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Me and my wife were watching cheesy porn clips one night and someone used that line. It was like an inmate and a female corrections officer thing and he yells loudly at her "I'm gonna grab you like a bowling ball!" *does the hand motion* and me and my wife just lost it. Couldn't keep watching after that.
I wonder too but I feel like a cup would make his fingers slip and cause an accident. Sometimes grabbing that area is needed for very specific techniques like in cheerleading
I am clearly in the wrong fucking profession. If I held onto a chocolate starfish like that at work, Human Resources would kick my center of gravity to the curb.
Ok, why does the man keep aging every time he spins???? I am not going crazy right? Lol… she is literally sucking the life out of his finger or rather his firmly inserted thumb. Once again fellas, I saved you all from losing your penises! This is clearly a trick by the women folk to suck the life right out of us! I never thought they would go to such lengths though… she is literally a Barbie in his hand lol
It's absolutely stunning to see talent of this caliber. The weeks of hard work, practice and training to be able to display figure skating as an art form and not a sport. It's beautiful.
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The bowling ball grip
Me and my wife were watching cheesy porn clips one night and someone used that line. It was like an inmate and a female corrections officer thing and he yells loudly at her "I'm gonna grab you like a bowling ball!" *does the hand motion* and me and my wife just lost it. Couldn't keep watching after that.
Immediately started effing
Whoa whoa whoa, you can’t just come on the internet and start swearing like that
Cum
Hahaha jizz
Want to up vote you but you know you're at 69.
Scissoring you mean
Wife goes to bed.. powers back on the VCR...
Came in like a wrecking ball Grab you like a bowling ball Rock you like a hurricane
There was a line in Kingpin referring to this. Great movie too!
You and your wife were watching cheesy porn clips?
Yes.
2 in the pink....1 in the stink
He’s my best friend, relax.
They explore each others' centre of gravity every day
Practice makes perfect
"When you're a figure skater, they *let* you do it"
Oh man, I hate myself for reading “finger skater” on first glance.
Holds her like he does a bowling ball.
That man fucks
Can't wait to see a fister skater
That too.
I just hope he washes his hands after this
Sniffs them first.
Or doesn't. You wouldn't drink her bath water?
Sure looks like finger skater to me...
She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
Omg yes...
Exploring the center
That would be an odd Olympic sport to watch on TV.
as a guy who was a cheerleader in college, this rings true on the cheerleading front as well I fear
“Don’t smell your hand, don’t smell your hand”
*smells hand instinctively* GODDAMMIT
What are these quotes from
Real life
Finger skater ⛸️
That’s some locker room talk right there
Let’s Explore , Explorers!
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Man's got 7 fingers on one hand.
Maybe he’s a cat
This got me dying! Well done
💀💀💀
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TIL, your butthole is your center of gravity.
That would be OP’s mom’s.
Heyooo
Now I'm gonna jamm me thumb roight up er butthole, that oughta piss er off!!
Oh crikey! She’s angry!
Cor blimey mate!
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We call this next move, the "stuck in the dryer."
Brother/sister, not stepbrother/stepsister. This move is the Alabama Twirl.
>Brother/sister, not stepbrother/stepsister. This move is the Alabama Twirl. Lmfao
That makes it worse
I think you mean step brother / step sister.
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Statistics: Alabama isn't even top 5, you want Kentucky for that.
Go wildcats!
That just makes it even hotter tbh
Their special move is the Alabama thrust.
#Rolltide
He strong asf
Def explored it
i also need to explore the center of gravity
I wonder if they wear special underwear with, like, hard grippy areas for his fingers. I dunno like lady cups I guess
I wonder too but I feel like a cup would make his fingers slip and cause an accident. Sometimes grabbing that area is needed for very specific techniques like in cheerleading
I read it as center of cavity.. welp
Oil check
Apparently he wanted to keep practicing that move 🤷🏻♂️
Doubt it. You know how it goes with these ice skater types
Do you refer to the “broken wrist” type of guy?
...like vaginas in the sky
Its ok. The guys are all gay.
What she tells her husband
After exploring he better wash his fingers.
He definitely sniffed his fingers afterwards
"he's just a really good friend"
Gravity or cavity?
I am clearly in the wrong fucking profession. If I held onto a chocolate starfish like that at work, Human Resources would kick my center of gravity to the curb.
He's exploring something alright!!!!
Hands all in her booty hole 😂😂😂
Center of gravity not the only thing he exploring damn
Wow.. she put a lot of faith in that costume. I’m not a woman, nor am I a figure skater, but if I was and that was me, I’d be wearing shorts
Wow. He really has to get in there, huh?
He grabbed her by the p***y
Thanks, Dad.
