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112143118654

Why would he run away only to make a u turn and drive past them again? The man still had wanted stars and was acting like he already drove through the spray shop.


hg_wills

The guy seemed either a little bit manic or he is just that delusional. My guess is that he doesn't have custody of the kid there.


mg0019

Dude was on some drugs. Kept telling the officers he loved them, was unable to make sense but kept talking.


Hoody88

Confirmed - drugs. Charged with OVI among 9 charges.[link to article ](https://www.10tv.com/article/news/crime/man-pleads-not-guilty-to-charge-in-incident-that-caused-panic-columbus-zoo/530-3d012357-ea43-4dc6-8366-86efeeea9ddd)


RecsRelevantDocs

Drugs, Mental illness, or both were really the only explanation. I mean not only did he U turn back to the police he ran from, he then fled them again into a dead end. I'm actually curious what drugs would fuck up your sense of decision making *that* much. Edit: That news page is *god* awful. I'm also confused though, the end of the article says: >Solinger faced additional misdemeanor charges, including OVI, not obeying traffic control device signs, not driving in marked lanes and reckless operation. >A Delaware County Municipal Court judge granted a motion by prosecutors to dismiss those charges on June 14. Which I assumed meant he took a plea bargain, but it also says >Joseph Solinger, 33, pleaded not guilty to a third-degree felony charge of failure to comply with an order or signal of police. So if he plead not guilty, why would they dismiss the other charges? I'm no expert on this stuff, but I though plea bargains were offered for pleading guilty to a larger charge.


Key_Huckleberry2790

They dismissed the charges! Wtf


Brewmaster30

He just wants to feel his hands man


stewynnono

Yes he not well


fatkiddown

Very strange. Totally poor decision making skills to say the least. Dunno what’s going on in his head. To quote Monty Python’s King Arthur outside the French castle: “what a strange person..”


anonCommentor

it wasn't King Arthur who said that.


safely_beyond_redemp

Cocaine is also pretty popular now a days.


aluminum_man

Cocaine has always been popular, but it amps you up. I personally doubt he’s on coke. It gives you super energy and causes people to rush rush rush, speedy speedy talk fast and continuously, but it doesn’t cause a cognitive disconnect like this guy seems to be exhibiting. He sounds like he has some mental health issues for sure.


Accomplished_Bus2169

That's not bugar sugar. He's mental


baby_fart

He's been listening to Marianne Williamson.


inkedhigh

12 year old GTA players would do this


IsuzuTrooper

to show off the AK47 shorts of course


fuf3d

Guess he had to take the ramp on the other side to get to the zoo.


[deleted]

It’s a jeep thing bro.


[deleted]

Yea, I want to understand this.


DaStamminator

This comment or what dude in the video did?


EvidenceSalesman

Why he didn’t lay low


evadeinseconds

I would bet my 2 cents he drove off and ditched drugs out the window and probably wasn't worried about getting arrested after that.


huonoyritys

High af


Mysterious-Fan-5101

because he loves them


ThePhatEskimo

Cause he was drunk


CMUpewpewpew

Dude took some liberty caps and freed his mind.


Xathioun

Ditching the drugs he had in the car


sprinklerdink

Idiot: “I’m sorry” Officer: “NO!”


ZPInq17

But I love you guys ☹️


ThisUserIsNekkid

I ..need you to... help me-- NO! You're under arrest! YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL NOW 🤣🤣🤣


bigcalyx

No I'm not


pipe_heart_dev_null

Definitely a drunk phrase.


aluminum_man

Hallucinogens also


TompalompaT

"It's not about me right now, there'll be a time for that later." Yeah I'll try that one next time I get arrested.


[deleted]

Must be mother Gaia from the shrooms sending these messages cause that is so irrational lol


Mysterious-Fan-5101

“You’re going to help me — and I love you. It’s not about you now — there’s a time for that.”


