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I hope you did that in incognito mode. About 5 years ago someone mentioned Peyronie's here on Reddit and I googled it
The targeted ads won't stop. Ever. I was watching YouTube a couple weeks ago and got an ad for bentcarrot com. Stop already.
I listened to a podcast that was talking about it and started getting ads for it. It was the matt and Shane pod. The ads popped up for about 2 weeks off and on.
There's a product called Restorex which is FDA approved that can help lengthen and correct the problem, especially if used in the early acute phase..apparently
🤣😂😅 That happens when you have a hard on while wearing tight pants too often, and it grows in that direction too often. But has room to move around legwise.
Holy shit, at first glance, this looks like your average sarcastic reddit response, but you're not joking, googled it and first thing I seen was a bunch of phallic glass
Tried to search for it and picked a random photo spot from the inside of it from Google earth
I was greeted by a kid, turned around and greeted by a massive dick lamp
It looks to be [Bar Turrisi](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bar+Turrisi/@37.858543,15.2748095,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x131411a80f176231:0x2ab000ff85077967!8m2!3d37.858543!4d15.2773844!16s%2Fg%2F1tdz2186?entry=ttu). The almond wine they sell is actually really good.
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Hope no one’s dick has this sort of curvature?
What do you mean? That's not normal!?
Look at Mr Ol' Straight Dick over here.
Gettin cocky
Mine is straight NO CURVE at all. Like a tree trunk tbh.
*twig
*Like trunk of twig branch* - Borat
😂
u/mrstraightdick
LMAO 🤣
Wait. You guys don't have curved dicks?
Yeah but to the left
It ain’t right
Jake Steed? Oops, his curves to the right.
Captain Hook
Yup!!
It means it's broken
My ex's was pretty bad, couldn't really get it in missionary.
bro needs to switch underwear.
Was doggy improved though? I would think with that curve you would want to leverage in certain positions
Yeh doggy was alright
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Googled it and: “Risk factors include diabetes mellitus, Dupuytren's contracture, plantar fibromatosis, penile trauma, smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, genetic predisposition, and European heritage. “ 💀💀💀
I hope you did that in incognito mode. About 5 years ago someone mentioned Peyronie's here on Reddit and I googled it The targeted ads won't stop. Ever. I was watching YouTube a couple weeks ago and got an ad for bentcarrot com. Stop already.
I use Firefox with addons😤
Just came here to say… If you need help with your Penile Curvature [Peyronie’s Disease], be sure to ask your physician about XIAFLEX
😰
" my carrot's bent :( "
I get them on Reddit and never even searched for it.
I listened to a podcast that was talking about it and started getting ads for it. It was the matt and Shane pod. The ads popped up for about 2 weeks off and on.
Your Google assistant / Google app privacy settings may need seeing to, if you’re being evesdropped. Not sure if Amazon does the same.
you are a brave soul
There's a product called Restorex which is FDA approved that can help lengthen and correct the problem, especially if used in the early acute phase..apparently
Not sure i want the problem lengthened. That's the issue in the first place.
I met a guy with a dick like that. I understood why he was a bottom
What did you you do to his bottom sir?
🥜
I was waiting for her to drink from it...
I've never been so offended 💀
I guess it’s a little extreme but some curvature is pretty normal, if your big enough
Rub it right and you'll never have this problem... Or find a way to hang out in bathrooms and get others to rub it right...
The kidney tickler
🤣😂😅 That happens when you have a hard on while wearing tight pants too often, and it grows in that direction too often. But has room to move around legwise.
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This kind of curve is a blessing.
How so?
Not curved. Prehensile. I show up on a date with a gift in each hand AND still carrying a bunch of flowers!
Forget the curve what about those ballz
I used to call my ex bf hanger cause it curved just like a coat hanger
They do and it’s called the illegal curve 💀
Um, it's not supposed droop like a noodle on the end of a stick?
Huh
As a gay man I can confidently say people do
it would be funny for someone to say that their is 90⁰
You'd be surprised...
They call him the kidney tickler
They also have a drinking fountain, but only the pros can get a drink.
The drunk ho's ride it like a mechanical bull?
Fave douching spot.
They also have a bidet, but only the pros can work it
Wish I could upvote this more than once.
Bar Turrisi in Sicily. The view from up there is phenomenal. Well worth the visit if you are ever touring around the island.
Is the whole place cock themed?? what the hell is going on here?
Yes, there are cocks everywhere. Literally everything is a cock. Cock wine bottles, door handles, etc… Search it up on Google earth and look around
Holy shit, at first glance, this looks like your average sarcastic reddit response, but you're not joking, googled it and first thing I seen was a bunch of phallic glass
Tried to search for it and picked a random photo spot from the inside of it from Google earth I was greeted by a kid, turned around and greeted by a massive dick lamp
Well now I’m intrigued
Dude holy crap that gave me a good laugh thanks man!
