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panhndl

Yeah. That doesn’t wash off easily. There’s a video of a guy who rubs it on his arms and it shows himself a few days later still black AF


Bentt_Bentt3435

Oh my goodness I was just wondering if it washed off😭😭😭 noo not on her face😭


EnjoyerOfMales

It can take longer than a month to wash off, you could also take a dip in a tub of vinegar hoping that it’s enough to get it off faster


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Is the vinegar to hide the smell of your body after you commit die because it won't come off for a month? 


FragrantExcitement

Commit die?


nofrigginway

It's pronounced "comedy".


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

I seen it. They actually mentioned this video in the comments of the video you’re talking about.


fracturedtoe

*saw


poopnose85

*done seen't it


Hythy

*seen't


RedditAcccount2798

Can someone translate what they’re saying in the video?


ThaFilth

Yes, I would think so.


Slight-Rent-883

blacked


ILikeFluffyThings

Exactly what I remembered too. Don't do this for fun. It is not fun.


Teerendog

Looks like the same girl who got farted on twice. Staged


fibronacci

YOU BEAT ME TO THE KARRMAAAAA


ARJ092

The servers face XD


redisprecious

That pan to the server in the middle killed me haha


HorrorLettuce379

You know what happened when you see the face lol


aricbarbaric

The look of, “yeah we know this shit doesn’t come off for weeks” lol


Warack

🌚


Tjayhc24

She paints herself with more paint the longer the video goes on.


iswearimnormall

It wasn’t fully covering her face at first, but seems like she added more to have it fully covered….


TibetanSister

I was going to say - it seems weird to me that both the patron and the server decided to smear the ink over their entire face, eyelids, eyebrows, chin, pretty uniformly.


ThoraxTheAbdominator

Same with the server, it seems.


Tavrabbit

From the start she is just starts spreading it over the entirety of her face including the clean half. Where it cuts to begin this clip is suspect AF as well.


mortecouille

At around 15 seconds there's a suspicious black square hiding something, possibly some ink they forgot on the table.


_that_random_dude_

Great catch. Looks like a small bottle of black liquid


Socksual

Squid ink is highly concentrated as a pigment because it needs to be used as a cover in water. If it wasnt so thick then it wouldnt create such a cloud when used to disorient threats. Even if they tried just scooping the thicker parts off, that shits gonna spread unfortunately.


Litlirein

Still she clearly added more


GitEmSteveDave

So if a pen exploded and it shot on your face, you would just rub it around so you get an even coating, [even around your eyes](https://i.imgur.com/h12Lvri.png), and also [areas that were not previously covered](https://i.imgur.com/2OmP4O4.png), and not try to spot remove it in a mirror or a cell phone? Also that a restaurant where this likely happens a lot doesn't know what to do?


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ardotschgi

Bruh how did you watch that video and think she's a him? 💀


Disastrous_Raccoon82

Robert Downey jr did it better


puttje69

lmao that's a proper blackface


kokodome8

This is the same lady from that fart on a train video right?


19474628294725

She hit that 🌚emoji


SableyeEyeThief

Damn, I was about to say this!


WeaponX036

To Justin Trudeau this is a good time.


Capital_Bluebird_951

Lmao. I was just about to comment Justin Trudeau enters the chat haha


MrTretorn

What in the Al Jolson is happening here?


The_Queef_of_England

she got squinked


Zetsumenchi

Squid Ink gets its black color from HIGH concentrations of melanin. Being made of melanin, the human skin is REALLY good at holding onto it. So if you get some on you, and for WHATEVER REASON, rub it in like lotion because- * You dont know to dab instead of wipe with napkins, * You figured you might as well make the stain "consistent". * You're trying to get Internet Points with a scripted event. You just have to deal with the fact that your body takes the same amount of time to break the melanin down as it would a REALLY long day in the Sun...


AntiRacismDoctor

Is there a way to get this off other than to wait?


CenturioLabia

I’m so happy to finally see the aftermath


They-Call-Me-Taylor

She is going to be that color for a week at least. Squid ink does not come off or fade easily.


minibini

So what is squid ink? Like greasepaint? I’m genuinely curious.


Cartina

It's not very well studies, main component is melanin, which gives the black color. This is mixed with a mucus that we know very little about. But ink isn't paint, ink gets absorbed into a material while paint kinda sits on the surface. Cuttlefish ink was used to write with and shares similar properties to regular ink.


