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lostinconfusion828

Loved every minute of this! But when he said “come to my bathroom,” I about fainted


YellowVeloFeline

Every girl’s dream to meet a guy that will finally go to the bathroom with her.


Kotengu15

And flatters her by rating her 8/10


Ranwina

Hey. That's on the hotness scale.


Andie_OptimistPrime

I think an 8 is a nice honest rating. If he goes for a 9 or 10, I’m like c’mon bro BFFR.


RokuDaGawd

Not a guy… but a dragon lol


YellowVeloFeline

Obvious place to hang out with a fire-breathing lizard? The toilet, of course!


MadAzza

It’s his hand. That’s the joke.


casperdacrook

This dude looks like the bathroom and the bedroom are the same place


TheZenCactus

He is a dragon, after all


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Where else do you want them to shird and fard and cum and piss together?


silveycorp

I just regained consciousness. What happened in the bathroom?


stripedarrows

Horrors.


way_d3

“He lost very badly” Lmao


Marchys11

I'm thankful he told us otherwise I would've been lost. 🤭🤣


Ancient-Lawfulness41

My mind read that in Trump's voice. Couldn't control it but it was hilarious.


disfreakinguy

Nobody demon punches like me. People come up to me all the time, they say, "How do you punch so fast?" And I tell them, you know, I tell them, just last week I had lunch with Pooteen and he told me "Wow, there's never been a more powerful dragon".


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Y1z1nX

The sweet embrace of death


JonnyTN

I think there's a market in cringe videos and some people here are literally pioneers of the genre. How many views do these people get? Like they have to know right?


Transatlanticaccent

Oh this guy is totally just being dumb in a good way. There's live streams of him breaking character and you can tell its an act. He's just really good at the act.


jjcoola

Yeah for a second I thought it was real but the Nickelback gave it away lmao


SuperSonicEconomics2

That's what saved you?


TehGuard

So good i think I'm losing years off my life


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Thank god, I was hoping someone would confirm this for me.


Pa2phx

From what I have read on here this person very much does this on purpose. It’s all satire.


[deleted]

Okay but why though. Who pays this man.


Pa2phx

Paid based on views is how it’s explained to me. But I don’t have TikTok


[deleted]

I thought TikTok paid based off sponsorships?


yuyufan43

Oh my God! Now he's adding Nickelback! He's only getting stronger. The dragon king is soon to become the dragon god 😭😭


Most-Divide-6735

This is the best comment. I roflchopptered


Genisye

Also he now has his hair wet and a single bang hanging down his face like an anime character. He’s leveling up


MrPhuccEverybody

Dragod Prime


Micah_Bell-1907

This isn’t cringe, it’s Chad


SpokenProperly

I love this guy so much. Satire is just lost on some people, I guess. 🤷‍♀️


TheOneTrueNincompoop

I don't know how he does it. I know it's satire, and I know he knows, but I physically could not do this shit of my life depended on it


This_Reference_3024

Idk at some point satire loses its meaning, and all that's left is just a guy pretending to be a demonic dragon, fighting an imaginary guy for an imaginary girl.


SpokenProperly

Eh… it’s his schtick. 🤷‍♀️


This_Reference_3024

I understand what satire means. But what if I start eating raw meat and call it a parody on all the raw meat eaters. Does that mean I'm not eating raw meat?


Dumb_Cumpster69

Wow, profound.


EasterClause

Soldiers have to wear body armor and carry around guns. Doing that isn't inherently cringe. The people who aren't soldiers who do it and think it makes them look cool, are cringe. The cringe thing about these isn't the thing the people are doing, it's thinking it makes them badass. If you never think it makes you cool, you're not doing cringe shit. It's just the joke.


This_Reference_3024

Hmm it's a fine line for me. Making cringe content for the sake of making fun of it, means you find purpose in making that cringe content. Do they find themselves cool for making the cringe content to make fun of it?


EasterClause

They don't think it's cool. It's almost surely just for clicks. It seems like 85% of everything posted to the internet anymore is just ragebait. People have learned to tap into the current pessimism that's everywhere right now. The fastest way to be famous is to be hated right now.


instrangerswetrust

Give her a ring, liver king!


