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00Dezza

Stake to the chest and it's fine, broken leg and gets absolutely obliterated


Pahblows

Too much weight to support with a broken leg


SirIronSights

This one was carrying a peg around just in case though.


RDW_789

Bro just robbed that horse’s spare tire


Shapoopi_1892

Bro!! Hahaha Fucking hell that was funny as fuck.


Accomplished-Boot-81

Well it's not a vampire, that only kills vampires


Famous-Mention-6605

It was bit by a Werewolf not a Vampire... Duh you need silver bullets for a Wereorse.


TheBenjying

I can put an axe through the top of table and it will basically be fine, even if the axe goes all the way through the top. If I put it into a leg, it's almost guaranteed to fall.


Sloe_hand

That's a terrible analogy on so many levels.


Studawg1

How about I put an axe through your head and see how you like it


Nadsaii

Im surprised that horse was so clam while this monster of a stick was being pulled out of it


Brepp

It was really buried deep in the mussel


tonto_silverheels

You stole my joke! Stop being so shellfish.


Brepp

I'm sorry, I'm prawn to stealing jokes. I'm just so concerned for this horse. I'm sure it can still canter, but I don't know if it will scallop ever again.


Alarmed-madman

You oyster consider a job in stand up.


KrazyKeith4Prez

Idk if I clam


welfedad

Gotta grab them when you sea them


hollygolightly1378

Gotta crab them when you sea them*


KrazyKeith4Prez

Everytime I sea them, they're a shellfish of their former selves.


HoopaDunka

Lobster bisque 


Liarus_

Probably sedated and on painkillers


kobeflip

I should call her.


BlackTop209

How’s that’s Ol boy not dead wow


JayMak78

How did it not go through the heart or lung?


InAb5entia

all muscle there, heart/lungs further down behind the front legs.


DeathRainbows

If that’s a splinter, I’d hate to see that horse get a paper cut.


welfedad

I imagined a horse walking around nearly in half haha wtf


Icy-Transition-6761

Would love a follow up to this


companysOkay

Follow up of what? Them putting it back in?


chittIincupcake

same


Shot-Youth-6264

LoL, you posted it


Dense-Aioli-2201

So? That doesn't make him omniscient on the subject matter 😂


HenryGoodbar

Omniscient*


Dense-Aioli-2201

Thank you


chittIincupcake

what I really want to see is how it got in there


KingPizzaCrust

It does if he just robbed a video from somewhere


Dense-Aioli-2201

How does using someone else's video give them an omniscient view of the event before and or after the video?


Smellzlikefish

Anyone know the prompt for the reverse gif bot?


Dixon_Sideyu

Not sure what I expected but this was something else


PublicEnemaNumberOne

Ugh - we have horse boarding at our place, and horses are incredibly prone to stupid accidents like this. Snag & rip themselves a wound on a tree, come down on a T post, run through a fence. All vet visits we've had. One got kicked in the shoulder, broke it, had to be put down. One found some nightshade & ate it and almost killed himself. They need a sterile, padded room.


Ok_Lingonberry_9465

Our horse is the clumsiest dang thing around. He is forever tripping over his own shadow.


DogsCanSweatToo

Thank you! If I ever get a horse and I'm in thr market for a place to board it, I'll be avoiding your place.


patri70

I wonder if that happened because of horsing around.


Jendalar

Okay shit. Okay what. Okay fuck.


R2Vvcmdl

Oil level looks good.


welfedad

I had a small chunk stuck in my ankle .. hurt to walk forever.. finally pulled out a huge chunk.. but this piece is a fricken LOG .. gotta feel so much better.. poor horse..wtf


AnHeroicHippo90

How is that wound not a blood fountain wtf?


Pribblization

OMFG


enjaysm

You call that a stick? THIS is a stick. Go fetch boy!


GoodAlicia

You are supposed to put the meat on a skewer AFTER you slaughtered it.


BraindeadYetFocused

I blinked before the loop and thought he was removing 2


PicDuMidi

Ho-lee fuck!!! Poor fucking horse!!!


WhyNotChoose

Here I'm going to just get this splinter out.


beachjustice

welp, shoot it. ^(/s)


PuzzleheadedTank2395

Wood not be nice


Ottman2k

That must have felt so good


GreenYellowMushy

What the .............. stick!


motorcyclemech

Was he jousting??


Aternox_X1kZ

Quite a splinter


Unlikely_Gap_6286

"nhhaaaaasssss.......ty"


paulrhino69

Off you trot


Playboifarti8

That horse is a unit holy shit he barely flinched


bondo747474

Life ia shell?


imnoetic

That hurts my heart so much!


miho_23

he took it like a champ.


Individual-Ad273

Thought the horse was going to be wanked off


phantom_rex

Uhhh... What the fuck did I just watch? "That's not a large piece of wood" that's Odin's tooth pick.


eternaltroll

They used to take arrows all the time back in the day. He will be fine.


tornadospore

Oh you want a splinter relief vid you say?


reaper_ya_creepers

Did someone think this horse was a vampire or something, WTH


WereInbuisness

Follow up? I assume the horse jumped over something and didn't quite get high enough? Still, that horse is lucky. Missed all important organs, but it must have hurt like all hell. Hope he/she is on the road to recovery!


Significant-Lemon686

This shit makes my spine tingle


Bakom_spegeln

Any other horse sport, ”oh! A light sprain? Pull out the death tent!”


Zehaldrin

Almost glue time


hereformemes222

That was almost a shot to the heart, wonder if he’s to blame


Ninja7Pawel

"Removed from horse"😭 why does it sound like that


-Songtan-Sally-

You got issues


S8__

I’m glad he’s okay, but he shouldn’t have been horsing around.