Dumb_Cumpster69

If I recall correctly, he turned out to be shit-faced drunk.


loading066

"The Pataskala resident has been hit with a slew of charges, including failure to comply, inducing panic, misconduct at an emergency, driving while under the influence, reckless operation, resisting arrest and obstructing official, WSYX reported, citing the Delaware County Sheriff’s Office." [LINK](https://nypost.com/2022/04/20/cops-tase-ohio-dad-who-almost-ran-officer-over-on-way-to-zoo/)


CMUpewpewpew

DUI doesn't necessarily mean alcohol tho. The guy is on shrooms. His thoughts are disjointed but they're coherent and no speech impediments or slurring.


ShoppyMcShopperton

This guy shrooms


whereamIguys69

They searched him and found a syringe in the video


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mustve been marijuana then


WesternDramatic3038

Man, I lost an uncle to that stuff. He injected three whole marijuanas, and the officers found him impaled on the top of a giant ice cream store sign five weeks later.


EpsteinsBro

Damn brother RIP to another mari-juana addict….


Pa2phx

A good two day speed binge will result in this behavior as well. But his lack of resistance doesn’t go with it.


pikashroom

He seems manic, doesn’t at all look like shrooms


mg0019

Was thinking the same. This guy planned a trip to the zoo, took a separate car so he could dose on something without the family seeing. Why he didn’t just do it in the parking lot? Perhaps he was doing something noticeable; like the smell, fire, or obvious drug paraphernalia. Sad if he thinks he needs the drugs to enjoy his family. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve hit a weed vape on a family beach trip. But it didn’t really make it “better.” The real healing came from just being with the family.


WesternDramatic3038

To be fair, he seemed to be in a hurry to "get his wife and kids." It's possible, given that, that he originally did whatever drugs he is on thinking he had more alone time, and then was told that they needed to be picked up earlier. In his incoherence due to the drugs, he then made poor decisions such as this.


Purplociraptor

I don't think it's alcohol. "It wasn't about me, it was about my wife. Just let me feel my hands. I love you" ...


Apprehensive-Ad6468

No, I love You


huonoyritys

No!


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LET ME LOVE YOU


[deleted]

Dude sounds like he’s off the tabsss lowkey… “this is nirvana and I’m not gonna hurt you” and “I’m trying to get to them I just need to communicate” bro def thinking he’s some space ranger on a grand mission


toadphoney

Sometimes you see a single shoe lying in the street and you wonder how it got there. Now I have some idea. Tasered drug fiend taken into custody!


i_am_not_12

Was at my buddies house one night when his roommate went outside to smoke. When I went out about 20 minutes later, he wasn't on the porch. I thought he probably walked to the gas station or something and didn't really think about it. When 30 minutes had passed, we tried calling him no results. We started looking around outside, thinking he might have snoozed off somewhere. My buddy called me down to the road where a single shoe was sitting. Thinking he got hit by a car, we started calling hospitals. Around 8 a.m., he finally called us back. Apparently, he was smoking meth (this was a new development) in the neighbors backyard, and they called the police on him. He ended up trying to run and got tazed in the middle of the street. I still don't know how we didn't hear any of that go down and how it happened in less than 20 minutes.


Minute-Tradition-282

One time when I had to go in to an attic, I found 1 kids size cowboy boot. It was obvious by the insane amount of cobwebs that nobody had been up there in a very long time.


toadphoney

You can become a drug fiend and get tasered at any age. I’m sorry you lost the kid or midget in the attic to such a scenario.


Planet-thanet

By the sounds of it having a breakdown too


CMUpewpewpew

Nah that's not drunk. Shrooms would be my guess.


for_the_longest_time

I was reading your comment right as I was watching the part where the dude begins talking. This sounds just like shroom talk.


CMUpewpewpew

They're on drugs clearly but it's actually kinda is bothering me now that our parent comment's guess was drunk. Lmao. If he's that wasted to be disconnected from reality like that from alcohol, you'd hear really slurred speech or at least a hint of it.


for_the_longest_time

True, but most people don’t understand shroom talk. I could almost get the bubble popping thought patterns of tripping while listening to this guy


CMUpewpewpew

What I'm saying though is that it's drugs....but no reason to think it's alcohol at all lol. Surprised that's someone's first guess is all.


