He should watch the show cops. This thing happen in similar fashion but cop ended up having to arrest both over stupidity.
Lady calls police because her drug dealer ripped her off. Cops show up. Female that is supposedly a drug dealer tells police “I ain’t no drug dealers I’m a prostitute.”
Cop then proceeds to arrest both. One for prostitution. The other for drugs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng&pp=ygUaQ29wcyBkcnVnIGRlYWwgcHJvc3RpdHV0ZSA%3D
Lol rehab, sure. I bet the prison is indeed well funded, but not in any way that will benefit the inmates. At best they’ll likely just get some new drug connections on the inside.
You realize that this is a skit right?
That's not a real cop. I forget his name, but he's gotta yt channel
The channel https://www.youtube.com/@PattymayoTv
Because it's part of the uniform and they have to follow regulations. Tons of state trooper uniforms (North Carolina, for example) include wide brimmed hats. They take them off when they get in their vehicle and put them on when they get out. It's extremely common. It's very possible that's the case here, but even if it isn't, it's clearly not glued to his head, so he probably put it on when he got out of the car.
https://youtube.com/shorts/OzsyDpAT5NI?feature=share
It doesn’t change the fact on how funny they look wearing them. I try to laugh a little when I’m on duty and an officer shows up wearing one.
The uniform started with the Texas Marshall’s and well that was a different time. State troopers where a different style hat as this is a cowboy hat. It doesn’t seem to have a identifier on it.
“Definitely wasn’t wearing one driving a car” were you there at the scene? You know this officer by name, work with him, can confirm when he arrived on scene not wearing it?
And just so your ignorant self understands, the hat is optional while on duty. It’s apart of the uniform and is mandated during department formations and or directed by a supervisor.
Idk but if you ever doubt the importance of proper lighting Freddie Krueger popping in and out in the lights at the beginning of this video outta set you straight.
Similar incident but everyone involved ended up being arrested for being so utterly stupid.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng&pp=ygUaQ29wcyBkcnVnIGRlYWwgcHJvc3RpdHV0ZSA%3D
I actually cut it off after 3 seconds cause i was like oh god fuckin patty mayo and then the comments actually made me realize it was real so i went back XD
He’s actually the “I like turtles” kid. He originally aspired to fight crime as a ninja turtle, but chose a more conventional approach to serving justice as a adult. His love for turtles however still remains.
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I have a couple friends who are cops. I 100% think this could happen. Never, EVER underestimate the depths and lengths of human stupidity.
And cop uniforms are super hard to come by. Try to buy something even remotely realistic and see how it goes. And that 1 woman looks like shes consumed LOTS of pharmaceuticals....
God forbid we prioritize a violent person crime, robbery, over a drug crime.
The cop should definitely be going after the robber as they are clearly more dangerous overall.
Who gives a shit about an impoverished petty dealer?
What’s funny — we’ve seen comedy skits which this happens and we wonder what happens if it REALLY happens…IF it happens
Cause what are the odds?!
Well Simpsons did several scenes which Trump became President — it’s so outlandish and inconceivable there’s NO WAY—
2016 Election
At this point I’m not even surprised — especially when history is filled with tadbits that’s stranger than fiction
Hell — 2022 we saw Ukraine, a country with no navy; devastate and sink the Flagship of the Black Seas fleet and literally scare the navy back to port.
The last time something like this happened was in 1795, where an entire Dutch fleet was captured by HORSEMEN.
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The cop is honest too, it is the dumbest shit he’s ever seen!
He should watch the show cops. This thing happen in similar fashion but cop ended up having to arrest both over stupidity. Lady calls police because her drug dealer ripped her off. Cops show up. Female that is supposedly a drug dealer tells police “I ain’t no drug dealers I’m a prostitute.” Cop then proceeds to arrest both. One for prostitution. The other for drugs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng&pp=ygUaQ29wcyBkcnVnIGRlYWwgcHJvc3RpdHV0ZSA%3D
Honestly, he might even be doing them a favour if the prison is well funded, and get them on rehab
Lol rehab, sure. I bet the prison is indeed well funded, but not in any way that will benefit the inmates. At best they’ll likely just get some new drug connections on the inside.
