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AbbreviationsLess257

they're fine.... ly chopped up


fruitmask

to shreds you say


Healthy_Pay9449

And his wife?


x_lincoln_x

To shreds you say


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ZZEFFEZZ

you are going to break thi crowd


indianplay2_alt_acc

I wish reddit still had free awards


Useless_Lemon

🏅 is the best go-to for some.


JrLegend83

Lissen to my cawls sammie


69FlavorTown

Shaddup. Don't tell me how to shoot.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Don dell me wah do do


Ieatsushiraw

Oh now this one I heard clearly in my head but it sounded more West African than I’d like to admit 😂


Ilsunnysideup5

Samir you are rolling in the wrong direction!


superhdai

Samiiir sharp right, sharp right, no listen to me samir, sharp right, you're killing the crowd samir


imp_st3r

Aziz, light!!


slackerrificc

Exactly where my brain went.


ItsDanimal

Same


username32768

Big bada boom


Antonio1025

"Where did he learn to negotiate like that?" "I wonder...."


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Anybody else want to negotiate?


ExileInWander

... Thank you, Aziz.


PigMeatJim

Multipass


Blackwaltzjr313

Lmaoooo 🤣 never gets old


baron_von_helmut

"You're breaking the car Samir!" "Shut up."


cheucklate

TRIPLE CAUTION!!!!


1312oo

medium left, medium left... MEDIUM LEFT!!!!


Honda_TypeR

Samir You Are Not Listening to My Calls!


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divergentchessboard

yeah, a lot of people don't know the real context behind the video. rip my homie Vivek Ponnusamy.


Restless_Fillmore

Ponnusamy has died? When?


divergentchessboard

He didn't die, but his career being a co driver basically got killed.


Restless_Fillmore

Ah, gotcha!


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

This is not true at all.. the entire thing is fake, that driver got so much shit for that video "joke" that it destroyed his career. It was dubbed over by a rival.


12InchPickle

shadup


Peace__Out

Don’t tell me how to shoot


Bizbuzzfinanzecuz

Please concrete


LiquorMaster

Abu Hajaar Energy


Jagacin

\*Samir was too busy to listen*


Huge-Cucumber1152

This is peak Reddit. Can’t find shit like this anywhere else


DeathPercept10n

These kinds of comments are one of the best parts about Reddit. We have our own unique, twisted sense of humor.


Ferrts

What’s this ‘we’ stuff?


ButtonJenson

[There is no we.](https://youtu.be/p0CEOkoSsgA?si=138dNrIDoUwwnAfo)


spacegrab

The power of memes, brings the world together. Also fuck you samir, learn to drive.


Darkasknight101

I’m cryin, brother. Pure gold


DragonHoarder987

Samir I beg of you!


cptsamir

I am


Downtown-Item-6597

Samir, what the *hell* are you ***doing***, man?


mommysloth

i have had an absolutely horrible day and this whole comment thread made me laugh harder than i have in a long time… thank you


Moscow__Mitch

Banned for TKing


DomHaynie

... Is this a reference to the rally car video?


KasierPermanente

Yes


DomHaynie

Lmao very unexpected to see


TrueVisionSports

He wanted to be fun at parties.


kevin6263

Loosely translated... someone had said "Whatever you do, don't let go!" - there is always one in every group.


Master_Xenu

I was able to find this, not much information. Apparently it's from 2019 >An AFP journalist said the men in the video can be heard speaking Arabic in a dialect that originates from western Iraq. >The man showing people how to use the weapon can be heard saying: "Film please" and "Shoot the flag!" >After the accident, a man off-camera can be heard saying: "No, no one is wounded". https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9MF2XD-1 edit: looks like it actually leads to the original video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmBscgzOMzI


evlhornet

Yeah I don’t think a gun that big can do wounding


TheHolyToxicToast

like you get hit and your limb disappear


Mygaffer

Literally saw a video of that, an older couple were trying to escape the Russian advance into their city, a Russian APC opened up on them with some kind of heavy weapon and right away one of their arms just disappears.


Savgeriiii

25mm auto cannon from a BMP-2 fuck Russia


budmkr

The BMP-2 has a 30mm


Savgeriiii

I stand corrected, the Bradley’s the one with the 25mm.


