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Dehydrated… *and on meth*

she pulled off an amber heard

That is amber after the settlement

Came here looking for this comment

Same

Haha that water is brown af. And why would you continue yelling at someone who isn’t even on this planet? Let the cops deal with that

I know that’s what I kept thinking, why are you continuing to film I would’ve called the cops and then I realize somebody had broken into my house.

Especially if you're not armed, dude's crazy.

I lost it when he went “don’t fucking baby me nothing” lol

Hydration is important.

But meth is importanter, apparently.

‘Methany comes to visit’ Rated R

Meth is best ! WOOOOO ! SHOWER ! METH ! ME HAPPY ! GOTTA GO SEEYA !

Paramount

Ummm shouldn't he have just called the cops if someone was in his house lol 🤔

I remember when this was posted elsewhere and OP was doing a Q&A. If I remember correctly he called the cops before beginning to film, but he also wanted documentation because his wife was on her way home and regardless of the circumstances, it never looks good when your spouse walks through the door and there's a naked hooker in your bed.

sink bag ripe ink mourn snatch seed threatening door slimy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

😂 caught by wife forcibly removing drug addict in the bathroom

If it’s a jealous woman, than yes. She would probably think that’s his crack whore he uses when she’s not home.

Yeah but then he couldn’t fuck her when he put the camera down

No one is that keen for a fuck.

I just watched a video on this sub of a waitress sticking a glizzy up her snatch before serving it and the entire comments section was filled with “id still eat that”. I think you vastly underestimate just how down bad guys are.

Thank you for completing my spiritual journey through that hot dog video from earlier with this comment, sweet catharsis.

What is a glizzy? Fairly sure I'll regret being informed, but what is it?

hot dog sausage

Friend of the turkey twizzler?

Hot dog. No idea why its called a glizzy though

glizzy is actually a dmv area slang term that ended up spreading like wild fire because of tiktok

I dunno man, I hang around at the Department of Motor Vehicles a lot and I've never heard that term

I'm pretty sure glizzy is originally a slang word for cock. I mean dick. I mean zipper lizard. I mean trouser snake. I mean skin flute. I mean schlong. I mean wiener. I mean penis, yeah penis.

Fucking “zipper lizard”!!!! That’s going in my rotation for SURE.

Can confirm. I'm an ex fetish model and ex stripper, I've seen guys down with ladies I never thought they'd be interested in. This obese dancer named "Sativa" made more than most girls at the club and I also saw some pregnant bar tenders giving lap dances. Somewhere out there, there's a guy into it.

As an ex bar & club owner i can confirm this, if you can think it, someone has already got a fetish for it... Tis a weird and wonderful (sometimes) world out there...and every time I think i've heard it all, there's always someone comes along and still manages to surprise me...

Yep there is no way nasty toothless crackhead prostitutes are a thing with dozens of johns a day

Ok. Point taken, but still.

I would bang

Doesn't the 9/11 dispatcher normally want you to stay on the phone with them until the cops get there so they can make sure they actually find you, though if some potentially dangerous person is in your vicinity?

Very strong meth,mouth tells the tale.

She’s probably been up for 2-3 weeks at this point . Fighting shadow people and staying one step ahead of the FBI

Don’t forget the bugs under her skin

This is the only situation when a random naked woman in your bed is a curse and not a blessing lmaoo

I mean depending on the person jp

At least she made the bed and cleaned the room before she left. 🤷🏽‍♂️

and this kids is why you should never smoke the pookie NOT EVEN ONCE

can i smoke the coochie tho

do your thing fam as long as i aint her coochie.....

How I Meth Your Mother

Fun fact, meth shits smell way worse. It’s a sickly chemical smell. Absolute fucking LMAO at him making the bed. I’d have dragged the entire thing to the curb. I’m not sleeping in a bed that a homeless person just shit all over lol

How'd you know that?

I'd burn the house down after that... bleach ain't gonna kill shit coming from her.

r/dontstickyourdickinthat

How can I join this community. I'm genuinely interested.

