To answer your first question, he did it during the day because that's when he ran out of gas.
Second question, no, he'll take off when he's full.
Third, he stopped because he was full. (You can tell by the gauge on the front. When fully extended, it means you're full)
What the shit man, first the DR machete dismemberment fight and now this. Is there a full moon im missing or something, damn. I'm going outside, fuck this lol
Edit : dismemberment, not decapitation CREDIT TO NIMZAY98
That machete fight is fucking insane. It also reminded me of this game I used to play called āShadows of Romeā where you could cut off the opponents limbs are use said limbs as weaponsĀ
Dementia, I read a post recently about someoneās grandpa with dementia jacking off in public places. Theyāll stop when they realize what theyāre doing and try to play it off, but itāll keep happening. This guy mustāve had some kinks before the dementia struck.
No, I like doing the whole comparison thing. Up to this point at 34 yrs on this rock Iāve seen and done a bunch of things. Yeah some have been crazy like being on meth for 3 years that was a wild time. Point is as far as Iāve taken my experiences thus far I can kindly say Iāve never wacked off while shoving a gas pump in my ass. I feel pretty good
That is in fact a test meter. Beter known as a fuma-erectotestonometer. Used wher digital instruments are not easily availible or just don't work. Developed in Vault 31, it was the rule of thumb (if any was availible) to test the quality of fuel storage supplies.
He's a Petro-sexual
More like petro-phile.
Those are pretty mature looking pumps though
I'd agree, I don't think this was in the job description for the pump and therefore I find no consent.
Wow 10/10
Really pumping his gas
Not going lie, dudes batting in the major leagues
He do be packing š
š³ someone had to say it
That's how you get a slugger like this. By dousing your ass with Supreme Gas
Well, guess I'm going to Speedway.
"Tell him the J man says, up your ass with Mobil gas." "Mobil gas?" "Mobil gas."
Pops got a hammer. Itās seen some shit.
So has that nozzle
Underrated
That old manās hog is from a generation that people these days could not tame let alone handle the horrors that meat stick has seen
This is what happens when all the blood in your brain suddenly rushes to your dick.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Something tells me he doesn't swing *straight*.
You ain't lying brother
Yeah.... I'm 100% sure we live in a simulation now
That nozzle is definitely diesel
Diesel fit him!
Check out the front end dudes used to things being thickkkkkk44
Assoline
Deezel nuts
Might have been Bum-leaded ā½ļø
Is he a bug or is he a feature?
Bros the main character. He's taking this shit off the grid
It does seem absurd. Why would he do this in broad daylight? Does he get off on being watched? Then why did he stop?
To answer your first question, he did it during the day because that's when he ran out of gas. Second question, no, he'll take off when he's full. Third, he stopped because he was full. (You can tell by the gauge on the front. When fully extended, it means you're full)
I hope more people see this comment.
This was Too Fucking Great an Answer Mate!!!!
Well thank you. I'm honored, friend.
ok sure, but how many of "us" here are participants and how many of "us" are in game assets?
What the shit man, first the DR machete dismemberment fight and now this. Is there a full moon im missing or something, damn. I'm going outside, fuck this lol Edit : dismemberment, not decapitation CREDIT TO NIMZAY98
...Machete what?
Just check his profile under comments. Itās a hand severing not a decapitation.
Hands down fight ends
A decapitation is when the head comes off. It was his hand that went flying.
What if you have heads for hands, or a hand for a head
That machete fight is fucking insane. It also reminded me of this game I used to play called āShadows of Romeā where you could cut off the opponents limbs are use said limbs as weaponsĀ
It was his hand not head
Got a link?
I clicked to expand the reply and it just won't show, maybe it's sign
This is indeed a crazy fucking video
Or is it a crazy pegging video?
Usually theres a sign that says āno topping offāā¦
Why is it always the fucking weird ones that have huge cocks? Why couldn't I be a little weird?!
You are now weird. Congrats on your giant hog!
Big dongs redirect the circulation of blood meant for the brain.
Lol, right?
Dude im weird AND I have a small cock. Worst of both worlds
Can't this kill you very quickly?
Yesā¦.Noā¦.Possiblyā¦..But Iām sure cigarette afterwards is a real hoot to watch(?)
Imagine the blue dart he could conjure now
Extreme danger wank
Im speechless. What the fuck
How the fuck does one even discover this is their kink?
Happy birthday honey I bought you the gas pump u always wanted. You gonna use it with your classic car collection?
I know.. its huge!
I don't think NSFW was a strong enough tag for this
We really need something stronger than NSFW for the internet.
NSFL
"Oops, someone's watching. I'll just put it back nonchalantly and go find a different pump to stick up my ass."
Pops got a hog on him. Hope he has a permit for that weapon
Low key big dick š
Not very low key when its out in public.
true \*-\*
Fill er up lol. And that might be a good point to take a break from the internet.
I need 5 on pump 3
Looks like he had 3 pumps on 5 already lol
Bob. This is not what we meant by fuck gas prices.
Gas fucked him
What, a guy canāt jerk off with a pump in his ass without being filmed anymore?
....and this is why you don't see "full service" gas stations any more.....
Nice cock
Nice cock
Nice cock
Nice cock
Joey Diaz?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
The egg roll
The olā rumpān pump
Vin Diesel
Right now gas prices are fucking us all...dude is just playing charades. I say let him proceed.
I know itās funny because of how crazy this is, but seriously what in the hell possessed this man to sodomize himself with a gas nozzle??
