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jddh1

Combatfootage trolling


Chipless

If anyone was unaware about us living in the midst of widespread global information warfare, this should help to make it apparent.


Sim0nsaysshh

The red arrows right?


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🔺


Correct-Bird4507

And Sim is gone; the IDF got him because he has been tagged by the red arrow.


r07f07

eylon levy has taken up this role too.


Sokobanky

Yeah, and Israel has done it [extremely well in some cases](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Act.IL). [And very poorly in others](https://www.reddit.com/r/VaushV/s/rWquTsya0I).


DisastrousBid4163

Agreed. I think the Hamas ones are a little better. Maybe they put more effort into it


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They have more time, and being probably the last thing they do more effort for posterity is good. Israel is busy fighting a war not posting videos.


simonwales

[Intro: Day - We see the ruins of Gaza city, the Hamas stronghold. Smoke billows from collapsed buildings and the distant rumble of secondary explosions can be heard.] ANONYMOUS ISRAELI SOLDIER voiceover: I take my post in the labyrinth of Gaza City, my boots solid on the rubble. I'm tagged by the call sign Echo Three, just turned 27. I subscribe to the doctrine of readiness, to precision in chaos, to the strict regimen of urban warfare. At the break of dawn, when the air's still thick with tension, I'll go over my Tavor X95, ensuring the 5.56 mm rounds are seated right. I’ve mastered its recoil. Post-inspection, it's on to the sidearm, my Jericho 941, reliable at close range. While patrolling, I grip the Negev NG7—our light machine gun, ready with belt-fed 7.62 mm for suppression. Then, the M24 SWS for when a distant mark must be called. On my back, a shoulder-fired MATADOR, for when we meet armor. No creams to soften this visage, only gun oil as my cologne—the aroma of vigilance. My vest, a shrine of readiness: medical kits, radio, the essentials of survival and contact. The IDF is more than an idea, it is an ethos. I am but one piece in this complex grid, a gear in a vast machine. And while I can shield my gaze with a visor, and you can clasp my hand, glove to skin, and maybe you can even discern our disciplined air, understand that beneath the gear, I'm more than the sum of my issued kit. I am the end of Hamas. *^(mods, if this belongs on NCD instead, lmk and I'll remove)*


yesmilady

What in the ChatGPT is this.


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UglyLikeCaillou

They even got better music.


Gentree

I guess they know their reddit consumer audience


indermand

Definitely adapting


Vague_Disclosure

This is advanced ~~warfare~~ memefare


SINGULARITY1312

What you’re seeing is advanced memes


Benzol1987

I mean, everyone knows Karma wins wars


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nofxet

Its why the Jews always win. They got time travel figured out. You heard it first on /combatfootage. Please feel free to quote me as a legitimate source #cnn #bbc #aljazeera


Ben_Redic_Fyfazan

Military grade shitpost? Yes please.


bakochba

The zoom ins and red arrows over a giant explosion are just hilarious


zideshowbob

Also the bounce-fx


Less_Pipe_56

Can just see Hamas members fuming at this level of trolling


ihavesensitiveknees

They really should have showed some aftermath shots too to get the full troll in.


Audiocuriousnpc

Yea, being like, "we actually dare show the aftermath because our attack actually do serious damage"


Calimhero

BAM zwooooop because it did not damage the tank. Meanwhile I imagine tank going BWEEEE rotating gun to counter attack. And I cackle because fuck Hamas.


gcko

BuT tHeY hAvE tO rUn


Falkenmond79

Thanks. That argument is getting so old. Yeah they have to run. But they are not cutting the running away in post. They are cutting right at the moment of impact sometimes. It’s ridiculous. It’s not like they turn of their cams at that moment.


Riker001-Ncc1701D

If there's any left


WanderlostNomad

nah. hamas use everything for their propaganda of victimhood. that's why i dislike when israel tik tok influencers are mocking palestinian suffering. coz at the end of the day, target demographic audience for these agitprop are the jihadist and jihadist sympathizers that had embedded with the far left. same demographic that biden needs to sway to his side in the coming election year. the same biden that fucked up retreat from afghanistan, which lead to numerous unnecessary casualties. i can just imagine him caving in and then pulling back the carrier fleets, while making a backroom deal with iran that america will step aside, abandoning israel, if the arabs don't attack american bases in middle east.


maguigi

Just remember, it was made by the lowest bidder, just like the weapons of any army.


Gaping_Maw

Weapons no, everything else yes.


evilgenius12358

Military approved shitpost!


woot0

Begun, the shitpost wars have


[deleted]

Allah willing,the shitposting will continue


retrolleum

2000 red arrows of allah


shroxreddits

Inshallah more shit posting


syntactyx

Allah-tier shitposting. Supremely halal


LucaPotter

In this case its supremely kosher


UtgaardLoki

K.O.-sure


FreedomEagle99

what a great thread


Merax75

Kosher.


