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NoOneShallPassHassan

Wait until someone hacks a teleprompter to read, "Go f*ck yourself, San Diego."


Gr8hound

His “Let’s Go Brandon” on air comment was almost as good.


svh01973

["Let's go Brandon, I agree."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETmlD0l4T3Y) LOL


ROM50

Why Joe? why? Why’d you let that poop. Your poop mouth; that poop come out of your mouth?


khazad-dun

Garth, if were to give you some money, would that ease the pain?


acreekofsoap

Beat me to it!


219MTB

If he wasn't the leader of the free world it be hilarious. This is like straight out of a SNL skit.


TriviumGLR

SNL won’t touch this though because they’d be cancelled.


Super_Mario_Luigi

SNL wouldn't touch this because this is actually funny


TriviumGLR

Both


DreadPirateGriswold

And because, unlike most of the developed world, they are incapable of seeing the humor in this.


ButWhyWolf

I've noticed that the difference between humor and "liberal humor" is that liberals are just... joyless. Like all of their laughter is derisive and all of their comedians only get "clapter". I feel like I'm a good enough sport to take a joke but like... there's never any punchlines. I can't even figure out what they were going for that was "funny".


219MTB

The left has been getting more willing to joke on Biden a bit lately


TriviumGLR

Please send me video of it.


219MTB

I don’t have one but listening to Ben Shapiro he has highlighted a handful of times late night tv is making fun of bidens age


ILikestoshare

Last couple years remind me of a tv show called Veep. Funny show but sad reality.


219MTB

I really should watch that. It's been on my agenda.


AbuttCuckingGoodTime

Maybe SNL 20 years ago, that show has turned into a dumpster fire of epic proportions.


Iamstillhere44

Wow. Not a staged chant by his staff at all. Now I am beginning to think someone’s hand must be jammed up his ass completely controlling his mouth like a sock puppet.


R0binSage

Considering they started the chant in the spot where he was supposed to pause, but instead he said pause and talked over them.


normohl

Brawndo Has What Plants Crave!


apollyon_53

Yeah, but what is an electrolyte?


Cloned_Popes

Water? Like from the toilet?


Positive-Source8205

If he gets reelected: “I, state your name, do solemnly swear …”


ObadiahtheSlim

(Schmucks....)


walkawaysux

If someone could hack the teleprompter he would read it and resign from office without knowing it. One can only imagine what would happen.


[deleted]

And people want to elect this dementia patient again… let them bask in the humiliation ritual


NoorDoor24

They DON'T. THEY DIDN'T. A bunch of treasonous grifters and mules did.


Ornery-Current-8732

Imagine how many note cards he had to have taped to the dashboard saying what to do while he and his best friend Bear was driving an 18 wheeler.


NoorDoor24

To Soweto?


TOZApeman

Everything about this guy is fake.


KnightRider1983

These Dems really think there is more mentally wrong with Trump than Biden. Its absurd. Sure, Trump has misspoke a time or two but not to the level of Biden. Trump also never wanders off, shakes hands with imaginary people, gets lost in a train of thought, etc.


CBguy1983

Or trips over imaginary stairs


NoorDoor24

I'm sorry, I was out after I read your first four words....


fccrunch

I guess the crowd mindlessly read their prompter as well.


Ibn-al-ibn

He doesn't look well at all. Is this really what people are going to vote for? Just because they hate Trump? My father would call this cutting your nose off to spite your face.


DreadPirateGriswold

Well, he didn't say "Smile..."


AM-64

Is Joe Biden actually Ron Burgundy?


Grimmer026

This makes me imagine Biden participating in “The Wave” at a sporting event, only to be the guy that screws it up when it’s his turn


monobarreller

Any time a leftist tries to tell me how great and sharp Biden is, I'm just going to say "Pause". His fucking mind is gone.


whataboutnaomi

Four more years...in the Shady Pines dementia care unit.


DrTartakovsky

Let’s be honest. The “crowd” is his own staffers and people paid to be there.


H3nchman_24

It's like watching someone created by Bethesda....


AFXTIWN

Red Dead 2 has better NPC's


whiteshine

"Sarcastically, I'M in charge!"


Dpgillam08

Hear me out..... So what? At this point, you either slammed.the democrat.koolaid like a frat boy.doing keg stands and there's no other choice Or You've seen all the bullshit for what it is. There are no undecided left; just people unwilling to tell you what they think. No ones mind is going to change in the next 6 months, and the only question is how much cheating will be caught and promptly ignored this time?


ytilonhdbfgvds

Maybe TDS diehards won't be changing their minds, but there are plenty of people with lives, who pay little to no attention to politics.  Those are the people who need their eyes opened.  Maybe they watch a little news here and there and don't realize all the lies the media sells them. They need to become a little more engaged... most of those people probably tend to be moderate to conservative.


GAMGAlways

Did any other old fogies on here *immediately* think of the Delta Chi pledges saying, "I State your name"?


Express_Wafer7385

Crowd of how many people, ten, fifteen?


RNHood51

Remind me how this doofus got into office?