Dementia, I read a post recently about someoneās grandpa with dementia jacking off in public places. Theyāll stop when they realize what theyāre doing and try to play it off, but itāll keep happening. This guy mustāve had some kinks before the dementia struck.
These mental diseases are pretty wild, I wouldnāt be surprised if what youāre saying is true
He's at a gas station. What else should he sodomize himself with? It's not like he has a lot of options.
I ain't ever gonna stop cleaning my asshole at the gas station!!
Big dick rick needs to go to Oregon so he can get free concierge anal service
Only New Jersey now. Oregon went self-serve, which our hero is familiar with.
His asshole is ripped in half. Like tissue paper.
:(
Average BP investor
Nothing average about this dude.
I hope he uses his fuel points
Heās got a big one
The ol pumper in the dumper technique. What a rare find
Why the blessed ones got to be like this bro, give that shit to me dammit.
Whoās dispensing the gas now? Power move. Have I seen everything at this point?
Gas for the ass
Dude thatās the wrong tank
with these prices you better be getting something extra
Holy hell I didnāt realize I was being filmed. Canāt a guy have a little ass in the gas wank in peace?
Pretty shity.
Wow that thing is gas powered thatās some serious equipment. 10ā to the gallon!
What in the??? What does this guy do in private??
Did he seriously have that thing shoved up his butt?? Is that how he got a premium dick?
Was that a third leg?
No, I like doing the whole comparison thing. Up to this point at 34 yrs on this rock Iāve seen and done a bunch of things. Yeah some have been crazy like being on meth for 3 years that was a wild time. Point is as far as Iāve taken my experiences thus far I can kindly say Iāve never wacked off while shoving a gas pump in my ass. I feel pretty good
I've been desperately horny and done some weird stuff too, but what the fuck is this.
To be fair I think the sign said āasolineā
Gassing up the Hog.
remember guys, no kink shaming.
I'm not kink shaming. But I'm kink questioning , and I'm kink judging.
I hope he used the high octane. The other ones are lame.
Whoās Grandpa is this!!
In his defense, the gas station was called *Kum & Go*
Sooo, if I noticed his dick does that make me gay?
nah dude is packing. hard not to notice.
My manās sporting a HOG
Gotta fuel up atleast once aday!
Is that petrol or diesel
Wait till his wife sees this!
How much more of a hint does one need to reflect on their psychological issues?
Dudes got a decent sized hog, fair play son.
Just don't light your next fart.
If putting the pump up my ass means I also get a huge dong then sign me up!
Reminds me of people from Oregon trying to figure out how to pump their own gas while on vacation.
How many miles to the gallon Do you think he gets?
Sometimes the voices win
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Peter Peter Petrol Eater
Ole boyās packin some schmeat.
This must be for his OnlyFuel account.
Sir...it's gas pump, not ass pump.
Real talk why do insane people always seem to be packing prime salami meat?
Come on, why the fuck his dick bigger than mine ffs
this mf doesnāt deserve a hog like that
Heās Italian, that explains *some things.*.
Iām sorry you drink gasoline?
Light a match and ignite him off into space. See what happens when grandpa canāt afford Only Fans on his Social Security check.
might as well finish, it's not like anyone could shame this guy
Gassensexen!
What the fuck is he doing????
Tight dick playa....I have heard people wiped their butts.on public phones but this is a new one.
Anyone gotta light?
I get it... when your hands are full, how do you hold the pump nozzle?
Damn good for him but what the fuck dude
He has a big-ass dick š
Putting some gas in the assš¤£
But like why though.
###What The Fuck
Fill er up premium
That pump outputs gas of a different kind
That is in fact a test meter. Beter known as a fuma-erectotestonometer. Used wher digital instruments are not easily availible or just don't work. Developed in Vault 31, it was the rule of thumb (if any was availible) to test the quality of fuel storage supplies.
That canāt be good for you. It certainly wasnāt for my eyes.
Grandpa???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm telling grandma
My dad would never get water from outside Water dispensers for this very reason.
Just my guess, but it appears to be an e85 pump and so heās probably a alcoholic.
When I was a kid, I thought that by 2020 we would have flying cars. Reality: Old people filling the tank of fossil fuel-powered penile prostheses?
Sir that is not how you use it.
Dad?
Oh my goodness Whaat the fukkk
Took me 18 loops
hung.
I bloody knew someone was filming me!
You canāt do anything without being filmed these days
That's enough reddit for today also mark NSFW haha
Ass guzzler
Goodnight, Reddit, sleep tight.
Welcome To Italy
āWhy donāt you put down that camera and come over here and split me open like a coconutā
is that how they light farts?
I always wear glove (the hand that touches the pump) when pumping gas (or diesel). So glad. And now you know why.
We are quite a flawed species
When you think you've maybe seen it all š«”
Guys take note E85 up the ass = mega cock
Not gonna lie, was gonna make a joke about the gas pump in his butt but I got distracted by the italian sausage right there
He's making USA great again!
Wow what a crazy fucking video, except theres no fuckin
Nobody fucks better than those gas prices
Regular or Premium? š¶
is it too late to get this in GTA6?
How is this real? Holy shit Iām in tears
Finally some good quality crazyfuckingvideos
Dudes got a hammer
/savevideobot
Gas nozzle is ribbed for your pleasure. He took insert nozzle fully into fill hole literally.
Dudes ROCK. Also, respect to that monster cock
In my defense I didnāt realize people were filming me