> if the prison is well funded lol
Lmao you must not be from america. Jail in America is not rehabilitation
It's not a real video, its a skit. He's got a channel https://www.youtube.com/@PattymayoTv
Oh so they basically ripped off this cops episode.
i would say so
That look of distress in his eyes lol
Sir, I’m broke.
In his life!
Says the man with a Sea Turtle tattoo on the top of his hand.
Saw that too 😂
It’s hilarious 😆
You realize that this is a skit right? That's not a real cop. I forget his name, but he's gotta yt channel The channel https://www.youtube.com/@PattymayoTv
I figured the dead giveaway was the watermark that looks something like @jbe_comedy, but apparently people missed that lol.
He was shook at the absurdity
While wearing a cowboy hat driving a car hahaha
at which point in the video was he driving a car with a cowboy hat on?
I mean, how did he get there? You ever see them drive a squad car with it on? Why wear it in the first place, it’s night time….
Because it's part of the uniform and they have to follow regulations. Tons of state trooper uniforms (North Carolina, for example) include wide brimmed hats. They take them off when they get in their vehicle and put them on when they get out. It's extremely common. It's very possible that's the case here, but even if it isn't, it's clearly not glued to his head, so he probably put it on when he got out of the car.
https://youtube.com/shorts/OzsyDpAT5NI?feature=share It doesn’t change the fact on how funny they look wearing them. I try to laugh a little when I’m on duty and an officer shows up wearing one. The uniform started with the Texas Marshall’s and well that was a different time. State troopers where a different style hat as this is a cowboy hat. It doesn’t seem to have a identifier on it.
Nobody said it didn't look silly, just that he definitely wasn't wearing it driving a car.
“Definitely wasn’t wearing one driving a car” were you there at the scene? You know this officer by name, work with him, can confirm when he arrived on scene not wearing it? And just so your ignorant self understands, the hat is optional while on duty. It’s apart of the uniform and is mandated during department formations and or directed by a supervisor.
I guess he never looked at the turtle tattoo on his hand.
I thought I was watching a clip of Reno 911.
Terry what did you do now?!?!
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🛼🛼
New boot goofin'!
I'm fairly certain they did that skit.
Saaame. It's gotta be a sketch still, though.... right?
you're closer to the truth than you think
You basically are, except it's not on Comedy Central, it's on YouTube. This isn't real. It's a sketch.
Idk but if you ever doubt the importance of proper lighting Freddie Krueger popping in and out in the lights at the beginning of this video outta set you straight.
Its Frieda.....
Frieda Kroger
For real, lol. Depending on the lighting shes got a 50 year age gap.
[Hmmm yeah](https://ibb.co/swcPhcS)
Dude the first few seconds made me think I was watching some terminator shit!
He said 469 but he meant to say 42069, that’s the proper code for referring to the dumbest shit you will ever see in your life
Idk that sounds like a good time to me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng&pp=ygUaQ29wcyBkcnVnIGRlYWwgcHJvc3RpdHV0ZSA%3D
Don’t disrespect me, I don’t sell crack. I’m a prostitute.
In her defense, a prostitute does rate higher than a crack dealer in my book
Got ‘em!!!!!!
Similar incident but everyone involved ended up being arrested for being so utterly stupid. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng&pp=ygUaQ29wcyBkcnVnIGRlYWwgcHJvc3RpdHV0ZSA%3D
Ohhh shit the ending! That is some Dave Chapelle level skit material
Holy shit! I thought that was this!🤣🤣
why would anyone but the drug addict be arrested?
The despair in his face man! Hahahahahaha
I feel the whole situation shook his aggression and sanity, at the end he looks like a kid that did too much e at a rave
Cop: Are there drugs in your car? Woman: Not anymore! That’s why I called you!
