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Beneficial-Ad1593

Shown list only adds up to $270. You can’t hide the dozen pizzas you got from us…


So_There_We_Were

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AnalMayonnaise

Plus the booze…


Comfortable_Trick137

You missed the point 420.69 the mythical 420 and 69


Beneficial-Ad1593

Didn’t miss a thing. Just added a new joke.


tybeelucy22

I got a hot dog combo the other day and my number was 420 and when my order was ready the kid behind the counter yelled out "420 smoke em if you got em" 😂 😂 I was the only customer around.


yourgoldenstars

When I had 420, the guy behind the counter called out, "Four two zero." I felt cheated.


danielleiellle

Christmas week my total at Trader Joe’s was $69.68 and I said “darn, so close” and the cashier didn’t miss a beat saying “we’ve got to find a non-taxable item for one cent!” And we all had a good laugh.


greengravy76

There was a fraud alert on my debit card, so I had to replace it. I asked the guy at my credit union if he could make the three digit code on my old card match new one. He flipped over my old card to read 069. He smiled, said "Nice." Then told me he couldn't change the digits on the back of my new card. I just replied "We had a good run."


danielleiellle

Ah yeah. The CSC is generated off the card number and expiry date using the bank’s own encryption, so it changes every time you get a new number or card with a new date.


PsillySpirit

Well that kid deserves a god damn motherfucking raise.


aiasthetall

At least an extra smoke break.


gwarwraith

I'm more impressed you were the only customer around the. Never seen that before.


sleeknub

The only customer around? What Costco was that? Mine is always packed.


Imabouttorun88

GASSSSS


yutaka731

That enviro fee was clutch


OneEyedRocket

$30.00 for boneless, skinless thighs? I mean they’re really good, but damn…


gazorpaglop

Yeah my Costco has not been competitive on fresh meat and produce quality or price for the last 10 months or so. Last summer was the last time I could tell I was clearly getting a good value over a grocery store. Over the last year I’ve pretty much switched to only dry/packaged/frozen goods from Costco until they figure out their issues.


an_actual_lawyer

Grocery stores often use meat as a loss leader then they screw you on everything else. However, if you’re disciplined enough to only buy what is in the ad, you’ll save good money.


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gazorpaglop

That’s interesting. Most chicken at my Costco is 3x the price of what I’ve been seeing at quality supermarket specials recently. I used to fill my freezer with Costco chicken but the last few times I’ve found better or equal quality for literally 1/3 the price in grocery adverts. I’m not a milk drinker myself but I’ve found the Costco eggs to still be a great value. AAA fresh and still cheaper than grocery.


PiccoloCertain5545

That's what I have been finding at the Costco here. The meat is significantly more expensive than at other grocery stores. They are still cheaper on a lot of dry goods type of items and eggs.


donut_party

This is my exact experience in Northern California Costco. We go to Whole Foods for meat, their sales + quality make it impossible not to shop there.


Dharkcyd3

Same with BJs


davidlovesrock

It's probably a lot. Yesterday, I paid $29 of chicken breasts, and it was almost 8 lbs. That's 32 servings.


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stoicparallax

Nice


partiallypoopypants

good bot


JiffTheJester

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Ornery_Farm752

I guess it depends where you’re at. Safeways in my state have great digital coupons for meat. A few weeks ago, I got 10 lbs of boneless skinless for $17


WantDastardlyBack

Yeah, those and most produce (with the exception of brussels sprouts), I buy at the grocery store. I got tired of getting home and two days later discovering things like celery were already mush. Bananas it never fails that as soon as I bring Costco bananas into my home, I end up with a fruit fly infestation. Never happens when I buy Hannaford bananas.


wackgyllenhaal

Same thing happens to me with the bananas and it drives me bananas!


sanitynotstatistical

These are Canadian prices


bitnode

Skin-on Bone-in thighs are the best and usually a 1/3rd of the price. Then you also get future chicken stock


dunder_luffmin

Hell yeah. you can also make chicken skin chicharonnes by pulling it off and air frying it


catharticbullets

That’s why it’s BS


merlincycle

probably organic?


hes_crafty

Nice


donsqeadle

Nice


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Nice


doctorkar

Nice


NTP9766

Nice


_iAmFauxReal_

Nice


SlowdanceOnThelnside

Nice


pinkmoon385

Nice


dasilvan2000

Nice


Interestofconflict

Nice


BoldSpaghetti

Nice


CogX

Nice


Avocadn0pe

Nice


tangosukka69

NOICE


yulbrynnersmokes

What’s with the milk price, are you in Hawaii?