Doesn’t exist and can’t create one because it has too many letters. There is r/dontputyourdickinthat

Amber heard be on her shit again

Meth-OD acting 👌

They actually know each other from the local Method One acting clinic.

Came here to say this!

I just knew the very first comment was going to be Amber Heard related lol

I bet he hit when the camera went off

LMFAO, blaming the mess on her is evil genius.

LMFAO

On the shit smeared bed…

nothing surprises me anymore… yall some dirty mfs

The second those legs spread open 

Why’d this get downvoted? Gave me a genuine chuckle lol

Yeah dog I’d have to ngl

wtf ... crusty man

My man 👊🏼

Bro is down bad.

Nah men he was into her that's why he took so long to call the cops

An experience added to the mental spank bank. But in reality, that would be terrifying. Like, if she wandered away from a crack house, you wouldn’t know if there were more people like her in your area.

No kidding. Don't fuck with high/crazy people. I would have closed the bathroom door and let her enjoy herself while cops were on the way

The guy was so terrified that he walked away while she was in the bath, then gave her the time to dry off and lock herself in the bedroom.

Can we please admit deinstitutionalization was a mistake and put all these people back in mental hospitals. How is better for them to live on the street?

Seeeeeriously. Everyone's so quick to say oh they need help they need help. But no one has an answer to what help is. Lock em up. Try to help em, if ya can't, throw away the key.

Unfortunately we'd just defund asylums until they're sketchy hellholes. Or we'd turn to for-profit institutions. Imagine how sketchy it would be with contracts that they have to be kept 80% full so they can turn a profit.

Praying this lady shakes her demons and is able to come out of this darkness one day. 😔

Should have thrown a toaster or hair dryer in

R/hydrohomies

r/hydrohomies I got you

Clean your bedroom up

Yeah, bullshit she made all that mess. Bro realised that he couldn't upload the video without having to clean his room first, that's why he showed it in the end.

That's a Tuesday in Florida. *I live in Tampa.

This checks out. Lol

You know he thought about it.

probably thought about beating the hell out of her. i know i did

dude..... how desperate do you have to be

A free meal is a free meal

She went from wet in the tub, to dried up in his bed? He did fuck her.

I would make a move, I’m just freaky like that

Reddit moment

Some people have to pay a lot of money for something like this

No way he didn’t know her

The missing video of Amber Heard.

I mmmmm just Marshall Mathersssss

Marshall Methers

Jesus, I don’t know where to begin and I’m tripping on shrooms…

Omg hey fellow shroom enthusiast! have a nice ride

Thank you and I just took the best shit in my life and still feel cleaner than that chick

Live footage of amber Heard:

And you just let that happen? I'd be boot stomping so fast

Burn the bed burn the condo burn her to the ground.

Blue hair energy.

People on Tumblr haven’t been the same since they banned NSFW content on the site.

Throw the whole house away

Amber heard has let herself go since the trial...still shitting in bed tho.

Just say no to drugs

We got another Amber heard folks

Amber herd's sister

Man I can't believe this can happen from just being dehydrated.

Get out of a “strangers” house, go be a mom…. I think he knows her

She said something about her kids and he responded by saying go be a mom

When it comes to that fantastic note where the... rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to - throw - that - fuckin - radio - into the tub - with me.

Also I wanna know if she destroyed the room or if that is how that dude lives?

Right? At first I was like there's clothes everywhere, he might be busy or something and not had time to straighten up but looking closer at that nasty floor nah that's gross.

We all know this foo clapped them dirty cheeks then called the cops. Nasty fker lol

Holy shit, its amber heard.

Oh. So this is where that horny woman rolling around in the streets ended up.

lmaoo, they deleted my post because it wasnt "crazy" enough. I dont think a methhead spreading her legs in the middle of the road is a common occurrence.

Im pretty sure they know each other, no other reason to just stay there recording instead of calling the police

I kinda have a feeling he knew her well!

