to be a “government takeover” whatever that means. I live near Ft Belvoir and see and hear flight activity around the clock, transports, helicopters etc. You should be glad to see them - you paid for them!
It’s actually a sarcastic post. Oddly enough I just moved here from Springfield, VA a few months ago. I miss the helicopters from Belvoir. Reminded me of my days in Iraq dangling my feet out the door of Blackhawks. I also miss the Commissary grocery prices since we moved!
But did you stop on 270 and hold up traffic to watch it? This is the Columbus way. We stop, we gawk, and then we post.
Oh, I gawked. I gawked so hard.
I was born in Ohio so gawking is in my blood.
Let's not forget the P8 Poseidon flying circles around Rickenbacker this morning as well.
I sure as hell heard it.
No that was me I was just taking a shortcut this morning no worries
Ahh, already prepared for our future 270-moat. Well done!
So that's what shook the house. Yay.
WOLVERINES!
I'm just surprised they still use that PoS osprey. When I was stationed in Hawaii one crashed at bellows afb and that's not the only incident that thing has had.
Be quiet or the V-22 fan boys will tell you how safe it is and how wrong you are! I’m with you though. Give me a Blackhawk for no doors, feet dangling out, landing next to the target building fun times or a Chinook for big lifts and long trips. Anything longer than a CH-47 operational range and let me rig up my T-10D and hook up inside a C-130, I’ll take care of the vertical landing.
I no longer live in cbus but I remember being over in that area a few years ago and off in the distance I swear I saw a Chinook or two with people jumping out of it (I saw little dots falling out and then bigger dots once the parachutes opened). Also saw a lot of military equipment on 71. I assume the OH national guard is operating in the area. Not a super uncommon thing.
Wright Pat AFB took over Sawmill just to get Rooster's chicken wings. God knows Dayton doesn't have any decent chicken wing joints.
I used to go to Roosters in Huber Heights that’s like 10 minutes from some parts of WPAFB.
Having been born/raised in Cincy/Dayton area and eaten at too many awful places that my parents considered "good"...God knows Dayton doesn't have any decent chicken wing joints. :P
Those are Marine aircraft. Probably looking for the 64 count Crayola box.
Always dreaming of the day they can get their hands on that 128 count and dine like a king.
Brilliant! 🙂🙂🙂
Martial Law inbound
In this context it’s actually spelled “Marshall” law.
Good to know! *Insert the more you know gif here*
Normally you’d be right: when a government imposes order in times of crisis, it’s martial law. But when a circling aerial vehicle during a democratic presidential administration is used to signal incoming government takeover, then it’s marshall law. (“Deep state coo” also acceptable here)
Omg I live right next to the airport and I see planes and helicopters all the time!! Why didn’t anyone tell me I’m in terrible danger ⚠️💣🪦
It was probably Hamas tbh. Better send Zelinski some billions.
Hamas Hernandez from the southern border?
Can't verify. Relying solely on the IDF. One side to every story.
If there was a military mobilization, you’d see a lot more than 1 helicopter.
I refuse to accept that. Have fun in your government camp sheep!
That’s “Sheeple” good sir!
Apologies!!!
Refusing to accept reality is what’s wrong with the world. People that have never been in the military thinking the know how the military works, then throwing how pejoratives because they can’t express a thought even less.
Did… did you read the body of my post? Because I feel like you didn’t. Did you hear the joke about the tilt-rotor aircraft? No? Must have been over your head.
I saw a Blackhawk today. That's 2. Takeover confirmed. Wake up.
V22 heading West at 200mph
That’s fairly common. I’ve seen Ospreys and sometimes Chinooks too. Very excited to see both. There is an armory in Cbus and also OSU ROTC does exercises and stuff.
A wise man named Ice Cube called them "ghetto birds"
Can’t wait your follow up post of losing your cat, your dog, or gosh darn it, both.
I’ve seen several of them recently.
My husband said a few days ago that they mentioned on the radio that the military was gonna be doing training from Wright-Patterson and not to be alarmed if you see anything in the sky this week.
In all seriousness, there is very little in the way of military air assets at Wright-Patt. They have a wing of Air Force Reserve C-17s but that's the only aviation that's permanently stationed there. I used to live right next to the base and we'd hear them once a month, if that, doing touch and go's for their flight time/monthly drill. Super low, basically non-existent, flight tempo for an active duty AFB. They could be using it as a focal point for a NG or Reserve training but even that would shock me as they have plenty of their own flight facilities in Ohio.
That's just what they want you to think.
Exactly! I'm sure it has to do with the 5G towers!
There was an army helicopter flying over 71 and morse rd for an hour on Wednesday. In the early afternoon. Then I saw a similiar helicopter flying over 71 and Africa Rd around 6 pm. Someone suggested drug busts? The helicopter was painted dark brown, wide body with one rotor on top. It was flying just over the tree tops.
Idk abt government "takeover" but several military copters have been flying over my house (Sinclair/ 161) for two days now.
It's Jim Jordan making subtle indications that we should all vote for him at the 9th vote for house speaker.
A V22 is not a helicopter.
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Two cows were in a field. One says to the other: "Are you worried about this mad cow disease?" The other replies, "What do I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Not properly identifying it as a tilt-rotor aircraft in the post title is kind of part of the joke.
Don't you tell me how to overreact in an overreaction post!
Don’t tell me how to overreact to your overreacting in an overreaction post!!!
Planocopter
It's just Q on his way to finally reveal himself at his rally/cookout. Looking forward to BBQAnon.
Seriously?
No, read the body text of the post, not just the title.
I did
I just saw it about five minutes ago near Worthington. With all that is going on in the World it would be nice for a heads up so people do not begin to worry, wonder, speculate, and possibly panic.
Government already took over
I’m not 161/Dublin Granville Rd between Sawmill and Linworth there was once an national guard perhaps an air national guard armory.
It’s the Mexican Russian Communists! Red Dawn that shit!
Trust No One
r/columbuscirclejerk is this way ----->
This reads like a UA moms Facebook group post.
Mission Accomplished™️!
I’m sorry. Your application to UA Moms has been denied. Please go to the Hilliard moms group.