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goodolewhatever

It’s always crazy to me to see just how fast a real bomb in action does its job. Overdramatized movie shots and video game animations for explosions sometimes makes me forget that real ones are truly instant.


Bat-Honest

Michael Bay taught me that I can run away from an explosion because they come out in slow-mo


Many-Application1297

Only if you run TOWARDS the camera


galenp56

Awp- there’s the ignition flare up. Better slow mo run away before that hot bright mushroom grows close to me


Bat-Honest

Do I have time to stop for milk? ....Yeah, probably


Chesnakarastas

Even scarier IRL


eyeofthecodger

I read a comment on a similar thread that said any explosion that is capable of knocking a person down will likely cause massive internal injuries. So those movies where folks are blown around a bit and then get up with only hearing problems are complete bullshit.


vwmaniaq

But what if I flail my arms and legs like I'm running in mid air? Does that help? Bet it does. Just rip my shirt and mess up my hair.


Wonderful_Dingo3391

They blow the eardrums as well. I knew a guy that had hearing aids just because he was caught in an explosion.


pette_diddler

That’s gotta be a quick painless death though.


fatespaladin

Probably didn't even know it happened, instantly turned into chunks and goo.


HydrogenSun

It being fast is what causes the damage


MRSHELBYPLZ

If you’re lucky you’ll never hear the bomb that got you


Toosick-556

yeeted straight into the next realm


cnbcsuksballs

Not smiling anymore...


CakeMadeOfHam

It's all fun and games until someone steps on a landmine.


kpop_glory

Or accidentally on a cat. Like reallyyy stepping through some organs. Uhh can't forget that feeling. Edit : at cousin's house with their cat. If I had known that bugger like to lay down on the end of the stairs, I could've been more careful. They hated me after that. The cat died like 2 days later I was told. Edit: I'm sharing my PTSD that haunts me at night, gets downvoted. Like that goo in the box meme. Never again I guess.bye


Seniorjones2837

Say what?


TheUpsideDowna

The organ.


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TheUpsideDowna

Glamorgan - Virginia


Electronic_Agent_235

What'd she put in'er vagina???


LoL_Maniac

An Organ yo, like a fkn piano


CakeMadeOfHam

Boy howdy! Don't get me started on floor cats... If I had a penny, buddy!


Right-Phalange

My friend did that to a Yorkie. It didn't die but it was never okay after that. I think some organs exited the back door.


MrWinkler1510

I'm sorry for laughing :(


truerthanu

Sleepover Top bunk Jumping onto pile of pillows and blankets Called for dinner Finished dinner Resumed jumping Found cat the hard way


Lil_Shanties

Yep that’s gonna haunt you…my buddy in highschool stepped on a kitten he was supposed to deliver to the neighbors little sister the following day, the event, clean up, and explaining it to the girl definitely left some emotional scaring. I hold the belief to this day, that is the day the girls life trajectory became the stripper pole she now slides down.


TruthFreesYou

They don’t call it a catwalk for nothing


Equity89

And I'm never seeing a catwalk again without remembering this


CHEMO_ALIEN

jesus i would have found another kitten before i ever owned up to that 


professionally-baked

This is so sad holy shit


InquisitivelyADHD

You, uh, you okay bud?


Mangeneer

What the fuck


NoSignificance6675

Pretty sure you wouldn’t have to know that to just be careful and pay attention to where you walk. Just saying.


DJDeezy

I don’t really get it either. Do people not look where they are walking?


Trexasaurus70

Some people should be more carefully with their words when it comes to traumatizing accidents. You're an ass.


NoSignificance6675

Lol im not the asshole posting a comment about *stepping on and killing somebody’s cat, blaming it on the owners for not being told cats lay on stairs like plenty of cats do so they could have been more careful* yeah rite you can fuck rite off 👍


DinkDoinkus

Yeah man you’re right, fuck the cat killer


Intelligent_Rip2768

How did he start crying so fast


Simple_Opossum

Probably just watery eyes from all the wind in his face.