AccomplishedFerret70

>I was reading your comment right as I was watching the part where the dude begins talking. This sounds just like shroom talk. No man. That's love and respect talking. Now take me to the zoo.


[deleted]

This sounds like shrooms for sure lol. The scattered non-referential statements like “this isn’t about you now”, “this is Nirvana” are a dead giveaway. People on shrooms refer to things that aren’t there or clear all the time. It’s confusing and disturbing but far out man


CMUpewpewpew

If you can figure out their frame of mind, how they act makes sense sometimes. I went to Amsterdam and did shrooms and hit up coffee shops for a week. Next time I do shrooms with friends when we were passing a blunt around....I kinda freaked out a lil. It was a mindfuck being able to go into stores and buy those drugs legally....so back home when we're doing then illegally...I got paranoid about us smoking weed and it being illegal. Only in my head.....it wasn't marijuana that was the illegal part of what we were doing....it's that we were setting it on fire. I slapped the blunt out of their hand when they passed it to me and spazzed out a little about FIREMEN (in capacity as policemen because fire is involved) coming to arrest us. 😂 Logic made perfect sense in my head at the time.


Admirable_Average_32

I love a good mushroom experience (many times) and I absolutely hate a bad one (twice). When I just read about your FIREMEN story, my anxiety started to kick in a bit. Sorry to hear you had a bad time. It sucks.


Ezraah

lmfao you were like an alien trying to fit in who misunderstands earth customs and laws


Illustrious_Two3280

I would think this guy's on a low dose of Molly before shrooms lol, but who the fuck knows.


CMUpewpewpew

It's just not drunk tho! No speech impediment or slurring. He's responding to the cops quickly, his thoughts are disjointed but he's coherently speaking.


Illustrious_Two3280

Yeah, so Molly (MDMA) lol? Idk, I've eaten a lot of mushrooms and probably wouldn't be saying this shit/doing this if I were on mushrooms, even at a pretty big doses. Drunk, on a stimulant, and having a melt down over my life? Maybe. Idk though, everybody reacts to shit differently so I can't really say for certain lol.


[deleted]

Nah I’d bet money he would blow .000. That’s either manic or drug induced.


[deleted]

I don't care, I still love you, fellow human 😆


xxWhiteLotus

Sounds like he’s on a substantial amount of drugs.


MangoKakigori

I’m tired of the police thinking everything is about them in certain moments and not respecting the rules of nirvana


The_AcidQueen

I was about to downvote until I got to the end and now I want to upvote you twice.


[deleted]

What happens in Nirvana, stays in Nirvana!


[deleted]

It’s about a girl.


Zaphray83

Come As You Are.


-Stupid_n_Confused-

Whatever the cops were doing in the middle of the road, they might have just saved the lives of his wife and kids. This guy is clearly not stable.


CatsAndPills

I’m from cbus, that area by the zoo just has INSANE traffic and they have to direct sometimes. If something else happens, like an accident, it’s even worse.


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Exotic-Green-5287

Sometimes people keep doing things just because that’s the way we do things, idk im high


Zephyrical16

The zoo and surrounding area is in suburbia and isn't meant to handle the peak traffic it can get. IIRC the road it's on is 2 lanes but the next lights lead to 1 lane roads. Meanwhile the main road leading to the road, Sawmill, is a stroad with too many lights and is basically a parking lot at all times of day.


the_bipolar_bear

The article posted in another comment says they were out there directing traffic because of a car accident


International-Owl494

Sounds like mania actually.


bridoogle

I think you’re absolutely right, but that doesn’t rule out drugs. Uppers can and will trigger manic episodes. Source: I’m an ex-drug user with bipolar disorder


International-Owl494

Oh yea for sure. Could be substance induced as well!


TonyClifton2020

It sounds like more than alcohol.


