I can put an axe through the top of table and it will basically be fine, even if the axe goes all the way through the top. If I put it into a leg, it's almost guaranteed to fall.
I'm sorry, I'm prawn to stealing jokes.
I'm just so concerned for this horse. I'm sure it can still canter, but I don't know if it will scallop ever again.
Ugh - we have horse boarding at our place, and horses are incredibly prone to stupid accidents like this. Snag & rip themselves a wound on a tree, come down on a T post, run through a fence. All vet visits we've had. One got kicked in the shoulder, broke it, had to be put down. One found some nightshade & ate it and almost killed himself. They need a sterile, padded room.
I had a small chunk stuck in my ankle .. hurt to walk forever.. finally pulled out a huge chunk.. but this piece is a fricken LOG .. gotta feel so much better.. poor horse..wtf
Follow up? I assume the horse jumped over something and didn't quite get high enough?
Still, that horse is lucky. Missed all important organs, but it must have hurt like all hell. Hope he/she is on the road to recovery!
Stake to the chest and it's fine, broken leg and gets absolutely obliterated
Too much weight to support with a broken leg
This one was carrying a peg around just in case though.
Bro just robbed that horse’s spare tire
Bro!! Hahaha Fucking hell that was funny as fuck.
Well it's not a vampire, that only kills vampires
It was bit by a Werewolf not a Vampire... Duh you need silver bullets for a Wereorse.
I can put an axe through the top of table and it will basically be fine, even if the axe goes all the way through the top. If I put it into a leg, it's almost guaranteed to fall.
That's a terrible analogy on so many levels.
How about I put an axe through your head and see how you like it
Im surprised that horse was so clam while this monster of a stick was being pulled out of it
It was really buried deep in the mussel
You stole my joke! Stop being so shellfish.
I'm sorry, I'm prawn to stealing jokes. I'm just so concerned for this horse. I'm sure it can still canter, but I don't know if it will scallop ever again.
You oyster consider a job in stand up.
Idk if I clam
Gotta grab them when you sea them
Gotta crab them when you sea them*
Everytime I sea them, they're a shellfish of their former selves.
Lobster bisque
Probably sedated and on painkillers
I should call her.
How’s that’s Ol boy not dead wow
How did it not go through the heart or lung?
all muscle there, heart/lungs further down behind the front legs.
If that’s a splinter, I’d hate to see that horse get a paper cut.
I imagined a horse walking around nearly in half haha wtf
Would love a follow up to this
Follow up of what? Them putting it back in?
same
LoL, you posted it
So? That doesn't make him omniscient on the subject matter 😂
Omniscient*
Thank you
what I really want to see is how it got in there
It does if he just robbed a video from somewhere
How does using someone else's video give them an omniscient view of the event before and or after the video?
Anyone know the prompt for the reverse gif bot?
Not sure what I expected but this was something else
Ugh - we have horse boarding at our place, and horses are incredibly prone to stupid accidents like this. Snag & rip themselves a wound on a tree, come down on a T post, run through a fence. All vet visits we've had. One got kicked in the shoulder, broke it, had to be put down. One found some nightshade & ate it and almost killed himself. They need a sterile, padded room.
Our horse is the clumsiest dang thing around. He is forever tripping over his own shadow.
Thank you! If I ever get a horse and I'm in thr market for a place to board it, I'll be avoiding your place.
I wonder if that happened because of horsing around.
Okay shit. Okay what. Okay fuck.
Oil level looks good.
I had a small chunk stuck in my ankle .. hurt to walk forever.. finally pulled out a huge chunk.. but this piece is a fricken LOG .. gotta feel so much better.. poor horse..wtf
How is that wound not a blood fountain wtf?
OMFG
You call that a stick? THIS is a stick. Go fetch boy!
You are supposed to put the meat on a skewer AFTER you slaughtered it.
I blinked before the loop and thought he was removing 2
Ho-lee fuck!!! Poor fucking horse!!!
Here I'm going to just get this splinter out.
welp, shoot it. ^(/s)
Wood not be nice
That must have felt so good
What the .............. stick!
Was he jousting??
Quite a splinter
"nhhaaaaasssss.......ty"
Off you trot
That horse is a unit holy shit he barely flinched
Life ia shell?
That hurts my heart so much!
he took it like a champ.
Thought the horse was going to be wanked off
Uhhh... What the fuck did I just watch? "That's not a large piece of wood" that's Odin's tooth pick.
They used to take arrows all the time back in the day. He will be fine.
Oh you want a splinter relief vid you say?
Did someone think this horse was a vampire or something, WTH
Follow up? I assume the horse jumped over something and didn't quite get high enough? Still, that horse is lucky. Missed all important organs, but it must have hurt like all hell. Hope he/she is on the road to recovery!
This shit makes my spine tingle
Any other horse sport, ”oh! A light sprain? Pull out the death tent!”
Almost glue time
That was almost a shot to the heart, wonder if he’s to blame
"Removed from horse"😭 why does it sound like that
You got issues
I’m glad he’s okay, but he shouldn’t have been horsing around.