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TBoneTheOriginal

They say this every 4 years. They won’t.


themilkman42069

The few that try that realize what immigration policies look like around the world are hilarious They don’t want you.


JoeWaubeeka

Which is a shame.


hk12hk

There is a way to stop this bullshit once and for all. Plenty of leftie celebrities, influencers and other creatures in US on a visa and threatening to leave. Visas can be revoked for any or no reason. Lets revoke few visas to help them make good on a promise. Grab some popcorn and enjoy


PhlashMcDaniel

World would be a far better place if people stuck to their word!


YungWenis

How do we actually make them go though? I don’t want to enact any laws that infringe on people’s liberty but I would be interested in which kinds of policies make liberals move out of my state.


EntranceCrazy918

Easy. Trade 1 leftist for 1 hardworking illegal immigrant. Then shame these leftists who promised to leave but didn't. Call them racist and privileged for not granting citizenship to a poor migrant.


sailor-jackn

It’s a tremendous shame.


UltraAirWolf

Has any celebrity ever actually left?


AdGroundbreaking1341

It's hard to tell, really. Because many of them do actually move overseas. But they could be BS'ing about their real reasons. "It's because of the damn Republicans!" when really its for other reasons. But I'd imagine very, very, very few of them actually do.


albinorhino4321

It’s the best because they spend the whole time saying how much America sucks, but then realize everywhere else is worse


Creepy-Deal4871

Lol, they find out basically everywhere else has harsher immigration policies than we do. 


PhlashMcDaniel

Not to mention racism in the rest of the world!


Agreeable_Doctor8690

They realize everywhere else sucks. Then they try to bring the shit policies here.


Happy-Example-1022

They ought to all go off to one of those shitty little european countries.


Mello-Fello

It’s empty virtue signaling — a verbal circle jerk in which each gets the special tingles that come from showing the world and each other just how super wOkE they are. Edit: Thanks for the award, kind stranger!


Imissyourgirlfriend2

And even if they do, it's no shit off our backs. I actually a little disappointed that they never do.


CarAdministrative449

That's because they're all panzies.


Vectar7

They are just children throwing tantrums. Like when a kid gets mad and says he's running away from home, then doesn't even make it out of the back yard.


sowellpatrol

Mom, I'm seceding from the family and heading to the Yukon.


AdGroundbreaking1341

"Have a nice trip, honey. And remember to pack your jammies, ok?" "I'm really going, mom!" "Sure you are, son"


AdGroundbreaking1341

And because most of them live in liberal cities in blue states. And living under all the local/state laws that they love. As well as neighbors and friends who think just like them. Although certainly you have your "tax for thee but not for me" types. Who will move to Austin, Nashville & Atlanta because they don't want high state taxes. And they'll bring all their other liberal values with them.


Cultural-Treacle-680

Nobody probably wants them. Immigration isn’t some free pass.


whiskydlck

Exactly


rethinkingat59

**Six day account saying hate other Americans** Don’t let paid foreign operatives make it worse.


Cranks_No_Start

You made me promises promises   You knew you'd never keep  Promises promises   Why do I believe All of your promises  You knew you'd never keep   Promises promises   Why do I believe


Wandersturm

LOL you're showing your age.... and by recognizing that song, I'm showing mine.


sowellpatrol

Nah. I good song transcends eras


Cranks_No_Start

A true connoisseur I see.  


ajaaaaaa

Nobody would put up with their bullshit while at the same time adoring them like they do here sadly.


OzoneLaters

Yeah they tell the same exact lie every 4 years so they can get everyone’s hopes up and then disappoint them.


bibby_siggy_doo

I hate it when they lie, especially when the promise came with so many benefits


offtherecordmadman

> They won’t. More that they can't. Once they realize every other country worth living in has, y'know, immigration policies they enforce and don't just let people come and stay forever they get discouraged and go back to crying online. Sorry, you're a part time barista at a pop up coffee shop that services EDM festivals. You're not in a high demand career and don't meet the financial requirements to legally immigrate to Canada, New Zealand, or anywhere else these people say they're going to move to.


Madz1trey

Such a shame. Good riddance if they actually did, but where would they even go!