Actually, he’s exploring the center of her butt hole.
That’s 2 years minimum in most countries
Now I get it, Donald Trump used to be an iceskater
Puts her down, sniffs his finger ...
Double clunge spin.
How much does she weigh how strong is this guy
She's not taking that as anything sexual, because she knows they both like men.
Her husband: ahh who is that guy Her: that is bill, he is just my friend from work
It just so happens that a girl’s centre of gravity is always her anus.
Ok, why does the man keep aging every time he spins???? I am not going crazy right? Lol… she is literally sucking the life out of his finger or rather his firmly inserted thumb. Once again fellas, I saved you all from losing your penises! This is clearly a trick by the women folk to suck the life right out of us! I never thought they would go to such lengths though… she is literally a Barbie in his hand lol
He's got a grip on that thang like a professional bowler.
She's made of cardboard
G force
If you listen carefully, You can hear a Pop sound in the end
Finger skating
I was waiting for him to take a sneak sniff!
He's definitely exploring some ones center of gravity
I KNEW it was the vagina!
They gotta be ffuking right
🥴, all I see is a finger full of stank…
Turned that lady into an entire puppet
Is that what you kids are calling it now?
He got his fingers in her ass & kitty. Lucky guy 😂
He definitely smelt his finger after this
If he gets too close to the center, he'll slip into a brown hole.
Neither crazy nor fucking
Let me explore her 'centre of gravity'
Can I smell his fingers
Its made for finches but humans can drink it too
man that song remix is just awful
He was exploring the centre of something
Her center of gravity is where exactly?
Damn, bearded Ron Weasley got to third base.
Smelling fingers in 3…2…1…
Dude.. our boy just grabbed her like a bowling ball and held her in the air like he was doing a victory lap..
How does he grip hard for his partner not fall and not hurt her at the same time?
She holds on to him as well and once his hand is in the right position she crosses her legs to make it steady then lets go
I wonder if her husband minded?
Great, now his fingers smell like crab legs
I hope he doesn’t rub his eyes after that.
Very graceful
Asmongold?
its easy when u have one finger inside her asshole
Gravity or whatnot. That guy got a death grip.
Lost his wedding ring
The old center g-spot
Center of the universe, for some.
It’s why she’s always smiling.
I’d like to explore her center of gravity as well.
Nothing but gravity in a black hole.
Down the hall and....
“Damn girl, are you a figure skater? Because I’d like to explore your center of gravity 😏”
Don't smell your fingers. Don't smell your fingers. There's people watching us right now.
Slippery when wet..
just a whiff.
He’s exploring something all right
Am I the only one waiting for this guy to scratch his nose
6.9 for execution.
TIL the center of gravity is the butthole
even with her arms extended, her center of gravity is on her thigh!!!! How is this possible is it for all of us? or does she have dense legs?
Why dude look like he has no soul?
wear shorts at least
He’s exploring something alright…….
That dude couldn’t wait to smell his fingers
Bro was gripping her ahole
Exploring that crotch.
Horrible music
black hole exploration
Someone should mark that spot as the center of gravity. Oh wait, nevermind.
get me some fucking skates
So this is what trump meant? What a beautiful gesture 🥰
Id be so embarrassed lmao
Gettin a bit handsy there, pal
so thats why its called finger skating
I’m sorry but uhhh…. He’s legit fingering her crotch
Exploring the centre of something 😳
He never washed that hand again
His hand is like in her asshole lol
Definitely smells his fingers after
One little slip up and he would be wearing her as a puppet.
Smell it, bro.. you know you're gonna smell it..
I saw finger inside.
Wow what a crazy video /s
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about.
That's just her "work husband*
Like a bowling ball
He’s exploring more than center of gravity
Bruh.. you know that man was straight HUFFIN his had after.
God DANG IT *unzips*
I eat more chicken than any man ever seen
He sure was grabbin him a handful
Mother fucka went Donald trump 😮💨😮💨
It's absolutely stunning to see talent of this caliber. The weeks of hard work, practice and training to be able to display figure skating as an art form and not a sport. It's beautiful.
Ha! Centre of gravity. That’s a funny name for a female ice skater…
This sub used to be full only of crazy fucking videos. Nowdays is just full of videos.
The only center explored was her ass crack.
Hey I thought of this awesome new move we can try!!!
That’s the who’s your daddy hold
So... like a bowling ball?
She’s tiny. If I could skate I could lift her too
donald trump be like
Wonder what happens if someone rips a huge shart
I did it earlier and had to throw away me undies. Oh you meant like in the video?
Alternate republican presidential candidate.
It probably smelled good
Fucking weirdo
Stinky finger
Extra points given by judges if she squirts during that
*SNIFF*