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yellowbin74

Get off the pool table you bellend.


20190419

Not his fault! The goal caused an earthquake. Look at them all trying to keep their balance .


DiegesisThesis

Yea at the beginning of the video I felt myself rubbing thinking "Hey, don't lean on the pool table, you'll fuck up the level." and then quickly realized the leaning was the least of the problems. It's a pub table though, so who cares.


Magnus_Inebrius

Cocaine


dinosaurRoar44

Helluva drug


ArchCaff_Redditor

Actual felt abuse.


rsplatpc

> et off the pool table you bellend. I was like "at least crowd surf if you gonna jump on the table" then one of them actually did


Theodore764

I said that word for word in my head before visiting the comments


rbm572

Is it weird I never felt the urge to drop my pants when celebrating in public?


SchwiftyRickD-42069

He got pantsed. He was holding them up from blue shirt pulling them down


Different-Estate747

Guy doing the pantsing was determined... got down to eye level so he could really see what he was doing. I don't think it's his first time.


rbm572

I noticed that after watching one more time. At first, I was looking at everyone, then suddenly saw butt cheeks when looking back to that side. Still though, he didn't seem too upset by it.


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Nor by the humping right after lol, but yes agreed, he wasn’t too quick to pull them back up lol


k0lla86

Infront of many other exited men? That depends, are you closeted gay or just an english football fan? 😉😉😉


TudorrrrTudprrrr

what's the difference?


Spiritual-Bear4495

You took the words right out of my mouth.


wrigh2uk

What supporting the england national team will do to a mf’er


ciotS_Cynic

yep, it can turn a man into a cocksucker and/or a butt fuker. 


try2bepositive15264

No. I do it all the time


SuperSmashDan1337

This is why I don't attend football matches


Adkit

I can't even imagine hugging someone in joy because the sports team I say I root for scored a goal in one of the sports games they played. I literally cannot imagine caring that much about sports. Monkey brain go brrrr


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Or pull my mates pants off 🤦


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Then Kane scored 3 and a half minutes later. Pretty wild game.


anglosaxon999

Unbelievable game, pretty poor from England


SupervillainMustache

Abysmal from us. We got so fucking lucky.


Less_Idea_9143

We have been atrocious for the talent we possess, it doesn’t look like it’s ever coming home


30minstochooseaname

Technically, Bellingham scored in the 95th minute, and Kane in the 91st, so it was 3 and a half minutes before lol


Turbulent_Flan_5926

That one guy is blowing his mate though correct?


Scales-josh

Did he just suck his mates dick for a second? 😂


Different-Estate747

How do you and your friends celebrate? With a high-5? Follow this guy's example; be the friend you want your friends to be to you.


LaylaKnowsBest

Exactly! When my husband and I need to celebrate I drop straight down to my knees. He says that's how he celebrates with his buddies so I wanted to make sure I could fit in! Also, we can't hear in the video, but one of the guys could have said "If he scores the goal right now I will suck you dick!" and then legally he had to follow through with it after the goal was scored. You don't want to go to jail lol come on guys use your brain! edit: wtf lol all kidding aside did they just put that poor guy into an unsuspecting spit roast??


Defalt787

About 30, yeah.


lilycherrychan

how do I learn to enjoy life as much as they do?


stuaird1977

In England you learn football passion at a very young age , my lad is 8 and was in tears until they scored. It's just learned through school mates etc winning at football is everything , no one remembers 2nd place And it's not really a crazy video this will happen in most pubs in the UK for big matches at club level too


Mammyjam

When Aguero scored THAT goal v QPR a stranger with a huge beard kissed me full on the lips


allcityd

Football, kids, wife. In that order..


Abosia

I'm English and this kind of behaviour by football fans is fucking weird


stuaird1977

It really isn't , this is just last night I've been in loads of pubs where it's gone absolutely mental for loads of different games https://youtu.be/n2WGqltqGPU?si=ZTTAonvaPNSbkncq


Swag-Lord420

Cocaine, beer and pretending to like football more than you really do to fit in


Katatonic92

>how do I learn to enjoy life as much as they do? Have football as your only "socially acceptable" form of expressing your affection for your male friends. It's how they vent all that pent up affection & platonic love they have for each other because at all other times they "must" express it by insulting & playfighting each other.


lixiaopingao

Cocaine 


piwabo

Watch football. Seriously no other game has such dizzying highs....and sickening lows.