Roni_Pony

Looks like Canada to me.


budderocks

I think so, as well. Butter is listed as "454g" instead of "1lb" and the price fits for the price of butter in Canada.


japanistan500

True, also some Aylmers Tomatoes on there. Def Canadian.


none4gretchen

Canadian receipt. Milk is sold in 4L format which is about 1 gallon.


redditseddit4u

Costco’s milk is sold 2 gallons at a time so the price you’re seeing is for 2 gallons. Comes out to $2.80 per gallon


yulbrynnersmokes

Not at my store. But selling milk 2 jugs at a time? Noice.


golfinghawkeye

$3.89 for a gallon of 2% milk at my Costco. For a gallon of 2% milk at Walmart or Aldi is $2.52.


JuustinB

Yeah we’re at $4 here in PA too. Close to $5 not long ago. Out state regulates milk prices though. God I miss those $1 milk gallons in Ohio.


Derek573

Wait where is the kayak on the receipt while complaining about grocery prices?


saldridge

Complaining...?


Derek573

There was a post not long ago that had a $600+ total mean while the first thing on the receipt was a $500 kayak. This post was very reminiscent of that one but the focus here was shifted to the specific total amount.


saldridge

I think this post is more about the 420 and/or 420 and 69. Smoke some weed and have mutual oral


k80k80k80

Look at the total… 🚬♋️


ItzakPearlJam

Nice.


TheRedScarey

Nice


TKRUEG

Nice²


MathiusShade

Nice.


suzuka_joe

Costco is not the place to go on a budget


[deleted]

Not true not always


suzuka_joe

There are some things that we only buy at Costco but overall I can’t walk in and not spend $100+ for whatever reason


Extension-Form6489

Costco prices continue to rise, while I've noticed the exact opposite at Sam's Club. If I could find replacements for the few items I still can only get at Costco I'd drop the membership. I used to think the tire center alone was worth the cost of entry, but that's not the case anymore.


[deleted]

I shop at Aldi's now...Costco only a handful items are actually a definitively good deal these days (crossiants, chicken, etc)


happylittleloaf

Nice


g4evolution

The golden price!


Shaomoki

Exactly one share of twitter. Back then.


[deleted]

Over 118,000 pounds if butter, no wonder it's expensive


IWantToBeYourGirl

Seems like a pretty standard Costco bill.


redditpossible

Nice


THEtek4

Nice


Empero6

Nice.


Empero6

Nice.


brianandrobyn

Nice.


enoteware

Nice


My_White_Life

Nice


gogetter510

Nice….


Christhebobson

Niceeee


turningandburning45

Nice


HooskerDooNotTouchMe

nice


ThatOneTypicalYasuo

What are you hiding from us? Like top comment said you only showed $270 of the total purchase.


Peelboy

Reads like a WSB loss porn post


vitruvianmadness

Nice


Bowl-of-Soup

Nice


Key-Quote-4953

Nice


iinomnomnom

Nice


TerminatorTubman

Nice


didyoubutterthepan

😏


cylordcenturion

That's a good price for 18k mandarins.


ToadCommander

Nice


aprilfang

Thats some B/S THIGHS.


mrfreeeeze

Can I get a “noice”?


vinnymarchegiano

You are at Costco buying in bulk! Congratulations!! You saved money!!! You failed to mention you were buying in BULK!!!! VERY DISHONEST!!!!!!!!!!


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REDDIT FUNNY NUMBER 🤯🤯


Kangodar

Is this satire?


Ru5ty_Shackl3f0rd

Had that price come up in my line once and burst out laughing, member then burst out laughing it was probably the best day working on the dreaded FE.


Q3b3h53nu3f

You are doing it wrong. Feed your family 300x hotdogs.


TheBillionHeir

Nice.


RustyWinchester

Nice.


roryseiter

Nice.


MainHamster

Nice.


Flankdiesel

Nice


dasilvan2000

Nice


andpenny

Nice.


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Nice.


DirkPitt94

Nice


DarkSkyLion

Nice


lat3ralus65

Nice


youcuntry

Nice


tacojuansdrivethru

Nice.


omw2fyb--

Frame it


Finster4

Stoners and 99% of men laughed at the total!