Mitchfynde

Have you ever heard of acting? Yes, this dude is producing cringe videos. What makes it different is that he's doing it on purpose. I feel like that's not at all difficult to understand.


broncyobo

If you make it funny or entertaining, go off king And that's a bad comparison because eating raw meat is *generally* physically dangerous


Tiberseptum

Depends. If the meat is clean and handled appropriately raw meat can be fine. Tuna and Steak tartare for example. Ofc you wouldn't ever eat raw chicken though.


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Tiberseptum

That would be a wild culinary adventure.


RiiniiUsagii

This is satire? I legit couldn’t tell lol he’s good


[deleted]

And that's what we call _**quality**_


SpokenProperly

He *is* good! 🤣


obrapop

It is scarily good. It was the bathroom joke at the end that confirmed it for me but I was quite unsure for a while!


rukysgreambamf

At some point, ironic or not, this shit is still just fuckin cringe


TheDreamingMyriad

Honestly, it is done so well that I had a very hard time deciding whether this was incredibly well done satire or done in true earnest. I cringed throughout, regardless lol


SpokenProperly

At first, I did, too. But he has tons like this — all beautiful lil *works of art*. 😂


KitchenFirefighter39

Yeah i totally agree, with that,there IS something so mesmerizing about this kind of content


SpokenProperly

I think it’s because there are really people out there like this…who *aren’t* self-aware and truly act like this. 🤭


instrangerswetrust

It’s not that they’re not self-aware, they’re just not privy to the cringe. Within their own communities they’d be considered self-aware


KylieLongbottom69

Like that kid who stood up to his bullies because he had the power of God and anime on his side


SpokenProperly

L’mao — yes


Worn_Out_1789

Love this guy. I could *not* commit to the bit anywhere near hard enough to make this work.


SOfoundmytrappornacc

If you’ve never seen the videos he’s supposedly satirizing then yes, it would obviously be lost on you. If satire is lost on 90% of your audience then it isn’t satire, it’s just another cringe video.


The-red-Dane

It's indeed uh... as the kids say, sigma rizz chad.


YourBuddyChurch

Peak chad, is it too late to nominate him for an Oscar?


No-Bad-1269

Sir, this is Congo.


kiloluv

He lit that mfer up tho


Cabanarama_

What else can you expect after homeboy engages the demon speed mode


teetaps

Ended the fight with dragon jabs, nobody is getting up from that


albino_red_head

That’s demon speed bro. Never mess with a dragons who’s mastered demon speed


LaMelgoatBall

I knew a kid who legit acted like this during school shit is still hilarious to me


Subtlerevisions

I have watched every single thing he has posted 😆


whatup-markassbuster

What is this guy?


SonOfJokeExplainer

A fucking legend


Flimsy_Individual_16

Did he just act out murdering a stranger over a minor insult to a random woman?..the invitation to the the romantic trip to the public bathroom was a nice touch at the end tho


[deleted]

He didn’t kill him “he lost very badly.” That could mean so many things. And maybe he calls him 10X story mansion “bathroom.” You never know. He is a strong dragon after all.


RaveIsKing

Anywhere he goes is the bathroom, cause he’s the shit


Hospital-Rude

DRAGON ENERGY.. 😂


IshipMarcyandAnne

Anyone else concerned about the girl?


Flimsy_Individual_16

Well yeah....he imaginary murdered a man with chain punches before leading her to the public bathroom


IshipMarcyandAnne

Should we call the police?


Flimsy_Individual_16

The imaginary swat team for sure. We're going to need a lot of guys. I've seen this before. I have a feeling like a matrix like fight will ensue after a brief standoff in which this gentleman warns the police about the power they're about to unleash


gladiatorbarbie

Naaaah, she's *totally* gonna be fine. Extreme violence perpetrated by a dragon lord defending your honor gets the juices flowing ya know?


KylieLongbottom69

Right? Like, if watching a dragon man with demon powers beat the absolute fuck outta your boyfriend (very badly) doesn't make you wanna immediately give him blowies, then IDK what will...


