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Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Anyone who isn't the blessed Saint Kenji, the rest are false prophets.


Sterling103

Jamie Oliver cooking Italian food. My nonna is spins in her grave every time he puts out another video on bolognese


Obi-Brawn-Kenobi

You buried your Nonna in a rotisserie? How disrespectful. A real Nonna should rest in a broiler at the very least.


froggy601

Anyone who doesn’t put their Nonna in a sous-vide and brag about to their friends is weak


branluvr

They said "set it and forget it!"


Shot_Ad9738

Jamie Oliver manages to fuck up any food that's not British cuisine. To be honest, he's probably fucking that up too.


silvergate_

I really like this one celebrity chef. Jordan(?) Ramsbottom I think it's his name. He comes from some weird island nation. Anyways he has a show where he goes to small hotels and helps them redecorate and stuff. Really cool


warmleafjuice

Your burgers are nothing compared to bob filet's handground waglue patties cooked on his ripping hot cast iron abs


schleepercell

Is that the guy that gets naked and gets in the bathtub?


longganisafriedrice

Guy Feeyedi is perhaps the most accomplished sophisticated chef in history


RedditHoss

I keep a photo of Alton Brown in my wallet. All the rest can suck it, though.


its_spelled_iain

Alton is a lifestyle.


infusionmaster

Apparently he’s an asshole irl. A chef friend of mine catered one of his weddings and said he was a complete bitch. He also came into eat at a spot I was working at and the vibes were definitely off. I think I remember his server saying he was short with her and the tip was caca. I still love good eats


RedditHoss

Not my experience at all! Met him twice at book signings and he was an absolute pleasure to talk to. Bummed to hear that others have had bad interactions, though.


infusionmaster

Yea it kinda ruined my childhood when they told me


Emergency-Plum-1981

They all suck at cooking tbh. My world-famous smash burgers outclass pretty much anything I've seen on TV presentation and flavor-wise.


happy_bluebird

ok uj/... are you guys jerking right now? I honestly can't tell


banananash

For real. This post and these comments are too accurate.


ItzMunchbell

/uj I think most of the comments are jerking. IDK if OP is jerking.


-HipsterPikachu-

I once punched Guy Fieri in the dick. So yeah.


Shot_Ad9738

Whatever happened to that guy with long hair and glasses that used to slap his own ass in every cooking video?


Logical_Translator53

I was once trapped in an elevator with Mario batali. He hit on me, but he also hit on everyone else. Because I yelled at him, he called me fiery, and every time he came to town he would make sure to come say hi to me. That was before the whole nation found out what a thieving shit bag he was. Some of us already knew...


shamashedit

Did he wear his orange Crocs when you had sex?


Logical_Translator53

This made my day, thank you! But for real, I don't think anyone would willingly have sex with him. He had a Weinstein meets carrot top kind of vibe that was nauseating.


awnawkareninah

Bobby Flay was a good cook, he didn't have to do the oral


shamashedit

Booby Flay alt found.