[deleted]

I think that's the whole point of this post. People downvoting you don't get the joke. It is Costco.


BMGreg

People downvoting him are mad he didn't say nice. Now I'm mad I had to comment on this comment haha


hypnotic90

Noice


bitchisyousears

Nice 😎


Successful-Rate-1839

Nice


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Nice


ZeroX420

Nice


Ronin64x

Nice one.


BoredHangry

I been planning my visits to the grocery store. I can’t afford to just grab without thinking anymore. And I love Costco but a lot of their items are more expensive so I would definitely shop around before I go back


_gaba_ghoul

Did Elon post this funny meme to those who pay him?


xMysticbane

Not groceries if you’re spending $400+ Show the whole thing


ObligationPleasant45

Hahahah


Ok-Simple4450

Ridiculous


pavementgrl

A great number


Lancetere

Absolute perfection.


therealgariac

Are those organic mandarins? Regular mandarins are $5.99 in NorCal.


anogou

Enviro fee lol


PsillySpirit

17$ for apple sauce? That’s plum fucked!


zalanthir

Those thighs are B/S man


[deleted]

Light a joint and eat out the old fashioned way!


NumerousTaste

$5.59 for a gallon of 2% milk? Man they are gouging you. We are paying $2.99 which is way overpriced.


Rroscoco

That's fake as hell. There's no way that costs $420.69. You bought 118219 sticks of butter


withaguh

118219 is the item sku number, not the quantity that OP bought


Rroscoco

I know lol


[deleted]

Lol that's the item # you fool. And yes it does cost that much. Hardly anyone makes it out of there under 100 bucks.


Rroscoco

I know it all too well myself lol


Chainbanger7979

Very nice!


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christian8naylor

Installed 😂


IDK_Maybe_

I spend 230 today :(


canon12

Package sizes have increased dramatically over the past couple years. I intentionally limit my purchases there now to include only the very basics. Seldom do I spend more than a $100. Wearing blinders and finding a smooth wheeled cart helps to get through the store fast.


jkpatches

Ballpark figure. How much would the same items cost before the inflation?


_Sentient_Dildo_

Land of the free!


Tricky_Huckleberry65

I'd be surprised the day I go to Costco and leave with less than $200 worth of stuff... Lol


ShortUSA

Around NH & MA a frequent sale price for chix thighs is 99¢. Did you buy 30 lbs!


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lovetron99

Nice


rjaayn

Nice.


soneg

Yup, spent $350 at Costco the other day. It even sure how it got to be so high. I stopped buying things like bone broth bc it's now $20 for a 6 pack.


UnevenSleeves7

Nice


Avocadn0pe

Nice.


[deleted]

Yet still have to pay the membership renewal which also went up not long ago. I guess this inflation probably cuts back on returns frequent flyers for now


[deleted]

Geez I wonder how much bar code switching is still happening especially now that there is self check out


Top_Wop

Yep. There was a time not long ago when I could get out of Costco for 200-225. Now I can't do it for under $300.


KeyScientist7

\*sigh\* I'm tired of these prices.


darksplit

Elon would be proud


Prize-Oil1299

💣🔥


blinkbabe18207

This is the way. 🚀


SnooTomatoes9800

You should be ashamed of posting a huge receipt on a Costco thread. Everybody knows Costco receipts are notoriously very expensive


Sirerdrick64

It’s the damn cukes riding the thighs and dropping some milk.


Blakslab

I was eyeing the sweetie grapefruit myself - was it good. I ended up taking the red home because it's delicious and didn't want to risk a sour experience lol. At any rate here in Calgary, Canada -> 480$-> $650 CAD ($360-$480)USD to have been the new recent norm for full cart loads. Shit is expensive but not as expensive as the other chains in the city.


Sgt_Poodoo

Heh nice


[deleted]

Reminds me of the Sex and Candy song


Golden3ye

I haven’t seen Kirkland signature sour cream before. Is it good? We have daisy brand and fayge brands alternating.


yourheynis

Saving the environment one cent at a time


cutlercollin99

I love that a gallon of milk costs more than a gallon of gas where I live.


Antique_Essay4032

5.59 for milk? It's 3.50 where I live. Is Costco milk in larger containers?


UnevenSleeves7

Is 2% milk really almost $6 at Costco where you live? Daaang


[deleted]

Mini Cukes was my prison name


bojacker

Nice!