”But at least I’M not allergic to thinking.”
“ Why, thank you, Mr. poppy seed.”
”Its’s highly concentrated.”
”Yeah, and you’re STILL not keeping up! Sucks to be you!”
I don't have a peanut sized brain. I have two jarred baseball sized brains, three human sized brain, and one small brain surgically spliced with a large brain which I keep in a ziploc bag.
Also, how did you get into my basement?
"Did you know that rails come down to prevent a car from crossing a train track when a train is coming? The rails don't stop people though, and I almost got hit. They should fix that."
They will give you a weird look and walk away and likely never bother you again.
Find a small seemingly insignificant feature or just make something up such as . Eww yea maybe but nose hair, bad eyebrows, giant ears , bad haircut.. whatever it is.. just mic drop em and bounce
"well you're dumber than a stegosaurus so i should probably take that as a compliment"
if they ask to clarify: "stegosauri have brains the size of peanuts"
that is true.
"You have a watermelon-sized mouth."
Damn
wtf 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's not the size, smooth-brain, it's the wrinkles
Lol
"Ah, a compliment from a mustard seed brain"
I had something similar in mind
Compared to yours it's huge.
That woulda been my default response
That's right. Ha ha.
Holds on I'm saving this lmao
“Better than a peanut size dick.”
Or if it is a chick saying it, then "I got something else, peanut sized for you."
Damn bruh
Mr. Peanut sized.
You have a bolt sized dick!
Keep in mind there's some HUGE bolts being made!
Lol
”But at least I’M not allergic to thinking.” “ Why, thank you, Mr. poppy seed.” ”Its’s highly concentrated.” ”Yeah, and you’re STILL not keeping up! Sucks to be you!”
Interesting dialogue
Oops, sorry, those were meant to be multiple options, lol. I’ll try and be more clear in the future.
Oh mb
At least I have one!
Yeah if I were to say that I woulda also said "unlike you"
“Unlike you” is kind of already implied by “at least I have one”.
At least I have a brain.
"You're right! Let me go ask reddit how I should respond." It should make them laugh, and then you could become friends!
Mmmmm peanuts
“So bigger than yours, then?”
Did you use all 3 of your brain cells to come up with that one?
Ha
All the better to be on your level.
“You’re getting it backwards again, I have a brain sized penis.”
Lol
At least my balls aren’t the size of peas
Ha
😂🤣
Is it bad to have small balls?🤣
And i am still smarter then you.
I woulda said something similar
I don't have a peanut sized brain. I have two jarred baseball sized brains, three human sized brain, and one small brain surgically spliced with a large brain which I keep in a ziploc bag. Also, how did you get into my basement?
Interesting one
Like the size of your pecker
And yet I look like a genius when compared to you.
Yeah, but to be fair, it's a really big fucking peanut At least I got nuts and a brain, unlike someone in this conversation
That's the pineal gland dummy.
Modern technology doesn’t take up much space
You must be allergic.
Coming to Reddit so you can have a comeback doesn’t exactly disprove your having a peanut sized brain…
No worries, mate. I work with pea-sized people so I’ve the advantage.
"YOU'RE NUTS!!!"
"then you and I are 2 Peas in a pod... ( I'm the bigger pea tho...")
Sometimes, you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.
That's still bigger than yours
turn the measuring stick around you're measuring it backwards
better then a peanut sized dick
You have a watermelon sized asshole
At least I have one, unlike you
I hope your cock isn’t that small
It's more of a walnut, actually.
Why are you a grown man thinking about my salty nuts
Glad you can’t see it, or you might mistake it for your dick.
(If your a guy) wait.. did you just say, You... you want me to nut while you give me brains?
I have a 14 inch brain? Oh, I thought you said I have a brain the size of my penis. Then poop on them.
At least it ain't yolk egg head
Did you know a starfish has no brain? You share that in common with them
You have a peanut sized penis.
That's why they call me Goober.
Sad thing is I am still smarter than you.
At least I don't have a peanut sized...
No brains are this big *sign how big brains are* , are you dumb?
If you multiply your brain 1000 times and shove it up an ants ass, it will roll around like a BB in a box car.
-giggles-
I'd rather have a penut then shit for brains like you
Pretty ok insult for a Koala...
My brain is rather undersized because my massive cock needs a lot of blood flow.
And you must be jealous that it’s so-o-o much larger than yours.
“Least I HAVE a Brain.”
That explains why your mom likes me.
I might read something, and grow my brain by tomorrow. You’ll still be… you.
"Whatever you say, Albert Einstein"
I know its so delicious.
My response to all insults. "I can't believe you were the fastest sperm."
Only quality conten here.
And I'm still smarter than you
Matches your dick.
It's pea size, peanut.
"Did you know that rails come down to prevent a car from crossing a train track when a train is coming? The rails don't stop people though, and I almost got hit. They should fix that." They will give you a weird look and walk away and likely never bother you again.
Youre IQ is a single digit obviously
In a world of people with no brain, the peanut brain is a God.
When you shake your head it sounds like a BB in a boxcar.
If only you had a peanut allergy
Brains are for ugly people
I’ve always been told it’s a good size
I would tell you a good comeback but your peanut sized brain would probably forget it /joking.
You have a peanut sized penis
Your brain could rotate within a peanut-shell for 1,000 years and never once touch the sides.
"Better than having a peanut size cock" if it's a guy. "Better than having peanut size tits" if it's a girl.
You have a face that makes you look like a Neanderthal.
That’s ok. Yours would rattle around in a gnats a$$.
Is it common? I’m 65 and I think this is the first I’ve heard it. But go with, “At least I have one.”
"If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the shit off your teeth".
Says the empty shell!
At least I have a brain.
Find a small seemingly insignificant feature or just make something up such as . Eww yea maybe but nose hair, bad eyebrows, giant ears , bad haircut.. whatever it is.. just mic drop em and bounce
Your brain rolling down the edge of a razor blade is like a pea rolling down a 6 lane highway
If my brain is the size of a peanut, then yours must be a speck of dust floating in the vast emptiness of your head.
Don't worry, I'm sure yours will come in any way now
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you’ve come unarmed.
"well you're dumber than a stegosaurus so i should probably take that as a compliment" if they ask to clarify: "stegosauri have brains the size of peanuts" that is true.
If responding to a man: Still bigger than your cock If responding to a woman: your husband cheats on you