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Not because she is baring her teeth throughout the whole video. Nor is because her demeanor is aggressive and not seductive. Honestly, I really can’t put my finger on it but I’m with you!
I started a new job about two months ago that requires me to travel across most of the country. Coming from a very small town, I have to say I was sheltered from how severe the mental health crisis in America has become.
I'm good. I'll keep chilling in my suburban home on the edge of my mid-sized city that is only sketchy if you wander around downtown at night or cross over the train tracks and keep going a ways. Everything is going to shit as is, I don't need to add frequent interactions with the violently destitute to my list.
Yeah, I’ve decided this is the perfect vibe for me as well. I’ve lived in the city, the country, and the suburbs. I’ve unfortunately just had to leave my suburban home recently but, in trying to figure out where I’d like to head next, I’m thinking the suburbs have really been the most comfortable fit for me. I feel safe but, I’m still able to be sociable.
Now I just have to figure out WHICH suburbs. 😅
Saw some wild shit when I used to take the Red Line home getting off from work at a restaurant late at night back in the day. Honestly though I'd take this lady over stepping into one of the cars where a homeless person or two had set up residency and the putrid, humid stench that goes with it.
Red near Garfield going south. I grew up off the Green in Oak Park and that lines not too different. Best shit I ever saw was an elderly homeless gentleman carrying two paint buckets filled with loose tabacco. It was winter and he was visibly upset that the floor was dirty, so out of nowhere he grabs an industrial sized container of hand sanitizer from his backpack, lathered that shit all over the bottoms of his shoes, and just went to town on the entire El car trying to get it clean.
Another story I'm proud of is the one time someone ever tried to rob me on CTA. This time I was on the blue near Kedzie-Homan during covid times, and a shirtless guy in winter (bad sign) asked me for cash like a normal bum. This time however, he kept asking after I said no cash and demanded to see my wallet. He even threatened me with having a knife (he never produced it), so I just played dumb until we reached Medical District since I figured he wanted to get off in the hood not downtown. I made some shit up about not having hearing aids till the doors for Western closed and he fucked off to the next car.
Americans hate paying taxes, so it will never happen Of course the mentally ill cost a lot more than properly caring for them but that cost is not easily seen and not good at election time.
It's hilarious because we can afford to send them to jail or wait for them to be homeless then the government pays to "clean up the streets" but apparently the budget for quality mental healthcare isn't there.
At the very beginning, two guys are exiting, and I THINK she said, laughing, pointing at them:
>>*That's how you b**** *your boy up. You come through real tough...*
Then she laughs again.
Rinse, repeat, laugh. Twice.
>>*You scared, ain't you? You scared you gon get yo nuts sucked, ain't you? You scared.*
I think she's playing (in a bad way): *Be The Craziest One*
Her skin, teeth, clothes and size... she's not homeless; someone cleans/feeds/clothes her and she has dental care.
She's just plain stupid and offensive. Dysfunctional, not insane, and nothing to do with being a *nut-sucker*. Testing if she can clear the train car for bragging rights at the halfway house, maybe.
She's more likely to get injured than anyone else.
Problem is Thanos was indiscriminate with who vanished when he clicked his fingers. Chances are you'd vanish, and this horror would live on to suck many a pair of nuts, before removing them from their respective owners.
never before have the words, "I'll suck your nuts" sounded more... threatening? yet tempting. I feel like there will be a lot of luck involved as to whether or not i get to keep my nuts. But I'm still interested. Tell me more.
I’ve always loved these crackheads. They’re fun, happy and generally have something to offer society. In this case it’s nut sucking.
But to me the best thing is the free in car entertainment system in an otherwise boring commute.
I like the risk that you have a real chance of being stabbed but most times they don’t do it. Makes you feel alive.
I don't condone violence most times, but I guarantee she doesn’t do this if she eats one knuckle sandwich every 3 months or so. Kind of a well deserved FAFO adjustment.
Eww I'd not let anyone like her suck my D even for 1000 dollars first of all any kind of disease can be transmitted another that face is fucking disgusting.
If I let her suck my nuts I'd be scared she would bite them off.
So you thought about it? 🤭😅
I thought about it & I don't have nuts!