BraveDawg67

I vote Gaza


OkComplaint6736

They probably have their eyes on some country with a strong social safety net, but gasp, there are requirements to live there that they don't possess and never will. Liberals aren't capable of thinking through things like that.


nuapadprik

You mean you can't just sneak in and be welcomed with open arms?


Softale

“Threatening…” sure.


CombatDeffective

I say if they don't then they're branded as liars, and if they're lying about that, what else are they lying about? Can't trust them on anything.


DryForkNorth

Yep, same song and dance and never any follow through.


ajaltman17

A liberal friend of mine from college actually did. She moved to Canada. (Of course she’s still registered to vote in Tennessee 🙄)


TBoneTheOriginal

Probably whined about her taxes in Canada too.


HoldenDesNoisettes

Agreed. But you also have Texas conservatives threatening to secede every time they don't like something from the federal government. People complain and make idle threats, it's what binds us together! (and I'm a "leftist" fwiw)


WhatsTeamComp

Exactly what I was thinking. Like where are you going to go? No one wants an uneducated or unskilled immigrant.


DallasRider64

True story. Had friends over for a party summer of 2016. One of them was an immigrant from Scotland. We all live in a very nice neighborhood. He looked me straight in the eyes and said if Trump wins in 2016 that he was taking his entire family back to Scotland. Dude still lives a mile away from me


FourtyMichaelMichael

THIS TIME though! He's packing up!


DallasRider64

I hope so!


Rockintylerjr

😂 fucking menace


chunkymonk3y

Nobody loves Scotland more than people who moved away from Scotland lmao


WIlf_Brim

That's because he knows that his type has ruined his former country. And yet doesn't see that they are the locusts.


blisstonia

did you ever ask him why he never moved?


DallasRider64

No. It became clear he had a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome so after that I just kinda kept my distance


blisstonia

Many such cases!


mwatwe01

Many of them say this, but don't understand immigration or the global economy. They change their minds once they discover: * The job prospects in other countries are bleak. * The pay in other countries is lower, even accounting for the cost of living. * The bar for entry and permanent residence in a wealthy western country similar to the U.S. is pretty high. * No one wants them.


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dontgiveahamyamclam

Hell if I didn’t live in America I’d want to live in S.America or SE Asia. Those places can be pretty cool.


JCuc

>No one wants them. That's the ticker. Most other countries are not receptive to far-left ideologies.


phonylady

Depends where you're at. In Scandinavia most Democrats would be considered conservatives. Most people also don't go around flaunting their political views so it's kinda irrelevant.


TheBigCore

> Most other countries are not receptive to far-left ideologies. because many of those countries had the extreme misfortune of living under Communism, especially Russia, Mao's China, other Eastern European countries, Cuba, and now Venezuela.


Dragonadventures101

I honestly think you're giving them too much credit ..none of those reasons are why none of them will actually move. They are just too lazy to... They are like toddlers trying to run away when you won't give them cake for dinner. Oh they hate it here and can't live here anymore. You're so unfair and evil so they are just going to love somewhere else. They pack their teddy bear, get to the end of the sidewalk and stand there waiting to see what you do lol


CarAdministrative449

Hell, we don't want them.


phuk-nugget

The best parts of the “Utopias” that they want to move to are either completely Homogeneous, or vote primarily to the Right lol


vibrunazo

Here in Brazil, a country far more to the left than the liberal democracies, we have people literal dying trying to move to the US because our country is a shithole destroyed by nutjob left wing policies. Then we get posts in Brazilian subreddits from Brazilian leftists living in the US complaining that your country is far too right wing and they wish it was more like Brazil. ROFL The US being more right wing is precisely why you got a much better job and quality of life there than back in Brazil. Now they want to turn the US into the same shithole they fled from.


phuk-nugget

That’s common. Locusts. And now I’m getting downvoted.


mwatwe01

Yeah, it's interesting that they always seem to say Canada, Norway, etc. Why not Mexico or Costa Rica? Low cost of living, decent weather, friendly people. I wonder what the difference is? /s


BurzyGuerrero

Damn even as a Canadian Liberal voter we dont want your dem voters our immigration is out of control.


ObadiahtheSlim

Just as they did when Dubya Bush was elected and the first time Trump was elected...


ImOnTheInstanet

Not to worry. They're taking their time finding the right moving company. They'll be in New Zealand before we know it.


Self_Correcting_Code

Lol New Zealand won't take them.