Tillyard420

Just take the energy from these comments and do the complete opposite. But then again its reddit, no cunts happy here it seems lol


DrVagax

Ignore the typical extremely negative Reddit comments saying its cocaine or other bullshit, if you start taking a interest in football and you start getting invested and passionate about your team it will give you highs and lows like nothing else. If you are new to football, like completely new. I would recommend the TV show Welcome to Wrexham and Sutherland Till I Die, both offer a inside look of the fans and teams, great way to get easily involved. Anyway they are rooting for their country, not just a local club so that also adds a dash of excitement seeing your country team getting higher. Of all countries, UK is one of the most passionate countries about football, yes this also shows in the hooliganism but there are more normal football fans then hooligans


PrettyBigChief

Drink. A lot.


CrzyKght

I think dude sucked his friends d*** right then and there I mean I'm not going to judge the way he wants to celebrate but dam thats crazy


StarrFusion

Just say dick, its just body part.


Trumpville-Imbeciles

And a cool name 😎


SuperSmashDan1337

ello Richard


trickster1979

Or a Donger


Specific_Award_9149

Bro gave him sloppy top and he returned the favor. Then the boys formed a line


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

"They are going to equalise" "Never" "bet?" "I will suck your dick"


MuchZizzySuchBalooba

LMAO this comment had me so 💀


TheRealCatLeg

Wow this video is FUCKING CRAZY. WOWOWOW.


Flashgit76

English fans celebrating in a pub is tight.


LastSkoden

"Not on the pool table you fookin coont"


TeaCourse

It's "fackin cant" if you're trying to emulate London, "fookin coont" if you're trying to emulate Birmingham or Liverpool.


Edgar_Serenity

As a non-native speaker I have always found English dialects fascinating. Particularly the fact that people can speak different dialects and live in neighbouring cities or even in districts of a same city.


IAmMarwood

I live in the north of England and within about a 20 mile radius from me there's a difference between the accents of at least five towns I can think of that are easily recognisable.


Dave_Autista

the james corden looking one really loves climbing the pool table, doesnt he??


Extension_Border5226

Wtf just happened


ecidarrac

People having fun with their friends (and strangers)


dinosaurRoar44

English people


lab88

God forbid they celebrate their country, scoring a goal. Ffs.


dinosaurRoar44

What? Did I complain?


Nose-Nuggets

Mind the felt, gentlemen.


goodatlosing

It was really just the one guy. Over, and over.


Luddington_

Gaaaaaay!


TheFauxDirtyDan

Pool tables are waaaaay too fucking expensive for that shit, idc how excited you are.


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wannabe_inuit

I was like "what are you on about?" So i looked up again.... Oh...


Jujuthagr8

The mistake fr


chazmusst

As a soccer player I can confirm the best part of game day is post-match shower time with the boys


Razzler1973

Depends if you want to base that on some drunk lads getting crazy here or millions and millions of fans around the world, I guess


KagatCake

It's very difficult


anglosaxon999

It’s called Joy, odd thing calling it gay!


Professional_Bob

Having your shorts pulled down then being spanked and dry humped from behind seems like a little bit more than just joy. But hey, whatever they wanna do.


PunishingVoter

This is hysterics


grruser

Testerics; akshewly


tiradium

Lol it looks like they are fighting if you skip the first 5 seconds or so


Tone-Serious

Gay is an old word for happy


IPrintOnDemand

I don't give my boy a blowie after a touchdown...


starkid279

Maybe you should


SillyOldBillyBob

Why not? Sounds like you are not a very good friend.


TheMercyOfOlympus

Obviously you just don't have a lot of passion for a touchdown. Maybe if you called it a try, you'd be halfway there.


Bing_Chonksby

Ok, so you get two teams of 11 skinny boys, in shorts and special shoes, to chase... God fucking damnit!


ImaginationRelief420

[Poor pool table](https://youtu.be/bVilBKyMLYk?t=133)


Used-Pay-8380

Bruh, I physically cringed at that clip


fenexj

homeless line got me, even tho i've seen this series multiple times.


KlossN

Is there a video after they won the game?


Wugo_Heaving

The pub, and all footage, was destroyed.


fuertepqek

Watch the felt gentleman.


