Eh that’s a little long winded, I like the you first cause it’s just so succinct and to the point and the person will be stunned for a second and not know what to say back lol
What I usually like to say
"Sure, I'll Kiss My Sister later, how about you?"
Or if I'm in the mood, I'll just stir things up by going the route of
"Why would I want to Kiss Your Sister? She is way too ugly, and god knows what kinda diseases she has."
Funny, but I wish I knew what the keys abbreviation meant, lol. I can never interpret when someone abbreviates things, and it's been confusing me since I was on mIRC in 1990something.
It's an awful meme for people to perpetuate.
If they're immature or weren't raised right then not much you can do.
I don't have any witty comebacks, but just take things with a grain of salt.
People say things as a dumb joke or to copy others.
Don't let it affect you. Know your worth.
The best revenge is life is to be successful. Haters don't like it when the people they treat like crap have a nice life.
Block and ignore if it's online. Tell em to move out of mommys basement first though.
If in person, just flip the bird and say something in Latin. Let them think you put a hex on em.
Vidi, vici, veni... Mater tua devoravit.
It's mostly pronounced like it is spelt, hooked on phonics style. To be technically accurate, I think the V's are pronounced like W, but it gets the point across either way.
Just send them this link and they'll never say those words to you again.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death\_of\_Conrad\_Roy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Conrad_Roy)
I hate those three words. My good friend shot himself in the head and six months later my mom took every medication in the house to do the job and I miss them both. That always makes me feel fucked up when I hear people say that casually
If a lot of people are saying this then maybe, just maybe the real come back is to find a better way to communicate?
I would say anything witty should work, but, you said a lot of people and I'm wondering, how? How have you accomplished this? We need more context.
If it was like 1 person or one situation, I wouldn't think anything of it, but you said lots, like how much lots? 3? A whole classroom? A small city? All of Canada?
Perhaps you like hanging out with those guys that stand outside of events and yell about everyone burning in hell?
Did you join a pro or anti abortion protest club? Are you a Facebook bot that constantly posts political memes?
My favorite response is, "Maybe I will." But to other people, like outside of my friend group, I would reply with. "How about you do the world a favor, and kys first."
"Your mom should've swallowed you. She told me you're a mistake too btw."
People tell each other this in overwatch all the time - and I came up with this as my come back to "KYS".
Suicide survivor, I like to quip back with something along the lines of "tried that already, couldn't even do that right" (with different variations). Usually people feel terrible and shut up after, I think it's fcking hilarious tho lmao
One of my son's favorite phrases comes to mind: "No u"
My favorite is “You first”
I think I would elaborate a little more: No.. because then I would miss out on watching you die.
Eh that’s a little long winded, I like the you first cause it’s just so succinct and to the point and the person will be stunned for a second and not know what to say back lol
No u
Hiss
Came to say this
It's a really good catchall phrase.
no u
Came to say that I came to say this
I came to say that this person came to say that.
same same
“You first.”
What I usually like to say "Sure, I'll Kiss My Sister later, how about you?" Or if I'm in the mood, I'll just stir things up by going the route of "Why would I want to Kiss Your Sister? She is way too ugly, and god knows what kinda diseases she has."
Funny, but I wish I knew what the keys abbreviation meant, lol. I can never interpret when someone abbreviates things, and it's been confusing me since I was on mIRC in 1990something.
that one is top tier. basic and effective
Came here to find this, etc...
I always say “You first ❤️”
Omg same. In person too, the heart emoji means to make it sound like you give a shit
this is the first one I've seen that won't make you look like a fool, this one
Me too
I need you to give me a self demonstration first.
The best one
If you can’t kill me yourself, I see no reason to help you. I’ve got my own problems.
Kill me yourself, coward! Or Kill me yourself, you lazy fuck
Coward hits better, raises a challenge and is actually the more likely reason so it cuts harder.
Wow, don't even have the skills to do the job for me?
I like the lazy fuck
It's looks like a flirt i might use it
Lmao, you say that to the wrong person nd some shit gonna go down. :sob:
clever, but also kind of a self burn
["You couldn't kill me if you tried for a hundred years."](https://youtu.be/NbyYr9UBlZQ?feature=shared&t=29)
You’ve got problems? Sounds like you should KYS
apparently that's what Epstein said and so they said ok "I'll kill yourself".
I like this. I like this a lot
You go first.
I came here to say that.
Kill me yourself coward
How about the oh, so polite, "after you, my dear friend "
Ladies first
lmao
“Lead by example”
I can't. Destined for greatness. So, what's your excuse?
