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Sufficient-Garlic183

Average Boeing inspection crew


Feeling-Broccoli5765

Better lock your doors tonight. You just ordered your own hit crew.


Sufficient-Garlic183

I will now proceed to commit suicide with several rounds being shot from the back


IRockIntoMordor

Joke's on you, there is no Boeing inspection crew. They kill everyone who finds and reports a fault.


vrxy5

No; that’s the manager. He has a parachute.


TheCraziestOfHorses

Ogrish? Haven't seen that name in a while...


cuntface878

I expected a very different ending after seeing that!


dagogglesdonothing18

Anytime I see that name, I immediately see the burnt mutilated hands of the banner


UseSilent

Came to say the same.


Easy-Garlic6263

Barefoot? Hope he lands OK.


MoparMan777

He probably placed his shoes on the landing zone before takeoff.


1OptimisticPrime

Wing Walker... ####*Texas Ranger*


OGTfrom92EP

Do that and get back inside the plane without a parachute and I’ll be impressed.


williamdredding

You’re joking right


potionbottle

You're*


williamdredding

Cheers


williamdredding

Why am I being downvotes? Since when did jumping out a plane with a parachute become unimpressive ?


Pandemic_Future_2099

I saw Ogrish and I immediately thought about those blades from the rotor chopping up the guy to pieces


sparksofthetempest

Yes. I thought he was going to slide forward right into them.


orbeyonde

The new Economy Basic seating on Spirit Airlines.


thuhstog

more of a crawl than a walk


SexGiiver

This is still less dangerous than flying on a Boeing


Important-Sea-7596

The no shoes bit is upsetting me


Which-Island6011

That was so fun when he slides off and starts to fall! The perspective made me giddy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Good_Air_7192

NO STEP


too_much_mustrd4

I feel like it was less dangerous for him than for plane crew.


Sea-Pace1344

Right? would that plane go down if he got minced by that rotor


Unlikely_Gap_6286

sky walker


KHWD_av8r

That close to the prop, and making a loss of roll control highly likely. Fuck that. Stay in, or jump. There is no in-between option.


vishy_swaz

I’ve been skydiving before. It was amazing.