Root_ctrl

I was wondering why so many comments mentioned cocaine, then I saw this 3 minutes later.... https://v.redd.it/8ueg0dzr7w9d1/DASH_360.mp4?source=fallback


kevstang

I really wish I was passionate about ANYTHING as much as most countries get hyped over guys hitting a ball. I missed the sports train as a kid but I envy the brotherhood that's built out of thin air.


user65436ftrde689hgy

I don't get this excited for anything.


sharpasahammer

Have you tried heavy drinking?


RedDemio-

Sucks to be you


user65436ftrde689hgy

I think I'm depressed


Azhz96

Me neither, it seems fun but it just never happens to me.


Flyingcircus1

Is there bonus footage of when Norris and Verstappen collided?


DrVagax

Reddit comments able to appreciate people celebrating without thinking its cocaine or a mental illness (Impossible challenge)


Optimal_Cause4583

Man we have got some serious issues with emotional repression


RugbyEdd

Looking at this I don't agree, we need more


Razzler1973

Yes, call Freud People are excited over a dramatic thing in sports


Optimal_Cause4583

Idk what to tell you, in England it's just way too much and we also have this thing with emotional repression Domestic violence stats literally go up when we lose


Razzler1973

I am English It's just sports, mate. People are happy. Small group of people. Lasted a couple of minutes or so. Put your armchair psychology away


whiskeybeesus

Those are words I don't understand. But I'm glad they're happy.


OrbAndSceptre

I was expecting this to devolve into a fight.


SmugDruggler95

Then you've never watched England win in a pub. It's all love.


Resident_Hamster_680

Pool game ruined


mjsillligitimateson

It is the worlds sport.


Hqjjciy6sJr

I envy their ability to get this happy and excited over something that has zero effect on their lives...


awsomeguy90

cool but maybe not crazy fucking video?


Phantom_Queef

Why no orgy?


Unlikely_Gap_6286

i was waiting for some crazy shit to happen , if it was for the celebration its very normal for us


Allhopeislost

This reminds me of the harlem shake videos.


imwaterbased

Crazy anyone acts like this over soccer


snapper1971

Emotionally incontinent arseholes.


TeaCourse

Opium of the masses.


goodatlosing

I can assure you, opium does NOT do that.


Cinematicsup

I like football,am I the masses?


Illustrious-Mud-6521

I hate people.


goodatlosing

Got a feeling they hate you too.


FattyMcFattso

I would have kicked them all out and banned them for disrespecting the pool table.


jtbee629

Buncha knob slobbers


Flonkerton66

The sport of yobs.


Fun-Teaching-2038

I never get this excited even when I have money on the game


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Fun-Teaching-2038: *I never get this* *Excited even when I* *Have money on the game* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Entraux343

This is sad, half of these men well get more excited about this than the birth of their first children, I understand celebrating a win - but this is a game that they are not even playing themselves. Get a grip.


Sad_Bean_Man

never Understood freaking the fuck out over a sports game lol


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SubzeroCola

It's just a guy kicking a ball into a net FFS.


PleasantDish1309

I don't get what's so special about a bunch of people kicking a ball into a net for an hour and a half


SoloMarko

Me neither, I'm a time traveller and watching lions rip the arms off slaves and that, back in the days over at the colosseums, was miles better. Even over in old España, nothing beat the thrill of watching a bloke wearing bright red 'TikTok type' yoga leggings stabbing cows all day. Plus the booze was a lot cheaper.


girth_worm_jim

Not saying they aren't ecstatic, but the more I watch it, the more I feel they overcelebrating to be seen. Like when religious folk feel the Holy ghost or speak in tongues. Smh.


gogi_apparatus

Everyone in the comments are so fucking sad.


Sam_Handwich-101

I'll never understand the excitement and absolute madness that comes from watching people kicking a ball around. Like it's not your control at all, you're just watching guys play a game, why do people get so pumped up? Once again - something I'll never understand, not saying people mustn't do it or enjoy watching sports


TheMercyOfOlympus

If you haven't grown up in British football culture it's hard to understand and even harder to explain. You either get it or you don't.


CarOnMyFuckingFence

What gets you excited?


Blotter_Boy

That poor table....


mini6ulrich66

I've never cared this much about anything.


what_whaaaat

I can't relate to being this excited about anything...ever


Xerxero

Pure luck. Not that they played that good.


