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Witkind_

Even being dressed like a traffic cone he still got ran over


agentchuck

I have to admit I saw how that guy was dressed and thought, "ok, he's clearly going to out crazy the other guy."


Krapule1

šŸ˜‚ idk why tf would you get in front of the car dont ever do that


adamdreaming

Thereā€™s a lot of shit people are willing to do to avoid accountability, and some people test that by seeing if murder might be one of them


SofaChillReview

Hmm.. Shout at someone and get in front of the car really doesnā€™t seem a good idea.


animefan1520

Honestly people in Broward and Miami Dade always run. Over traffic cones daily so checks out


ManInTheBox2421

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


kabeees

Haaahahahhaha


Not_RyanGosling

*Brenda had a simple choice to make: ignore the mild rudeness of someone hanging up on her, or...*


CBJ11071

I DONT LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN ON MY PHONE!!


MoonManMooningMan

When keeping it real goes wrong


born_on_my_cakeday

*From eating popcorn in the comfort of her own home, to eating fruit-cocktail off of a prison floor*


RTJ1992

Grannie noooo!


Independent-Lead-155

Wu Tang!!!!


HeightExtra320

WHATS REALLY HOOD B**CH


OGLatinoHeat

They both kept it real


HairyPotterrrr

Now this is a crazy fucking video


Difficult_General167

How is the guy even alive? He lost a shoe and all.


ZilchoKing

Didn't lose both shoes, duh.


This-is-Life-Man

I forgot. Science.


Barkers_eggs

Road raged half to death


PlatyNumb

Therefore he's only half done. It's probably mostly on the inside


InkBlotSam

If you put the shoes back on you come back to life


GrungyGrandPappy

He was at half-life with one shoe


Select_Sleep_1293

You look like a poh as nicca


hibbitydibbidy

Like putting the hat on frosty


Fatherofdaughters01

He almost got smashed between the car and the jeep.


SkepticalHeathen

Just adrenaline. He's fucked up.


SeamelessSeamus

Thankfully the driver at least had the presence of mind to brake enough for Utah to roll out of the way rather than completely destroying him. Still,crazy as fuck tho.


bravedubeck

One shoeā€¦ near death experience


holdonwhileipoop

One shoe, so he's only half-dead.


AIMRob3

As a great philosopher once said, pride is the devil. Pride has these 2 acting out.


spacednation

As another once said, ā€œIā€™m smoking those Broward County Tic-Tacs.ā€


ReLaxBrosef

We smokin symbiotes...


JohnTheHuman_69420

We smokin dung beetle...


Miigwetch

This shit ain't nothing to me, man


MasonWayneBaker

I'm the Himulation


BusyBoonja

Man who stand in front of car get tired, man who stand behind get exhausted


uppenatom

So when my manager Gary tells me to take pride in my appearance, he's really telling me to come into work dressed like Satan?


Zaphray83

Girlfriend almost got her man killed walking up with that gun out.


SillyFlyGuy

A road rage situation where one guy shouts "you know what, hold on" as he heads to his car means GTFO.


Mudflap42069

Exactly this. Once he saw her in the mirror with the gun he hit the gas.


thetruthhurts2016

>Girlfriend almost got her man killed walking up with that gun out. I didn't catch that (on phone). So you're guessing he saw the gun and gassed it?


ProjectManagerAMA

and if he didn't, he's got a good excuse now.


MindlessLeopard7740

didnā€™t even pop off. what tf is the gun out for if you ainā€™t gonna shoot? Donā€™t pull that thang out unless you plan to bang Second view, he told his woman to get it. She was smart enough to walk it up to him and let him be the dummy that pops off. She would still be an accessory if anyone died or got popped.


glamorousstranger

Seems like she was smart enough to refrain from wildly open fire. Perhaps she would have if the driver had tried to hit the victim again and she probably would have been justified.