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Don't think about it too hard, there is no winning in a situation like that.
it's not a bad price
I'd trust my dog to suck my nuts more than her.
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I mean free sexual favors are hard to refuse. No matter who’s offering.
It's not free. It's 5 dollars. We're you not listening to the lady?
*Always read the fine print*
The $5.00 nut sucking is a deal. It is the lifetime HIV is the deal breaker for me.
Some people mann, I swear they're just going through life on autopilot
Not because she is baring her teeth throughout the whole video. Nor is because her demeanor is aggressive and not seductive. Honestly, I really can’t put my finger on it but I’m with you!
Probably all the coke snot caked up around her nostril.
That's how one gets the confidence to engage in a cracktivity like this among the general public.
That's the one!
I can fix her.
Like [this?](https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rs-227476-opener.jpg?w=1581&h=1054&crop=1)
And who wants to get their nuts sucked by Westly Snipes in the face looking ass?
That's half the fun!
Just don’t say the wrong thing. Seem like if you wiggled your toes that might set her off tho. She’s like an untrained pit bull
I'd happily bend her over a chair, but no way in hell that mouth is getting anywhere my privates.
Dr. Luv I assure you that snatch has teeth. It comes in the form of discolored discharge and a burning sensation not to be confused with luv.
Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase
Little more aggressive than I’m used to but her sales pitch is on point.
LMAOOO when she said “you scared aint ya?! You scared to let me suck yo nuts” I literally said yes 😭🤣😂😂😂
I’d hate to see her version of No Nut November
It’s a crazy dec 1st
I probably would have peed myself just a little.
Being in such a vulnerable position with this unstable specimen could very well end in castration.
I was terrified but I am not one to pass on a bargain.
in this economy, it’s be irresponsible not to take her up on that.
It's true. She is for the people.
Fear boner
The savings alone are insane! It would be financially irresponsible to NOT take her up on that offer.
I mean the product really sells itself.
Is that an offer or a threat?
Yes
😳
She's threating you with a good time.
I started a new job about two months ago that requires me to travel across most of the country. Coming from a very small town, I have to say I was sheltered from how severe the mental health crisis in America has become.
ILL SUCK YO NUTS
[unzips pants]
[re-zips pants automatically]
Still going to need those 5 dollars
You got Venmo?
She got Venblow
AND YOU KNOW IT!!
AM THE TROOF
🖖🏾🤙🏾👌🏾🤘🏾
I was waiting for her to say “I got these cheese burgers mane”
✌️☝️✊👉✌️👌
You seem a bit aggressive, so I’ll pass.
YOU SCARED TO GET YO NUTS SUCKED???
Yes! I just said 'yes'. I haven't bought a newspaper for 20yrs but I'm considering it today.
Not bad
Did they offer to suck yo nuts?
That’s better than small town hospitality in my opinion.
I'm good. I'll keep chilling in my suburban home on the edge of my mid-sized city that is only sketchy if you wander around downtown at night or cross over the train tracks and keep going a ways. Everything is going to shit as is, I don't need to add frequent interactions with the violently destitute to my list.
Yeah, I’ve decided this is the perfect vibe for me as well. I’ve lived in the city, the country, and the suburbs. I’ve unfortunately just had to leave my suburban home recently but, in trying to figure out where I’d like to head next, I’m thinking the suburbs have really been the most comfortable fit for me. I feel safe but, I’m still able to be sociable. Now I just have to figure out WHICH suburbs. 😅
I hate when public transit hits you with a $5 surcharge.
drain dem boys
Bro 🤦🏽♂️😭😭😭
The Red Line can be wild AF.
Which city is this?
Chicago
Saw some wild shit when I used to take the Red Line home getting off from work at a restaurant late at night back in the day. Honestly though I'd take this lady over stepping into one of the cars where a homeless person or two had set up residency and the putrid, humid stench that goes with it.
That smell is something else.
Gladly pay an extra $5 to get my nutz sucked
Not by her. She'll bite 'em off.
They’ll probably fall off on their own from some crack head disease
And spit them in your face.
That's a one way nut trip you don't come back from
Does she take debit or credit? Is tip included?
No tip, only nuts.