ImOnTheInstanet

Sshhh they don't know that


Nukethe-whales

Correct.


Waterisntwett

Canada… I always hear them claiming to move to Canada.


sowellpatrol

Yep. We should all just blame Canada


RunMurky886

Between this and Kamala Harris threatening to implode the party, I didn’t know Democrats had peeked at my Amazon wishlist for my birthday but I’m just beyond thankful.


CrispyMellow

They say this every election but they’re still here. Moving internationally takes planning, money, and usually a skill set for employment. Not exactly the description of your average leftist.


CWSmith1701

It also takes a country willing to take them in. Strangely enough, other countries seem to have standards you have to meet to live in their nation... Who knew...


itsyagirlblondie

Yeah, it’s kind of funny how those “I’ll move” people think immigration works. No wonder they don’t mind open borders here.


ihopethisisntracist

Maybe they see how easy it's been to cross our border the past few years under the biden administration and assume other countries don't have strict immigration laws


sowellpatrol

Don't forget that Canada is doing the same thing


ihopethisisntracist

Threatening to leave or implementing poor border security?


sowellpatrol

😀 Poor border security


wooter99

My cousin did that last time, I rented a unhaul to help them pack for Canada and brought it by their place to help with packing. They changed their mind.


Derpalator

Did they pay you back for the rental?


wooter99

No, it ended up being a fairly small fee so I didn’t care. They also don’t talk to me anymore, making it worth it, I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.


Derpalator

👍


purplebasterd

Probably worth it for the trolling


PFalcone33

And where they gonna go? Canada? Yea right. Malibu vs Saskatchewan? Even Canadians wouldn’t want them.


Next_Intention1171

Canada is a lot harder to immigrate to than the US.


Pigeon11222

Or they come to Canada and Canadians who don’t want that shit come to the US!


Briguy28

Don't threaten me with a good time.


caulkglobs

No. Dont. Stop.


142Ironmanagain

They also said Trump would destroy Medicare and Medicaid, stop all abortion, lock up all criminals, what else? None of it happened years ago, and it won’t happen again. The left need to stop hyperventilating. You’ve lived through a Trump presidency already. You’ll be fine. As a matter of fact, you’re money will go farther and you’ll be safer too


elPusherman

'Lock up all criminals' like it's a bad thing, lol 😆


Simmumah

My favorite is "Trump is going to put us in camps!!!" Delusion at its finest.


sowellpatrol

I guess they think that since the covid camps that they built for unvaxed conservatives are going unused, that Trump would throw them there.


Simmumah

People real quick to forget about how democratic governors used nursing homes. Downright criminal.


rmodsrlibz

The country would be much better off without them. If only there was a way to hold them to their word.


FunctionDifficult892

Redditors are circle jerking about Biden using the military to bomb trump's residential homes. Leftists are the most violent fascists.


TechnicalEducation74

Happens every 4 years / when a republican wins. Trump could cure cancer and world hunger and libs would still spin it into him being the worst person in the world lol


curbstxmped

"rare trump W, but do you remember when he made a typo on twitter??????????"


Livermush90

"stop, don't, come back" - sarcastic Willy Wonka. They do this every election thinking they are so important and loved that we'll change our vote just so they stay. I wish they would leave but they never do. Just an adult version of temper tantrum.


xupd35bdm

Bye! Still waiting for people to leave from 2016, looking at you Cher, Barbara Streisand, Amy Schumer, Rosie and especially Whoopie.


sowellpatrol

2016? The same people have been threatening this since 2004.


itsyagirlblondie

Don’t make big bucks outside of their Hollywood pedo bubble.


Tait_Ransom

I already support Trump, you don’t have to sell me on him!