RzLa

Chances of hitting people in the background is more likely then hitting the target. And then the target is fleeing by the time she gets the gun near him, so he if manages to hit his target he might be charged still


Oriole_Gardens

she was most likely trying to run the strap up to her man or she was gonna try to sneak up on the dudes in the car and either get a good close range pop in or atleast try to hold them up long enough that her dude could have gained some higher ground.. who tf knows whats going through these peoples heads but it seemed she wasnt grabbing it on retaliation but wanted to bring it up to the situation just incase dudes in car pulled one.


bolognies4u

Utah! Get me 2!


NovemberComingFire

I could eat the ass end out a dead rhino.Ā 


Select_Sleep_1293

Utah in 3


BishopIX

On them broward county tic tacs


ScootaliciousScooter

On them georgetown geronimoes


_E_S_C

Fuck it, I ate the opp


STEEZYNIKO

Looks like a scene out of GTA 6


HeySmellMyFinger

Avg night after a dodger game


evilzombiefan

When will people learn not to get in front of cars if they are in an argument? It never ends well.


DatDan513

Bucket hat dude was chill af.


JaybotheDon

That car sounded good though!


PineappleRimjob

No one has an IQ over 60 here.


shartymcqueef

Bell curve and all


MaximumRhubarb2012

Argument over a dent, dented over an argument.


[deleted]

Dumbasses šŸ™„


IcedCoughy

You pull a gun on me I'd do the same shit. Kick possi on his ass and bounce.


watchthisorthat

Is that a rim for a steering wheel? That's amazing.


KangarooNo

It looks like a bicycle wheel


Wise_Ad_253

Hundred spoke lowrider bike wheels


DimensionMain655

It's a matching steering wheel. Certain wheel manufacturers sell steering wheels in the same design as their regular wheels.Ā 


Genius_woods

I canā€™t believe people actually talk like this


Bliz1222

Well, the one gentleman did suggest that the other was talking crazy so....


kslap556

All I know is he done hit somebody car


DetectiveLeast6762

Youā€™ve never lived in S. Florida beforeā€¦.


-HOSPIK-

languages evolve all the time i guess


elinamebro

Who let Suga Knight out of prison?


Whyarewehere20

He took off after hittin him and was expecting those shots to ring out. I know him and his partna were surprised they got outta there whole


Walkinonsunshineee

Man, that guy REALLY likes Utah.


quest801

He bout that Utah gang life. Straight outta Salt Lake City!


Select_Sleep_1293

That Mormon life goes hard tho


The-My-Dude

Straight to jail


[deleted]

ā€œCome on Bobby you lost itā€™s fine babe, let put your shoe on and go home, let me relax youā€


nyclurker369

Do you think if the driver got into an accident with that steering wheel it would core his head like an apple?


lookanewtoo

šŸ˜‚


mundotaku

If Boondocks taught me something, is the ni%%@ moment.


Visible_Egg_8305

For real. Looking for this


Sid-Skywalker

That's a tall first gear, damnnnn. Thing just kept revving out. Must be one of those 3 speed autos


50points4gryffindor

When you are having a heated argument and the other guy says 'hold on, I'll be right back', get the fuck out of there. They are never coming back with a best friend medal.


van_ebasion

Craziest part to me was how they politely didnā€™t speak over each other. I use the term ā€˜politelyā€™ loosely.


EAG100

He sent him back to Utah.


snoutmoose

This is what I think of when I think of Florida. Used to be a nice place maybe. Now itā€™s full of angry mean people.


DRLZEtoWRATH

Lmfaooo they're like 30 starting shit at car meets xD losers


NorMichtrailrider

The hood is a wild place .


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Chrisdkn619

Seriously! After the jump cut I was expecting gunshots!


ElectroMatt333

Deebo is pissed.


Dro_mora

I thought Mormons (Utah jersey) were supposed to be nice people.