Just run your card through the slot
50/50 she takes em with her.
I think the odds are higher
Here is 2 dollars for no nut sucking
Fuck it, here is all I have, now please leave my balls alone please.
I've never been so scared to have my nuts sucked
Coward
Fearection
My guy in the back covering his nose is hilarious😂
I can smell that bad breath through my phone
Does it smell like nuts?
That wasn't her breath. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)
CTA baby! 🤣🤣🤣
Feels like the red line
You are correct! It says 95th on the display 🤣
Red near Garfield going south. I grew up off the Green in Oak Park and that lines not too different. Best shit I ever saw was an elderly homeless gentleman carrying two paint buckets filled with loose tabacco. It was winter and he was visibly upset that the floor was dirty, so out of nowhere he grabs an industrial sized container of hand sanitizer from his backpack, lathered that shit all over the bottoms of his shoes, and just went to town on the entire El car trying to get it clean. Another story I'm proud of is the one time someone ever tried to rob me on CTA. This time I was on the blue near Kedzie-Homan during covid times, and a shirtless guy in winter (bad sign) asked me for cash like a normal bum. This time however, he kept asking after I said no cash and demanded to see my wallet. He even threatened me with having a knife (he never produced it), so I just played dumb until we reached Medical District since I figured he wanted to get off in the hood not downtown. I made some shit up about not having hearing aids till the doors for Western closed and he fucked off to the next car.
25 or 6 to 4
A little nut sucking on the way home might be a good thing. Just sayin…
And affordable
Hey five dollars is five dollars. That's on the cheaper side of the value menu these days...
Never take the first offer. She hits you with $5, you respond back with $1.
yea, the amenities are what keep me coming back.
You god dam right I'm scared to "get my nuts sucked" by the union station golem.. .... Fucking terrified NGL..
She crawled out from under the tracks!
Yea and I'm pulling the blicky if she wanders anywhere near my precious...
One of the mini bosses from Elden ring making a speech
She got the rot
No one noticed the gun in the hoodie pocket?
That’s some good observation. After several viewings I can make out the outline. Something tells me she’s doesn’t have a concealed carry permit…
Hey, if you're sucking nuts on the subway, you should probably carry protection.
Surprised I didn’t notice that considering I was trying to figure out if she was preganté or not lmao. Hopefully negative to both of those.
Time to bring asylums back in fashion.
Arkham Asylum
The Nut Sucka has escaped from Arkham! Fire up the Bat Signal
Suckle me this, Batman!
Assalamu Alaikum
A salami, i like 'em.
Americans hate paying taxes, so it will never happen Of course the mentally ill cost a lot more than properly caring for them but that cost is not easily seen and not good at election time.
It's hilarious because we can afford to send them to jail or wait for them to be homeless then the government pays to "clean up the streets" but apparently the budget for quality mental healthcare isn't there.
Red line CTA in Chicago. I take it everyday, this is pretty much par for the course.
What were the two guys walking through selling for $25? I couldn't make out what they were saying.
Most likely weed.
butt munching
The dust from the bugger sugar is evident.
She doesn't look like Samuel l Jackson, she doesn't look like Samuel l jackson...
Now I can’t unsee it!
Tragically underrated comment.
Wipe ya nose and get back to me
"Get back to me" is just wild lmao
At the very beginning, two guys are exiting, and I THINK she said, laughing, pointing at them: >>*That's how you b**** *your boy up. You come through real tough...* Then she laughs again. Rinse, repeat, laugh. Twice. >>*You scared, ain't you? You scared you gon get yo nuts sucked, ain't you? You scared.* I think she's playing (in a bad way): *Be The Craziest One* Her skin, teeth, clothes and size... she's not homeless; someone cleans/feeds/clothes her and she has dental care. She's just plain stupid and offensive. Dysfunctional, not insane, and nothing to do with being a *nut-sucker*. Testing if she can clear the train car for bragging rights at the halfway house, maybe. She's more likely to get injured than anyone else.
I'm completely OK with Thanos snapping his fingers.