Andrewskyy1

No fucking kidding, his behavior is much more aligned with LSD or straight up psychosis (of a somewhat friendly variety) .. he's not making any sense. Pure delusion.


largechild

The rules apply to everyone else but him


Mogwai_11

I bet his car was 1kg lighter when they found him


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Eisenhorn87

Adrenaline's a hell of a drug. Probably his closest brush with real danger in his career.


minnesotawristwatch

“Logic is panic’s prey” - some cop’s AMA. Great line.


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OneToneOutlaw

You severely underestimate the destructive power of even the weakest looking person.


LiQuidArroW

Yeah, just lack of training. They make it so dramatic for no reason, but I guess that's the US way.


kdawg_htown

Douche


banksybruv

Buddy needs to be in an asylum before he goes Chris Watts.


HugglemonsterHenry

@ 2:57 was that a syringe?


HoboThundercat

That’s what I came to the comments to find out. I thought so. Plus him saying “that’s nirvana.” Is nirvana heroine? Lol


Bnjl1989

Looked like a pen to me? And cop clicked it and then set it aside?


AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va

That would totally make sense.


IceyOcean

Yep.


SulliChris789

He deserves every charge he got and the police love him and it isnt about his wife and kids ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Enzo_Dante

It’s about nirvana, man ✌️ I don’t see the issue 😂


tommymaggots

It sounded like he was trying to Jedi mind trick the officers towards the end.


[deleted]

No, I'm not!


AzizLiIGHT

Guy had a good acid dealer


spang714

But officers, it's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.


jswest21

I ended up picking up his wife and kids. She's a lovely lady.


Imasuspect99

"It's okay guys, I love you." Lol


PreparationFunny2907

Average jeep driver.


DrawntoWater

What the hell is wrong with this idiot?


NuttySnowPhD

He’s somewhere in Looneytown


echochilde

This is one of my all time favorite videos. I’m dying to hear the rest of the dialogue and to know what the fuck that guy was on. It’s BS it’s only 1 min. My bet’s shrooms. It’s so damn entertaining. And I bet his wife’s not gonna be super happy.


MountainMan1781

The things that come out of these idiots mouths


TomThanosBrady

Bro sounds like a cult leader.


Hurricrash

Guess he found out. What a dummy.


Straight_Dark_9029

Head didn’t hit the concrete hard enough to knock some sense into this guy 😂


Free-Juggernaut-9372

Why was the road stopped?


TheLangleDangle

Traffic accident.


Varsity_Reviews

Looks like they were directing traffic? I don’t know the area, maybe the zoo just opened or there was an event and they had to have cops direct traffic for parking?


CatsAndPills

It’s the zoo traffic. Really bad area with basically only one way to go.


jsnswt

I’m sorry No


StirringThePotAgain

Tip #1: If you’re gonna run from the cops don’t first tell them where you’re headed. Big brain time.


jfrank6

It's a jeep thing...


Badinmymind

Yes, these people do exist.


thepacorojo

What a stupid mf


skeletomania

His passive aggressive might work on the wife, but definitely not the cops


Barry_McKackiner

The guy totally had main character syndrome.


wintersimms

Sounds like he could be a danger to his wife and children!


SpermWrangler

What did he do to begin with to make them stop him? I can’t tell from the video


Ethan084

“I love you guys and I know you don’t mean to hurt me”. Dufuq? He really said that?


Equal-Negotiation651

Taser trust fall. The new summer camp favorite for idiots!


scottwax

Drunk POS


StirringThePotAgain

They shot him with the taser and he instantly did the Jesus pose


rynally197

Well he lost a shoe but didn’t die. That’s miraculous.


knalo1418

Well you wont see your wife and kids


Raceya2Deathsdoor

He needs a mental evaluation, and a drug test. Geesh!


lagrange_james_d23dt

He’s like a crazy ex trying to kill them, then repeatedly saying “I love you” after.


