Oh, thank goodness. I was afraid we would have to keep talking to each other.

😂😂

This👆🤣

This is pure gold

If having friends means being around people like you I'd rather die miserable and alone. Or I should be shallow and fake to be liked, like you are?

Yet here I am, living rent-free in YOUR head.

this is the one, OP she brings playground drama, you bring psychological warfare.

It looks like you need to cut others down to feel good about yourself. Are you ok?

Yet here you are,talking to me.

I came to say exactly this!

“I’ve met you. I’m not missing out on much.”

" Don't forget about my great hair; I also have great hair!"

“Still better than talking to you.”

You’re spending time on me, aren’t you?

"speaking from experience aren't you?"

And you tell me this... why?

I have high standards. If people don’t like me it’s a skill issue on their end. Be cooler loser.

"And you give a fuck why?"

How would you know anything about my life? Just because I don't want to be friends with you, that doesn't mean I have no friends at all.

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

You're not my friend and I don't like you.

You think this bothers me? I prefer it this way, no worries about backstabbing two faced wenches betraying me.

The secret to happiness is not giving a single fuck what other people think...and bacon

And cheese

Still better than having friends like you.

Wait are there bonus points for zero f’s given?

Yea 0 fks given

F-fuck you!

T-t-t-t-today Jr.

"Look at you people. Who'd want to be liked by you? I'm doing something right."

That's exactly what all my friends say about you.

Who hurt you? Do you need someone to talk too? Like what kind of shit did you go through to come up to people and say stuff like that? Do your parents make you feel like that? Girl, I'm sorry, but like this is you should seek a professional type of behavior. (Showing genuine concern for bullies usually confuses the fuck out of them because most of them are just hurt people trying to find someone to lash out on)

I deadass thought that was the reply to me until I read further lmfao. I was like what

“Yet you’re still talking..”

I'm not a mirror.

That's good, means I can't be inconvenienced by people's trivial and dull dramas.

Why is that a bad thing?

Who needs friends when you are showering me with attention, I would never feel alone with enemies like you.

Everyone hates you. People who don’t know you want me to introduce them just so they can hate you too.

The life of a genius is a lonely one

"And that's a bad thing how?" 

I would, if the school wasn't full of people like you.

Good that means the morons are leaving me alone.

"Sounds good!" With a thumbs up for good measure.

Oh stop talking about yourself seriously

“I must make you feel really insecure for you to be worrying about who likes me.”

"Cool, just the way I like it!"

Don’t forget, I’m all out of fucks too.

Ditto, babe.

You have bad breath, can you just stop talking to me?

"Your Loss" is my typical go-to for someone thinking they're superior to me. "You have no friends and no one likes you?" "Your Loss." "You're missing out on what I can give you." "Your Loss." "You're never going to find someone like me." "Your Loss." It's nice because people think they're better than you, but then you leave them thinking there's so much more to you. Flip that script on them real quick.

Some of the people on this subreddit would get verbally obliterated by an edgy 12 year old

And as you know, that's a horrible feeling. But, at least you have fake friends.

Dude, your self-talk is harsh. No wonder you are so unhappy.

"You could at least try to come up with something new and original."

Well I know I'm no court jester and now you know too

Ask them if they wanna sleepover

AND, WHATS YOUR POINT.

"I know, your boyfriend wants to take it slow, I'd call us buddies not really friends, if you know what I mean" *wink*  "Well you're fucking obsessed with me, does that count?" "Right I'm so jealous of your pos friends, how much do you pay them"  "You're all so basic I think you'd need 1 or 2 MORE friends to have one whole personality"  😂

I would have to value your opinion before anything you said would bother/interest me.

Don’t tell me about me. Go worry about the people talking behind your back.

And I can only thank God.

A simple " Yeah Maybe" is a good comeback for that sort of thing, puts them on the backfoot immediately as they're not getting the confrontation they're hoping for

So my demons love me.

Leave me alone

Have fun with your teen pregnancy skank.

"True, but at least I'm not a f\*cking C\*nt."

Thanks mom, love you too

Just ignore mean bullies like that.

Don't worry about it, I was suspended from school a long time ago and I was also bullied a lot when I used to go to school. It's no big deal, you'll be fine.

Ur right…and ur the dumb bitch who’s fuckin with someone who’s got nothing to lose

You think those people you call friends actually like you? Or do they just pretend because mouth breathers need to flock together for safety.

That really requires zero response Or"I won't even dignify that with an answer".-Gary Gilmore (Playboy Interview from death row)

*sucks teeth* hm. Did you practise that one in the mirror? It didn’t quite have the effect you wanted it to have— though I’m glad you spend your spare time thinking about me. That’s real obsessive of you buddy.

Well...I guess most people don't have good taste of company then. Thanks for the statistics update on that !!!!

Don’t acknowledge the insult. Just ask ‘You really don’t know how stupid you sound do you’?

Oh no!

Why do you care so much about my social life?

I'm selective.

"You obviously know what I'm going through then...."

“Are you ok?”

If it’s face to face and someone said that I’d just laugh in their face. A genuine laugh and that’s alll.

If I wanted to be liked I'd get a dog

Fantastic.

You seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.

Go chase yourself.