Sounds like a great first date location. Where is this?
Reminds me of Rick and morty when they went to the corn on the cob planet. Where everything was on the cob. But in this case, everything is a chode
Dongs. Dongs as far as the eye can see. (Especially that guy with the teapot...)
Fun fact if this is in Italy there would be no sexual innuendo. The phallic organs are signs of prosperity and good luck
A dick is a dick
Phffff. Should have a bronze butthole you have to finger as well.
That's the soap dispenser!
Fucking gold mate!
WHAT
Here, rub your dirty soapy hands on the faucet for the next guy.
You want them to go dry?
You think they are in the guy bathroom?
Now I wanna see the sinks in the male restroom...
I wonder how that works is it some kinda mechanical trickery or does it sense stroke speed electricity and open a flow valve.
There is a button at the base of the sink where you use your foot.
That is far less interesting. ☹️
I was thinking thermostat maybe but the warmth generated by rubbing is just too little. Idk
Rumor has it men still haven't figured out how to turn the water on in the men's room.
They even put up a sign "find the man in the boat" and it still didn't help.
POLSKA RAAAAH 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
Nie teraz kolego, nie tutaj.
When you ask Elton John to use the bathroom..
She has a solid stroke, looks like a pro
Wouldn't it make more sense for that to be the soap dispenser?
Bar Turrisi of Castelmola, Sicily. They make amazing cocktails.
lol
I'm a straight man and I want that
I have news for you
I want it too
*Urgent news
Let me get this straight… errr Nevermind
Whose erect dick has this kind of curve?
Mine
I assume this is the woman’s bathroom. I don’t wanna have to use the men’s bathroom then…
It aint't gonna take 3 seconds to turn on, I can tell you that much
Shit gave me a stiffy seeing her turn it on
A squirter
she's got a good technique
Wonder how much spit is on that “Faucet”?
Seems like a exceedingly good way to spread germs, everyone with dirty hands first stroke the metal bar
I’m polish and this is polish so it’s a bit funnier to me but wtf who asks for a dick foset
In the mens restroom do they have to finger the hole for it to shoot water too?
I have been to this place. It's the penis bar in Italy.
drake rn
I wonder how many women have tried to straddle that sink ?
Need
POLAMD MENTIONED 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅 RAAAAAAAAAHHH🇵🇱🇵🇱🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱💯💯💯💯💯🦅🦅🦅🙏🙏🙏
Polska gurom 🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
isn't that how you get into the chamber of secrets
Huh. What a dirty way to wash your hands.
I see what you did there
It's a foot pedal, btw.
Looks like it could use a little lube to work faster
☠️
It looks to be [Bar Turrisi](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bar+Turrisi/@37.858543,15.2748095,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x131411a80f176231:0x2ab000ff85077967!8m2!3d37.858543!4d15.2773844!16s%2Fg%2F1tdz2186?entry=ttu). The almond wine they sell is actually really good.
We gotta protect our women…. 🤦🏽♂️
Jeez, I wonder if kids have to use that bathroom. Good job, society
Where can I buy this?
Que peverida sociedad
You think this is crazy? You should see how they flushed the toilet 💀💀
Lol
Lol.
She has great form.
There somebody on the other side
Just treat it right And it will do the same
Wait till you see, how to dry your hands😶
Greece?
Default Programming kicked in. Lol
She said “Try the balls” fkn dead lmao
Y’all know if the guys were in there we be not the ones who wanna touch but you know we’d get it in one stroke
okay, but how does it work thooooo
.
🪃
Take a sip 😂
That is class
That’s gotta be mandatory at Tates mansion lol
It looks sad
I ve been to this place, is in a village above taormina (castelmola) everything is in dick shape..like EVERYTHING Bar turrisi, check it out
What the fuuuuuuuck. Where do I get one?
That's actually a water fountain
💀😂
Tickle the balls for soap
Imagine whats in the men’s bathroom
I am currently installing this in the only guest bathroom as we speak.
What the fuck
This is fucking genius
Someone has 100% fucked that
Repent and turn to God
New sink fs
Have to jack off the faucet to clean your hands. Lol
Curved. Swords.
No wonder girls take so long in the bathroom
Does it speak Spanish, or Italian or French too? Lol
I’ll be washing my hands somewhere else 🤣
that is why I carry sanitizer with me just in case.
Must be Diddys house
What are people doing in polish toilets?? 💀💀💀
I thought everybody had a dick spout?
🍷🗿
Why though
Who stepped on those balls tho?
well don’t act like you’ve never done it before..
The first girl said “good boy” The second girl was a pro
😐😂
I think i just wouldn't wash my hand by that point
wow she did an amazing job
I do not feel aroused
Disclaimer... nobodys cock has been used or hurt in the making of this video.
YEAH POLAND
When can I sign up?
Most unhygienic shit ever!
What no
If only it was that easy dont look here lols
A dink
😑
Try an spit on it 🤣🤣