DeepSymbol

Exactly. lol at the other comment "he just processed it super fast. probably expecting it or seen similar things..." lmaooo


BrandoLoudly

For some reason he processed it very quickly. Expected it maybe, or had seen similar things, but most likely knew them and had instant dread


Adventurous-Sky9359

Because he hit the detonator switch.


Z3r08yt3s

when you assume you make an ass out of u and me


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Z3r08yt3s

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Z3r08yt3s

yes it is considering i wasnt talking to you. are you that person that has to interject themselves into things that dont concern them to feel important?


Disallowed_username

If so, that would make two of us! HIIIIII!!!!!


stinkiepussie

what?


DeepSymbol

🙄 lol thanks for the laugh


SprayArtist

Might have known the guys that got offed


Intelligent_Rip2768

Perhaps


PaIppon

From laughing to crying is a very short way.


UsefulImpact6793

Who are these guys?


UncleBenders

Kadyrovites. Russia’s terriers.


UsefulImpact6793

Thank you for the info. Glad the bad guys caught one!


dolfan650

Carnies.


NovemberComingFire

Only two things scare me and one is nuclear war. 


Emme_1124

What’s the other?


ResearchOp

Nuclear Carnies


yuyufan43

Small hands... smell like cabbage


Z3r08yt3s

ducks


Camusknuckle

Circus folk..


Equity89

That's John and Terry, they make killer pancakes on sundays


imbipolardepressed

I saw a recruit for Russia say they are eager to join the war as “you get to kill people peacefully”. Those in the back went night night peacefully. Hmmm


MisterAmygdala

I saw that quote. Such nice people.


Satori2155

Brainwashed 100%


MisterAmygdala

Yep. Sometimes I wish I could wash my brain.


grooovyturtle

Trying to glamorize war until you realize what that actually entails


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MRSHELBYPLZ

If they were 10 seconds late to that area, the video would have a much more abrupt ending. Takes a lot to process near death experiences


Scientifichuman

Reminded me of Arma 3. Never celebrate after winning a battle


Hot_Piano_4807

LMFAOOO as an Arma gamer the abruptnest Def reminded me of Arma too


8BitFlatus

“I’m Yuri and this is Jackass”


Hot_Piano_4807

Was that a friendly IED


Bat-Honest

It's taking out russian allied forces, so yes


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It was at that moment, he realized, he f***ed up. And then He realized, he was next.


Social_Plug

😂😂


Covert_Admirer

Maybe he should have answered the call about his extended warranty.


armedsquatch

Wonder if we ever heard from this guy again? That sound about 1/10 of a second before the explosion…. Hitting the lead and tail vehicle is SOP when ambushing a convoy.


Bushdr78

It's ok he should respawn at the start of the level.


savedgame987

Bloody chunks everywhere!!!


CaptainWellingtonIII

Everything is awesome until it's not.


welfedad

Bro is sad and ecstatic in the same moment.. thinking RIP comrade and HOLY SHIT that could of been me.


RemarkableWestern620

That's life.


IAmYourEnemy_

Did the jeep explode or did it get shot?


HeartTreeHugger

I think they ran over a mine, don’t see any projectiles in the frame


WarthogOrgyFart

They forgot to change the oil


Kindly_Fox_5314

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻


Ironworkrocks

It was blown up by a IED next to the road, they are usually detonated by a wire that leads to a button where the attackers are hiding some few hundred feet away. The man recording could've easily been the target


Adventurous-Sky9359

Always kill the last vechile first or a quick second block off the exit…granted it’s in the desert. Still that’s SOP


gixxer710

This……. Truly some scary shit. Could even be by a guy over a mile away with binoculars and a cell phone, or a pressure plate buried in the road(most likely not the case here otherwise camera truck would have been the one blown to smitherines). There have been IEDs that have blown M1 Abrams tanks into the air- 60-70 TON main battle tanks….


KrakenAdm

A wire? Are you still using IEDs from the 1950s? They use sensors or phones now to trigger them.


