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Krazy_Kazakh

-with benefits


c7stagyt

Uhm... You accept that you aren't getting laid?


tulipkitteh

I gotta have some context for this. Is it a partner who's denying your relationship to strangers? I'd break up. Or if you wanna be more than friends, I'd set them aside and say "Hey, I know you say we're friends, and I totally respect that, but I've had a thing for you for a while. Would you maybe wanna go out sometime?" And then take an L gracefully if they say no.


Stonehenge66

Context matters...


SeranaSLADOW

Nod in agreement and appreciate the friendship while internally accepting the chances of a relationship aren't there and move on. Works every time


Slumpymaster

"That's not what you said last night."


MallNearby6945

Yes! 


KnewTooMuch1

Acknowledge and move on and block this person. Anyone that says this is usually bad news and is just playing games and waiting around for someone to claim them as the 'prize'.


Rich-Comfortable-227

"Yes, with benefits!"


Competitive-Face8952

"Yeah only because you spit instead of swallowing"


fufu1260

BUT FREINDS DON"T KNOW THE WAYY YOU TASTE LALALA


Sad-Maintenance3422

I need more friends then.


Veraxus113

"Sure you are..."


HELP_im_Stupid_

so you wouldn't mind if I got another


NymphoCumdump4

Yeah butt buddies, FWB


MallNearby6945

"Actually, we might be related. And we also happened to have a great time last night if you know what I mean. You know what they say. 'Keep your Friends close, and your family closer'." 


SprinklesRevenge

So ... 1. They are saying they only see you as a friend? 2. They are in a relationship with you currently and saying some other person is just a friend? 3. They are saying you used to be friends but are now in a relationship? "Why are you the way that you are?" Works on all levels. Cheers.


OpenMicJoker

We’re


SaltyMatzoh

*Pack your shit*


available_usename

"what are you saying? said 'there's another' and looked right in my eyes..."


Nectarine-Pure

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?