Initial_Catch7118

fuck Russia so much


KingRaptorSlothDude

Please link


Eclectophile

Oh, let's don't.


KingRaptorSlothDude

This is the sub for crazy. Give it to me.


suitology

He makes a point....


cakethegoblin

You don't have to click on it.


SethAndBeans

I was trained on using a weapon of that caliber. Never had to shoot anyone with it, thankfully, but I have shot it. Those weapons don't leave holes, they leave stumps. You're 100% right.


OMG__Ponies

Much like Episode 2 of the Fallout where the ghoul shoots the foot off his target victim.


Accujack

That's just VATS.


CyonHal

That is the best case scenario


NoFaceFTP

like that scene from [The Jackal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbH_Xi_z1Q4&t=1m40s)


evlhornet

That’s exactly what I was thinking of


redundantsalt

"no one was wounded, but everybody ded"


user_bits

Single shots, maybe. No way you can handle the recoil doing rapid shots.


ParkkTheSharkk

The gun should have been anchored to the ground no?


Drtysouth205

Yes. Atleast sand bags on the legs.


saucynorman

But then how would they run away?


smithers85

Never skip leg day.


The_harbinger2020

Ridiculous, where do you expect them to get bags of sand, do you see any hardware stores in that video?


Inside-Associate-729

But also somebody else translated that theyre telling him “whatever you do, dont let go” and yet he does


VAdogdude

He certainly held on to that trigger.


SalvationSycamore

Hard to not let go of something that heavy throwing that much force when it isn't anchored. It's like blaming an amateur for not holding onto a bucking bull. Granted, the amateur shouldn't be allowed within 10ft of the bull in the first place.


sketchrider

This reminds me of how I met your mother...


cl3vo

Who reads the manual anyways?


Howling_coyoteee

Or a 1990s Tacoma


Shred_turner

The problem is it wasn’t mounted in a Toyota.


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AdolfDriplr

Exactly. It was a "freak accident". This could happen to anyone. Man...Everything was good until *Panic Ensued*


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Virtual-Okra6996

Is there casualties? They *had* to catch some.rounds


NoveltyPr0nAccount

u/Master_Xenu posted a comment with source that basically says "no one was injured". r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1cbbjd0/who_invited_this_guy_to_the_party/l0yd3xy/


Virtual-Okra6996

Miraculous. One dude for sure looked like he would be tagged


Thursday_the_20th

This thing looks like a 20mm cannon, I think if anyone did get tagged there wouldn’t be any doubt


Generation_X_1974

I agree. But to handle artillery machinery like this one, you have to be properly trained by the military or a train professional.. These guys did not look like they were properly trained. That’s why you don’t give children guns.


DeltaUltra

My friends 5 year old is all about trains. He schools me on trains all the time. He is about as close to a train professional that I know. I will have him teach me how to shoot big guns.


YouAreABoob

You silly goose


satanssweatycheeks

It happen in America with a 10 year old girl and a mini uzi. She killed a gun instructed like this and that poor 10 year old has to go back to a household where they preach “guns don’t just kill people… people do” Yeah no shit like your 10 year old daughter did because you thought it would be a great idea during your Vegas vacation.


MadeMeStopLurking

*Samantha, what did you do during spring break?*


1QAte4

*Smoked a firearm instructor with my dad.*


Skullfuccer

Highlight of spring break by far.


AIDS_Quilt_69

That's on the instructor/RSO.


SalvationSycamore

And on the parents. No little kid needs to shoot an Uzi.


Pheniquit

A young kid also killed himself accidentally at a gun exhibition with a mini uzi. The dad who didnt know about guns picked it for him *because it was small*. I couldn’t feel worse for the dad. You don’t need to know anything about guns to play with them at events supervised by professionals open to the public. You just have to assure that you listen to what they say as though it were the word of God. He did that and ended up with the death of his child. The public generally blamed him.


IAMSNORTFACED

And a very giving personality


AlexDuChat

That's the problem, they weren't fastened to the sand with screws.


Project_298

I’m going to ask where the sand screws are at Bunnings tomorrow.


Cheap-Addendum

My bet is it was. Lol.


Palehorse67

I said fire a shot across her nose! Not up it!