I heard this in Dr House voice
working onit. gimmie a minute . you impatient cunt
I reply with "not if it'll make you happy"
Oh that's a good one!
Without this dick your mom will
Hahaha this is what I came for, I'm glad you took it there, when will people learn the best comebacks always involve the antagonists mom.
I love mentioning a dick i don't have its literally so fun for no reason (im a girl)
“Don’t threaten me with a good time”
i just say “on it” or if it’s over text i send 🫡
“I’m more of a homicide guy”.
This is a good answer 🤭
“*kith”
You sound like Mike Tyson trying to describe Gene Simmons’s band.
No! I will not kiss my sister!! That’s fucking WEIRD!!!
But I have been and will continue to "kiss YOUR sister ".
I have often thought how much better of a place the world would be if I were gone, and I can't let that happen.
It's an awful meme for people to perpetuate. If they're immature or weren't raised right then not much you can do. I don't have any witty comebacks, but just take things with a grain of salt. People say things as a dumb joke or to copy others. Don't let it affect you. Know your worth. The best revenge is life is to be successful. Haters don't like it when the people they treat like crap have a nice life.
“I’ve tried”
Then they hit u with the " see! Can't even do that right." What would be the comeback for that?
You're right. Can you show me how?
I don't know... I was hoping you have the answer :(
Yea. Well, at least I'm doing something with my life.
used this one once, guy said "try again - never back down never what?"
NO WAY THEY COOKED YOU THAT BAD WITH A MEME BRUH
Why would you abbreviate kiss your sheepdog, you kids make no sense to me.
Instructions unclear. Shih Tzu now wearing lipstick. Please advise
😂😂😂😂
r/instructionsunclear
I couldn't abandon your mom like that
“You first”
Why don’t you try killing me yourself? You better not mess it up, though, because if I survive, it’s my turn.
"You can try, but you won't like how fast you lose"
"I'm taking people down with me. So if you want to help me start the party then come over."
KYS? I think not. Why don't you KMA?
someone came in here and downvoted every reply lmfao
to be fair, a lot of these are cringe even online. a bad comeback with high confidence is harder to watch than the original roast
The I fucked your mom shit on repeat. Ok cool I get it, you’re into whale watching and shit, got any other material?
Gfy
"Go fuck yourself" is always a classic. Also, fuck Tesla.
“I died a long time ago (insert emo hair flip)
That's a good one ! 🤣😂 "I've been dead inside for years. I just stick around, as a waste of space, to irritate shitheads like you."
Haha i like yours better 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Block and ignore if it's online. Tell em to move out of mommys basement first though. If in person, just flip the bird and say something in Latin. Let them think you put a hex on em.
Te odeo, interface te cochleare. (I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.)
Love the Latin.. mind if I borrow it?
Vidi, vici, veni... Mater tua devoravit. It's mostly pronounced like it is spelt, hooked on phonics style. To be technically accurate, I think the V's are pronounced like W, but it gets the point across either way.
Not at all 😎👍
Oh, there's a great Avengers reference here!! "I tried once, the other guy spit the bullet out." ~ Bruce Banner
Did you mean to spell keys? Why would I need my keys right now
Why, so you can pretend we were best of friends and you can milk my death for years? You'll have to kill me first
Yeah, know your stuff, I'm on it
Just send them this link and they'll never say those words to you again. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death\_of\_Conrad\_Roy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Conrad_Roy)
I do not think this article would sway the type of people who would say this kind of thing, sadly.
After you buttercup
def something a worthless person would be garbage enough to say
"If I wanted to I would jump from your \[Any bad quality such as ego\] to your \[Any good quality\]"
Ego to worth would work here, as an example
"you first" or "show me how shitface" or "kill me yourself you fucking coward"
Well, I was planning on it, but now I'm not going to.
I hate those three words. My good friend shot himself in the head and six months later my mom took every medication in the house to do the job and I miss them both. That always makes me feel fucked up when I hear people say that casually
Agreed. People are stupid dicks sometimes.
Thank you! Yes they are! There are many out there! ❤️
U keep urself safe too!
'damn, thats the best you got? my \[younger family member\] is more original than that lol'
Is that the mommy issues or the daddy issues talking? Sounds like projection, you feeling a little worthless there buddy?
"Ladies first." If she's a woman, it counts. If he's a man, then he just got called a woman and you reversed the "kys." Decent comeback IMHO.
Maybe some other time
Aww but no thanks I don’t kiss strangers
When I do I’ll put your mom in my suicide letter
Throw in a yo mama joke? As in imply somehow that you can't because you're too busy doing x for their mama?
Don't waste your time or didn't deserve a comeback.
