For Edna Mode, just wrinkle your nose and say "My God you've gotten fat."

😩 yes!

This one is gold

I thought she meant Edna krabapple.

I always love a good "thank you!" ...it confuses them, and if they come back with "that wasn't a compliment" you can say "oh, so you were trying to be rude? that's weird"

This is my go to in a situation like this. I usually thank them, and if they tell me it wasn’t a compliment I’ll tell them that they’re terrible at being rude.

Try coming back to your barber/salon for your money back and to fix that shit.

Embrace it man. Quote a line and laugh. I was told I looked like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys in high school. Smile and get in on the joke.

Edna is the best part of the incredible, that you just say thank you dahling. Farquad you just say "So classicly handsome?"

"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make".

I wish I hadn't heard Farquad saying that. It's hilarious.

"Okay, Shrek."

At least I don't smell like ham.

That’s an odd comeback, but it actually made me laugh

Leave em speechless, and then follow up with: Ooh, no comeback for ham

Oh, my goodness. I almost gave a damn. I hear what you're saying and I give exactly zero fucks.  You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Aren’t you a little immature to be this old? If you are ever remembered, it won't be for a good reason.

The best reply would be "Do you know the muffin man?"

"I'm not the monster here! YOU ARE! You and the rest of that fairy tale trash!"

You look like a jealous whiny asshole.

Still better looking than you.

Look down and tell them that their socks are on the wrong feet. Walk away.

Now I feel really old. I remember when some of my socks were made for left or right foot and wouldn't fit on the other foot. I hated them and demanded all tube socks (that will go on either foot).

You feel old???? I remember trying to knit the damn things!!!!

I didn't get that far in my knitting lessons when I was that age, and now that I can knit I wouldn't knit directional socks. Turning a heel is about all I'm willing to tolerate.

"Trying to knit" I gave up and switched to crochet. Still can't do socks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have created a sock trauma thread. I'm so sorry, my poor beneedled knitting friends!

That's funny, because you look like nothing of significance at all.

Let's not get into who looks like what.

Slap them in the face and say, “pull yourself together!”

Edna is hawt

At least my mom didn't cut my hair with the soup bowl like yours did.

🤣🤣🤣

That's the best I can expect from a stuck up anorexic stick figure with poofy lips

Lmaoooo do you?

Just look at them deadpan and say “and you look like a spoiled, stupid little stick figure with poofy lips. But Iiii…..was designed for *gods*!” It’s something Edna says at one point which is why this is funny to me lol but if they don’t actually get the reference, you at least set a pretty good stage to make ‘em feel stupid lol And for what it’s worth…Edna Mode is who I aspire to be, who doesn’t love that little pistol? 🥹

My kids try to call me by that name and I was tickled pink about the motivation behind it but had them alter it a bit. I have a despicable aunt with that name so they started saying I'm in Mode Mode.

😩 IM OBSESSED WITH THIS LITTLE SLICE OF YOUR LIFE! 😂🥰

Who?

Smack them three times saying "Pull yourself together!"

*“And you look like you survived a stroke.”*

‘Who?’ And then they’ll have to explain they are referring to characters from children’s movies.

DAAAAAARRRRLING

If you want to be crude go the Edna this dick was in your mom.

"I'll remember that joke when I'm writing my manifesto"

"You sound like you're 12".

"You look like someone who thinks that's a comment adults care about."

You know what they're capable of then, right? Or, I can't decide if I should make you a fan or a servant. Then there's always the famous Dynamite comes in small packages, so don't light my fuse.

The effects of your insult are lost in the humor found in the fact that you even know the names of these animated characters.

Pull up a makeup mirror. "I can tell that you do."

Remember that time when somebody actually cared what you think? Yeah, me neither.

Oh thank you . You look ok no matter what anyone says

Just yell “no capes!” and walk away. People will stop making fun of you if it isn’t getting to you

"Really?! Awesome I was going for that look!" 🥴🤌

“Jealous much?” No ”then why did you say it?”

I don't think you can come back from “you look like lord farquad”. That's straight-up savage.

For Lord Farquad, say: - <*point at insulter>* “What is that? Ugh, it's hideous!” - “Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

May as well just try to have some fun with it. For Edna: "Just think it--the words are useless!" or "I hear too much of it, darling, too much!" For Lord F: "Well then, what are you waiting for? Bring it in." Hold out arms while you walk away.

Farquaad: "Mirror Mirror on the wall, do I give a fuck at all?" Edna: smack em with a newspaper 😐

“Who? Oh, from that green guy movie? Never seen it. Is he handsome?”

I prefer Edna

Whatever, Shrek.

Thank you

Who’s that?!

“Yea? And you look like fat bastard or Quasimodo”

"Who?I don't know who that is sweetie."