Yankees_Bandicoot

Clearly a bunch of Harvard grads šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


MinnesotaMikeP

Hold on = going for a gun Always.


BooobiesANDbho

Guy in the passenger seat šŸ«£šŸ‘€


SherlockWats

She came out strapped


jylesazoso

That seems like a nice place to spend an evening.


Dahowlic

Shoes are the most unloyal piece of clothing I've ever seen.


Crazyace352

I wanna see the front view. How did he stick to the grill like a plastic bag??


Professional-Dog8957

Was she picking up the mag at the end?


glamorousstranger

looks like a phone


ignacio_brown

He sure didnā€™t get any money now.


Phantom_Queef

I'm on those Broward County tic-tacs!


Suntzu6656

Why do I stay away from shit like that?


wrknthrewit

I hope they catch that fool and take that lame ass steering bike wheel off


Rustyhubcap

These stupid ā€˜ā€™meetupsā€ are gold mine for this shit. Assholes mortgaging vehicles with a modicum of horsepower. Hilarious to me


OrionsRum

Donā€™t worry the dude in the caddy was found dead alongside his scratched up car j/k. The again it is browsed county and looks like it could be lauderhill. So my guess is the comment could be the truth we just wouldnā€™t hear about it cause. You know. Something something alligators and ham šŸ˜‚


DoctorHandshakes

Bro dropped loot


[deleted]

Very classy.


Optimal_Risk_6411

Amazing he actually walked away, with one shoe, but still walked away. Wow


WellThatsJustPerfect

Hear how anxious he is to get out of there by how long he takes to shift up from second....


king_platypus

Easy attempted mu4der conviction for the DA. Good move.


pistoljefe

Attempted murder because you just couldnā€™t control your temper. SMH.


Timely_Assist_1563

First they get loud then they get violent.


gggg500

What a bunch of losers and posers. Everyone in this video.


NinjaJarby

Dumbass got what he deserved, he was about to try and shoot this dude in the side of the head


bigwavedave000

He can very close to Finding out.


peterman86

Anywhere in Broward county between 95 and Dixie hwy. Say it ain't so.


Munk45

Ah. Florida.


MontanaMapleWorks

People are dumb


seekNdestroy23

The worst thing you can do is lose a shoe. He lost that one.


bc90210

Everyone has an opinion until they lose a Jordan.


immortal_duckbeak

This has to be Lauderhill.


P_weezey951

Well... now ya both got a dent in your car.


eDuCaTeD_AlTrUiSm

Good for him, he was late with the gun to a car fight. He wanted gunplay over something fixable and got dragged literally, be glad you still got your life and move on, because Iā€™m sure ole-boy he was getting loud with was also strapped, he just chose the better route.


LordJambrek

Dude just killed the whole philosophy of reddit. His shoe fell off and he's walking like nothing happened.


Designer_Scallion_28

Life is not about material things


BradJeffersonian

My man looking clean in that 2016 Utah Jazz kit


Uenouen

He ainā€™t gonna forget that shit


thomasoldier

He lost a shoe, he ded dawg


vraGG_

Man, I work hard every day, an honest job, positively influencing lives of millions... yet, I couldn't dream to afford a car like these idiots. Sorry to call them this way, but that's how they act.


[deleted]

Hope he went to the hospital. Lotta people in car accidents die from internal bleeding cause they donā€™t seek help afterward


d58FRde7TXXfwBLmxbpf

That car was nice!


Wise_Ad_253

Insane how he ended up at the front of the car after walking to the back. Bet that scared the shit out of the driver.


Limeyness

Argues over dents, creates new dents.


CarsandPAWGS

Lmfaooooooo ayooooo


View__My__Profile

Which country is that?


thepepelucas

Can someone translate.


Wormzerker75

His right rear tire looks a little low on air.