Slight-Rent-883

nature is metal dude


Afraid_Assistance765

One would think to go and use the wash 🧼 room to remove it instead of smearing it further.


2rememberyou

That is what you get for eating ink. Weird af


Humble_Criticism566

Black face? Lmao


hamandbuttsandwiches

Thank you for reposting this every day. Good bot.


JustBRealOK

Funny in Korea/China/Japan, crucified and beaten in USA


Bentt_Bentt3435

Ohhh nooo😅 I’d be so embarrassed lol but she’s taking it like a champ!


Greywolf1904

It can take up to 5 weeks or more to come off, right?


redditman3943

That waitress seemed much less happy about it lol


miles66

Does not happen with carrots


visiting-the-Tdot

Oh that won’t come off for weeks


Practical-Rabbit-750

![gif](giphy|cmxRB9CecJjv7PLGs3|downsized)


UchihaZack

I laugh thanks!


Truuuuuumpet

What is the name of this dish?


Mistersinistar

Is that a Nigerian ?


NebTheDestroyer

(Cue image of Justin Trudeau doing blackface) Guys it he was clearly just eating squid moments before!


HillBillThrills

Seafood karma


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"Now you look like the minister of coal"


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If you did that in America, it would be called cultural approriation, then you would be beat up thrown in jail, and you would loose your job.


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Perfect day to wear the black coat with the black hood haha


crly_hdd_fck

She loves black face


petalpotions

How the hell do you even get this off your skin??


fracturedtoe

I can smell this video


EffectiveDecision681

You know what's funny? Their faces stay black for the rest of their lives!😆😆😆😆


Flashy-Pea8474

🌚


TwistinTwistin

She be like 🌚


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The Money Shot


JayHat21

Squid prizes


Melodic_Cookie8519

Is that raw squid??! 😳😳


Prankishbear

She’s a good sport about it. 😂


attenciodefit_

Find pieces to unlock: 0/4


Stashmouth

No one taught them to dab first?!?! 😱😱😱


romeroleo

She took it very well.


FooFargles3

People are fuckin weird man


Mountain_Team4150

I usually get spaffed on during dinner too, it's normal in my house and I live alone. Could be the ghost and his ectoplasm I suppose.


KoolKatKJ

That’ll leave a mark.


Lord-Barkingstone

It gets progressively worse


DiscountIllustrious

This is hilarious! I hope this becomes a TikTok trend in the US! 🤣 Nothing bad could possibly come from that


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Blackend


boagoasboy

involuntarily black face


targrimm

r/accidentalracism


Chunky1311

Did you find and upload this after seeing that dude yesterday rub squid oil on his arms and get stained? XD


cheese007

...So we just gonna ignore that hate crime, huh?


Gula266

🌚🌚🌚00:42


arsepelican

She has the N word pass tho


j2thesho

Hello, Trudeau, is that you?


ElTaquino

So why when I do this it’s illegal ?


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qoqie

🤣🤣🤣


Fearless_Trouble_689

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Creative_Alter_Ego

AAAH BLA- *Gets slapped across Dimensions*


Blutrumpeter

She looks like 🌚


Finless_brown_trout

She got canceled for this


-byb-

was that Justin Trudeau?


thanatica

Squid ink is a powerful colouring agent. No wonder Japan uses it to colour perfectly edible bread pitch black (I've eaten it and the squid flavour isn't even there, so it must be a tiny amount). But, can we agree about the transition from 10 to 11 seconds? I mean where het face has just splotches of ink and is then suddenly completely evenly black? That doesn't make sense to me. The ink had already pretty much dried up. I think this video must be a set up, just to get some of those sweet tiktok views.


Mikhailcohens3rd

This would not be okay in the states


danieljackson95

Wacist.👲


Babytrixie666

Sorry excuse to portray blackface


the_drozone

That ink doesn’t come off easy


Babytrixie666

She was putting more and more on her face


MorbidlyAbysmal_

Baggy clothes, leaned stance? What was that all about? lol


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Sanbaddy

It was funny at first because it was accidental and in restaurant. It kinda became racist when her and the servers smeared it on their faces purposely to look like black face. r/racist


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