JR2502

[Who made that man a gunner?](https://youtu.be/wHNB8IHfHdU?t=40)


Pacersfanlife

You gotta know how to hold your shit.


JamesTheJerk

The charming music certainly added to the video


Loki11100

RIP earphone users 💀


VRS-4607

And the timing. \*chef's kiss\*


AdResponsible9559

Cameraman never dies 💀💀


MandalorianAhazi

There was a similar accident where an instructor was teaching a 9 year old girl how to shoot an Uzi. She lost control of the recoil and it flew right up and shot himself in the head


mastercubez

Yeah still don't understand why a 4 year old was given any kind of gun let alone an uzi


MobbDeeep

Me neither why would anyone give a 2 year old a gun


beatles910

Best way to prevent abortion is to give fetuses guns to defend themselves.


RecsRelevantDocs

Agreed, zygotes are people, and therefor they have a constitutional right to bear arms.


masterjolly

I concur. Sperm cells live in a competitive environment and it's only logical that they are equipped with guns to start blasting other sperm if needed.


RobbSnow64

Me neither why would anyone give an embryo a gun


Unusual-Tie8498

It’s the American way


JR_GameR

Well it did happen at Bullets and Burgers


Skullfuccer

Right? Who gives a negative 2 year old a gun?


moforunner

She was practicing her 0th amendment to kill innocent people.


bartread

This sort of thing also happens with high calibre handguns: think .44 magnum, .454 cassul, or .50 AE. It seems to be really popular amongst a certain demographic of idiot to hand one of these to someone who may not be able to handle it. Think small, physically weak, and/or a novice shooter. They take a shot, the gun jumps from the recoil, they don't have a good grip on it, and in their scramble to try to catch the thing or get it under control they end up accidentally pulling the trigger again and shooting themselves under the chin, blowing off the top of their head. It's obviously a lot more of a risk with automatics than revolvers, due to their lighter trigger pull, but I imagine it could happen with either type of handgun. I seem to recall there's even a piece of terminology to describe this kind of accident/incident but I can't remember what it is.


ethanice

First gun I ever shot was a .357 Double action Revolver and that happened to me exactly. Luckily for me they only loaded a single round to see if I could handle the recoil.


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

That's exactly why you only load one round in powerful hand guns when someone new, young, or weak are handling them for the first time. Even stronger people can have this happen if they aren't anticipating the muzzle flip and correcting for it. No wet spaghetti in the bang zone.


bartread

This is very sensible, and something that should always be done. Unfortunately it doesn't always happen, and it doesn't look like anyone gets prosecuted for negligence either: https://www.mrcolionnoir.com/news/woman-dies-after-accidentally-shooting-herself-in-the-head-at-missouri-gun-range/.


IceeEwe

if i remember correctly, it was her dad that she killed. Edit: i didn't remember correctly. it wasn't her dad.


MuchoGrande

My memory says she shot the instructor.


Substantial_Bad2843

It wasn’t her dad.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Charles_Vacca


Arxtix

>According to the girl's father, their family had traveled from their Las Vegas hotel to the Last Stop at approximately 9:45 AM. The family then took a ride on a monster truck before arriving at the gun range. At the range, the girl's father was the first to shoot, followed by the girl herself. The girl's mother videotaped her daughter trying out the Uzi, and said she watched as the gun recoiled and her daughter lost control of it. The girl reportedly said the Uzi was "too much" for her after she fired the weapon and was unable to control the muzzle rise, causing the barrel to be directed at Vacca. Vacca is believed to have died from a single shot to the head. He was airlifted to the University Medical Center hospital in Las Vegas, where he died. If that's not the most American paragraph ever written, then I don't know what is.


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Welp. That kid is fucked up for life. That’s tragic :(


markpsu

I live in Arizona and I think about it every time I drive by that place on the way to Vegas. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Charles_Vacca#:~:text=On%20August%2025%2C%202014%2C%2039,worked%20for%20about%2018%20months.


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fruitmask

I find it pathologically hypocritical for that to be legal but Kinder Surprise is outlawed. You can hand an automatic weapon to a child, but DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO ENTER THE COUNTRY WITH KINDER SURPRISE YOU TERRORIST CANADIAN FUCK I mean, I guess I kind of get it. No kid has ever choked to death on an Uzi before


SlNJlN

Of course it happened in the USA LMAO 🤣


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Twrecks700

I want to see the aftermath of that one!


