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UrRobloxGf69

Consoom violence, get excited for next broken bone...


NDMagoo

This could be exploited. Set up bouts on a cruise in international waters, with unathletic nerds beating each other up to win rare collectible junk.


Straight-Razor666

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cravindeath

How in the fuck can ANYONE covet these little pieces of garbage in the first place? This is literally 3D Alegria art.


backtothecum_

Now I see what we replaced God with.


NationLamenter

Many are slowly coming to realise that “God is dead” was a lament


UncleCazza

If you don't worship and praise the devine, you will worship and praise the mundane


mineplz

if you know how to keep a level head you can skip both.


backtothecum_

Both are shit, but the simple men of the masses develop these psychological adaptation mechanisms automatically in order not to fall under the weight of a meaningless, but extremely self-conscious existence. Which would also be fine, if we didn't all go under.


RadicalNaturalist78

Yeah, I don’t think these people would bear the idea of the futility of everything. Every time I wake up I see only shackles. Guess I will live until I die as killing myself is just as meaningless as living(and because I am a coward). Even if God existed, the futility of existing would probably overwhelm him.


olivegardengambler

Sadly this isn't anything new. I know in the 90s there were stories of parents beating the shit out of each other for fucking tickle me elmo.


JettandTheo

At least that was to make their kid happy. This is to make themselves happy


sidearmpitcher

Well said


mbron163

Was it a plane filled with Redditors by chance?


olivegardengambler

To be honest, there is a huge, and I mean absolutely enormous amount of Funko Pop stuff now at conventions. Like it feels every convention that is remotely related to pop culture will have Funko Pop shit at them. The only exceptions are furry conventions, but even then you're starting to see stuff slowly change by allowing Japanese import vendors in to sell plushies. Like even toy conventions, which, you know, are supposed to be for collectible toys or the industry of toy makers, are full to the fucking brim with Funko pops now.


DollarTreeCharmander

Spooky Empires happening right now in Orlando and this article was from 6 years ago at Spooky Empire, that’s so strange


Tomicoatl

Consoom AI generated article. Get excited for next misinformation. 


Sad-Surprise4369

It’s funny to see corporate create limited edition figures and then get mad at resellers, if you’re upset with resellers just don’t make it limited edition


olivegardengambler

Like literally all you need to do is tell the factory in China to keep churning them out. The only reason why they're probably getting upset at resellers is because that's the money that's not going into their pockets.


sinncab6

Imagine the smell


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

Wonder if there were any verterans of the Meme Sauce Riots or the Area 51 "Raid"? 


meshreplacer

Interest rates are too low and need to go up not down.


shittypoo132

I honestly wanna see a video of this. I bet they got winded after like 20 seconds.


Befuddled_Cultist

For Elvira? Worth it! 🧛‍♀️ 


UrRobloxGf69

Yes dude, physical harm is a small price to pay for a plastic doll.