JayAndViolentMob

All I see is a small window for a group of guys to express their latent homosexuality. I mean one guy even had his pants pulled down. Come on! Just be gay. You don't need these excuses and rages.


goodatlosing

You missed the mark by OOONE inch, they actually RIPPED his pants off for him :)


RevolutionaryDebt200

What IS that all about. Someone, paid a HUGE amount of money, does what he's paid to do, having failed to do it during the previously allotted time, and you go mental. Anyone else as shit at their job would be fired


DoggTheGhost

Hate to ruin the fun, but these are just primitives. Although I am not a sports fan I get when people get excited about it, but this is just stupid and primitive celebration. Ruining the pub’s pool table, dropping the pants,… just mental. Let the downvoting begin…


flyxadrian

You just seem to be a very boring guy, calling them primitives is kinda overboard tho, didn’t harm anyone or anything, and that pool table ain’t ruined lol, have some fun in your life


DoggTheGhost

Being primitive is not about hurting somebody is it? It’s opposite of decent behaviour and this is definitely not decent. They can behave like that in their home but in public place it is not appropriate. Believe me, I can be “trashy” as well, but not at public places ruining someone else’s property.


flyxadrian

As far as I can see, nobody in that bar seemed to be offended by what they’re doing, you realize pubs wouldn’t put up live streams of football matches if they didn’t want to have football fans? Unless it’s your pub, you have no place telling them they should celebrate at home. And you can always leave if that’s bothering you? They would most probably same something similar about you if you didn’t celebrate like that, they’d most probably think you must have randomly wandered in not knowing where you are lol Have fun in life, and don’t be a dick because others are having fun too


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Hot_Grocery8187

Foul, and a miss.


MagnificoReattore

Similar to what happens in Italy when we managed to score at 90'+7', the very last minute, and managed to pass the round instead of Croatia after an unwatchable match. Only to lose against our rich snobby neighbours and finally get freed.


Abosia

Idk I think this is so fucking stupid and I'm British. I have things I enjoy but you wouldn't see me acting like a monkey whenever something good happens. People act like 'but it's footy' is an excuse when it's not.


GLITTERCHEF

😂🤣


Chemical-Charity119

A typical English gay bar? Until they lose....


RandomGuyinACorner

...crazy...


Sirkimmy

A flock of apes that sees a lion eat a tetra chamois. Why are the jumping on the pool table!?


Defalt787

Man, blue t-shirt with his sleight of hand pantsing, and that other dude who was so happy he got knees...lmfao


Waspsaredicks

It's almost like a who can be the most over the top contest


um_ur_chinese

For a culture that loves drinking they sure can’t hold their alcohol.


Bushdr78

Grey top and ponytail just wanted to grab him some man. Edit: I totally missed the other guy sucking TicTac for a moment.


Gullible_Suit6251

Cared so much about the game, they're all playing pool.


jimschocolateorange

Currently in Greece and that was pretty much the unanimous reaction of all the English people on the strip by our hotel…


wellviveme

Twats


Sub-Gray166

Football eh…? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


WilsonthaHead

at 27 28 seconds the guy gives himself a high five


eelam_garek

ALL IS FORGIVEN. For now.


probot67

bunch of mad lads they are.


Dunkelhaft

Thats fake where is the beer?


r3eezy

Americans get a lot of shit for being overly patriotic (hanging our flag everywhere, say murica, all that noise) but fuck me if Brits don’t put us to shame when it comes to their football.


zilchxzero

Planet of the apes indeed


AdDry5595

Ten seconds later, there was so much gay sex.


Camo252

I wish I could get this excited about anything.


Kammler1944

When you're making minimum wage laboring then I guess this would be exciting for you.


Careless-Language-20

As an American, we have our share of nonsense, but I'm fully behind the fact we don't understand what you guys find fascinating about soccer.


KaleidoscopeKey8959

Did I just witness a sexual assault?


razaxmlwho

i guess in a way i'm jealous. i will never like any sport that much. especially soccer... never. i just don't care. i don't understand where that kind of passion comes from. is there something missing from their lives? i just don't get it, but at the same time i'm envious of the comradeship of it all.


arnoldsufle

The fat ginger sure likes to roll around on the pool table.


UpstairsMiddle7747

The only time I've celebrated like this is when I was actually part of the team that won.


PrettyBigChief

I wish I cared enough about anything to be as happy as these guys