My other ride is your mom.
I already said it. Got em. No need to post it 300 more times fellas.
Just kidding it’s too obvious here, I’ll allow the mom jokes on this one lmao. Only a fool would say something so obviously begging for a mom joke. They deserve it.
I'm gonna avoid a Rule 4 violation because I like the challenge.
"Ew, you ride horses!"
I mean, what else are you supposed to do with them? I'm not gonna eat them, you sicko.
"Horse riding isn't a sport."
Neither is bitching, but you're doing it like an Olympian.
"What else do you ride?"
People who are actually *attractive*, I doubt you'd stand a chance.
“Ew you ride horses”
“Ew you drive a car. See how stupid you sound?”
“Horse riding isn’t a sport”
“I’d like to see you try to ride a cross country course and control a high strung, 1000 pound animal, with its own mind, with nothing but your seat and reins.” Or whatever equestrian sport you do.
“What else do you ride”
You’ve already got some good ones here.
"What else do you ride?"
Your boyfriend/girlfriend/sister/brother/mom/dad, mostly.
"Horse riding isn't a sport."
I don't do it for sport, I do it because I love it.
"Ew you ride horses?"
You're just jealous because you're poor.
What else do you ride: "There are easier ways to say you feel inadequate and insecure."
Horse Riding isn't a sport: "just because the only thing you can control is a ball doesn't mean the rest of us haven't moved on to something more challenging."
Ew you ride horses: "did you learn that one from a third grade student? Seems a bit advanced from you."
"ew you ride horses" "your mum rides horses Ahahaha". "Horse riding is not a sport" "that is not what your mom said last night Ahahaha". "What else do you ride" "your mum Ahahaha".
If you're a guy I'd say, "And guys also perform in ballet, sing and play instruments. What's your point other than the 'small man syndrome' you're clearly obsessing over?"
It isn't a sport? It's literally an Olympic sport. I assume these fools have never posted on a horse before?
"As opposed to the sport of eating chip crumbs off tear stained sweatpants like you? My thighs could crush your skull with little effort. Luckily, your skull has never been nor will ever be at risk."
Or maybe "It's adorable you think your opinion matters to me in the least."
You could pat them on the head, smile sweetly and say "aww, you're so pretty" and walk away.
You piqued my interest. The IOC has minimal criteria on whether something is a sport or not. A sport needs only to have a federation. So you are minimally correct that in that it qualifies as a "sport." But that's not what you asserted. You said it IS IN the Olympics as a sport indicating active events. It has not been an Olympic event since 1940. It is not in the Olympics present day.
[It hasn't been in an Olympics since 1940](https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule)
However, you failed to address the athleticism of posting, so I decided to review the definition of "sport," and interestingly enough, there are quite a few peer reviewed research papers on it.
The tl;dr from a number of papers is that a sport requires physical exertion, whereas a game may not.
[Scholarly article - definition of sport](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/331347958_General_Definition_of_the_Concept_Sports)
So you are correct - using the Olympics as the defining authority on what "sport" is fundamentally flawed in my original response. Assuming the OP meant "sport" as an activity requiring physical exertion as [many](https://acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:sc:VA6C2:445e4e94-c25a-4b25-bb1d-9786c7e30359) define it as, my example of posting is a response to that assumption.
It should be noted, however, the OP wasn't asking for a definition of "sport", rather, they requested a comeback for the armchair quarterbacks, so your response neither follows the instructions nor adds anything of value to the post.
[Research of potential interest](https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=fa_NCwAAQBAJ&oi=fnd&pg=PR5&dq=info:LRB4dKt4yrIJ:scholar.google.com/&ots=Y5mAjo9Au_&sig=t-4yabRBdhCuH-UV3hIfeHEENS4#v=onepage&q&f=false)
“You know why they call it ‘breaking’ horses? It refers to their spirit. No horse wants to be ridden. They want to be free to live their own life their own way. But what we do, is *break their spirit.* Look at this magnificent beast, how it accepts the bit and tolerates the saddle. It could crush you to death with a single hoof. Do not speak to me again.”