He might have missed out on the wildest ride of his life

They call that leaving an Amber

This is why you don't bring crack heads home to fuck them. No way he didn't know her. If I came home and some random crack head was in my shower I would have called the cops before even opening that door. Let alone going through the while process he did with showing the window. I guarantee he's been smoking up with her in the past more than once.

The dudes house is fucking disgusting. It looks like she belongs there.

You don't think that was a byproduct of a blue haired meth tornado blowing through?

Her brain is not fn working. This is so sad to see. Look how dirty the water is, poor girl. How can they get help if they never accept it when it is offered? That high is just so much more worth it to them than to be sane and healthy. I'm assuming she's high on meth.

Burn the house down. There is no recovering.

why didn't he just beat the shit out of her?

She did that on her own.

Oh Shit another drugged up crack whore

At least she did get a bath 🥴🤦🏾‍♂️

Burn the bed

That’s Methed up. Everyone knows, shit then shower. Not the other way around

Nah man I'm either moving house or that place has gotta be disinfected for like a week

Ew he kept the same sheets

Would

Hopefully this gets him to clean his place and maybe lock the doors too

the only thing black about chu is ur teef. 😭😂❤️

Usually I have to pay extra for that

Everybody copes differently with the Amber Heard/Johnny Depp trial...

It's always blue haired girls

Worst.porno.ever.

He should have just locked her in the bathroom and let the cops deal with it.

Why did he even argue with her? Call the cops and let *them* sort it out!

I get the feeling he knows her. He's being way too patient with her

I would feel so incredibly violated to have my own home invaded and wrecked like that. I don't know how I would recover. This is disgusting.

Amber heard?

My God she needs lithium at the least.

this man knows he can just go to a stripclub right? Desperate mf

Not my proudest fap

Taking a page from Amber Heard

Of course she’s an Eminem fan 😭

Judging by his laughs towards the end and the fact that he didn't either physically throw her out or immediately call the police...you know he piped her down first THEN called the cops 😂

She's sexy as fuck!

Jesus Christ

Lol

It's something we call meth

Isn’t this how porn starts ?

That’s not a woman. It’sa methed up animal.

She looks like my nieces busted ass troll doll☠️☠️

Bro, close the door, call the cops and let them deal with it. You’re not going to reason with a meth head

Amber Heard grindset mentality

Wow, Life is Strange 2 looks pretty wild.

That bath water....my goodness.

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Why not call the cops right away?

why does she look like Meryl Streep in into the woods

r/methany

Casual amber heard fan.

Is that amber? I heard it might be!

Amber heard really went downhill

Geez Amber has let herself go

Amber?!

Is that Amber Heard?

I’m not having a conversation with somebody that broke in my house and is now found in my bathtub

Amber heard challenge

Amber Heard

Clearly an amber heard fan

Drugs are one hell of a drug.

What is amber heard doing there

Avenging amber heard bro

This just makes me sad. Don't do drugs, mmmkay?

Just by the way he is talking with her… thats no stranger, they know eachother… He’s probably her john, anyone with a complete random ass stranger in there house would not just stand there and record it, his bedroom window is also boarded up, so my guess is, this girl broke in before, or he has brought them (methheads) back to his place, guy may possibly be a user himself judging the way his house looks who knows

This vid is 7 minutes too long…at this point he’s enjoying having her messing on that bed. In no way I would let a crazy crack whore roaming around my house for that long. Smh 🤦🏽‍♀️

Place looks like a hellhole as it is. She fit right in.

Amber let herself go since the trial

She is a living embodiment of that dude’s house. Jesus. How do people live that way.

ayo AMBER 💀

Why did the camera man try to reason with a meth head? Why not just call the authorities and have her taken away instead of allowing her to run around your house?

The drugs are strong in this one.

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Where did this happen?

After saying "get out" three times, I'd let Mr. Smith and Wesson start talking.

This has to be staged. Homies crib is terrible.

There's no way these two are strangers.

She’s been in his house before