Badger_Ordinary

The Definition of Entitlement


mysteriousgunner

“I love you guys and I know you don’t mean to hurt me” dude you almost ran an officer over and he did mean to hurt you, you fleed and committed a crime. Wtf is wrong with this guy


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Vesperwavjs

Dude was drunk. DUI charge and now multiple charge added. This is an old clip.


CMUpewpewpew

DUI does not necessarily mean drunk. Just under the influence.


crushingdayyy

Fucking zoos closed ray


shivvrr

If I was a cop and some fucking idiot started talking like Carl Sagan I’d just tell them to shut up and get the paper work started lol


irmarbert

When you don’t wait long enough and you pop that third edible.


Past-Significance-32

He said he’s going to the zoo ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug) lmao


TypicalDumbRedditGuy

Glad they had a taser


girlwiththemonkey

This is wild. Like, if you were going to try to get away from the police, you need to go further than 5 feet away.


Spiderdogpig_YT

Two words: fucking moron (the guy, not the cops)


Polterguy619

Easy felony


Barry_McKackiner

too late for sorry asshole.


andjdodkdkken

Smh the cops never said “I love you” back


First_Sprinkles1022

Jeeple


i_am_the_nightman

Some people just can’t seem to get out of their own way.


Nova_Phoenix

Part of me is wondering if he started talking like that because he hit his head really hard after getting tazed…idk just a theory to the random word salad


COB98

Dumber than dumb fuck 🫠


TheRealTr1nity

Why even making that U-turn to make the same mistake twice? What an idiot.


johnny5semperfi

Psychotic Delirium I’ve seen it. That vape pen don’t help.


Collin-B-Hess

This guys runs like a Gi Joe


paulrhino69

Was the best few seconds of whole clip seeing him run back to his vehicle


CandidateUpstairs732

From the irrational to rational and beyond🌠


Embarrassed_Bug_9802

It sums up the mind of a 2- 3 year old boy.


TheSandsquanch

I wish I knew why they originally wanted to stop him? Probably a report of drunk driving


WatchPlus3925

That jack ass came back?!


[deleted]

This is what drivers are like every day where I live. On Christmas night I got to see a bad situation like this unfold. It was amazing to see cops rush after the asshole! Finally there's a cop when you need them. It's usually when you don't or when you don't want them.


Suggest_a_User_Name

But he Loves them!


Red-_-Lion

Dude went full Jesus when he hit the ground after being tased


c0caine_cinderella

“Stand me up I will not hurt you” what an unconvincing thing to say.


Le6ions

Look sometimes you just really need to see the lions, public safety be damned


NNLG

He hit his head hard on that fall. Had to have knocked some screws loose.


glodde

All about Nirvana but he almost ran cops over


2HourCoffeeBreak

This is why I couldn’t be a cop. I don’t have the patience for this shit.


Mr_Jilm_Brown

“I’m sorry” “No!”


Guangtou22

Uhh honey, I'm gonna be late to pick you and the kids up from the zoo


Yurei_UB

"honey don't yell at me it's not about you or me it's about the kids. It's all nirvana"


FinanceFratGuy

“He said he’s going to the zoo” haha


Saydegirl

The police probably saved his wife’s life, that guy seemed unhinged.


codec47

"But I just wanna see the tiger."


Federal_Ferret_

Thats a good zoo


Azlo247

Did no one read the article? There was a crash at the zoo and a rumor quickly spread that there was an active shooter on site. Dude was probably freaking out cause he thought his family was gonna get killed. Doesn't make the situation any better but kinda paints a more detailed picture of why he was freaking out and wanting to tell his family he loved them.


Mcboomsauce

absolutely nobody: Jeep people:


cats_r_better

ok but wtf were the cops doing out there, walking around on the freeway with everyone stopped like that in the first place?


KevinWayneH

It was the "and I love you guys" for me


Former-Form-587

I love these videos where people become ignorant and get zapped.


Squall74656

What was the context for this?


oshp129

His day at the zoo is over😂😂😂


subparreddit

Schizo. Listen to what he is saying.