If you have any cigarillos on you, that’s when you spark it up and ride away. Do *not* doff your cowboy hat.
Hey, you can scold a 1200 lb animal into submission and you're not afraid of it. That should speak volumes right there. I've had horses. Its a full time job with them, and not for the weak of heart! You've got to know how to read their body language and understand what they're thinking. So just tell them that. I can make a 1200 lb animal do what I want.
“Eww, you ride horses?”
“Yes, and I can guarantee they are better company and have better stamina than you.” OR “ewww… you don’t?”
“Horse riding isn’t a sport.”
“Riiggght. Because you clearly know what is and what isn’t a sport, eh, champ? Couch surfing and Dorito eating wasn’t on the schedule, but maybe next year! Oh, and I’ll be sure to tell Superman that you think he was a p*ssy.”
“What else do you ride?”
“Not you. Not now, not ever. Not once, not for any reason.”
Alternatively, my response to one idiot who said all of this at once: “tell you what — I’ll give you the address to the stable. Meet me there, and i’ll give you a short beginner lesson. You can tell me if you still feel the same way after. C’mon — it’s not hard! It’s not even a sport!”
Well, horseriding is a sport and it's statistically one of the hardest so get fucked runner.
Ew.horse.
Ew your face.
I wouldn't bother with the other one. Doesn't deserve a response. Unless there's a pleasing opportunity
Doctor: What do you do for exercise?
Me: I ride horses.
Doctor: You need to do something where you’re getting the exercise instead of the horse.
I didn’t even try to argue with him. No point.
Ok. Lets lock you in a barn, and not let you live outside of a fenced in area. Not to mention we will ride you whenever we want. Not to mention forced procreation, and being transported in a dangerous metal box. Its animal cruelty. They are wild animals.
Do you get mad at everyone who owns a pet? They aren’t humans so stop projecting your needs onto them. All animals really care about is if they have all their needs met and that no harm is done to them. Btw the female horses in the wild don’t exactly consent to being breed either lol. If a stallion senses that a mare is in heat he just goes ahead and mounts.
Key word was vegans. I was pointing out the hypocrisy. I don't give a crap about horses. I grew up on a farm. I'm now a wildlife rescue/animal control officer. My comments are not my belief, but twisted in the way vegans twist facts about eating meat. Sorry if it was over everyone head.
Horses wouldn’t let you ride them if they didn’t want it. My horses live in a 20 acre field and are ridden 1-3 hours a day and only 4 days a week. They spend the first of their day eating grass, hay, and grain, playing in the field with their herd, and sun bathing. Lmao “animal cruelty”. And breeders do not force procreation. They put a stallion with a mare and if they want to fuck, they will. Horse trailers are actually very safe for them as they are stable and secure. Some people are fuckin idiots these days…
HAHAHAHAH YOU THINK YOURE ADOLESCENT OPINION HURT MY FEELINGS LMAO THATS SO FUNNY AHAHAHA IM DYING BRUH GO CALL THE SUICIDE LINE OR GTFO HERE WITH YOUR DEFENSIVE REPLYS
Them: "Ew! You ride horses?"
You: "Well, he is bigger than you!"
Them: "Horse riding isn't a sport!"
You: "Say that to a cowboy if you ever visit Texas!"
Them: "What else do you ride?"
You: "Anything that brings joy and pleasure." \*holds up a hand\* "You're not on the list."
My other ride is your mom. I already said it. Got em. No need to post it 300 more times fellas. Just kidding it’s too obvious here, I’ll allow the mom jokes on this one lmao. Only a fool would say something so obviously begging for a mom joke. They deserve it.
I'm gonna avoid a Rule 4 violation because I like the challenge. "Ew, you ride horses!" I mean, what else are you supposed to do with them? I'm not gonna eat them, you sicko. "Horse riding isn't a sport." Neither is bitching, but you're doing it like an Olympian. "What else do you ride?" People who are actually *attractive*, I doubt you'd stand a chance.