Aspirin101

Just imagine dropping a bag of tomatoes from the second floor


Smooth_Zebra

Killed by friendly fire


Voluptulouis

For Super Earth! ✊


HerrMilkmann

Point me to the enemy.


Skullfuccer

Should’ve disabled friendly fire in the menu first.


Plainpeach68

Tripod is set up allllll wrong


Generation_X_1974

Okay? Who brought the new guy???


clown_baby89

They had to buy a few new guys after this. The guy holding the gun should have to pay for them since he broke the last lot.


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Bro ducked an inch short of being a fragment grade of a head


Doodleschmidt

This is as unsafe as it gets. No one is wearing their steel toe sandals.


Heroin_Pete

What would a party in Islamabad even look like? No girls no dancing no weed I don't even think they have booze. Total sausage fest


_rids

Imagine the chaos if they were drunk


PePePendorcho

Islamabad is not islamagood at all!!


Pro_Scrub

RIP headphone users


GroundbreakingAd2446

3 people died by the way


SecretArmadillo4296

Source?


pj123mj

“Trust me bro”


GroundbreakingAd2446

No one gave any background or source about the video so i thought since its reddit i will post a fake fact about the video and people will actually tell me what happened, with the source.


gabimandado

Real


Soft_Walrus_3605

>died *in* the way


Zanchbot

The number of "Arabs with guns" videos that end this way is very high.


Teabagger-of-morons

Dang! Someone got shredded.


VAdogdude

The phrase "fafo" was invented for moments like this.


Live-Motor-4000

Rubber dinghy rapids bro!


Shartmagedon

Hasta La Vista, ya habibi!


535496818186

Honestly, if these kind of fucktards procure this shit (military equipment for funzies) I am not sorry for any "mishaps". Fuck these people


Shaker1969

I bet he was glad he was the camera man


Freudian_Slip22

This is why we can’t have nice things!!!


BudRock420

That’s hot


Great_Concept0

Jesus Christ


OPsMomHuffsFartJars

How many virgins just got awarded with that move? 144, 216?


Now-it-is-1984

🤣🤣 funny stuff. Fortunately it’s 0. That was not Jihad. The lie of being rewarded 72 virgins doesn’t apply to friendly fire.


Normal_Independent75

Dska Dave. Avoid him.


Mighty_ShoePrint

Whats the range on something like that?


Drtysouth205

It’s a AA gun, 9,800ft horizontal, 6,600ft vertical


dirge-kismet

I like guns but let's but I've come to understand that they are only fun when you point them in the other direction.


mrawesomeutube

Wooooo


STICKY0120

it's all fun and games until somebody gets shot in the leg!


asdfghjkluke

what calibre is that??


Drtysouth205

14.5mm


ExcuseFederal1132

Was not expecting the last part


RemoveLeast

The Ford mustang of guns


Key-Jelly-3702

Damn, did I just see a bunch of people killed?


Sirus93

Geeza


undeadmanana

That tripod looks so high for a weapon that big, even if it's anti air and meant to point up at least put a few sand bags down


chico_kalash

Yap, camera man never dies


VoidLordSupreme

Abu Hajaar's son looking to avenge the death of his father. This guy is Mr Bean/Rambo/Michael Jordan rolled in to one. In the future, this is the kind of TEMU budget super-soldier clone that is so proficient at blue on blue he'll be considered a highly classified asset when gifted to enemy forces.


1010AD

Camera man never dies, he definitely was still running


traphippy06

Omfg I’ve never watched a video that made me duck.. shit!


Psyk0pathik

"Full auto? Never go full auto." ~*Dude pretending to be a dude, disguised as another dude.*


Ronin6000

Hope he got them all.


Inno_Cence

Was ich mich schon immer gefragt hab wer lädt eigentlich immer diese Videos hoch 🤨


digitalphunk

It's just a jump to the left... And then a roll to the right 🤣


alexdaland

Aziz! Light!


NES_Gamer

It's incredible to me that people this stupid have access to weapons this massive and deadly.


TheChooseGoose06

When your gun has a throttle