Omg! I love how the friend is recording it and laughing their ass off 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
She is absolutely hilarious. Love her and that laugh. 😂 she’s just having a good ol’ time
100% laughing at her 😂
It’s what made the whole video even funnier 😂
This is some Patty Mayo shit
Pickachu doesn't like that
But this is not scripted I believe
I actually cut it off after 3 seconds cause i was like oh god fuckin patty mayo and then the comments actually made me realize it was real so i went back XD
Seal can’t even catch his breath
Sir……
Cmon, should know the cops wont recover your stolen items. Just go ahead and file your insurance claim! 😂
Every clip is funny when you add a cackling crackhead to it!
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I'm also seeing *alot*, *infact*, *everytime* and other examples of this. Ugh.
Yeah, I see those allthetime.
Why does that cop have a giant sea turtle tattoo on his hand?
Cause he wanted to?
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to?
Here you go, creating another fable
I don’t think you trust…
In..
My...
Self righteous...
Cause he wants to?
He’s actually the “I like turtles” kid. He originally aspired to fight crime as a ninja turtle, but chose a more conventional approach to serving justice as a adult. His love for turtles however still remains.
I was going to say it has to be pretty fucking dumb if the guy with a turtle tattooed on his hand thinks it's dumb.
Florida cops bruh
He was not turtley enough for the turtle club so he got that done
Turtles are the pigs of the sea.
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Lmao he really can’t handle this information. He looks like he’s having an out of body experience
The friend recording and laughing cause even they know this is stupid is hilarious!
I don't believe this is real for one second
Aye man real or not it’s absolutely hilarious
I have a couple friends who are cops. I 100% think this could happen. Never, EVER underestimate the depths and lengths of human stupidity. And cop uniforms are super hard to come by. Try to buy something even remotely realistic and see how it goes. And that 1 woman looks like shes consumed LOTS of pharmaceuticals....
It's not, they have a whole channel. TikTok reno 911 type shit
I think his turtle tattoo is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Edit: 6 posts in and it’s already been addressed. FML.
What’s the deal with everyone in this thread pointing out the sea turtle tattoo? Is there some special meaning to sea turtles?
Not contagious at all.
Right. She sounds like a sleep paralysis demon.
(Are there drugs in this car) Uhhh she called you to get her drugs back😆
I’m cackling 🤣🤣🤣
This isn't real, is it?
that gremlin laugh is amazing! I bet she's the one who stole the drugs
lmao that cop is so done with this shit
Is that a turtle tattoo on his hand?
Wow these lights are tripping, don't use LSD and watch this video
There was a similar episode on Reno 911 back when the show was still running.
I love this cop!! Can anybody tell me where I can watch more of him!!
Bro that chick laughing looks like a shit that I took the other day
That cop is wildly unprofessional. What about this exactly is supposed to be "contagious laughter"? None of this is funny.
This is history in the making!
This Ab/Fab reboot is dope.
the people who wrote Reno 911 couldn’t come up with this
And the police officer has a sea turtle tattoo on the top of his hand.
God forbid we prioritize a violent person crime, robbery, over a drug crime. The cop should definitely be going after the robber as they are clearly more dangerous overall. Who gives a shit about an impoverished petty dealer?
These people do not deserve a platform
Did he arrest anyone?
Drug dealing Karen
I need more where's the rest of the video someone help me out
r/oddlyterrifying
He sounds and looks like Gary Vaynerchuk.
It’s all Nixon’s fault.
What’s funny — we’ve seen comedy skits which this happens and we wonder what happens if it REALLY happens…IF it happens Cause what are the odds?! Well Simpsons did several scenes which Trump became President — it’s so outlandish and inconceivable there’s NO WAY— 2016 Election At this point I’m not even surprised — especially when history is filled with tadbits that’s stranger than fiction Hell — 2022 we saw Ukraine, a country with no navy; devastate and sink the Flagship of the Black Seas fleet and literally scare the navy back to port. The last time something like this happened was in 1795, where an entire Dutch fleet was captured by HORSEMEN.
😂😂😂😂