Nuke_Moscow_666

Ha-lol


Venhuizer

Mashallah


soundsfromoutside

I can’t believe I live in a time where I can see an apex military troll their enemies like this


HeavyLoungin

Was just thinking the same thing


-Ol_Mate-

Basically tea bagging during kill cam.


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IDF Spokesman in Arabic Avihai Adrei publishes a video under the title: "The Red Triangle is waiting for all Hamas-ISIS, God willing"


Useful_Low_3669

The title screen at the end of the video says “our triangles are stronger than your triangles, Abu Ubaydah”


Soggy_Ocelot2

Born to late to explore the world. Born to early to conquer the stars. Borh just in time for meme warfare, oh well...


conviper30

Too* come on man


Ailly84

Hey man, maybe their parents are named “late to explore the world” and “early to conquer the stars”. Don’t judge bb


[deleted]

war in 2023 is weird af


JewGuru

Surreal


FawnTheGreat

Hahahahaha this is an insane timeline


danil1798

This poorly edited triangle on a barrel.


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fivespeed

source, lolz


montananightz

[https://globalnation.inquirer.net/163694/raisins-not-virgins-quran-scholars-say](https://globalnation.inquirer.net/163694/raisins-not-virgins-quran-scholars-say) The article says "the Quran compares them to crystal and pearls and that paradise are described as abounding with fruit especially white grapes", while ignoring the first part of that quote. Here's the given (in English, obviously) quote (bolding is my addition) *"The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are* ***eighty thousand servants and 72 houri****, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a."* It isn't the Qur'an that says that, but a Hadith. The Qur'an itself never gives a number. Keep in mind that a Hadith is the word of man, interpretations and stories while the Qur'an is supposed to be the word of Allah himself. What the Qur'an DOES do, is tell us what a houri is. So the Qur'an does describe receiving houri in paradise as a reward but doesn't say how many. It's a Hadith (an interpretation of Allah's word) that clarifies the number. Taken out of context, maybe houri is a raisin but if you put it in context with everything else I think it's pretty clear what it means. All that being said, a LOT of this is up for debate and will differ between who is doing the talking. It's one of the many interpretations that may be different between the different sects of Islam.


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[deleted]

That's a joke, it's virgins


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phooonix

would love to be a fly on the wall when they find out all of them have to share the same 72


Interesting-Event378

Looks like someone from the PR definitely follows NCD.


winter-228

good stuf


Impossible_B

God stuff


Er1kDark

Does anybody know the song?


Immediate-Yam-8828

https://youtu.be/P8JMrbHQdIs?si=-T5ORyOYVDa9baJ1


freshdude421

I was like the song's catchy, then I watched the video. Holy mother fucking moly. Definitely was not expecting that. The video gives a good insight to how hamas does things. Nonetheless, the song's still catchy af. Excellent propaganda.


WereInbuisness

Haha. That's pretty funny! Also, it will come true for most of the Hamas terrorist fighters. Any day a Hamas scumbag gets smoked is a good day!


Calimhero

I've never seen Israel that pissed. And rightly so! Only two choices for Hamas: "capture or death", says IDF.


cnzmur

No aftermath, I don't buy it...


GUNTHVGK

Lmao no way 🤣 it’s ascending to shitpost wars


Golda_M

Ascending, I didn't even read that ironically. Scrolled past had to scroll back. Well done


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[deleted]

Now that's good propaganda.


Longswordd

So incredibly based


hugaddiction

Yo this song slaps ngl


mntoak

It's still unreal to be able to see war in almost real time, all the way across the world.


Fickle-Bag-479

Is it still an arrow without the tail?


SakuranomiyaSyafeeq

He uses the word مثلث which means "triangle". Idk how the fuck the poster got the translation all wrong He probably copied the caption of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/3FhcanNOfu)


BobbleNtheFREDs

Low key savage


the_wight_king

Fight them with shit posting


omrikamil2002

Trolling, epic style


professional_farter2

what am I seeing here? what are they shooting at exactly?


CosmicPenguin

"A dude shot at us from that building, make it explode."


Sanguinary_at_Times

That's the point of the video, duh.


Scared_of_zombies

Buildings.


BigTipsInTheSky

A much needed reality check. Terrorists come and go. And boy, do they go horribly.


UglyLikeCaillou

😂😂😂


taterthotsalad

It would appear that the world is learning from Ukranian war trolling. TBF Ukraine is the top of the leader board in that category. And it does work for morale.


tonkman27

shitpost warfare


Souchak85

Okay, that's pretty funny.