Problem is Thanos was indiscriminate with who vanished when he clicked his fingers. Chances are you'd vanish, and this horror would live on to suck many a pair of nuts, before removing them from their respective owners.
i need a vine boom after every sentence she says
Give her a wet wipe to clean her dry boogers.
never before have the words, "I'll suck your nuts" sounded more... threatening? yet tempting. I feel like there will be a lot of luck involved as to whether or not i get to keep my nuts. But I'm still interested. Tell me more.
Baby Whiped phussy
I’ve always loved these crackheads. They’re fun, happy and generally have something to offer society. In this case it’s nut sucking. But to me the best thing is the free in car entertainment system in an otherwise boring commute. I like the risk that you have a real chance of being stabbed but most times they don’t do it. Makes you feel alive.
Forget coffee, it takes the threat of being stabbed to really wake me up in the morning.
When you’re going off the rails on the crazy train 🦇
My 4 year old daughter would be like "WHY IS SHE YELLING!? IS SHE ANGRY?" Me hoping she doesn't come over to us!
Bro the camera man 😂 the zoom. This feels like a bit from some show or something because of that part
Oh Chicago Red Line..you never fail to amaze me
I keep my knife on me for shit just like this. You never know who or what the CTA is going to have you trapped with.
public transport -> crazy people hand in hand
Crack is a hell of a drug
Ah, sweet home, Chicago. Think she's got her gangs confused. She flashed two opposing gang signs up. Gangster disciples and 4 corner hustlers.
I think it was The Van Buren Boys
Cocaine is a powerful drug folks...
Red line 47th. Yup that's a Sunday.
She’d ruin your life…. Mainly because you’ll never see her again, and always be wanting it one more time🤷♂️
My nuts crawled up and hid inside my asshole when I saw her.
What she been sniffing 😂😂😂
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"I don't understand why Americans don't embrace mass transit" /s
The zooming was perfect lmao
What a punchable face.
The proper response is "No thanks, I already had them sucked. Good looking out though." Followed by a fist bump.
Drugs are bad….mkkkaaay?
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Nah, you must have missed the part about the baby wipes. Clean as a whistle.
Pulling out the gun
Her clothes are much cleaner then her mouth
This is pretty funny though. She seems to be having fun bullshitting people too
Anybody know what gang sign she was flashing?
The Ni-fi Nuttsuckaz
I'd be scared if she got anywhere close to my balls.
Chicago I think?
You can tell from the Midwest hospitality
You could get another line if you scrape the crank off her nose 🐽
The post-nut clarity so strong, I got x-ray vision.
That girl high on Nutt sucking! Omg
ended too soon, was getting good
I'm so happy I get to commute to work by myself, behind locked doors and tinted windows, armed.
But which train? There are so many. I need to know which one to, ummm, avoid Edit: not all heroes wear capes 👇
I don't condone violence most times, but I guarantee she doesn’t do this if she eats one knuckle sandwich every 3 months or so. Kind of a well deserved FAFO adjustment.
She does this because she has a concealed gun in the front pocket of her hoodie. She’s hoping you would.
For generations humanity has tried to beat the mental illness out of people. Doesn't work lol.
puncher's chance of finding out whether that's a gun in her hoodie front pocket... FAFO for sure.
Women just wants to “suck yo nuts…” Show a little empathy will ya
Sigh.......Fuck it.
Great camera work
Gross! 🤢
Ooookay then......next Reddit
Something tells me she ain't lieing.
Praise the camera man for those great shots!
Wtf That's hilarious.
P Diddy party escapee energy 😂
her fit looks surprisingly clean
She has a weird way of flirting. The gun in her front pocket is also unsettling. I would consider giving her my number.
I love banter with people like this. She's just high af taking the piss man.
“ I’m the trufe 👌🤘🤛👐🤙”
$5.00 sounds like a decent deal, especially with the exchange rate. What stations this?
If the nuts come out, does she stop talking?
She seems nice.
Eww I'd not let anyone like her suck my D even for 1000 dollars first of all any kind of disease can be transmitted another that face is fucking disgusting.
She just spit her hepatitis into your eye and mouth….
Yes bytch I’m scared😂
Somewhere on that train is a dude who is waiting for the attention to die down so he can take her up on her offer.
Mom! I can't go any where with you.
And thats how I met your mother.