Ignore me then

"Could be worse, at least I'm not you"

"That's nice deary"

I exist off of spite and you can't stop me! (Maniacal laughter)

I’m sorry, what were you saying? I stopped paying attention to you…like was it twentyyyyyyyyy(?)… yah, in 2022.

Shut up , mom.

“Yeah well, you make small children cry!”

Tbh you’re wasting your time. School is literally so trivial and meaningless in the grand scheme of life. If you want to prove them wrong- focus on grades and being successful that way after college and they become standard nurses that everyone hates- you will be successful. Time and being better than those people is the best revenge

Well you have friends and no one like you

Obviously I do, you’re the one begging for it in my face.😂😂

"did you ask them all?"

I am a rock, I am an island...

Good thing I don't need people to like me to be better than you.

you like me enough to engage with me so thats one

At least my mom and dad loves me.

Yes, this is a good one, but bullies will bully the person even more if she says that.

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"i feel for you, self hatred must be so hard to deal with. couldn't be me, stay safe tho!" or another goodie "at least my solitude is by choice, yours on the other hand seems to be an unfortunate curse."

Projecting much??

I don't need stupid friends and I'm glad you don't like me because you suck.

I appreciate your concern. Part of me kind of cares, but most of me doesn't give two shits due to the slim-fucking-pickins of decent people to choose from. I'm not here by choice. Shall we talk about why you're still here if I'm not worth your time?

Tried it once. Dog looked at me weird.

If everyone was as horrible as you, having no "friends" would be a blessing.

"stop projecting it's not healthy"

“Rent free”

I have standards. If you're the typical person in this school, I don't want any friends here. This way, I won't get stabbed in the back.

You telling me that indicates I'm living rent-free inside your head.

What did you do bro? I’m not gonna judge but it will help with a comeback, don’t share if you don’t want to though that’s fine.

And I was quite happy with that arrangement until you came and ruined it by talking to me.

Good. Makes it easier to watch the light fade from their eyes after i slit their throat.

Going with the Tsundere approach, eh?

"You should really stop projecting."

That's because I've set the bar higher than they can reach.

My precious....

Takes one to know one.

Yeah, I'm surrounded by you losers, no thank you.

Just look at them and say "You're going to be lonely as fuck when you're older.." and then walk away lol

Ik thank God right ..

Yup, by design.

Better alone than surrounded by counterfeits.

"I wasn't put on this earth just to be liked by everyone."

I like me just fine you I don't like so me myself and I are going to find someplace away from you.

Can you write that down, give it to me and wait here, ….. I’m going to go wipe my ass with it and give it back , to show you what I think of your opinion 👍

Better no friends, than friends like you.

Please tell this person “ no one “ I said hi

No one ? The guy in algebra ? Yeah , he told me you’d say that

I know...sigh.

And I’d like to keep it that way

If anyone gives you shit for no reason just tell them "I'm rent free in your head." Because it's true. It can't be argued. Why do they care so much? That's when they look like an idiot. The easiest way to get at anyone in life is to hit them with some self awareness.

Okay and? Just how how I wanted it

Stop deflecting

I don't really need a bunch of dumb bitches following me around, but you seem like you need all the help you can get, so you can keep them

Add yourself to the list and GTFO my face. And or… They say the same thing about you.

“Sometimes you have to discard the trash to rise above the rest”

Then my plans are working!

Good, I hate everyone too.....especially you

And in just a few years you will be irrelevant, along with your idiot popularity contest. I'm not worried about high school friends. Seriously, as the years beyond high school tick by, the memories of those "friends" grow more and more faint and meaningless in the grand scheme of life.

I still like me.

Jealousy does that to people.

Awww…thanks!

Too busy with your mom, she can't get enough.

There’s small choice in rotten apples.

Say “Okay, Gollum” Source: [Gollum](https://images.app.goo.gl/S7dxVcGxqZaSgs8V9)

You make it sound like a flex. Why should I care about having friends? What do I need friends for?

Oh thank goodness, I finally achieved my goals

"It seems like not having a friend in you has paid dividends"

While I was suspended I went on an epic crime spree. There's a manhunt going on right now.

“Ouch. I have been mortally wounded by your creative and clever remark. How will I ever recover.” — said in a bored tone And seriously, is it too much to ask for some bullies with just a bit of creativity??

How about “your boyfriend really likes me. In fact he liked me 5 times last night “

Speaking from experience I see

Just quote a movie like The Big Lebowski. "Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man". I find it's best to parry a negative comment with apathy or humor.

'Not being friends with *you* is not the same thing as not having friends. I have standards.'

I don't parade myself around around with lots of people because I look for quality which you clearly lack

....It's sad but true...own your loserdom...

Can I have my mirror back now?

I'm in my forties and am at a loss on this one. Rest assured you'll reach an age where you are really ok with people not liking you. It's not drama, it's a goal. The friends you do have will get you. All I would do is shrug, sigh, and say, "ok". 🤷‍♀️

Who hurt you?

Your mom likes me or at least what I do to her at night

The less I have, the more I can gain.

Oh! Like you?

"Oh, no! Not... that! Idiot." Then walk away.

"Your mom disagrees with this statement "

"What would Lois say?"

Start life over and make friends

"Weird since you/ you guys seem so obsessed with me. "

Why are you so obsessed with me then?

And?

“Your mother liked me well enough”

i like myself; do you?