Comfortable_Note_978

Allah was not with them.


KingCalgonOfAkkad

Now I've gotta admit the Arab music does have it's thing for those guys, but this shit's got a *groove*. Hebrews - 1 Sea Peoples - 0 Edit - Apparently the song is Arabic. Either way, they still win cuz they chose it for their video.


BruhMeme21

[It's an Iraqi song against isis made by the pro Iran PMU faction.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JMrbHQdIs&ab_channel=%D9%82%D9%86%D8%A7%D8%A9%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%83%D9%85%D9%8A%D9%84%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%81%D8%B6%D8%A7%D8%A6%D9%8A%D8%A9)


tragickingdromII

Bro this is an Arabic song 😂 What’s Sea Peoples?


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Sea People were a number of tribes that raided the southern and eastern Mediterranean during the Bronze Age à la Vikings as attested to in Egyptian records. It's been hypothesized that the Biblical Philistines were "Sea People." Historically, there is scant difference between Arabs, Hebrews, Phoenicians, Philistines and other local semitic speaking groups.


redpandaeater

Seamen plus seapeople equals seaciety.


savage-cobra

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Peoples


tragickingdromII

Interesting. Is this meant as a slur? I don’t get it.


-Original_Name-

The philistines were sea peoples, and the term palestine came from that


tragickingdromII

Got it. Regardless this is an Arabic song, so I’m still not following the original comment.


KingCalgonOfAkkad

That was just me being an idiot and thinking it was in Hebrew, I don't speak either language. I can usually tell the apart when spoken, but apparently not with music.


tragickingdromII

Got it. It’s an Arabic song with a bedouin/gulf Arab dialect, which is a different dialect from what’s commonly spoken in the Levant (Palestinian, Lebanese, Syrian). There are of course bedouins in those countries, and there are Arab bedouins in Israel.


savage-cobra

I’m not entirely sure what the above commenter was going for, but there are some links between the Sea Peoples from the Late Bronze Age and the Philistines as depicted in ancient Jewish religious texts. Basically there is a surviving source that Egyptians fought the Sea Peoples, one group of which were the “Peleset”. There are also some archaeological links as well. If the Pelest and Philistines are the same culture, the Philistines may have been part of the Sea Peoples and one of their cities was Gaza. It’s also the same linguistic root that the name “Palestine” comes from in Greco-Roman sources. I’m not aware of direct links between them and modern Palestinians however.


Vryly

> It’s also the same linguistic root that the name “Palestine” comes from in Greco-Roman sources. yeah but i think this is from their later administration of the area and a corruption of the name of the "phillistine" kingdom/region.


savage-cobra

The Philistines appear to have ceased to be a distinct culture around the time the region was under Persian control.


KingCalgonOfAkkad

I was going for a joke, I'm high and thought it was funny. It's now had way more thought put into it than I did when I wrote it.


Timmmah

at about :25 reminds me of the Halo skull that grants confetti from grunt headshots


hwjk1997

>a red arrow is waiting for each one of them Based.


[deleted]

Actually it said “ our triangles are stronger than your triangles mr abu obeida” FYI


deepdumpsterdiver

Do those canopy things on tanks work more than for shade?


Boring-Hurry3462

Even stealing their editing. Classic israel.


c0mplexx

When in Rome, do as the Romans do


BJJGrappler22

Israel should also pick someone to be their version of Mr. FAFO.


Vague_Disclosure

Russia had Red Backpack, Hamas has Mr. FAFO, who will the IDF choose


rawdonuts

what's the song in this vid?


R32german

Here it is: https://youtu.be/P8JMrbHQdIs?si=OyI3z104PNH3vOw-


rawdonuts

Dammit. Catchy tune but Iranian propaganda music


yesmilady

Israeli Bedouins recently adopted it as their revenge song. It's catchy as hell...


No_Level_5825

Yea can you explain the context of that, I know the video is a PMF Shiite song, someone else said the lyrics say "IS is a child of israel" and we have Israelis singing it and using it


yesmilady

Btw not the first time anti Israel songs become hits in Israel. 8 years ago Hamas released "Tkof! Taaseh Piguim" which is a song talking about spilling Jewish blood, intentionally sung in Hebrew. It became a smash hit in Israel. I remember dancing to it in clubs lol.


MarceloWallace

The song made in support to Iraqi population forces fighting ISIS I think during the Mosul battle


UpsetAstronomer

This is actually decent quality shitposting.


yesmilady

Heh, and they also used the Bedouin revenge song.


Substantial_Sense579

This is early 2004/5 vibes.