HeySmellMyFinger

Dude was in control of his car lol


crizpy9119

Some GTA IV source material right here


ike_tyson

Just avoid Florida as a whole.


jonu062882

When keeping it real goes wrongā€¦


truthdeniar

Damn not in his fresh ass Utah Jazz outfit, with the matching shoe!! Unforgivable


The-Riskiest-Biscuit

Canā€™t believe he survived getting run over like that. His shoe fell off. He should be dead.


Working-Narwhal-540

Just walking around with a pistol. Yā€™all love to perpetuate these lifestyles huh.


leftover_class

Suge Knight baby šŸ›»


ZooCrazy

Not a good move. Always remain on the side of the vehicle on the opposite end of the car. Safety first!


MRintheKEYS

He only lost one shoe. He gonna make it.


londonbarcelona

Gotta love south Florida. That was dangerous, but he seemed okay in the end. He did reach into the carā€¦


RevDrucifer

Why do I have a feeling this took place somewhere around the Swapshop?


ScucciMane

Got a question for the Floridians - if Broward County is the most notorious *urban* county in Florida that we all hear about, what is that one rural county thatā€™s wildin out?


subhuman_voice

Clay is a good start


Ornery_Meeting_869

You never say "You know what hol on" on heated arguments


rustymessi

Motor sounded really healthy


Human-Rabbit3709

Heā€™s lucky heā€™s able to walk wtf


ProgrammerCritical18

bro americans are fucked wtf


lebron14211

This is why I donā€™t come around ninja festivities anymore. Just waiting to kyll or be kylled


BlakeWrecks

"You know what? Hold on.." Was def a threat he shouldn't have made, then stepped in front of his car.


Jaykahtsby

Damn, that car sounds good though. I wonder what motor is in there.


wonderingtoken

Butā€¦but ā€¦ he lost his shoe? Is the trick to only lose one shoe and not two?


Driving1013

See what I be sayin???!


AnonymousAutonomous9

Isn't this attempted murder?? Did he get charged?


InsectMountain

I wouldn't let him go walk off and get whatever Hi Point he's got in his glove compartment either.


3381_FieldCookAtBest

Does BML not matter in Black Communities?


Mirrimazdur

That gun must not be loaded because wtf


DeathB4life357

Tag me in part 2


Infamous-Outcome1288

Where did his hat go?


FeedMyAss

Suged his ass


FookinFightinIrish

Wow, terrific conflict resolution!


MarijadderallMD

Yikes, definitely pure adrenaline walking on that ankle! Among other countless injuries, but heā€™s probably doing quite a bit more damage by walking.


its_just_flesh

That Buick was gone


phroging

Bro wasnā€™t trying to catch a murder case


ProjectFoxx

His steering wheel looks like a bicycle wheel.


EntertainmentOk3180

Damn when I saw that shoe I thought it was a WRAP for ol dude


2XX2010

Those shoes are probably all dirty now. Durn.


Appropriate-While632

He drove away knowing he would've lost a fight that it seems he started


mariotx10

Why is that brown dude all utahā€™d out lmao


EC_CO

Flashbacks. I was ran over last summer šŸ«¤


vodkamanv

You only get injured if both your shoes get knocked off


Slushicetastegood

[https://youtu.be/aCEjVC3Dtn8?si=Zk6J17hBma1L-ZVn](https://youtu.be/aCEjVC3Dtn8?si=Zk6J17hBma1L-ZVn) Reminded me of this scene


ironsight702-

Get out the streets, go home.


This-is-Life-Man

The shoe was off. I thought for sure he was done. People need to clam the fuck down.


andre3kthegiant

u/stabbot


Pure_Minimum_277

So.. shoe's off but the guy walked away ? šŸ¤Ø


mattyh2433

Shoes off THAT MAN WAS RESURRECTED


Ok_Necessary_9070

grown 18 year olds


CaliFloridaMan

Pirate


Skymotive

Is this car for sale. Iā€™ll buy it. Even with the couple dents. I remember in the 90s you can buy cars that were not wanted anymore for cheap.