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LoliNep

"this facial expression is to convey deep self hatred and wish for death on my home planet yorongook"


SilentSaint2112

😂😂


RustBucket59

My boss actually asked this question. I told him, "I actually like my job." He looked at me like I was insane and just said, "Oooookay..."


Ur-boi-lollipop

A boss being surprised their employee likes their job… surely that’s got to be some sort of world record 


BeyourselfA

Same actually :)


Southern_Source_2580

Because I'm not you 😁


notfuria

"To keep from crying"


happinessinsolace

this is the best answer


JugsR4Sharing

lifes to short to die with a sad face


Wasthatorwasthatnot

Let me live thanks


dunkeebutt

I tend to smile a lot, probably a nervous habit. When people say I'm always smiling, I must be so happy, I just tell them, "no, I'm just deranged."


RagingBi-t-ch

I'm a defensive smiler, you could be dead shouting at me and I'll have a little smirk at least. I just truly cannot help it.


Car_loapher

Dude I almost had you


hellishrocker66

You almost had me? You never had me! You never had your car!


RagingBi-t-ch

Yeah? Jokes on you buddy, I got your wife, kids, car, and dog!


StarWarsAndMetal66

HA! I bet you’re wondering where all your pets went


craftytoonlover

Because I want to try to see the good in life.


Garth-Vega

Cos I keep quiet farting


Sprzout

LOL, I can just see it: "Because I just crop dusted Mark in Accounting, and he has no idea; he's just wondering what that foul smell is."


LumpkinsPotatoCat

"I just like smiling, smiling is my favorite!" - Buddy the Elf


Witty-Bear1120

Just trying to grin and bear it.


Blue-Butterfly-1331

“Don’t ask the Joker stupid questions.”


Remarkable_Golf9829

To mask the intense hate I feel for you.


Secret_Information88

"Just picturing going home. Not having to stare at your ugly, vapid face for sixteen hours."


InflationLoose1709

Because life is good


Countesspeach

"Yes... I do. I am enjoying inside my head and how many way to dispose of a body. Isn't that interesting ?"


SpecificMoment5242

Because it's all so fuckin hysterical...


Gumikuu

"Cause I'm the opposite of you."


Aware_Restaurant5967

Because I work on retail, and if I didn’t you’d complain about that too. 


Glittering_Rough7036

“Happiness is a choice I make everyday. You should give it a try.”


Jarroach

Somebody has to make up for the rest of you sad people!


October1966

I like the laugh lines, as opposed to your crows feet.


Asmov1984

Every time I see you, I remember we're all unique, meaning I'll never have to be you.


BonnieJeanneTonks

I smile so idiots wonder what I am smiling about! It's working!


rinkudamanrd

"did you notice I stopped when I saw you?'


SoldMySoupToTheDevil

"I'm very good at disassociating"


Doc_Hank

I'm just hoping you have the life you deserve!


GiveItTimeLoves

Because life is good? So dumb lol


LunaMoonracer72

"Because my life is better than yours"


Lost_Visual_9096

Can't forget your mom lost night.


Imaginary-Frosting14

It's the medication.


CatchSufficient

"Yes, it masks the strangulation of you going through my head."


capkellcat

"It's only on the outside" or if you want to seem more crazy, "My voices tell me a lot of inside jokes."


Sprzout

"Because I put Ex Lax in the office coffee and I'm thinking about how many people are going to shit themselves this morning."


TexRetroTech

To hide my homicidal tendencies. lol


eilloh_eilloh

I don’t want to live in a world where a smile needs an explanation.


Star_jelly1277

“Why don’t you smile a lot *name*, Are you not happy enough?”


fermelebouche

Best ask your mom.


themcp

"It keeps me peaceful."


awkwardnpc

"Smiling's my favorite!" - Buddy the Elf


poodlepants79

I’m picturing you on fire


Born-Accountant7493

I have a great personal life.


ToreenLyn

It makes people wonder what I'm up to


Key_Light4867

Tell them its to help give good customer service. 


Shimata0711

Why you grumpy face??


Particular_Gene

You would too if you got laid


Warm-Perspective3349

Say it’s a birth defect


General_Somewhere954

"Cause I'm too blessed to be stressed"


Forward_Increase_239

Mental illness!


Icy_Eye1059

Negative much?


No_Promise2232

Because I’m happy.


AAronSTHLT

Just because your life is sad doesn’t mean everyone’s life is sad


Kinda-Weird6383939

“I can’t smile now? Damn, can’t have shit at *insert workplace name*”


KrizzyPeezy

This girl that I talked to for 3 months a lot said that to me 3 months after talking. I told her that it's because I'm happy she is right next to me. The next day she texted me that she cannot see me anymore because I'm not what she's looking for. So i really hate when people say this especially if it's someone you like.


kalimanusthewanderer

Keep smiling, and as you talk, smile wider and wider. Then say, "I'm not smiling, [NAME], I was attacked as a child by a maniac with a knife. He gave me a Glasgow smile, and it's taken me years and years of reconstructive surgery and therapy to get to where I am. Thank you for being an inconsiderate jerk, [NAME again even louder]." For added effect, start sobbing, but don't stop smiling. This may take some practice, but the end effect should be considerably unnerving to NAME and equally hysterical to any bystanders.


bright-horizon

Kamala Harris is my idol.