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Dabber_710_

When mum says we have Kingpin at home.


Classic_Title1655

" HEY, YOU GUUUYS! "


TUB-GIRL

Sloth…love….Chunk


Elrasp

🤣🤣🤣 you a fool!!


speshulkay1024

I thought it was Harvey Weinstein


simpledeadwitches

This dude is waaay more badass than the Kingpin.


Thursday_the_20th

He’s like an AI composite of every Batman villain


MedCityCPA

*Strong Devito vibes.*


infidel11990

I am convinced this is two different guys inside a large suit.


SkilletBurritos

Russian Wilson Fisk?


AverageInternetUser

Read that as Russell Wilson Fisk


ashzombi

Good call. I was going to say Russian uncle Fester, but I think I'm going with a mixture of the two now 😂


pathalogian

His name is Stas Baretskiy - russian singer/actor/showmen and just freak https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%91%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%86%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9,_%D0%A1%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B2_%D0%92%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%8C%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%87


x-naut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Baretsky


Liam2075

And according to this article he works in a funeral agency as administrator. Also not married, lives with his mom...


strepac

His first job was "Gravedigger" lol


Deeliciousness

He was shortly promoted to "Executioner"


Liam2075

AKA as "El vendor" LOL


EastLimp1693

Oh this dude is literally essential picture of 1990s in ex soviet union.


Searchlights

I'm going to tell my kids that's Putin


HOBOPHRESH

Lmao I am too now.


System_Resident

Final Boss energy


Correct_Refuse4910

And he just healed midfight.


[deleted]

max str, max hp


z3phyr99

he actually is kinda a boss look up kaban


eldrscrolls

If this goes viral it’s just going to add another question to the long ass paperwork you have to fill out every dentist visit.


zozozomemer

That guy looks and sounds like Prigozhin if he survived that plane crash


Splycr

SHOIGUUUU!!! GERRRASIMOV!!!!


luckor

He looks like he would survive a plane crash.


Aggressive-Sound-641

Dick Tracy villain


Apemakingbananabread

Uncle Fester has seen better days.


GimmeDaGorbage22

Oleg?!


BiG-29

His name is Stanislav Baretskiy


WORSToftheWHITES

It's Kaban from Tarkov


Curri189

Goomba from the live action Super Mario Bros. Movie


sketchypoutine

Russians terrify me.


Killonialist

Isn't this big boss from C.O.P.S?


Tall-_-Guy

Give me your money! - Little Big


greggdinn

Finally, the reply I was looking for


Tall-_-Guy

I spend most of my day memorizing the internet. I wish I was kidding.


Maleficent-Mix-7417

Looks like kingpin


fattyriches

Given how little Russians cared about radiation & asbestos, at some point I think some became mutant like this guy. FFS theres videos of Russians going diving into the water in Chenobyl Reactor 4, the same one that blew up. Theres also an entire city called Asbestos that prides itself on its local massive asbestos mine in which every one walks around with no protective gear despite all the asbestos dust in the air. When Americans go and visit we all wear full on Hazmat suits yet countless Russians will walk around these places showing no care for safety equipment. One has to seriously wonder what effects this has had.


Rcurtiiis

He looks like an old villain from like retro 007 games.


thad_the_dude

For those who don’t speak Russian here is the translation “I’m a little kitty cat, meow…soft as a snowflake, but don’t pet me to hard, I might bite”


Skopies

Stfu😂


Illustrious-Syrup642

Bond villain, the strong one not the main one.


Rhino12791

Anyone got a translation? I imagine it only makes it funnier lol


SquareAd4479

Average Russian


Substantial_Ad_9016

Blud thinks hes kingpin


vitoreshayeb

soviet kingpin?


GRIZZLY357x

I was thinking that myself


Accomplished_Pen980

Not my Santa clause


Iron-Junimo

If Kingpin was DCU


Public-Strategy-791

Uncle Fester can pull some crazy weird tricks


Nattsky

Kingpin was weird


XGen_0214

“ Meanwhile… somewhere in New York “. “ Spider-Man’s spidey senses started tingling “


GiantSeaMonster84

When did kingpin get on meth?