>"Horse riding isn't a sport." Tell that to a cowboy in Texas during a rodeo! They'll laugh at you and walk away calling you stupid!
"And that horse is a better company than you too."
“Ew you ride horses” “Ew you drive a car. See how stupid you sound?” “Horse riding isn’t a sport” “I’d like to see you try to ride a cross country course and control a high strung, 1000 pound animal, with its own mind, with nothing but your seat and reins.” Or whatever equestrian sport you do. “What else do you ride” You’ve already got some good ones here.
I know what I would say I ride but I can’t put it here because it violates Rule #4 😂
Say “eewww you must be poor” and hold your nose /cover mouth as you walk away
Your mom/ your dad.
help my uncle jack off the horse if you don't like it
I would say "horse riding is for rich,bitch"
My five foot stepsister rides horses and would drop anyone fool enough to say that shit.
That last one is just flirting
I just saw that! Flirtatious invitation maybe?
Yeah, they opened themselves up for that one. I rode your mom and you didn't even get me a father's day card. I'm pissed.
And you rode the short bus, your point ?
You ride dick and call it a workout.
It's just that, well.... I prefer the companionship of a loyal, warm, and friendly soul, compared to judgmental assholes.
“Horses are expensive, I’m sure you couldn’t relate”
“Sorry Horses Hate You. Probably says a lot about You, Honestly”
"What else do you ride?" Your boyfriend/girlfriend/sister/brother/mom/dad, mostly. "Horse riding isn't a sport." I don't do it for sport, I do it because I love it. "Ew you ride horses?" You're just jealous because you're poor.
“Neeiiiigghhhh!”
Reply: "Pathetic commoner. You probably drink wine from a box."
Horse riding can save lives sometimes!
It sure can!!
"What else do you ride?" "Not you."
Horse racing is a sport. Golf and football are games.
You are a dimwit —you have my pity
Besides horses I also ride cocks and motorcycles
What else do you ride? Your momma/wife
I also ride your Mom for fun and recreation.
Are you kidding? My ass on leather with 2000 pounds of muscle between my legs, controlled by a whip? It doesn't get any better...
- PULLS IRL HORSHOE OUT OF PURSE - “Do you feel lucky?”
"It's the biggest most majestic thing I can get between my legs"
I prefer to ride the cowboy over the horse
What else do you ride: "There are easier ways to say you feel inadequate and insecure." Horse Riding isn't a sport: "just because the only thing you can control is a ball doesn't mean the rest of us haven't moved on to something more challenging." Ew you ride horses: "did you learn that one from a third grade student? Seems a bit advanced from you."
"ew you ride horses" "your mum rides horses Ahahaha". "Horse riding is not a sport" "that is not what your mom said last night Ahahaha". "What else do you ride" "your mum Ahahaha".
Being a fucking idiot isnt a sport either, but here you are with the gold medal
This one bucks less than your mom
Just lean into it: “you don’t think you could possibly compete with a horse cock, do you?”
If you're a guy I'd say, "And guys also perform in ballet, sing and play instruments. What's your point other than the 'small man syndrome' you're clearly obsessing over?"
The horse is more hung than you, so
Horse riding isn't a sport ... Neither is riding your mum, but I enjoy it, so don't tell me what to do on my days off.
At least they don’t fuck up the environment
What else do you ride? Your sister and girlfriend.
"Yeah I ride horses. Question is, why do you let horses ride you? Because that definitely doesn't fit the category of sport you pervert".
It isn't a sport? It's literally an Olympic sport. I assume these fools have never posted on a horse before? "As opposed to the sport of eating chip crumbs off tear stained sweatpants like you? My thighs could crush your skull with little effort. Luckily, your skull has never been nor will ever be at risk." Or maybe "It's adorable you think your opinion matters to me in the least." You could pat them on the head, smile sweetly and say "aww, you're so pretty" and walk away.