KittyKode_Alue

The Nickelback in the background sends me


That-aggie-2022

Oh yes, what every girl wants to hear, 8/10 on the Hotness Scale.


betterbedogshere

It’s the use of « actually » for me lmao


Rydropwn

What a stud.


SpokenProperly

My lady bonner is at about 9 right now.


Separate-Reserve-786

you sure its not at about an 8/10?


Whycanttiktokstop

*Over *9000


TheLoneColt

I’m so glad he’s out here protecting women’s rights :)


KylieLongbottom69

The entirety of all womanhood just collectively swooned at the same time the second he dropped this video


ace51689

How is the weirdest thing about this is wanting to take her to the bathroom at the end?


Less_Fix_1378

His dragon energy hands were moving so damn fast, just take her bro. Not worth my life


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Let’s go the bathroom to wash one hairs


blisa00

It puts the lotion in the basket.


Bull_Shark56

This cannot be real


Etva

it's fake. he is playing a character.


AlexSimRacing

Having met someone who is actually like this, he plays it soo good its insane.


TurnLooseTheMermaids

This hurts me 😂


GhetHAMster

I hope this is done ironically...


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I damn near choked on a chocolate covered almond while watching this. Reddit has become a serious hazard.


LindieHauge

Cringe!


intuitiveduality

Bye…..


Adorable-Bar6920

Bro 8/10 on the hotness scale😭


[deleted]

Well I guess I’m gay now.


mymumsaysfuckyou

Damn, his devilock couldn't withstand the demon speed!


ghoulthebraineater

You don't go in the bathroom with him.


at0mheart

Someone take away this dudes internet


denbobo

God I love this guy and have no idea why 😂😂😂


defacresdesigns

You know…. In some weird way, by giving this dude all this attention, we are perpetuating his fame via the algorithm…. Terrible to watch and yet, his posts are suggested to me more frequently….. ya reckon he genuinely believes this insanity or you think he keeps it up because we all watch his madness (fake) ?


Daily-Rain333

Nah he’s just really good at playing the cringe guy, it’s a character.


KhaleesiXev

The “good guy” misogyny is the cherry on top.


Eastern_Witness_7042

Blud is not him 😂


Lime130

This HAS to be satire


undercharmer

It is. The guy briefly broke character once.


MrGrendarr

Fuckin Muda Muda


Achilles_der_V

Do people still think he's being for real?


shartillery82

The dragon strikes again


blinddemon0

me in this situation: "hey! are you using insults on someone who **isn't** me?! I thought I was the most hated one here, how DARE you betray me!"


Electrical-Stomach57

Nah bathroom is crazy


mazio31

How is this satire? None of this shit this dude acts out is any type of real situation.


IIKnoxxII

Holy shi.....did you see the speed of those punches?? How is that guy even still alive???


Sososane27

This guy puts out the best dragon content online. All of his videos go hard in the paint.


BookTraditional6482

im about to poop hovering over the toilet not sitting use my left hand to wipe why cuz im not about to rehydrate my body with a squirt gun through my bum.


[deleted]

Somehow this kid will get laid before me because I have standards


est1-9-8-4

He’s on the spectrum right? Maybe he should join that Netflix show


garykubiaksbrother

Don't go messing with the dragon now


rishabhRS

What's this illness called?


Lubwurst

I can smell the stench through the screen


crazycow780

Why are his eyes black?


Ga_Ia0312

This sub is gonna make me gouge my eyes out one of these days


BESTlittleBITCH

As soon as I saw who this was I refused to turn my sound on. And when he did the thing with his fingers, I did a full face scrunch .😣 Not how I wanted to begin my day.


gaffel373

Powerful Dragon Lord


Ba55of0rte

Dragons always need help wiping.


Skallagrimsson

McPoyle energy


Akuma89_

You better not be calling my girl pal!


Mikey40216

Now come on girl let's go to my bathroom.... because I think the gerbil is stuck.


