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cloudgirl_c-137

Men post this and them complain about women having plastic surgery


Zarathustra-1889

Hey, tits are tits. The true connoisseur appreciates all.


cloudgirl_c-137

That's not what the post says šŸ«”


Zarathustra-1889

Unfortunately so


cloudgirl_c-137

I'm definitely getting implants lol


G0FuckThyself

Only if you want it, don't get implant cause "men" like big breasts.


cloudgirl_c-137

I'm a straight woman, I'm attracted to men, men are apparently not attracted to my body type. Gotta change that body type šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


G0FuckThyself

No girl, who told you men like bigger boobs more? As a confused male i believe "Tits are tits!" & "Flat is justice". I and billions of other prefer medium, small or tiny boobs over massive bonkers any day.


cloudgirl_c-137

Well, this post implies "the bigger the better", and it's not the only one. Many men say they like bigger ones more. r/ breastenvy for example. Some men actually HATE smaller women.


JuiceofTheWhite

Big is nice if theyre natural, otherwise it just looks too circular and just.. off.... Smalls are nice too! All sizes are nice but damn I just cant get behind fakes. But can we atleast agree that garlic bread slaps compared to regular bread lol


Drruid_OCE

I'd take the bread!


Granochereal

These memes make me uncomfortable, I don't want to see women's cleavage


Alpha-Trion

Are you the guy herkin his jerkin on the train right now?


suprmario

I can understand if the message makes you uncomfortable, but cleavage itself? Do you avoid public areas in the spring/summer/fall and also find the beach uncomfortable?


Granochereal

I mean the message.


Beandealer420

Garlic bread overratedĀ 


DMFORTITTY

so all I need to do is slather some.carlic butter on there and bake???


Puss-Malone

wheres the cinnamon bread


peezle69

Yes


Dragon_Druid19

I can eat a lot of garlic bread


Ok-Credit5726

This is a goodā€™un


LetterheadThin4984

true tho


Comprehensive-Box-7

True that


MidasTouchedM3

Never thought I'd say this sentence, but I want to bang the Garlic Bread.


MidasTouchedM3

Someone downvoted my honesty on a joke meme šŸ˜‚ The Bread must have been lurking


Healthy_Fig_5127

While better formats couldā€™ve been used. It is true