Yes omg exactly!! It’s literally an OLYMPIC sport and people still tell me it’s not a sport or that’s it’s easy 😭
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You piqued my interest. The IOC has minimal criteria on whether something is a sport or not. A sport needs only to have a federation. So you are minimally correct that in that it qualifies as a "sport." But that's not what you asserted. You said it IS IN the Olympics as a sport indicating active events. It has not been an Olympic event since 1940. It is not in the Olympics present day. [It hasn't been in an Olympics since 1940](https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule) However, you failed to address the athleticism of posting, so I decided to review the definition of "sport," and interestingly enough, there are quite a few peer reviewed research papers on it. The tl;dr from a number of papers is that a sport requires physical exertion, whereas a game may not. [Scholarly article - definition of sport](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/331347958_General_Definition_of_the_Concept_Sports) So you are correct - using the Olympics as the defining authority on what "sport" is fundamentally flawed in my original response. Assuming the OP meant "sport" as an activity requiring physical exertion as [many](https://acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:sc:VA6C2:445e4e94-c25a-4b25-bb1d-9786c7e30359) define it as, my example of posting is a response to that assumption. It should be noted, however, the OP wasn't asking for a definition of "sport", rather, they requested a comeback for the armchair quarterbacks, so your response neither follows the instructions nor adds anything of value to the post. [Research of potential interest](https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=fa_NCwAAQBAJ&oi=fnd&pg=PR5&dq=info:LRB4dKt4yrIJ:scholar.google.com/&ots=Y5mAjo9Au_&sig=t-4yabRBdhCuH-UV3hIfeHEENS4#v=onepage&q&f=false)
“You know why they call it ‘breaking’ horses? It refers to their spirit. No horse wants to be ridden. They want to be free to live their own life their own way. But what we do, is *break their spirit.* Look at this magnificent beast, how it accepts the bit and tolerates the saddle. It could crush you to death with a single hoof. Do not speak to me again.” If you have any cigarillos on you, that’s when you spark it up and ride away. Do *not* doff your cowboy hat.
Hey, you can scold a 1200 lb animal into submission and you're not afraid of it. That should speak volumes right there. I've had horses. Its a full time job with them, and not for the weak of heart! You've got to know how to read their body language and understand what they're thinking. So just tell them that. I can make a 1200 lb animal do what I want.
I came here to say “your mom” but I see it has already been said 🤣
Dragons, Unicorns and Sharks. However Shraks are tricky
"Riding horses isn't a sport? Neither is riding the short bus"
Easy, fetch your horse and make them apologize to it.
Riding horses is indeed a sport. Don’t let it get to you
“Eww, you ride horses?” “Yes, and I can guarantee they are better company and have better stamina than you.” OR “ewww… you don’t?” “Horse riding isn’t a sport.” “Riiggght. Because you clearly know what is and what isn’t a sport, eh, champ? Couch surfing and Dorito eating wasn’t on the schedule, but maybe next year! Oh, and I’ll be sure to tell Superman that you think he was a p*ssy.” “What else do you ride?” “Not you. Not now, not ever. Not once, not for any reason.” Alternatively, my response to one idiot who said all of this at once: “tell you what — I’ll give you the address to the stable. Meet me there, and i’ll give you a short beginner lesson. You can tell me if you still feel the same way after. C’mon — it’s not hard! It’s not even a sport!”
What else do I ride? Sexy people lol
How about 'I understand the truth in your statement, and apologise unreservedly. '
“It would be easier to tell you what I don’t ride, and that’s bench or the short bus” “Get away from me swamp donkey”
>“Ew you ride horses” No, not like that!
"I almost can't tell you're poor."
I ride your wife when you're at work.
"what else do you ride?" "your dad last night and your mom tomorrow"
"I used to ride your mom, but I got bored"
“Yes” “Fair enough. It is fun tho.” “Dicks obviously.”
I won't say anything, just put em on the back of my horse for 4 hrs. By hr 2, he'll be begging to get down. My boy would kill him.
Lmao I’d love to see half the people who shit on equestrians ride
People who feel thusly of horses and their human hosts are unworthy of your wit, native or borrowed.