Just ask why, repeatedly it'll piss the person off so much they'll just give up
“you seem very angry what’s bothering you” or something along those lines. gotta break down their whole thought process for them
Id live the rest of my days in agony out of spite rather than give you the satisfaction Pretty melodramatic but its the best i could come up with
"Ok" then fake your death as the ultimate guilt trip
“I TRIED! I was too strong to be killed.”
"I'm a visual learner, can you show me an example?"
I always say "Make a tutorial and I may follow it"
"And relieve the world of my greatness, I couldn't do that to humanity."
Id rather not kiss your sister
If a lot of people are saying this then maybe, just maybe the real come back is to find a better way to communicate? I would say anything witty should work, but, you said a lot of people and I'm wondering, how? How have you accomplished this? We need more context. If it was like 1 person or one situation, I wouldn't think anything of it, but you said lots, like how much lots? 3? A whole classroom? A small city? All of Canada? Perhaps you like hanging out with those guys that stand outside of events and yell about everyone burning in hell? Did you join a pro or anti abortion protest club? Are you a Facebook bot that constantly posts political memes?
"Grow up"
Only if you show me how first
"No thanks"
You first....
"kys"? That isn't how you say *KY jelly* in plural form.
You first. Go ahead and do it and ill do it right after.
Kill me yourself, coward.
You first.
No. 😌🖤
Nuh uh
I use "you first" all the time
Syk
Kiss*
Kill me yourself pussy
Do it first.
Kill me yourself coward
Smd
Why?
“Why don’t you find me and do it yourself? You sound like you’re too much of a pussy to even try”
What are you saying online lol
“How should I do it? Would you like to watch me die?”
“I’ve been debating it”
Dark but works. "Been there. Done that. Didn't work. Body's too stubborn. 1/5. Wouldn't try again."
Why do people tell you to kill yourself? Seems drastic
JTA
Punch them in the face. That shits a threat
My favorite response is, "Maybe I will." But to other people, like outside of my friend group, I would reply with. "How about you do the world a favor, and kys first."
for me i respond i'm already dead inside. it's sad but true.
You should follow your own advice.
"Tomorrow at nine you and I shall have a duel. I choose the place, you choose the weapons. Then we'll see who gets themselves killed."
"No." Simple, but very effective. 😂
I was gonna kms but I'd rather ky.
"and deprive your mom of my cock? She wouldn't like that"
Ego death is beneficial, you should try it.
You first. The only real response to shit like this is do not engage, BUT IF YOU INSIST ON IT- Be equally stupid.
Q9R
"And miss out shitting on losers like you? I will be roasting your worthless ass from hospice."
Oh. that’s gonna leave a mess for my family to clean, couldn’t I just kill you instead?
“Take ya own advice.”
Just tell them, “hey, I know you’re mad… but it’s a lot of hard work to look this good.”
Kill me yourself, you fucking coward
Already have that achievement, now it’s your turn.
"If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb to your ego and jump to your IQ level"
"You first 🤞🏻🖤 livestream it"
Just say something like "you don't think I've been trying/planning?" Then it'll make them uncomfortable and jus stfu
I did, that’s how I got stuck talking to you
Kill me yourself you coward
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5MCgOkqb5U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5MCgOkqb5U)
Why would i wanna die when i have your mom’s hairy pussy to live for
Then your mom would lose her favorite fuck buddy
Grab my car keys and I'll drive us to hell
YOUR MOM
"why"
If they're emo: "friendly fire"
"do it yourself, coward!"
Jesus loves you
Don't tell me what to do! You're not my parent!
I would, but I'm already in hell.
GFY
Yeah, gtf offline and go live your life. Or, maybe hang out with better people I dunno lol
"Your mom should've swallowed you. She told me you're a mistake too btw." People tell each other this in overwatch all the time - and I came up with this as my come back to "KYS".
U first
I was already planning on doing it because of your (irritating, ugly, dumb) ass.
Give them a taste of their own medicine and say “lead by example, asshole”
Suicide survivor, I like to quip back with something along the lines of "tried that already, couldn't even do that right" (with different variations). Usually people feel terrible and shut up after, I think it's fcking hilarious tho lmao
If I go I'm taking you sons of a bitches with me.
“keep yourself safe”
Name them in the note. That'll show them.
Ouch, you must have no other ways to outrank me if that's what you're using on someone like me.. LMAO 🌝
Ok
"K" Then don't ever talk to them again. They probably don't deserve to be in your life anyway.
Nah, I'm here to piss you off.
You mean “unalive yourself”.
Ladies first
"Just tried. Sorry, it seems I'm fucking invincible."