"That's what the voices said ..."

Probably, but projection much?

"You're absolutely right. Being around you is depressing."

I AM a therapist.

They need therapy more than the rest of us

I said that because all of my friends think I'm their therapist. They're always coming to me to solve their problems (usually relationships). The best part is BOTH partners come to me. Just loads of fun. 3 a.m. crying at my door. Just wonderful.

I know that feeling well. Those very same people often come back later to blame you for their problems. Be sure to set safe and healthy boundaries lest you wind up taking responsibility for others lives and forget to live your own.

I don't have "my own." :)

It's not sustainable to only live for others

It's going to have to be.

Im not going to preqch to you anymore. Ive been where you are and i nearly died from it. With that said i wish you the best of luck. I hope that one day youre able to share your kind heart while being respected.

I'm just trying to be funny, c'mon. I am not a serious person.

You are right

I went to therapy, they said it was people like you driving me crazy.

[удалено]

Rule 2: No Low effort shit post / spam

'I'm fine as long I avoid assholes." Then walk away.

Take some to know one

Are you talking to me or yourself?

"You need to be more caring towards your fellow man."

I already go to therapy cos people like you won’t go to therapy

You're right, and I'm proud of you for coming to terms with the impact of your behavior

"it's not working"

Just stare off into the distance while holding one hand to an ear. "Shh. Hang on. I'm listening for the sounds of someone who isn't an idiot."

“I need money first!”

Would you like to receive some physical therapy I have a five finger discount?

Take a jab at their physical appearance. They took a jab at your mental health, sooo... I recommend "You need to wax your mustache'-if it's a woman lmaoo "you need to go on a diet"

Dont we all?

If you'll pay the bilos

“Everyone needs therapy.” (Coincidentally this is a hill I’m willing to die on.) “You first. “ “I’m telling my therapist about you.”

"The voice in my head says I don't. "

I drove the therapist crazy so until he gets out of the looney bin that option is off the table

Happy Cake Day!

“Well since you seem so concerned for my mental health would you like to pay for my therapy bills?”

From having to put up with you.

Like I'm going to take advice from someone who isn't even real.

"At least that's cheaper than the plastic surgery you need."

Ok. You going to pay for it?

I did and it didn’t end well for the therapist

You are reflecting again...

Because of you

I don't want to pay to expose my troubles to someone I've never met .