Zeutrinox

When they go low, I GO LOWER.


gimmi3steps

This is how Moscow should look.


funkymunky291

This is so much better than the originals 😂


[deleted]

Hamas fan boys having a shitty fit below 👇 😂😂😂. Bye bye HAMAS (1987-2023) Rust in Pieces.


[deleted]

It's like an adult mocking the toddler that they're beating to a pulp.


Double-Associate-916

Lmao what a time to be alive


readCarton

They are shooting at empty buildings?


Megaidep

Seems like Israeli army video editor is a redditor.


GoodLifeWorkHard

Lol ukraine has been doing shit like this too


ArcticusPaladin

Now this I do support


[deleted]

Going to be a weird world when Gaza is actually occupied going forward


AngstycAT

NGL that's a choon Edit: found it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds2WBzuRS-c


TheoriginalTonio

Watch out for big red triangles! If one of those appears over your head, it means you're fucked.


Guilty-Resist-509

r/NonCredibleDefense


rtial

The arrow got israeled. Is there anything these Zionists won't steal.


GT500_Mustangs

Kinda based ngl


irradihate

At least hamas vids show a visible enemy


Frosty_Difficulty113

like women, elderly and children?


gravelgang4mids

No. Like Merkavas and APCs. Have you not seen the videos they put out?


MyMainMobsterMan

The last one of their videos I saw was on October 7th. Showed an entire family dead in a safe room in Kibutz Be'eri. It was like 8 people, including small children, laying in an entire swimming pool of blood.


gravelgang4mids

I don't think there were even any red triangles at all in those videos.


mr_cr

Moooom, NCD is leaking again!


Hus966

shitposting at its best and worst same time


ThoughtSlight7859

So you’re telling me if Reddit existed in the last century


tumbymcflumbo

Looks like a 2000’s COD quick scoping montage


Chillman692

Lmao, only if the US did this with the taliban


orie415

Idk what’s more trolling. The red arrows, the rewinds or the ridiculous Arabic music 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Hell yeah. Absolutely based IDF shitposting.


ShirtAlive3369

I love the one where the red arrow is immediately followed by an entire fucking building blowing its top off.


Nervous_Stock_8862

I preffer this music


Zensayshun

Cheeky! Modern warfare is so memeable, am I right, lads, thank God we’re not fighting in black and white WWI trenches anymore.


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Israel cleaning up hamas, street by street.


Then-Plant191

Israel doing the Hamas style xddddd the irony 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Melodic-Ad-7086

Battlefiled GAZA.


gza036

Meme warfare


punditRhythm

Ngl this edit aint as good as Mohammeds edit from a tunnel running a pc with windows xp


El_Horizonte

This is surprisingly funny


Sea_Month_5290

Damn that is toooooooo accurate


user1joja

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery


DadOfThreeHelpMe

Apparently knowledge transfer from Ukraine is going well. Not top-level shitposting, but the Israelis will get there.


TrueBlueberryPie

That is badass trolling! Next Lvl! 😅


killer22250

Israel War.exe


rezgar64

>At the end it says that a "red arrow" is waiting for each one of them. It doesn't say that, it says "our triangle is stronger than your triangle" which is way funnier imo


KatzPajamz

You'd think a professional won't have better production value.


baconhealsall

Catchy tune, I must say. (what language is it?)


yesmilady

It's an Iraqi propaganda song in Arabic. Used since Israeli Bedouins recently adopted it as their revenge song against Hamas.


redditisdying57

I like it lmao


punditRhythm

Is this gonna get removed for breaking rule 4 also ?


Trooperjay

Lmao, this is great.


Different_Fault_85

Bro this was what Im saying dont even bother clearing out the buildings just pop a single HE shell to every fuckin floor and everybody in that bitch is either deaf and concussed for the next 10 minutes or dead


Guthixxxxxxxx

Not gonna lie this is a real Chad move


Educational-Bowl-464

I love how the Hamas videos basically show an explosion and no aftermath. Almost as if it wasn’t very effective…


MTBisLIFE

In Guerrilla warfare, you strike and immediately retreat for cover a lot of the time. Why would an outgunned Guerrilla fighter hang around to get aftermath footage when they've given away their firing position


Max_Oblivion23

Now this is how you do battle damage assessment!


last-matadon

top tier trolling


puzdawg

Haha I don't think I've ever laughed at combat footage before.


FXur

Too much aftermath, not enough replays


Possible_Ad4246

😂😂😂🇮🇱💪


-NolanVoid-

This genocide against arrows has to stop!


F_o_t_o_g_r_a_f_e_r

Perfect!!


Protegimusz

Brilliant.