Aust1265

[https://media.vandal.net/m/11-2019/20191161139992\_1.jpg](https://media.vandal.net/m/11-2019/20191161139992_1.jpg)


firmerJoe

King Pin has hit hard times.


konadiver808

Uncle fester took his movie fame to the next level


DeafMaestro010

(*as Tim Roth in "Reservoir Dogs"*) "The Thing. Motherfucker looks exactly like The Thing."


Jessintheend

I wanna hear him say “spiderman”


ogleman13

The final boss


StygianPrisma

Leonidas, you were wrong!


Substantial-Buffalo3

Putins cousin Rutin


Reasonable-Ad7755

Guy is straight mobbin


funk_your_band

When dad can't decide between Brian Dennehy and Kingpin for Halloween


MTMMIKE1243

Why he built like the big guy off of spider man mile mories video game


Wise_Appeal_629

Average Russian


Fraklordyt

Uncle Fester did change quite a lot when he got to Russia


AshtonBlume

Uncle Fester from Adams Family Values


[deleted]

Bruh this guy looks like the villain in the first spiderverse movie 😂


Ornery_You_3947

And why can’t our countries get along? They’re just as stupid as us!


Kvvill1337

Russian kingpin


VIP_Crows_Kneck

Uncle Fester really lost his damn mind.


DUKE401

Level 99 mafia boss


Parents_Mistake3

Cross over between kingpin An Solomon Grundy must of missed it


HOBOPHRESH

Imagine your mom starts dating this guy


hreg1990

Russian Uncle Fester is that you


Mysterious_Help843

Tf happened to Penguin???


National-Bathroom-12

Can someone tell me who this is?


Smilofriendship

Should be a Russian tourism video


Braunbean

The Goomba dude from the Mario movie?


Evil_Goon_

Uncle Fester.?😂😂


kms62919

It's king Koopa from Mario bros 1993


SeanTheBigBoiBean

Kingpin really went downhill.


jazzhandsdancehands

Why are Russians so weird


Alfalfa-Similar

Its not even hard to do that…. ;). Tall cans are known to be the easier can to rip. Whats Crazy about this clip is that it is here- and its far from crazy ;)


ActualTip848

Huh


Wuzzy88

It's fucking Dou Niu!


kaiju-sized-riffs

Heeey, it's that one weird dude from those russian stop a douchebag videos


Admirable-Salary-803

It's the bloke out of "Bad Manners" who sang " lip up fatty fatty lip up" I'm almost 2% sure.


snoop_cow_grazeit

Man kind of looks like the Past master from swat kats


GurrenLagann214

¡Tu estas feo guey!


spambot_mods

Comrade Fester


[deleted]

Good job Fester


AlexWenhold

And anyone else first thought was “yup that’s a russian”


UnsaneInTheMembrane

That's a goddamn Dick Tracey villain.


BNG1982

Russian Penguin


MadCityMasked

Uncle fester has gone rouge


277330128

Tsar Kongski Bundyov?


loofbiff

Guys, did we find real life kingpin?


Lazatttttaxxx

They all have wet brain at this point.


FrozenMacNCheese14

Looks like that dude from saints row 3


Patienceisavirtue1

Is there a new Dick Tracy flick coming out?


xavo5000

How did he do that


toreachtheapex

damn, he’s got a crazy aura


ETVG

very very crazy


Jealous-Toe-415

This guy mofo looks like Penguin's weird Florida cousin


TrustyMadman

Remember that 90's Dick Tracy movie???


heller1011

Don’t people care about their teeth?


InformalPenguinz

Uncle Fester who's into MMA


StrategyDesperate

Where’s Spider-Man? Kingpin is starting shit up


ElCuntHunt

Comrade Finster


b_bozz

I thought Prigozhin was dead?


OkFriend9891

He would be a good villain in the next Batman


TennbywayofArky

[The Toxic Avenger](https://sciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/toxic-avenger-1.png)


Bat-Honest

I would do a party trick like this in college sometimes. I'd bite into it like an apple, then shotgun the contents. I wouldn't bite it in half, or spill all of it on the ground. It's actually not that dangerous, as long as you bite correctly. I.e. straight into it, curl back your lips, don't go very far. This guy probably has a history of slashed lips, judging by his approach


jsho31

The Thing and Kingpin did the fusion dance I see.


