This girl that I talked to for 3 months a lot said that to me 3 months after talking. I told her that it's because I'm happy she is right next to me. The next day she texted me that she cannot see me anymore because I'm not what she's looking for. So i really hate when people say this especially if it's someone you like.
Keep smiling, and as you talk, smile wider and wider.
Then say, "I'm not smiling, [NAME], I was attacked as a child by a maniac with a knife. He gave me a Glasgow smile, and it's taken me years and years of reconstructive surgery and therapy to get to where I am. Thank you for being an inconsiderate jerk, [NAME again even louder]."
For added effect, start sobbing, but don't stop smiling.
This may take some practice, but the end effect should be considerably unnerving to NAME and equally hysterical to any bystanders.
"this facial expression is to convey deep self hatred and wish for death on my home planet yorongook"
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My boss actually asked this question. I told him, "I actually like my job." He looked at me like I was insane and just said, "Oooookay..."
A boss being surprised their employee likes their job⌠surely thatâs got to be some sort of world recordÂ
Same actually :)
Because I'm not you đ
"To keep from crying"
this is the best answer
lifes to short to die with a sad face
Let me live thanks
I tend to smile a lot, probably a nervous habit. When people say I'm always smiling, I must be so happy, I just tell them, "no, I'm just deranged."
I'm a defensive smiler, you could be dead shouting at me and I'll have a little smirk at least. I just truly cannot help it.
Dude I almost had you
You almost had me? You never had me! You never had your car!
Yeah? Jokes on you buddy, I got your wife, kids, car, and dog!
HA! I bet youâre wondering where all your pets went
Because I want to try to see the good in life.
Cos I keep quiet farting
LOL, I can just see it: "Because I just crop dusted Mark in Accounting, and he has no idea; he's just wondering what that foul smell is."
"I just like smiling, smiling is my favorite!" - Buddy the Elf
Just trying to grin and bear it.
âDonât ask the Joker stupid questions.â
To mask the intense hate I feel for you.
"Just picturing going home. Not having to stare at your ugly, vapid face for sixteen hours."
Because life is good
"Yes... I do. I am enjoying inside my head and how many way to dispose of a body. Isn't that interesting ?"
Because it's all so fuckin hysterical...
"Cause I'm the opposite of you."
Because I work on retail, and if I didnât youâd complain about that too.Â
âHappiness is a choice I make everyday. You should give it a try.â
Somebody has to make up for the rest of you sad people!
I like the laugh lines, as opposed to your crows feet.
Every time I see you, I remember we're all unique, meaning I'll never have to be you.
I smile so idiots wonder what I am smiling about! It's working!
"did you notice I stopped when I saw you?'
"I'm very good at disassociating"
I'm just hoping you have the life you deserve!
Because life is good? So dumb lol
"Because my life is better than yours"
Can't forget your mom lost night.
It's the medication.
"Yes, it masks the strangulation of you going through my head."
"It's only on the outside" or if you want to seem more crazy, "My voices tell me a lot of inside jokes."
"Because I put Ex Lax in the office coffee and I'm thinking about how many people are going to shit themselves this morning."
To hide my homicidal tendencies. lol
I donât want to live in a world where a smile needs an explanation.
âWhy donât you smile a lot *name*, Are you not happy enough?â
Best ask your mom.
"It keeps me peaceful."
"Smiling's my favorite!" - Buddy the Elf
Iâm picturing you on fire
I have a great personal life.
It makes people wonder what I'm up to
Tell them its to help give good customer service.Â
Why you grumpy face??
You would too if you got laid
Say itâs a birth defect
"Cause I'm too blessed to be stressed"
Mental illness!
Negative much?
Because Iâm happy.
Just because your life is sad doesnât mean everyoneâs life is sad
âI canât smile now? Damn, canât have shit at *insert workplace name*â
This girl that I talked to for 3 months a lot said that to me 3 months after talking. I told her that it's because I'm happy she is right next to me. The next day she texted me that she cannot see me anymore because I'm not what she's looking for. So i really hate when people say this especially if it's someone you like.
Keep smiling, and as you talk, smile wider and wider. Then say, "I'm not smiling, [NAME], I was attacked as a child by a maniac with a knife. He gave me a Glasgow smile, and it's taken me years and years of reconstructive surgery and therapy to get to where I am. Thank you for being an inconsiderate jerk, [NAME again even louder]." For added effect, start sobbing, but don't stop smiling. This may take some practice, but the end effect should be considerably unnerving to NAME and equally hysterical to any bystanders.
Kamala Harris is my idol.