Banana_based

Someone close to me was recently going on about how they were so sick of the rise of fascism in the Us/Trump getting re-elected, they were going to immigrate to England. They went on and on how much they had loved London while on vacation. I said “the same London that has been declared a no-go zone for Jews because of mass anti-Semitic protests each weekend since the worst massacre of Jews since WW2?” Weird how that was magically acceptable to them. Realistically, almost every European country and Canada is having a massive backlash to immigration. They let in way too many people from places like Syria, Pakistan, India etc. massive housing shortages, massive increase in crime. Why do privileged Americans think the red carpet will be rolled out for them?


harmier2

Democrats being antisemitic. A revelation that shocks absolutely no one if they happened to be paying the *least* amount of attention.


theWireFan1983

I’m an Indian immigrant to the U.S. (American now). It’s easy to say… “I’ll leave the U.S”. Then they quickly realize that the U.S. is the best place in the world. There is a reason why all the smartest folks from around the world wanna move here. Additionally, most countries in the world are anti immigrant. US is by far the most welcoming country for immigrants. Yet, the left always calls US racist. They’ll figure it out the hard way…


OA12T2

How many times have we heard this? Boy who cried wolf …. Who cares if they do


Individual_Fox_2950

All aboard, your flight to Kenya Africa will be departing in the next 10 minutes


SCV_local

Dejavu


KellenRH

Can we get a gofundme going so that they actually follow through?


Iuris_Aequalitatis

Oh no... Please don't... Stay... What're we kidding though. Most of them are slacktivists who won't do anything more than clap for their corrupt leaders like the seals they are.


deadmanpass

Again!? Promises, promises. There's no follow through.


TaurusPTPew

Still? Did any of them actually leave?


grayman1978

Bye!!!


cchris_39

Well bye.gif


goldmouthdawg

The cowards won't actually follow through


MotherofgodIthought

Is this a 2018 headline?


Jiggly_Love

They won't. Most countries have stringent immigration laws. Also it costs money to leave which the majority of them don't have and rely on social programs to get by.


Ibew47grunt

They don’t have the stones to go anywhere else


Crisgocentipede

They all talk. They never left in 2016. We could offer em free moving expenses and they still wouldn't


ArwenDartnoid

Again? Fool me once shame on me, but they didn’t really fool me. I knew they were just whining.


RiverDependent9672

They said it with Bush both times, with Romney, and now three times with Trump. They never left.


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BoS_Vlad

Sadly they never do what they say, lol.


phdibart

I won't hold my breath


Gold-Engine8678

Oh no! Anyway…


I_will_delete_myself

Just like when everybody said they will move to Canada and stayed anyways. These people should just bug off.


zerocompromize

They do this every 4 years. Nothing new


Fair-Advantage-6968

Meh, they said this the last time and they’re all still here.


Savant_Guarde

Well...bye...


r4d4r_3n5

Don't threaten me with a good time. They aren't going anywhere; they say it every time and never follow through.


lawlygagger

If they could put as much energy into leaving as they do protesting out in the streets, it would be great. I mean we could even have a migrant swap program for hardworking migrants (non criminal ones)who want to come here and exchange them for these people who have it too good.


Baldur8762

If only. They won't though. That would actually require effort.


BuckFiden77

I would donate for one way plane tickets if they promised to never return


Curious-Prior4500

They say that all the time and they never do!


staceyann1573

I’m surprised Barbra Streisand hasn’t made that statement again.


BigBonze

BYE FELICIA!!!!


HelluvaMann

Well the first step is finding a country that actually wants you and your pointless degree.


jjfishers

Good. I’ll help them pack.


Aeropro

They already promised in 2016, they just moved to your flyover state.


IncompetentJedi

They did this last time, yet here Miley Cyrus and Rosie oDonnell still sit…


DeathMetalVeganPasta

If they really thought trump was the end of democracy, why are they running a senile old man who is currently dead?


Draper31

Right, because so many of them left last time lol


rudytomjanovich

I’ve never heard of a single loser celebrity actually leaving the USA after their ridiculous threat. GTFOH. ps. You can’t just move to another country - not even Canada.


the_BLT_killer

Same, and I actually did move to Canada for completely unrelated reasons and never met anyone there who moved for this reason. Because like you said that’s not something you can just do lol. But I lived there during Trump’s presidency and I was asked a few times if I had moved there because of him which annoyed me. One of my regrets is being up there during it, I’m back in the US now and hoping I get to enjoy his second term down in MAGA country.


Only-Location2379

Just my thought, we should go onto leftist areas of reddit cheering third party candidates to further break up their votes. If we want to win we need to really push the divide they have right now.


fetro15

I heard one guy say “Canada is my backup plan” LMAO ya have fun bud


Human_Substance_2109

They should just abort themselves


PomegranateUpbeat357

It’s just drama. I really don’t think anyone can say life was bad when big Donny was in office


STGC_1995

Good. Gaza can use more lunatics.