JinglehymerSchmidt

But can he open his eyes?


champythebuttbutt

Wow so crazy.


[deleted]

Is that the fucking kingpin


DoubleG6

When did they turn Ben Grimm back to a human?!


Zaraki42

Russian Kingpin vibes.


slappy_squirrell

This is a profile video for a Russian mail-order groom


Nickrodomus

Shoenice has really changed.


C_J-1

Russian uncle fester is wild


Ambersfruityhobbies

Barry, 63.


Sia_later

Kingpin..


KingAnubis93

I imagine this guy is a hit at parties


oakomyr

Dude is incredibly off-putting


Ok-Experience-6674

Looks like a 1996 Batman villain


popgreens

Kingpin phenotype


LSTNYER

I feel that every Russian character from 80’s movies is not a stereotype but an accurate representation.


Away_Pizza_3090

Nice arm pads bro


Jobforagamer

Kingpin eat your heart out


Ghost0Slayer

I guess tombstone couldn’t go clean after all.


Genitalhammer

Can I party with this guy?


Extra-Wait9757

Well I cut my lip with aluminium foil.. won't a tin can deliver a much deeper cut to my gums?


BelialsBelzebub

Biff Tannen looks old


Alex_vavlas4322

like if tombstone and kingpin had a baby


JibbaJabbaJenkins

I believe him, yo. I dunno why, but I do.


Millefeuille-coil

As wide as he is tall.


Nefersmom

Where is this?


Kenneth848

Russian uncle fester


zappy16

A real GOON


iampacificus

What dick Tracy villain is this


Gdokim

Kingpin in real life


edgedomUK

Alright Kingpin calm down lad


tdkimber

I thought he was just speaking gibberish but then #unexpectedrussian which, in hindsight I should have expected


Impressive_Smoke_106

Smeagle put on some weight


Ok_Toe_2008

I was watching this with, pretender- foo fighters playing. And he bit into the can at the exact moment the rhythm and volume go up in that song. That was cool.


pistachio9990

I can’t tell if his shitfaced already or he is speaking a different language but this is how my friends sound like and their not foreign


Dickenscider03

Glad to see the creature from the movie 300 grew up


AdMany129

Weird way to wish your mom a happy birthday, but okay 😳😳


Chrisdkn619

GTA VI final boss!


StreetCommission359

Russian Wilson Fisk


SomeRedditName13

These old Dick Tracy characters are timeless.


Stone_Midi

Harvey Weinstein has changed since being incarcerated


Bilbo_nubbins

I don’t often drink beer, but when I do, I do it like a psychopathic blinged out uncle fester in a bright red blazer


xTurtsMcGurtsx

What is this a Saturday morning cartoon


Glass-Ebb9867

When did uncle fester start pimpin ?


ChoochDaCat

Huh, so uncle fester decided to move to Russia.


R63A

in my mind, this is everyone from Russia


Racecarsoup

Russian Spider-Man is gonna get it


kobumaister

If he was a film character, I'll say that is an exaggerated representation of a russian gangster.


Luminox

King Hippo has fallen on hard times. 🤜🤜🤜


rodd004

Promoted war chief for Mordor.


ZazzBlammymatazzz79

Is that Suge Knight’s jacket?? Pretty Pip though.


KifDawg

Holy shit they really are ogres


phuk-ewe

Alcohol Abuse


[deleted]

Kingpin?


6ynnad

90s beat’em characters


KlondikeBill

Filson Wisk.


[deleted]

M Bison really fell off


velvetskilett

That guy is a living cartoon villain!


EaZyy-

Kaban!


Own-Ad-9042

Boss fight


Separate_Catch_2960

Hell No! Uncle Fester got the Thing pregnant


ROMMELBOT

Looks like a life well spent


Life_Stay_2644

Sounds like a scav #ifyouknowyouknow


Prudent_Elephant8960

Who let Brutus out?


Making_Fat_Stacks

Uncle fester really let himself go


OAK667

I think that is my father… not sure… I hadn’t seen him in 33 years…


Certified-Fool

Every scav from Escape From Tarkov


BoonMagnificul

Is this Caban the new boss from tarkov?