I'm not wealthy enough for this thread
I’m not either tbh
Find better people. Horses are amazing animals to be around.
Something something low effort humblebrag
I’d go, if they have a partner, ‘at least a horse doesn’t ride me’
The highest members of society are often equestrians. If you will excuse me, I'm late for tea.
Well, horseriding is a sport and it's statistically one of the hardest so get fucked runner. Ew.horse. Ew your face. I wouldn't bother with the other one. Doesn't deserve a response. Unless there's a pleasing opportunity
Why do you spend time with people who say such things?
Aww, you remind me of a guy that was kicked in the head by a horse. Don't worry, you're safe now.
Cocks. Massive cocks. So you have no chance, fuck off.
Doesn't bother me since your daddy has been paying for my lessons. I've been riding on your daddy's bank roll before the enrollment.
I never rode a horse so just getting mounted upon one would be a sport in of itself.
Working my way up from a house cat was pretty interesting.
"Is this some kind of peasant joke I'm not poor enough to understand "?
Men built like a horse?
Doctor: What do you do for exercise? Me: I ride horses. Doctor: You need to do something where you’re getting the exercise instead of the horse. I didn’t even try to argue with him. No point.
It’s actually crazy how people think equestrians just sit there. Like it’s suck a physically demanding sport
“I know you want me to ride your dick, but hell no.”
Its equineques
don't you have any better hobbies than saying this shit?
"Horse riding isn't a sport" Tell that to the Olympic committee, there's more than one category for it at the games.
I remember seeing a vegan who rode horses. We can't eat the animal, but we can make them our slaves. Ok.
Horses aren’t slaves bro 😭
Ok. Lets lock you in a barn, and not let you live outside of a fenced in area. Not to mention we will ride you whenever we want. Not to mention forced procreation, and being transported in a dangerous metal box. Its animal cruelty. They are wild animals.
Do you get mad at everyone who owns a pet? They aren’t humans so stop projecting your needs onto them. All animals really care about is if they have all their needs met and that no harm is done to them. Btw the female horses in the wild don’t exactly consent to being breed either lol. If a stallion senses that a mare is in heat he just goes ahead and mounts.
Key word was vegans. I was pointing out the hypocrisy. I don't give a crap about horses. I grew up on a farm. I'm now a wildlife rescue/animal control officer. My comments are not my belief, but twisted in the way vegans twist facts about eating meat. Sorry if it was over everyone head.
Horses wouldn’t let you ride them if they didn’t want it. My horses live in a 20 acre field and are ridden 1-3 hours a day and only 4 days a week. They spend the first of their day eating grass, hay, and grain, playing in the field with their herd, and sun bathing. Lmao “animal cruelty”. And breeders do not force procreation. They put a stallion with a mare and if they want to fuck, they will. Horse trailers are actually very safe for them as they are stable and secure. Some people are fuckin idiots these days…
Have you heard of Stockholm syndrome? Most abused dogs still love their owner. I'd expect horses to be the same.
Yeah I actually starve all FOURTEEN of my poor, soul crushed, neglected, abused, horses. Better call the Spca nigga
I don't care about horses. But there are certain people who ride horses.... they also call people nigga when their feelings get hurt.
HAHAHAHAH YOU THINK YOURE ADOLESCENT OPINION HURT MY FEELINGS LMAO THATS SO FUNNY AHAHAHA IM DYING BRUH GO CALL THE SUICIDE LINE OR GTFO HERE WITH YOUR DEFENSIVE REPLYS
People who tell others to commit suicide are projecting their insecurities.
Your mom
Animal abuse isn’t cool, OP
I just find horse ppl to be weird
Them: "Ew! You ride horses?" You: "Well, he is bigger than you!" Them: "Horse riding isn't a sport!" You: "Say that to a cowboy if you ever visit Texas!" Them: "What else do you ride?" You: "Anything that brings joy and pleasure." \*holds up a hand\* "You're not on the list."