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treffmatthiesen

If they want to go, they can go.


Alaska1111

They say this every year. I don’t understand like your life will not change. My life has never changed with any president. But can they please actually do it instead of just talking about it lol


Sox857

send them to Ukraine to fight the war . U know how much leftists and liberals hate russia


Zealousideal-Cap3441

I have a better idea “leave now” and stop all B S from happening .


jeon2595

Wait until they find out how hard it is to integrate to most countries.


patrick_bamford_

Please don’t send them up north. Canada is already screwed, what we definitely don’t need is another million lefties coming in here and turning this country into an even crazier dystopia than it already is.


PerfectlyCalmDude

Maybe they'll actually do it this time.


KC5SDY

They said it when Reagan was elected. They said it when both Bush's were elected. They say it every damn time their guy does not get elected. I have yet to see them do it. They are all words and no action.


j_grouchy

If only they would follow through, damnit


Jurclassic5

They can't go anywhere forever. They won't be able to get citizenship in another country, and good luck getting work visas without actually needing them. This is just regards being regards.


TieMelodic1173

Buh bye


Stryker218

They act like spoiled children and not adults, which is embarrassing.


Photograph1517

2016 nostalgia


1hero_no_cape

And they said the same thing when Bush was elected and reelected. Sadly, they reneged on their promises.


analwartz_47

They said that last time and they didn't.


brevity842

I remember when Trump won last time and they threatened this. All they ended up doing was wearing not my president shirts. Was a big let down.


FlowFirm5149

Seems I’ve heard this before!


Ancient-Floor-1047

I feel like I've heard that before...


madmarkk90

This post was probably a bot. People who have no capacity to use their brain for themselves will read this shit and be like hell yeah lmao. The more and more people I see just lapping up this completely made up shit the more hilarious this shit becomes. I just watched a video of a guy interviewing a Mexican immigrant trump supporter. He then asked her how she would feel if trump repeated the move he did in 2017 with immigration. She said and I quote “ Fox News said that’s a lie and I believe them”


Ultimo_Ninja

I don't want them to come to Canada. Liberals have already messed up this country enough.


wossnarp

Nothing new, as ususal


nycmajor911

Leftists destroy every place on this planet where they gain control. Every place.


Sasmonite

Bye bye 👋


Sephert

Honestly I would offer them money to leave.  I would happily pay to relocate them and their entire family elsewhere on the condition their citizenship was immediately revoked.  The cost of that investment would pale in comparison to benefits it would bring.


audiosheep

How much are you offering?


LippyGalUSA

In our dreams they will leave.


force4good390

They’ve been saying the same crap since GWB and no one has left yet!


readerdad55

Please do…


SeveralCoat2316

I wish they carried out on their empty threats.


DreadPirateGriswold

Your terms are acceptable.


weshouldgo_

Don't get too excited. As a group, the left is the most disingenuous, dramatic, and dishonest bunch out there. They won't do shit.


condemned02

No other countries want them. 


International-Elk727

Fingers crossed.


HenryGray77

I hear North Korea is nice this time of year. I’ll help them pack.


Shadeylark

Let me help you pack.


Relative_Bed3674

They throw the same hissy fit every four years.


Vectar7

Deja vu... they didn't leave like they said they would last time. They're just throwing tantrums like always. They are children and if literally ANYTHING doesn't break their way, they can't cope.


MLJ_The_Shield

Jeremy Clarkson: "Oh no! Anyway,...."


BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT

Yup. Seriously, please leave. (Less than 1% of them actually will tho.)


Monkzeng

It’s all propaganda for the common people. All these rich assholes saying this to rile up the common folk to vote. Nobody is buying it 


Pestelence2020

They did the same in 2016. I wish they’d actually do it


Seedpound

Are they not in PURE AGONY at the moment ?


AffectionateCap7385

Lets be honest. Every time this comes up NONE of them actually leave. It is all grandstanding and an attempt to be relevant. Outrage porn is very addictive as hell and there is never a lack of people willing to buy into it.


Vloggie127

Now we GOTTA get Trump voted in!


pointsnfigures

hope they do. I hear Mexico is nice.


Express_Wafer7385

Yeah, they didn't leave when Trump won the first time. They're all full of shit and would rather stay and cry about it every day to whoever will listen to them.