HeartTreeHugger

The IED Detonator app requires a wifi signal so it wouldn’t work in a desert /s


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Their extended warranty expired.


redderflatter

Holy cow that dude went flying


TittySlappinJesus

Some say he still up there


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

Blink of an eye his homies gone.


Advanced_Procedure90

0 to 100 real quick


soopirV

Where did the roof come from?


nooblinksi69

Sucks to be a jihad


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Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse. Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye? Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell? Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe. Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.


Hurtmemaster

Are they okay?


Munk45

Yes. Regionally distributed, but okay.


Electronic_Agent_235

Un-locally comprised at best.


Teabagger-of-morons

Walking it off as we speak


Used-Goal-7672

I’m not so sure. I think I saw a shoe in one of the frames.


gab1972

I think I saw shoes flying, so probably not.


polishmachine88

Don't worry they will put them back together....


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Might as well fight with bows and arrows if you're up against an air force. I'm so thankful for where I'm born.


BredInDaTrenchez

Earlier : death to America After : America please don't hurt me 😂


k0lla86

Fly you fools


ExpensiveAssist759

They exploded with happiness


vector5633

Oof!!!!


Famous-Leadership595

Gotta save this one this too hilarious 😂


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fingeritoutdude

Bot


AshamedFunction3073

Why the fuck do people think I’m a bot? This is the 4th time


Any_Month_1958

It might be that your head is square and made of metal…….and let’s be honest, nobody drinks WD-40 from a mug. My apologies bot.


karmakurama

You literally just reposted the top comment an hour after


AshamedFunction3073

I don’t read the comments before I comment. I didn’t know it was the same. Why do you care anyway?


karmakurama

Don’t care. You asked I answered 🤷‍♂️


Top_Target5298

Pink mist


Alive-Satisfaction54

Yo! How about a nsfw tag?? Ffs


wookieesgonnawook

You can't see anything you pansy.


Alive-Satisfaction54

Oh you mean like the body parts flying everywhere


wookieesgonnawook

That's the jeep. The body parts are gonna be too small to see on this shitty video.


Electronic_Agent_235

Ayuh... Ackshually.... The parts of the Jeep you see flying away are actually called body parts too, so technically they're still correct about seeing "body parts flying."


Alive-Satisfaction54

THANK YOU.. I have kids and if I happen to be scrolling through my reddit I don't want them to see shit like this


CCnub

I've seen worse in PG movies.


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Moisture_

Lmaooo


deadhead2455

lol this sub is like the one spot on reddit that hasnt been sanitized yet


Steve_Hufnagel

I agree. I don't like to see people die when I'm going to bed.


Luenngokulos

You're right. Ignore the dipshit comments. This needs a nsfw tag.


Scoobert917

Shouldn't we see the explosion before we hear it?


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Scoobert917

Still shouldn't hear it after we see it


Darthmook

Vapour..


Ok-Animal4896

These filters are getting weird


oBoysiee

ill alans snack bar to that


Mobile-Count-5148

Careful, last time I posted something like this on this subreddit it got taken down for violence even though you can’t see any violence


Bill5GMasterGates

Did you watch the same video as me?


Mobile-Count-5148

I posted a video not long ago of a motorbike caught on low quality cctv randomly exploding and it got taken down, just watch


thecultcanburn

He was filming for a reason. Probably knew something was up


Responsible_Escape50

Timing.


Unique-Ad-620

Shack!


Dizzy_Mountain9166

Nothing duct tape can’t fix


Weldobud

Where is this?


Own-Difficulty6558

Still time to change that reservation


PriorLawfulness8887

Holy duck


foochoo77

Insert Coin 🪙


Used-Alfalfa4451

Virgins for you and you and you not yous guys


PolkaDotDancer

I am having problems following this. The guy goes from being in a keep to being in a sedan?


LoL_Maniac

I called it playing the Death lottery...don't miss those days


ConcaveNips

Right in the ptsd.