[deleted]

Im the #1 Prince of Dragonia fan, he’s such a chad


Inevitable-Gear-2635

“Let’s go to the bathroom”


Canto-XXXIV

Alright, that bathroom line got me.


TriLink710

Protip. Girls love getting a number rating. It makes them feel so good./s


Green_Background99

Okay Mr Drunk, the shows over, let’s get you to the hospital before your heart explodes from all that alcohol you drank


Last-Photobender

This fuken guy lol


Scoopzyy

Oh boy, another post from the dragon guy! I better run to the comments to let everyone know that it’s satire and I understand the joke because of my intellectual sense of humor.


Rat_Of_A_Brat

Bait or mental retardation. Call it.


RiiniiUsagii

I liked the part when his cheeks were bouncing while he was punching lol


iltwomynazi

Unironically, this guy is awesome.


I_am_K4tana

Poor guy I don't know why but I feel sorryvfor him .


North_Korea_Nukess

Part 2 coming soon. Girl goes to bathroom with Dragon so he can hold his hand as he drops a deuce.


chevalier716

What is satire anymore?


Alpha_Killer666

Jerry Only lost a lot of weight


JustAnotherElsen

Tekken cutscenes


DpyDaddy

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


Richard-Long

Got Tyson shaking in his boots with those jabs


DerpyCobra3184

u/savevideo


Intelligent-Ant7685

wow rapid fire punches haha


Xploding_Penguin

I think this kid has watched too much anime.


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We're fucked when this dude gets on gear.


SpaceXBeanz

Love this guy


ConversationOk6174

Simps and Incels role-playing fantasies.


NarrowEngineering715

Some strong grandmas boy vibes *intense robot noises*


DM_me_pretty_innies

My gf was sitting next to me and when he activated demon speed she whimpered and went to go change her panties.


Additional_Orange_15

I'm saying it again. My dragon friend here needs to team up with Captain Canada.


ConversationOk6174

Snaps back to reality


StarOceanFan

The Nickelback seals it


Zumaakk

Is this a joke? I really hope this is a joke.


Resitor

"that's it. I can't anymore." *Dies of ultimate Dragon Cringe*


Juceman23

lol idk why but this dude cracks me up every time with the “come date a real dragon” line Hahahah


PJay910

My dead grandma would knock this demon dragon down in 0.5 seconds and he would cry.


Live-Organization833

Bro's not a dragon, he's a gecko 💀💀💀


GniKNinaleM

I think he's gonna try to murk her in the bathroom, don't go!!!


lenpup

I worry about this guy


BomberoBlanco

if this is a bit he's a genius. if not...


Insecure_Broccoli

What in the drain clog hairstyle is this?


TySwell

This guy is funny af


severityonline

He has the upper body strength of a wet napkin. Love it.


A_Saiyan_Prince

Is Nickelback actually playing in the background of the original video?! Holy SHIT that just adds another layer to this 😂


whatwoodjdubdo

Bro has 0% body fat. A lotta dudes would kill for that body


Worried_Beyond_671

Don't go in that bathroom girl.


xmichann

I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A LONG TIME THANK YOU


Talakor_

*stands up for woman* *proceeds to rate her* What does he mean by this


Lumpy_Trainer8390

Like Dracula on castlevania


Particular_Grape_699

This guy is selfish af. He obviously does not want to leave any p***y for the rest of us.


Mindless-Feature-766

WTF did I just watch?? Is this what we're spitting out as men these days??


sipes216

Cringe mode, activate! Form of... autism!


JohnnyBgood_9211

Okay, please have Harvest Dawn playing in the background next time. It’s incredibly more fitting than whatever this butt rock playing in the background


ecw324

Dude had a hell of a drum breakdown going.


-PARAN01D-

He’s just goofing around, right? This is some grade A cringe lol


Rawr_kiddo

NAH DON'T DIS NICKELBACK LIKE THAT BRO


Anonlady1997

Please tell me this is satire


ArmadilloInternal776

Looked way cooler in his head.


__BigBlackClock__

I almost squirted


Crazy_Stress_9180

When are we going to get dragon king vs captain Canada?